“Prrrriiiiiiii!” cried the Togepi. Adam was plugging up his ears, annoyed to death by his suffering Togepi.
“Good God, Togepi, could you ever shut up?” said Adam to Togepi. The Togepi egg Adam stole from Cerulean Cave hatched about a week ago, and since then, the Togepi has been doing nothing but crying. “Maybe I can make use of this!” Adam decided, completely neglecting to think that maybe Togepi is crying because it’s hungry. “Togepi, use Annoy Cry!” Adam commanded to Togepi.
“PRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!” screamed and cried Togepi. As Togepi shrieked, Spearow’s, Pidgey’s and various bugs fell out of trees dead, and the trees and grass shriveled and died.
“Wow, Togepi can kill things!” said Adam foolishly. He took out his Pokedex, enabled the “Cell Phone” feature, and called Jake.
“Hello?” answered Jake on the other line.
“Hey Jake, it’s Adam! Guess what I have?” Adam asked Jake.
“Uh... a Human-Type Pokemon?” Jake randomly guessed.
“Nope! A Togepi!” Adam boasted, still unaware he is being a terrible father to his Togepi.
“A Togepi? Oh, big deal. Those Pokemon are weak as hell.” Jake responded.
“Weak? Don’t be so dumb Jake, Togepi can kill you!” said a completely deluded Adam. Jake just smirked and laughed, in his head, he imagined a blood-splattered Togepi walking up a stairway carrying a kitchen knife, intent on stabbing whoever comes its way.
“Well Adam, enjoy your murdering Togepi!” Jake said, and hung up.
Adam continued walking on, he decided it was time for him to continue his Badge Quest; he had three badges to go and was headed for Saffron City. Tired of hearing his suffering Togepi’s crying, Adam shoved it away into a Poke Ball. He neared a crossroad, and standing by the sign post was a familiar face to Adam, one whom he hasn’t seen in some time.
“Hey, Jason! How are you?” Adam asked to his old best friend.
“Adam, I’m okay. Things are working out fine...” Jason responded in a shrill tone, his arms folded up.
“None of us has seen you or Andy in awhile. What have you guys been up to?” Adam asked.
“None of your business...” Jason responded.
“Uh, okay...” Adam said, bothered at the tone his old best friend used on him.
“Say, why not battle me?” Jason asked.
“Okay!” Said Adam, excited to show Jason his collection of Pokemon. He grabbed a Poke Ball from his belt and tossed it. “Let’s go, ‘Lectric!” The Poke Ball opened up, and revealed his Pikachu had a new form.
“Raiiiii-chu!” said ‘Lectric, now a Raichu. ‘Lectric stood proud, with a glamorous smile on its face. ‘Lectric accomplished all it could as a Pikachu, and it and Adam decided for it to reach its full potential, it must evolve.
“Hahaha.” Laughed Jason, who grabbed out three Poke Ball’s and tossed them into battle, revealing three Pokemon Adam had never seen before.
“Fros-teeee!” said what looked like a Snow Man.
“Sab-rey!” said a small, Dark Orange cat Pokemon with Large Fangs.
“Rap-tey!” said an orange Dinosaur Pokemon.
“What? New Pokemon?” Adam said, taking out his Pokedex and scanning the three.
*Bing*
Frostee: Snow Pokemon
Type: Ice/Rock
Frostee specializes in freezing its opponent, then shattering them with Rocks.
*Bing*
Sabre’: Tiger Pokemon
Type: Fire/Rock
Its Razor Sharp Fangs can cause searing Burns.
*Bing*
Rapte’: Cretaceous Pokemon
Type: Dragon/Rock
Can run faster than any human, its claws and teeth can be fatal.
“Oh wow.” Adam said, surprised to see three all new Fossil Pokemon.
“Let’s go Sabre’!” Jason commanded.
“Sab-rey!” said Sabre’ ferociously.
“‘Lectric, Thunder Bolt!” ordered Adam.
“Raichu!” said ‘Lectric, and it blasted Sabre’ with a huge bolt of Lightning.
“Hah, Sabre’, retaliate with Crunch!” Jason commanded.
“Sab-REY!” Sabre’ roared, and bit ‘Lectric really hard, tearing its skin and causing it to bleed.
“Oh no, ‘Lectric!” said Adam. “Return!” he said, recalling ‘Lectric into it’s Poke Ball.
“One down, two to go!” said a smug Jason.
“Alright, go Squigglystuff!” said Adam, releasing his Jigglypuff.
“Jigglypuff!” said Squigglystuff.
“Go Frostee!” Jason commanded. “Let’s end this one quick, Ice Touch!”
“Squigglystuff, dodge and brandish your knife!” Adam commanded to Squigglystuff, who successfully jumped away from Frostee’s Snow Body, and brandished a knife, ready to cut away at the Snow Body. “Now use Cut!”
“Jiggly...” said Squigglystuff, acknowledging its master’s useless order. Squigglystuff launched toward Frostee but got frozen in a block of ice upon attempting to carve a wound in the Snow Body.
“Oh no, Squigglystuff!” Adam said, showing concern for his Pokemon.
“Rock Throw!” Jason ordered, and Frostee tossed a rock Snow Ball at Squigglystuff, shattering the Ice Block and Squigglystuff’s body, now in frozen pieces.
“You killed it!” Adam said, shocked and appalled.
“Nice job Frostee, now return!” Jason said, recalling Frostee.
“There’s only one way I can win now.” Adam said, grabbing his first Poke Ball in his belt. “Now go, Blaze!”
“LIzardon!” said Blaze, standing proud and ready to battle.
“Time to finish this, Go Rapte’!” said Jason.
“Rap-tey!” said Rapte’.
“Fire Spin Blaze!” Adam commanded to his Charizard.
“Lizar!” said Blaze, and it blasted a fire cyclone to Rapte’, it showing no pain or anguish.
“Haha, this is pathetically easy. Rapte’ attack!” Jason commanded.
“Rap....teeeey!” said Rapte’, launching at quick speed with its small, thin legs, and started viciously biting Blaze’s body.
“Lizardon!” screamed an anguished Blaze, who very quickly succumbed to the powerful jaws of Rapte’.
“What are these Pokemon?” asked Adam, shocked and stunned to see his Pokemon lose so easily to Jason’s. Jason held a very smug smirk, happy to see things go his way.
“This is only the beginning.” Jason said ominously. “Soon, I will have everything, and I will become the worlds Greatest Pokemon Master. This is not speculation.” he said, sounding very sure of himself, almost as if he’s predicting the future. “Adam, should the title ever be a battle between the two of us, just know I will not show any mercy.” he concluded, as if he ever showed mercy at all. Jason walked away down the path, and turned his head around. “Oh, and Adam, just know that there is nothing you can do to stop this...” Jason said, and suddenly and abruptly vanished in the blink of an eye.
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