Matthew had reached Castle Settlement on Loote Island, the walk through Junk Beach was long, and annoying for him to walk, but Matthew was happy to find civilization, or so he thought. “What the Hell is this?” Matthew asked in angry shock. There was nothing at Castle Settlement but a simple castle tower building and a few cottages around.
“Ah bey! Whas wrong?” asked a local who was sitting at an outside desk.
“I thought this place was going to be a town.” Matthew answered. “Do you have a Water or Flying Pokemon? I have to get back to Kanto.”
“Ah bey, ain you know we don’ have TIME fer Pokemon Training here in the Southern Islands? We got our industries to worry about!” answered the Local.
“Nnngh!” Matthew groaned like a child. “Why do I keep getting forced into these stupid things!” Matthew said angrily. Just then, Matthew noticed an interesting island not close by to Castle Settlement. It appeared the island was broken, and it was half gone. “Hey, whats up with that Island?” Matthew asked the local, calmly.
“Ah! Thas Lubbers Island.” the local answered. “That’s ain an interesting place though. The People of Star Island go there a lot for parties every full moon, but not much else happening there.”
“Wait, Lubbers Island?” Matthew inquized.
“Ya!” said the local.
“Hmmm, Lubbers Island, Island of Lubbers.” he said to himself, thinking about what he learned from Prof. Sashkatch and Brian. “Say, is there any way possible you could take me there by boat?” Matthew asked the local.
“Sorry bey, but I could only carry you as far as Tahiti Beach on Star Island.” answered the local, pointing to the long, sandy, peninsula beach closer to Castle Settlement.
“What? You seriously can’t take me as far as Lubbers Island?” Matthew responded, kinda angrily.
“Most the docks ‘dere are private, second-homeowners docks. There’s a restaurant, but you can only get a ferry from Star City on Star Island. Star City is only 3 miles from Tahiti Beach, it ain’ gon be that far bey!” answered the local.
“*groan* Okay, take me to fucking Tahiti Beach.” Matthew said.
“Come on board, suh!” the local said happily, and he ferry’d Matthew the short distance in a dinghy.
Matthew arrived at Tahiti Beach, and walked to mainland Star Island. He was greeted by a bunch of hills. “Hills? HILLS?” he screamed. “This day keeps getting WORSE!” he said angrily. Matthew walked up the hills, but eventually got tired. “MMMMMMM!” he growled to himself. “I give up!” he said to himself. “Go Farfetch’d!” he said, throwing a Poke Ball.
“Far-fetchd!” said Farfetch’d.
“Okay Farfetch’d, Fly me to Star City!” Matthew commanded.
“Ch!” said Farfetch’d, and Matthew grabbed its legs and was carried to Star City. Matthew purchased a hotel room and took a LONG needed comfortable nights sleep.
Tuesday, November 29, 2011
Chapter 67: Vermillion Mysteries
The streets of Vermillion City were quiet. From out a building came two characters in trench coats and hats. They ran down the streets as the sun set, and eventually arrived at the site in the games where the man is using his Machop to build a building.
“Hahaha, this will be perfect. He’s never gonna build this place anyway.” said John, who was under the coat.
“Here’s some Spray Paint!” said Psycho, under the other coat. “I can produce tons of this stuff.” he said.
“Mankey, Geodude, Charmeleon, lets go!” John said, tossing three Poke Balls.
“Mankey!” said Mankey.
“Geodude.” said Geodude.
“Meleon.” said Charmeleon.
“Alright guys, lets vandalize!” commanded John, and he, his Pokemon, and Yahoe completely trashed the place.
All of a sudden, blue lights shone.
*Woop Woop!*
“Okay criminals! Time for a visit to the impound!” said the Officer Jenny in the Cop Cars.
“Yahoe, go and use Magic Dust!” Psycho said to its friend.
“Yahoe!” said Yahoe, and using its tiny wings, managed to fly into the car and sprayed sparkly dust at the Officer Jenny, who instantly fell asleep.
“Now check this out!” said Psycho, who walked onto the Cop Car, and made his arms extremely muscular. “Ha!” Psycho screamed, and he smashed the roof of the car in, trapping Officer Jenny.
“Hahaha. Hahaha!” Laughed John, and he, his Pokemon, and Psycho walked off.
It was now morning, John and Psycho ditched their costumes and the Pokemon were recalled. “So what should be do today John?” asked Psycho.
“Hmmm, hey, look! That’s the Vermillion City gym!” John responded, pointing out the Gym was across from them. The two walked across the street and peered into the window of the gym.
Inside the gym, John & Psycho saw the Gym Leader, Lt. Surge speaking with a character in a hood. “Hmmm.” said John.
“I wonder what they are talking about?” said Psycho.
“Can’t you hear them with your powers?” John asked.
“Unfortunately, I do not have the power to invade privacy. I know, its weird.” Psycho answered.
All of a sudden a security trap of Lt. Surge’s appeared from the wall, it was a cannon sticking out of the wall, it aimed to John & Psycho. “Oh crap! I choose you, Froglett!” John said, throwing a Poke Ball.
“Froglett, Froglett!” said Froglett, who apparently very quickly evolved back from Tadpolet.
“Ungh! Help us Froglett, stop that cannon!” John shouted, grabbing Froglett and cramming it into the shaft of the cannon.
“Frog. Lett?” Froglett said, looking around at the situation.
*BAUM!*
Blood and guts splattered all over the place and a mangled mess shot out of the cannon. Froglett had been killed.
“Dude! You killed it!” Psycho screamed.
“Uh! I didn’t really mean to kill it, but it was pretty useless anyway!” John answered showing no emotion or remorse. Suddenly, a siren started to blare. Lt. Surge and the Hooded Figure heard the alarm and ran outside.
“Oh no! We gotta get out of here!” John said.
“I don’t think so.” said a voice, and the Hooded Man had quickly gotten outside. “Who are you! Answer!” he asked wickedly, and then gripped his hand.
“AGH!” John & Psycho screamed in unison, for the mysterious man was squeezing them with psychic powers.
“I do not appreciate being spied on.” said the Hooded Figure, and he lifted up his face, which did not look familiar to John and Psycho. “In fact, just knowing my secrets I don’t allow at all.”
“Ngh! Yahoe! Where are you! Use Magic Dust!” Psycho commanded, but Yahoe was nowhere to be found.
“Maybe one of my Pokemon can help. Go Charmeleon!” John said, tossing his Poke Ball.
“Charmeleon!” said Charmeleon, rearing to go.
“Haha, a Charmeleon? Really?” said the Hooded Man. “I’ll just black all of you out, that’ll be the easy way.” The Hooded Man finished, and John, Psycho and Charmeleon instantly blacked out.
John & Psycho woke up, and found each other gagged and handcuffed by the knees. It felt they might have been in an aircraft, with their experience in helicopter travel. They could do nothing but wait until what happens next.
“Hahaha, this will be perfect. He’s never gonna build this place anyway.” said John, who was under the coat.
“Here’s some Spray Paint!” said Psycho, under the other coat. “I can produce tons of this stuff.” he said.
“Mankey, Geodude, Charmeleon, lets go!” John said, tossing three Poke Balls.
“Mankey!” said Mankey.
“Geodude.” said Geodude.
“Meleon.” said Charmeleon.
“Alright guys, lets vandalize!” commanded John, and he, his Pokemon, and Yahoe completely trashed the place.
All of a sudden, blue lights shone.
*Woop Woop!*
“Okay criminals! Time for a visit to the impound!” said the Officer Jenny in the Cop Cars.
“Yahoe, go and use Magic Dust!” Psycho said to its friend.
“Yahoe!” said Yahoe, and using its tiny wings, managed to fly into the car and sprayed sparkly dust at the Officer Jenny, who instantly fell asleep.
“Now check this out!” said Psycho, who walked onto the Cop Car, and made his arms extremely muscular. “Ha!” Psycho screamed, and he smashed the roof of the car in, trapping Officer Jenny.
“Hahaha. Hahaha!” Laughed John, and he, his Pokemon, and Psycho walked off.
It was now morning, John and Psycho ditched their costumes and the Pokemon were recalled. “So what should be do today John?” asked Psycho.
“Hmmm, hey, look! That’s the Vermillion City gym!” John responded, pointing out the Gym was across from them. The two walked across the street and peered into the window of the gym.
Inside the gym, John & Psycho saw the Gym Leader, Lt. Surge speaking with a character in a hood. “Hmmm.” said John.
“I wonder what they are talking about?” said Psycho.
“Can’t you hear them with your powers?” John asked.
“Unfortunately, I do not have the power to invade privacy. I know, its weird.” Psycho answered.
All of a sudden a security trap of Lt. Surge’s appeared from the wall, it was a cannon sticking out of the wall, it aimed to John & Psycho. “Oh crap! I choose you, Froglett!” John said, throwing a Poke Ball.
“Froglett, Froglett!” said Froglett, who apparently very quickly evolved back from Tadpolet.
“Ungh! Help us Froglett, stop that cannon!” John shouted, grabbing Froglett and cramming it into the shaft of the cannon.
“Frog. Lett?” Froglett said, looking around at the situation.
*BAUM!*
Blood and guts splattered all over the place and a mangled mess shot out of the cannon. Froglett had been killed.
“Dude! You killed it!” Psycho screamed.
“Uh! I didn’t really mean to kill it, but it was pretty useless anyway!” John answered showing no emotion or remorse. Suddenly, a siren started to blare. Lt. Surge and the Hooded Figure heard the alarm and ran outside.
“Oh no! We gotta get out of here!” John said.
“I don’t think so.” said a voice, and the Hooded Man had quickly gotten outside. “Who are you! Answer!” he asked wickedly, and then gripped his hand.
“AGH!” John & Psycho screamed in unison, for the mysterious man was squeezing them with psychic powers.
“I do not appreciate being spied on.” said the Hooded Figure, and he lifted up his face, which did not look familiar to John and Psycho. “In fact, just knowing my secrets I don’t allow at all.”
“Ngh! Yahoe! Where are you! Use Magic Dust!” Psycho commanded, but Yahoe was nowhere to be found.
“Maybe one of my Pokemon can help. Go Charmeleon!” John said, tossing his Poke Ball.
“Charmeleon!” said Charmeleon, rearing to go.
“Haha, a Charmeleon? Really?” said the Hooded Man. “I’ll just black all of you out, that’ll be the easy way.” The Hooded Man finished, and John, Psycho and Charmeleon instantly blacked out.
John & Psycho woke up, and found each other gagged and handcuffed by the knees. It felt they might have been in an aircraft, with their experience in helicopter travel. They could do nothing but wait until what happens next.
Chapter 66: Onto Brew!
Jake had boarded a ferry from Star Island to Brewhop Island, from their he would get to Blue Squirtle Island, where the next gym was. Jake had an amazing time on Star Island, but he had to continue his quest.
“Ladies and Gentlemen, we are approaching Brewhop Island.” said Jessie through the PA. “Be sure to see the world famous beach bar Nippers, and the Brewhop Burger at Sunset Beach is one you shouldn’t miss!”
The ferry dropped Jake off at Brewhop Island, the rustic streets were adorned with various tourists holding cocktails in insulated cups, and they were walking from in between the Sunset Beach and the other side of the town. Jake walked towards the famous Nippers Beach Bar.
“Wow! It’s like a party on each of these islands!” said Jake, amazed at the amount of people that were at Nippers enjoying their day. There seemed to be a good mix between Tourists, and Locals, as the locals had their distinct accents. There was a live band playing, which the patrons really enjoyed and it seemed common for them to be holding a plastic cup with an orange-colored drink in it. There was an awesome two-story swimming pool which had its own bar. The beach the bar was built on was wide and panoramic, the waves were huge and there were many reefs here and there, the sea looked great for diving! “I wonder if I could get a ride to the next gym from here...” Jake said to himself.
“Pa boom pineapple wine, dey dolla-fifty owatime!” said the singer of a band, starting up a song, and all the patrons started dancing.
“Yikes!” said Jake. “Pssh, I aint into this music.” he said, as he started walked through the dancing crowd and to the bar.
“Yo! I’ll take the special drink!” Jake said to the bartender, making an order.
“Ya!” said the bartender, and he slid a cup of the Orange Drink to Jake. Jake took a sip of his drink.
“Mmm, fruity!” said Jake, the cocktail was just 151 Rum, Coconut Rum, Spiced Rum and Fruit Punch. “Yo! I’ll take another one!” Jake ordered a second drink. “Ya!” said an intoxicated Jake, walking away with his 2nd drink. Jake stumbled to the stairs and walked down them to the beach. “Yesi!” Jake said, as he saw children were building sand castles, and remember destroying them with his friend on time he was drunk. There were a lot of 18 Year Olds swimming with their own cliques, and locals with dreadlocks and wife-beaters were by the trees. Okay, thats enough exposition about Nippers!
“Hey everyone! It seems we have a hero in the audience!” said the singer of the band. “He saved my life after we were kidnapped by a Pokemon! Jake, come on up here!”
“What?” said Jake, taking a second to realize what he heard.
“Come Jake, come!” said the singer. Jake walked up the stairs and saw the singer of the band was Drew, the Surfer dude he met in Fuchsia City Port and went to New Island with.
“Whoa! It’s Drew!” said Jake, the crowds were cheering. “Huh?” Jake said.
“Come on Jake, show us your Porygon!” Drew said, and the crowd went wild, hoping to actually see a rare Porygon.
“Alright! Porygon, go!” Jake said, releasing Porygon from its Poke Ball.
“Poor-ygon!” said Porygon with its cry, and the crowd applauded.
“Yes, it was a Porygon that defeated our kidnapper, Mewtwo! It was supposedly a clone of the “Adam & Eve” of Pokemon, Mew!” Drew started to speak. “Tell us Jake, how did you do it?” Drew asked to Jake.
“I said, “Porygon, go into Mewtwo’s Brain and SCRAMBLE IT!”” Jake said, drunkenly.
“You the man, Jake!” said one of the tourists.
“So what brings you to the Southern Islands Jake?” Drew asked.
“I’m challenging the Southern Islands gyms!” Jake answered.
“Excellent dude!” Drew said. “Guess what? The next gym is not too far from this island, and the band is actually going there. We will take you to it!” Drew offered.
“Yeah! I’m in!” Jake said, excited at the impromptu trip.
So Jake later boarded Drew’s boat and joined him for a ride to Blue Squirtle Island.
“Ladies and Gentlemen, we are approaching Brewhop Island.” said Jessie through the PA. “Be sure to see the world famous beach bar Nippers, and the Brewhop Burger at Sunset Beach is one you shouldn’t miss!”
The ferry dropped Jake off at Brewhop Island, the rustic streets were adorned with various tourists holding cocktails in insulated cups, and they were walking from in between the Sunset Beach and the other side of the town. Jake walked towards the famous Nippers Beach Bar.
“Wow! It’s like a party on each of these islands!” said Jake, amazed at the amount of people that were at Nippers enjoying their day. There seemed to be a good mix between Tourists, and Locals, as the locals had their distinct accents. There was a live band playing, which the patrons really enjoyed and it seemed common for them to be holding a plastic cup with an orange-colored drink in it. There was an awesome two-story swimming pool which had its own bar. The beach the bar was built on was wide and panoramic, the waves were huge and there were many reefs here and there, the sea looked great for diving! “I wonder if I could get a ride to the next gym from here...” Jake said to himself.
“Pa boom pineapple wine, dey dolla-fifty owatime!” said the singer of a band, starting up a song, and all the patrons started dancing.
“Yikes!” said Jake. “Pssh, I aint into this music.” he said, as he started walked through the dancing crowd and to the bar.
“Yo! I’ll take the special drink!” Jake said to the bartender, making an order.
“Ya!” said the bartender, and he slid a cup of the Orange Drink to Jake. Jake took a sip of his drink.
“Mmm, fruity!” said Jake, the cocktail was just 151 Rum, Coconut Rum, Spiced Rum and Fruit Punch. “Yo! I’ll take another one!” Jake ordered a second drink. “Ya!” said an intoxicated Jake, walking away with his 2nd drink. Jake stumbled to the stairs and walked down them to the beach. “Yesi!” Jake said, as he saw children were building sand castles, and remember destroying them with his friend on time he was drunk. There were a lot of 18 Year Olds swimming with their own cliques, and locals with dreadlocks and wife-beaters were by the trees. Okay, thats enough exposition about Nippers!
“Hey everyone! It seems we have a hero in the audience!” said the singer of the band. “He saved my life after we were kidnapped by a Pokemon! Jake, come on up here!”
“What?” said Jake, taking a second to realize what he heard.
“Come Jake, come!” said the singer. Jake walked up the stairs and saw the singer of the band was Drew, the Surfer dude he met in Fuchsia City Port and went to New Island with.
“Whoa! It’s Drew!” said Jake, the crowds were cheering. “Huh?” Jake said.
“Come on Jake, show us your Porygon!” Drew said, and the crowd went wild, hoping to actually see a rare Porygon.
“Alright! Porygon, go!” Jake said, releasing Porygon from its Poke Ball.
“Poor-ygon!” said Porygon with its cry, and the crowd applauded.
“Yes, it was a Porygon that defeated our kidnapper, Mewtwo! It was supposedly a clone of the “Adam & Eve” of Pokemon, Mew!” Drew started to speak. “Tell us Jake, how did you do it?” Drew asked to Jake.
“I said, “Porygon, go into Mewtwo’s Brain and SCRAMBLE IT!”” Jake said, drunkenly.
“You the man, Jake!” said one of the tourists.
“So what brings you to the Southern Islands Jake?” Drew asked.
“I’m challenging the Southern Islands gyms!” Jake answered.
“Excellent dude!” Drew said. “Guess what? The next gym is not too far from this island, and the band is actually going there. We will take you to it!” Drew offered.
“Yeah! I’m in!” Jake said, excited at the impromptu trip.
So Jake later boarded Drew’s boat and joined him for a ride to Blue Squirtle Island.
Wednesday, November 16, 2011
Chapter 65: Freaky Freaks
*Warning* This chapter contains violence, sexual conduct and drug use. Read at your own discretion.
John & Psycho were in the CEO Office of Silph Co, in the middle of Saffron City. Due to a fluke in the Poke Ball, John and Psycho switched bodies, with the soul of John in Psycho, and the soul of Psycho in John. “Whoa, Whoa!” said a really excited John-in-Psycho.
“This is no good, we gotta switch back!” said a worried Psycho-in-John.
“Are you kidding me?” responded John. “I’m a Pokemon now! I’m gonna go crazy with this!” he said, transforming into a Scyther with Rabbit Ears.
“Stop playing around!” said Psycho. “You do not know how my powers even work!”
“Ahahaha!” said John, as he shot through the building by breaking his body into particles.
“John! Stop! You don’t know what you’re doing!” shouted Psycho!
Vermillion City was flourished with winter tourism. Neon shone the streets brightly and young people were flocking around being young people. John sat alone in a purple colored bar, dressed like the current fashions people were enjoying. Sipping his drink, he noticed a lovely blonde a few seats away. “What’s going on?” he said to the girl, trying to get her attention. She smiled, and pretended to look away. John stood up and approached her. “Care to drink with me?” he said flirtatiously.
“Umm... sure.” she said, wondering where this could go.
“Barkeep, two Liits! And prepare me a William Gibson for later.” he placed his order to the bartender, who slid two shots of Liits down.
“STOP!” John said, stopping time with Psycho’s power. He transformed his finger into a test-tube of a strange, pink liquid. He poured the pink liquid into one of the shots.
“START!” John said, now restarting time, the girl none the wiser. “Bottoms up!” he said, giving her shot to her, and each slugging down.
A half hour had passed.
“So Stacey, did you know I’m a Pokemon?” John asked to the girl.
“Oh, John! You are? Wow, that’s making me horny!” responded Stacey.
“Yeah! I am!” John said, not even transforming his body to prove himself. Suddenly, a rockin song track came onto the Jukebox.
“Oh my God! I love this song!” said a really excited and apparently drugged Stacey.
“Lets Dance!” John said, taking Stacey to the dance floor.
Ten minutes of John & Stacey dancing passed.
“Oh John! I want your Pikachu in my Shellder!” Stacey said very flirtatiously with John. John grabbed Stacey and carried her out of the bar and to her hotel room.
A few hours passed.
John and Stacey made sweet, passionate love to each other several times, sipping on wines and eating grapes all the while. Eventually, Stacey fell asleep.
“Hahaha!” said John, as he got out of the bed, and transformed an axe into his hand. “Hahahahaha!!!” John rose the axe, and hacked away at the fast asleep Stacey, who wasn’t even aware she was being murdered.
John exited the hotel room holding a burlap sack he created. He was also wearing a bandana. He walked to the elevator and took it to the basement, where he found the employees entrance to the restaurant. He threw the sack down onto the floor, and transformed himself into a chef. “Mama Mia, Pappa Pia, baby’s got the diarrhea!” said John, and he took out all the contents of the sack, which was apparently human guts, and cooked it with the stoves and ovens. “Lalala! Hey! Order up!” John said, as he rang a hand bell to get a waiter. The waiter walked in and grabbed up the food, unknown to him which was made from human guts.
John followed the waiter out into the restaurant, and holy shit! The food was for Koga, the Gym Leader and his family! “Oh my God!” John said to himself with a strange twist of shock, glee, and disgust. He promptly walked off into the shadows.
John was now in the hallway. Suddenly, a man followed by his people dashed past. “My daughter! What has happened!” said the man.
“Mr. President, she was last seen with a man named John!” said one of his people.
“Ohh!” John thought to himself, and he transformed himself into a pool of water and swooshed down.
John was now on the roof of the hotel. A Helicopter arrived to pick him up, inside was John’s Mankey and Psycho, who was in John’s body.
“Well John, you freaking killed the President of Kanto’s daugter. I hope you are satisfied now.” said Psycho. “Look, I have the powers of a psycho, I am psychotic and mentally insane. Someone like you could not control my powers. Now I demand you return them to me.”
“Fine.” Said John, as he let himself get recalled by Psycho into a Poke Ball. Psycho then crammed himself into the Poke Ball, and then the two reemerged, in their own bodies.
“Oh, Thank GOD!” Psycho said, really happy to have his powers back. He looked at John in anger. “Well, we still have a mission to do. I’m gonna overlook all this.”
“Well then, lets stay in Vermillion City, I want to check something out.” said John.
“Yahoe!” said Yahoe, who had popped from nowhere.
“Hey! Yahoe! Where have you been!” asked Psycho.
“Yahoe, yahoe, yahoe.” Yahoe echoed.
Writers Note: The "Pink Liquid" was Liquid Ecstasy.
John & Psycho were in the CEO Office of Silph Co, in the middle of Saffron City. Due to a fluke in the Poke Ball, John and Psycho switched bodies, with the soul of John in Psycho, and the soul of Psycho in John. “Whoa, Whoa!” said a really excited John-in-Psycho.
“This is no good, we gotta switch back!” said a worried Psycho-in-John.
“Are you kidding me?” responded John. “I’m a Pokemon now! I’m gonna go crazy with this!” he said, transforming into a Scyther with Rabbit Ears.
“Stop playing around!” said Psycho. “You do not know how my powers even work!”
“Ahahaha!” said John, as he shot through the building by breaking his body into particles.
“John! Stop! You don’t know what you’re doing!” shouted Psycho!
Vermillion City was flourished with winter tourism. Neon shone the streets brightly and young people were flocking around being young people. John sat alone in a purple colored bar, dressed like the current fashions people were enjoying. Sipping his drink, he noticed a lovely blonde a few seats away. “What’s going on?” he said to the girl, trying to get her attention. She smiled, and pretended to look away. John stood up and approached her. “Care to drink with me?” he said flirtatiously.
“Umm... sure.” she said, wondering where this could go.
“Barkeep, two Liits! And prepare me a William Gibson for later.” he placed his order to the bartender, who slid two shots of Liits down.
“STOP!” John said, stopping time with Psycho’s power. He transformed his finger into a test-tube of a strange, pink liquid. He poured the pink liquid into one of the shots.
“START!” John said, now restarting time, the girl none the wiser. “Bottoms up!” he said, giving her shot to her, and each slugging down.
A half hour had passed.
“So Stacey, did you know I’m a Pokemon?” John asked to the girl.
“Oh, John! You are? Wow, that’s making me horny!” responded Stacey.
“Yeah! I am!” John said, not even transforming his body to prove himself. Suddenly, a rockin song track came onto the Jukebox.
“Oh my God! I love this song!” said a really excited and apparently drugged Stacey.
“Lets Dance!” John said, taking Stacey to the dance floor.
Ten minutes of John & Stacey dancing passed.
“Oh John! I want your Pikachu in my Shellder!” Stacey said very flirtatiously with John. John grabbed Stacey and carried her out of the bar and to her hotel room.
A few hours passed.
John and Stacey made sweet, passionate love to each other several times, sipping on wines and eating grapes all the while. Eventually, Stacey fell asleep.
“Hahaha!” said John, as he got out of the bed, and transformed an axe into his hand. “Hahahahaha!!!” John rose the axe, and hacked away at the fast asleep Stacey, who wasn’t even aware she was being murdered.
John exited the hotel room holding a burlap sack he created. He was also wearing a bandana. He walked to the elevator and took it to the basement, where he found the employees entrance to the restaurant. He threw the sack down onto the floor, and transformed himself into a chef. “Mama Mia, Pappa Pia, baby’s got the diarrhea!” said John, and he took out all the contents of the sack, which was apparently human guts, and cooked it with the stoves and ovens. “Lalala! Hey! Order up!” John said, as he rang a hand bell to get a waiter. The waiter walked in and grabbed up the food, unknown to him which was made from human guts.
John followed the waiter out into the restaurant, and holy shit! The food was for Koga, the Gym Leader and his family! “Oh my God!” John said to himself with a strange twist of shock, glee, and disgust. He promptly walked off into the shadows.
John was now in the hallway. Suddenly, a man followed by his people dashed past. “My daughter! What has happened!” said the man.
“Mr. President, she was last seen with a man named John!” said one of his people.
“Ohh!” John thought to himself, and he transformed himself into a pool of water and swooshed down.
John was now on the roof of the hotel. A Helicopter arrived to pick him up, inside was John’s Mankey and Psycho, who was in John’s body.
“Well John, you freaking killed the President of Kanto’s daugter. I hope you are satisfied now.” said Psycho. “Look, I have the powers of a psycho, I am psychotic and mentally insane. Someone like you could not control my powers. Now I demand you return them to me.”
“Fine.” Said John, as he let himself get recalled by Psycho into a Poke Ball. Psycho then crammed himself into the Poke Ball, and then the two reemerged, in their own bodies.
“Oh, Thank GOD!” Psycho said, really happy to have his powers back. He looked at John in anger. “Well, we still have a mission to do. I’m gonna overlook all this.”
“Well then, lets stay in Vermillion City, I want to check something out.” said John.
“Yahoe!” said Yahoe, who had popped from nowhere.
“Hey! Yahoe! Where have you been!” asked Psycho.
“Yahoe, yahoe, yahoe.” Yahoe echoed.
Writers Note: The "Pink Liquid" was Liquid Ecstasy.
Chapter 64: Blue Sight Gym
Jake had left Star City that same morning. It was 1.5 Miles to Blue Sight and there was much to the day. “Woooooh! Shuttle!” Jake whistled, as he hailed down a shuttle. “Take me to Blue Sight Gym.” Jake said to the shuttle driver.
“Yes suh!” said the local shuttle driver.
It was a nice ride up a few hills and forested areas. Blue Sight was slightly inhabited, there were a couple resorts and one with a great view of the harbor and the whole of Shaba Island. “Here we is bey. Da gym!” said the shuttle driver, as he parked at the gym.
“Thanks bey!” said Jake, as he gave the driver a $20 bill. The shuttle drove off, and Jake walked up the stairs to the gym. “I wonder if this is a Water Gym?” Jake asked to himself, noticing the fountains and ponds that were adorning the area. “Hello? Anyone here? I’m here for a gym battle!” said Jake, as there was just a simple swimming pool.
“Is that a gym challenger?” asked a voice of an older woman. “Ah, welcome to my gym. I hate to say this but I really don’t think you will be able to beat me.” said the Gym Leader, who was talking a little differently from other locals.
“Despite the fact that I didn’t do the Kanto gyms, I was still training my Pokemon hard.” said Jake. “I still request the battle.”
“Right then...” said the Gym Leader. “I’m afraid I simply can’t let you beat me. We do things a little differently in my Gym. We must have our battle in this Swimming Pool.” she said, pointing at the simple swimming pool.
“Pssh. Whatever.” answered Jake.
“Right then.” she said again. “Then lets go. Seaking!” she threw a Poke Ball into the pool, and a Seaking emerged.
“Let’s go Pikablu!” said Jake, releasing his Pikablu.
“Pika!” said Pikablu.
“Let the battle begin!” said the Star Island Gym Leader.
“Pikablu, create Whirlpool!” Jake commanded.
“Pikablu!” said Pikablu, and the Pikachu with Marill-Ears dove into the water and spun around the Seaking.
“Seaking, Horn Attack!” ordered the Gym Leader.
“Seaking!” said Seaking, as it thrusted its horn into Pikablu, who was failing to make the whirlpool.
“Pika!” said Pikablu, who was in pain at the Seaking Horn.
“Pikablu! Use Torpedo!” Jake commanded.
“Pikablu!” said Pikablu, as it shot with electricity through the pool.
“KING!” shouted Seaking, it was in a lot of pain, but was still standing.
“Alright, I’m ready.” said the Gym Leader. “Seaking, Horn Drill now!” she commanded.
“No! Pikablu!” said Jake, as Pikablu fainted from Seaking’s Horn Drill. “Ugh! My only water Pokemon!” Jake looked through his remaining Poke Ball’s. “I don’t know if I could trust Scyther... oh, I know! Go Porygon!” said Jake, tossing his Poke Ball.
“Porygon Porygon!” said Jake’s trusty Porygon, who was floating above the water of the pool.
“Porygon, Psybeam!” Jake commanded.
“Pory!” said Porygon, and its nose lit up and blasted a psychedelic beam from it.
“Seaking!” said Seaking, which finally fainted.
“You beat my Seaking, but that’s as far as you go!” said the Gym Leader. Let’s go Cloyster!”
“ClOYS-ter!” said the Gym Leader’s Cloyster.
“Aw crap! Cloyster is an Ice Type, so much for my plan of freezing the water. “Porygon, Sharpen, now!” Jake commanded.
“Porygon....” said Porygon, who had sharpened itself.
“Spike Cannon!” the Gym Leader commanded.
*POW POW POW POW*
“Oh no! Porygon!” said Jake, as Porygon was blasted with spikes.
“Pory....” said Porygon, who had not fainted.
“Recover!” said Jake, and Porygon’s whole body glowed white, and recovered itself. “Return!” Jake said, recalling Porygon. “You need a rest. “Oh man, this isn’t a job for Beedrill... Scyther, you’ll have to do!”
“Scyther!” said Scyther, released from its Poke Ball. Scyther had an angry look in its eyes, but it seemed willing to battle.
“Scyther, Slash!” Jake commanded. Scyther obeyed, and launched to Cloyster, and slashed it in the face.
“Clamp!” ordered the Gym Leader.
“Cloy!” said Cloyster. *CHOMP*
“SCYTHER!” Scyther screamed in pain.
“Scyther! You gotta escape! Try Agility!” Jake commanded.
“Scyther!” *SWOOSH SWOOSH* Scyther broke free of Cloyster’s grapple.
“Now use Swords Dance, and Slash the Water!” Jake ordered.
“Scyther!” said Scyther, as its claws sharpened. “SCY!” Scyther screamed, as it slashed the water, shooting razor waves to Cloyster.
“Oh no! Cloyster!” said the Gym Leader.
“Cloy...” Cloyster was fainted.
“That was my last Pokemon...” said the Gym Leader, conceding defeat.
Outside the gym, Jake and the Gym Leader were standing outside. “Jake, I award you this badge, as proof of your victory!” she said, giving Jake a badge, it was white and red, and shaped like a Lighthouse. Jake had acquired the Lighthouse Badge, one of the four gym badges in the Southern Island Pokemon League.
“Yes suh!” said the local shuttle driver.
It was a nice ride up a few hills and forested areas. Blue Sight was slightly inhabited, there were a couple resorts and one with a great view of the harbor and the whole of Shaba Island. “Here we is bey. Da gym!” said the shuttle driver, as he parked at the gym.
“Thanks bey!” said Jake, as he gave the driver a $20 bill. The shuttle drove off, and Jake walked up the stairs to the gym. “I wonder if this is a Water Gym?” Jake asked to himself, noticing the fountains and ponds that were adorning the area. “Hello? Anyone here? I’m here for a gym battle!” said Jake, as there was just a simple swimming pool.
“Is that a gym challenger?” asked a voice of an older woman. “Ah, welcome to my gym. I hate to say this but I really don’t think you will be able to beat me.” said the Gym Leader, who was talking a little differently from other locals.
“Despite the fact that I didn’t do the Kanto gyms, I was still training my Pokemon hard.” said Jake. “I still request the battle.”
“Right then...” said the Gym Leader. “I’m afraid I simply can’t let you beat me. We do things a little differently in my Gym. We must have our battle in this Swimming Pool.” she said, pointing at the simple swimming pool.
“Pssh. Whatever.” answered Jake.
“Right then.” she said again. “Then lets go. Seaking!” she threw a Poke Ball into the pool, and a Seaking emerged.
“Let’s go Pikablu!” said Jake, releasing his Pikablu.
“Pika!” said Pikablu.
“Let the battle begin!” said the Star Island Gym Leader.
“Pikablu, create Whirlpool!” Jake commanded.
“Pikablu!” said Pikablu, and the Pikachu with Marill-Ears dove into the water and spun around the Seaking.
“Seaking, Horn Attack!” ordered the Gym Leader.
“Seaking!” said Seaking, as it thrusted its horn into Pikablu, who was failing to make the whirlpool.
“Pika!” said Pikablu, who was in pain at the Seaking Horn.
“Pikablu! Use Torpedo!” Jake commanded.
“Pikablu!” said Pikablu, as it shot with electricity through the pool.
“KING!” shouted Seaking, it was in a lot of pain, but was still standing.
“Alright, I’m ready.” said the Gym Leader. “Seaking, Horn Drill now!” she commanded.
“No! Pikablu!” said Jake, as Pikablu fainted from Seaking’s Horn Drill. “Ugh! My only water Pokemon!” Jake looked through his remaining Poke Ball’s. “I don’t know if I could trust Scyther... oh, I know! Go Porygon!” said Jake, tossing his Poke Ball.
“Porygon Porygon!” said Jake’s trusty Porygon, who was floating above the water of the pool.
“Porygon, Psybeam!” Jake commanded.
“Pory!” said Porygon, and its nose lit up and blasted a psychedelic beam from it.
“Seaking!” said Seaking, which finally fainted.
“You beat my Seaking, but that’s as far as you go!” said the Gym Leader. Let’s go Cloyster!”
“ClOYS-ter!” said the Gym Leader’s Cloyster.
“Aw crap! Cloyster is an Ice Type, so much for my plan of freezing the water. “Porygon, Sharpen, now!” Jake commanded.
“Porygon....” said Porygon, who had sharpened itself.
“Spike Cannon!” the Gym Leader commanded.
*POW POW POW POW*
“Oh no! Porygon!” said Jake, as Porygon was blasted with spikes.
“Pory....” said Porygon, who had not fainted.
“Recover!” said Jake, and Porygon’s whole body glowed white, and recovered itself. “Return!” Jake said, recalling Porygon. “You need a rest. “Oh man, this isn’t a job for Beedrill... Scyther, you’ll have to do!”
“Scyther!” said Scyther, released from its Poke Ball. Scyther had an angry look in its eyes, but it seemed willing to battle.
“Scyther, Slash!” Jake commanded. Scyther obeyed, and launched to Cloyster, and slashed it in the face.
“Clamp!” ordered the Gym Leader.
“Cloy!” said Cloyster. *CHOMP*
“SCYTHER!” Scyther screamed in pain.
“Scyther! You gotta escape! Try Agility!” Jake commanded.
“Scyther!” *SWOOSH SWOOSH* Scyther broke free of Cloyster’s grapple.
“Now use Swords Dance, and Slash the Water!” Jake ordered.
“Scyther!” said Scyther, as its claws sharpened. “SCY!” Scyther screamed, as it slashed the water, shooting razor waves to Cloyster.
“Oh no! Cloyster!” said the Gym Leader.
“Cloy...” Cloyster was fainted.
“That was my last Pokemon...” said the Gym Leader, conceding defeat.
Outside the gym, Jake and the Gym Leader were standing outside. “Jake, I award you this badge, as proof of your victory!” she said, giving Jake a badge, it was white and red, and shaped like a Lighthouse. Jake had acquired the Lighthouse Badge, one of the four gym badges in the Southern Island Pokemon League.
Chapter 63: In Crossing
Jake was at a beach on Shaba Island called Crossing Beach. Next to it was a ferry port that could carry you to Star Island or another island called Jellyfish Island. Jake managed to round up the $15 needed to take the ferry to Star Island and was gonna make more from battling trainers there.
The time was 12:15PM, and it was time for Jake’s ferry. He boarded the boat which was crowded with locals, and tourists. He sat in an empty spot in the seating. Two adults crawled into the boat through the window. One of them walked up to Jake. “Ticket Please.” said the ticket collector. “Huh?” he said, as he looked at Jake.
“What? Wait a minute...” Jake said, as the ferry worker looked familiar to him. It was a Blue Haired man. “Uh... Ticket please?” said the man, hoping Jake would not notice.
“Here.” said Jake. “What are you doing here, James?” Jake asked.
“Ah! Ohh..” said James, as Jake had indeed figured it out. “Jessie, Meowth and I got fired from Team Rocket a couple days ago. All we could find was working for the Southern Islands Ferry company. We will carry you around the islands.” said James.
“Okay, cool.” said Jake. “I trust you.”
“Yay! I promise your ride will be comfortable.” answered Jessie, who was piloting the boat.
“Alright! Anchors away!” said Meowth, who removed the stern line.
The ferry ride was 20 minutes, and arrived at Star Island. It was an amazing looking town! It sort of resembled a miniature version of Hollywood, as there were hills for streets and had a lot of four-story mansions built around.
“Welcome to Star City!” said Jessie through the P.A.
“Ah! This will be good!” said Jake.
Jake got off the ferry at a big public dock, and walked into the town center. It was evening on a Friday night and young girls dressed up for the night were walking around in groups. “Whoa, a lot of girls here. Sweet!” Jake said. “But where’s the gym?”
“Ah you lookin fer da gym ey bey?” said a familiar voice. It was the local Jake met at Shaba Town.
“Yeah, tell me about Star Island.” Jake said to the local.
“Ah bey, Stah Island.” Began the local. “Dey call it Hollywood here. Dey is get alot uh tourists and second homeowners, and dey all bring there friends and dem.” said the local with his accent and dialect. “Da Gym isn’t actually in this town though. Its down in Blue Sight Settlement, sout of here.”
“Ah. Okay, thanks boss.” Jake said.
“Anytime bey, anytime.” the local said, and walked down the road.
“So what’s there to do here?” Jake asked to himself, and he walked past the playground and right there was a nightclub. “Oh Sweet!” Jake said, as he walked in, and saw that it was an 80s Style Party. “Yes! This is what I’m talking about!” said Jake, and he walked into the bathroom, and came out wearing a Miami Vice suit. “Yeeaaaah! Lets party! Yah!” said Jake......
It was morning, and Jake woke up next to a woman in a hotel room. Jake could not remember what the heck happened, but he instead didn’t freak out, and enjoyed it.
The time was 12:15PM, and it was time for Jake’s ferry. He boarded the boat which was crowded with locals, and tourists. He sat in an empty spot in the seating. Two adults crawled into the boat through the window. One of them walked up to Jake. “Ticket Please.” said the ticket collector. “Huh?” he said, as he looked at Jake.
“What? Wait a minute...” Jake said, as the ferry worker looked familiar to him. It was a Blue Haired man. “Uh... Ticket please?” said the man, hoping Jake would not notice.
“Here.” said Jake. “What are you doing here, James?” Jake asked.
“Ah! Ohh..” said James, as Jake had indeed figured it out. “Jessie, Meowth and I got fired from Team Rocket a couple days ago. All we could find was working for the Southern Islands Ferry company. We will carry you around the islands.” said James.
“Okay, cool.” said Jake. “I trust you.”
“Yay! I promise your ride will be comfortable.” answered Jessie, who was piloting the boat.
“Alright! Anchors away!” said Meowth, who removed the stern line.
The ferry ride was 20 minutes, and arrived at Star Island. It was an amazing looking town! It sort of resembled a miniature version of Hollywood, as there were hills for streets and had a lot of four-story mansions built around.
“Welcome to Star City!” said Jessie through the P.A.
“Ah! This will be good!” said Jake.
Jake got off the ferry at a big public dock, and walked into the town center. It was evening on a Friday night and young girls dressed up for the night were walking around in groups. “Whoa, a lot of girls here. Sweet!” Jake said. “But where’s the gym?”
“Ah you lookin fer da gym ey bey?” said a familiar voice. It was the local Jake met at Shaba Town.
“Yeah, tell me about Star Island.” Jake said to the local.
“Ah bey, Stah Island.” Began the local. “Dey call it Hollywood here. Dey is get alot uh tourists and second homeowners, and dey all bring there friends and dem.” said the local with his accent and dialect. “Da Gym isn’t actually in this town though. Its down in Blue Sight Settlement, sout of here.”
“Ah. Okay, thanks boss.” Jake said.
“Anytime bey, anytime.” the local said, and walked down the road.
“So what’s there to do here?” Jake asked to himself, and he walked past the playground and right there was a nightclub. “Oh Sweet!” Jake said, as he walked in, and saw that it was an 80s Style Party. “Yes! This is what I’m talking about!” said Jake, and he walked into the bathroom, and came out wearing a Miami Vice suit. “Yeeaaaah! Lets party! Yah!” said Jake......
It was morning, and Jake woke up next to a woman in a hotel room. Jake could not remember what the heck happened, but he instead didn’t freak out, and enjoyed it.
Chapter 62: Who are Leggy & Datin?
Carl was in the heat of a Pokemon Battle. It was a One on One against a kid and his mysterious Pokemon.
Hydrus
Type: Water/Psychic
Hydrus controls water from its brain. Essentially, the brain is the body, and it creates its figure from water.
Carl was battling with Datin, the Electric Tiger/Wolf hybrid.
“Do you remember the strategy Carl?” asked Datin while on the battlefield.
“Got it Datin, now, use Torpedo!” Carl commanded.
*BRRZZZZZ-ZAP!*
Datin burst into electricity and shot into Hyrdus.
“HY-DRUS!” said Hyrdrus, it’s Water body being super effective to Electricity. Hyrdus fainted, and evaporated, leaving its brain.
“Hydrus, return!” said the trainer. “Good battle, but I don’t think you’re actually using Pokemon here.” he said, pointing to Datin.
“What? Datin is a Pokemon!” said Carl.
“It can talk, everyone knows Pokemon can’t talk.” the trainer said. “And it showed nothing in my Pokedex! Even secret Pokemon appear in the Pokedex!”
“Psssh, whatever.” said Carl. “Leggy & Datin are my Pokemon friends, and nobody is gonna take them away!” said Carl, walking off.
Meanwhile, in a convertible traveling a close-by freeway. A Meowth sat on someone’s lap in the car, and was looking through binoculars. “Hey, look at that!” said the Meowth, who could apparently talk and sounded like a Brooklyn Gangster. “I’ve seen each and every Pokemon, including secret Pokemon, but I don’t see Pokemon there!”
“Oh Meowth, if there aren’t actually Pokemon there, you aren’t going to see Pokemon!” said the driver, who was wearing a black hoodie.
“No! I mean I see a trainer, but with two animals that aren’t Pokemon!” responded the Meowth.
“What?” said the Driver.
“So Leggy and Datin, what should we do today?” asked Carl, like a giddy kid.
“You’re not doing anything!” said a voice from a car that just pulled up.
“We’re the “WPGB” Patrol! And we are hear to apprehend your Pokemon!” said the Driver who was wearing a black hoodie, he was accompanied by two other assailants and a Meowth.
“Noooo! You can’t! Go Pikachu!” said Carl, tossing his Poke Ball and releasing his child Pikachu, who was fast asleep. “Pikachu! Wake up and help me!!” Carl commanded.
“Piiii-zzzzzz” said Pikachu.
“Let me assist you.” said Datin, stepping up. “Mega Bite!” shouted Datin, as it launched to the assailants convertible. “ARRRRGH!” said Datin, as it bit the tires, and blowing them.
“Our car!” said one of the four assailants.
“Heh! Your Pokemon aren’t even Pokemon.” said Meowth. “Let’s battle!”
“I don’t think I want to!” said Carl.
“My turn!” said Leggy, and the rabbit jumped into the air, and Super Kicked Meowth.
“Yaaaah!” screamed Meowth, as it was kicked into the car, and left a dent in the side.
“Yo what the fuck is this?” said the last assailant. “What are you doing destroying this car??”
“Your Pokemon aren’t Pokemon!” said the hoodlum in the hoodie. “We’re supposed to kill Pokemon, but we were told not to-”
One of his assailants nudged him.
“I- I mean we arrest all Pokemon that aren’t Pokemon!” he finished.
“Uh. You’re confusing me.” said Carl.
“Don’t trust them Carl, we are your friends!” said Datin.
“Yeah, we are Pokemon! They said so themselves they murder us. Why should you trust them?” said Leggy.
“This is a lost cause. Steve, Bob, we have more urgent matters to attend to. “We gotta get to Crowned Vulpix Island!”
“Ugh. Whatever.” said Steve, and he, Bob, and Meowth got back into the car, shed out its flat tires with new ones, and drives off back onto the freeway.
“Thanks for standing up for me guys!” said Carl.
“Hey, what are friends for?” said Datin.
Hydrus
Type: Water/Psychic
Hydrus controls water from its brain. Essentially, the brain is the body, and it creates its figure from water.
Carl was battling with Datin, the Electric Tiger/Wolf hybrid.
“Do you remember the strategy Carl?” asked Datin while on the battlefield.
“Got it Datin, now, use Torpedo!” Carl commanded.
*BRRZZZZZ-ZAP!*
Datin burst into electricity and shot into Hyrdus.
“HY-DRUS!” said Hyrdrus, it’s Water body being super effective to Electricity. Hyrdus fainted, and evaporated, leaving its brain.
“Hydrus, return!” said the trainer. “Good battle, but I don’t think you’re actually using Pokemon here.” he said, pointing to Datin.
“What? Datin is a Pokemon!” said Carl.
“It can talk, everyone knows Pokemon can’t talk.” the trainer said. “And it showed nothing in my Pokedex! Even secret Pokemon appear in the Pokedex!”
“Psssh, whatever.” said Carl. “Leggy & Datin are my Pokemon friends, and nobody is gonna take them away!” said Carl, walking off.
Meanwhile, in a convertible traveling a close-by freeway. A Meowth sat on someone’s lap in the car, and was looking through binoculars. “Hey, look at that!” said the Meowth, who could apparently talk and sounded like a Brooklyn Gangster. “I’ve seen each and every Pokemon, including secret Pokemon, but I don’t see Pokemon there!”
“Oh Meowth, if there aren’t actually Pokemon there, you aren’t going to see Pokemon!” said the driver, who was wearing a black hoodie.
“No! I mean I see a trainer, but with two animals that aren’t Pokemon!” responded the Meowth.
“What?” said the Driver.
“So Leggy and Datin, what should we do today?” asked Carl, like a giddy kid.
“You’re not doing anything!” said a voice from a car that just pulled up.
“We’re the “WPGB” Patrol! And we are hear to apprehend your Pokemon!” said the Driver who was wearing a black hoodie, he was accompanied by two other assailants and a Meowth.
“Noooo! You can’t! Go Pikachu!” said Carl, tossing his Poke Ball and releasing his child Pikachu, who was fast asleep. “Pikachu! Wake up and help me!!” Carl commanded.
“Piiii-zzzzzz” said Pikachu.
“Let me assist you.” said Datin, stepping up. “Mega Bite!” shouted Datin, as it launched to the assailants convertible. “ARRRRGH!” said Datin, as it bit the tires, and blowing them.
“Our car!” said one of the four assailants.
“Heh! Your Pokemon aren’t even Pokemon.” said Meowth. “Let’s battle!”
“I don’t think I want to!” said Carl.
“My turn!” said Leggy, and the rabbit jumped into the air, and Super Kicked Meowth.
“Yaaaah!” screamed Meowth, as it was kicked into the car, and left a dent in the side.
“Yo what the fuck is this?” said the last assailant. “What are you doing destroying this car??”
“Your Pokemon aren’t Pokemon!” said the hoodlum in the hoodie. “We’re supposed to kill Pokemon, but we were told not to-”
One of his assailants nudged him.
“I- I mean we arrest all Pokemon that aren’t Pokemon!” he finished.
“Uh. You’re confusing me.” said Carl.
“Don’t trust them Carl, we are your friends!” said Datin.
“Yeah, we are Pokemon! They said so themselves they murder us. Why should you trust them?” said Leggy.
“This is a lost cause. Steve, Bob, we have more urgent matters to attend to. “We gotta get to Crowned Vulpix Island!”
“Ugh. Whatever.” said Steve, and he, Bob, and Meowth got back into the car, shed out its flat tires with new ones, and drives off back onto the freeway.
“Thanks for standing up for me guys!” said Carl.
“Hey, what are friends for?” said Datin.
Wednesday, November 9, 2011
Chapter 61: Causing trouble in Vain
A helicopter travelled the skyline of Saffron City, inside were John, Psycho, and Yahoe. “This is gonna be fun!” said John.
“I hope you’re prepared for the mayhem as much as I!” said Psycho.
“Yahoe! Yahoe!” said Yahoe.
The helicopter landed on a helicopter pad atop a tall tower in the middle of Saffron City. The doors opened and the three exited.
“Go Charmeleon!” said John, releasing Charmeleon from its Poke Ball.
“Meleon!” said Charmeleon.
“Okay Charmeleon, when I say go, I want you to start rampaging!” John commanded.
“Meleon!” said Charmeleon.
“Lets go!” said Psycho, and John kicked the door in, and they ran down the stairs into Silph Co.
“MELEON! MELEON! MELEON!” shouted Charmeleon, as it blasted huge flames all around the hallways, frightening Rockets and Scientists.
“WAAAH! The tower is under attack!” they shouted.
“Hahaha!” said John.
“Hahaha!” laughed Psycho. “Say John, what are we doing exactly?”
“We’re just causing havoc for the fun of it!” answered John.
“Hahaha.” responded Psycho. John and Psycho walked down hallways, sometimes coming across barriers requiring keycards.
“Go Slowpoke!” said John.
“Slowpoke!” said Slowpoke.
“Slowpoke, Disintegration!” Commanded John, and Slowpoke shot out yellow beams from its eyes, causing the barrier to disappear. “Lets go!” John lead Psycho and Yahoe.
They entered a new room, and it was infested with Rocket Members, waiting to ambush them brandishing a lot of guns. “Aw crap!” said John.
“Yahoe, use Magic Dust!” Psycho commanded to Yahoe.
“Yahoe!” said Yahoe, as it flapped its tiny wings while hovering in the sky and releasing sparkly powder, causing all the Rocket Members to instantly fall asleep.
“Grab the weapons!” John said. “This isn’t a Horror movie, rules do not apply.” He and John grabbed the guns and shoved them into their Backpacks and Pockets. John and Psycho continued their rampage down a narrow hallway. “There should be an elevator close by.” said John.
*HYA!*
A big Rocket holding a Sledgehammer intercepted from above. “Prepare to die!” said the Sledgehammer Rocket.
“Ah! Turn around!” John said.
“Oh no!” said Psycho, as the Rockets from earlier had blocked their path.
“Beat em Sledge!” said the Rockets.
“With Pleasure.” said Sledge.
“Wait, I have an idea, Go Mankey!” John threw a Poke Ball.
“Mankey!” said Mankey.
“Mankey, Punch the Ground!” John commanded.
“Mankey!” said Mankey, *punch punch punch* Mankey punched a hole into the ground.
“Escape!” John said, and he and Psycho jumped into the hole.
“Ah! Cheaters!” said Sledge.
John and Psycho were at the 12th floor. Somehow, they landed on a Teleport Pad that instantly took them to the Top Floor. “Oh wow, I wonder if the Boss is here.” said John.
“Boss?” said Psycho.
“Hahaha.” said a laugh. From the shadows, walked out Giovanni, Boss of Team Rocket. “To tell the truth, I thought you all were done with this part of the game.” Giovanni said. “But since you decided to attack my base in Saffron which you shouldn’t have needed to do, I have no choice but to retaliate.” Giovanni finished, as he pressed a brown button on a remote, causing a door to open. A new figure emerged from the door. It was round, and appeared to have some sort of machine around its body. Psycho scanned it.
Omdebot
Type: Fire/Fighting
A Pokemon created by genetically modifying a potato with Flamethrowers.
“OMMMDEBOOOTTT!” said Omdebot, as it entered into the light, and it was indeed a giant potato with Flamethrowers, and vicious yellow teeth and eyes. “OMDEBOT!” said Omdebot, as it blasted fireballs at John and Psycho.
“Aw shit! I wasn’t expecting this.” said John.
“Leave it to me.” said Psycho, and Psycho ran up to Omdebot and began punching it.
“UuuuAWWW!” said Omdebot. “Omdebot!” said Omdebot, and it fired its fireballs. Psycho was not harmed.
“Now!” said Psycho, and he transformed his arm into a chainsaw blade!
“Wow! I didn’t know you could do that!” said John.
“Yup! I can transform my body into anything!” said Psycho, and he chopped Omdebot up, killing it.
“Gah!” said Giovanni. “Uh, why can’t I win? I have so much to worry about...” said Giovanni, as he vanished in the blink of an eye.
“What?” John and Psycho said in unison. “What did we do this for?” said John.
“Giovanni didn’t even tell us any secrets.” said Psycho.
“Our efforts here were a waste.” said John.
“John, I want to go into my Poke Ball.” said Psycho. John recalled Psycho.
“I think I will join you.” said John, as he opened the Poke Ball and successfully forced himself into it. The Poke Ball fell onto the ground and shook, eventually it reopened and released John.
“Oh.” said John, but with Psycho’s voice. “What?” said John-Psycho. “My body!” John-Psycho grabbed the Poke Ball and released it.
“Psycho!” said Psycho, but with John’s voice.
“Oh no! John!” said John-Psycho.
“Yes?” said Psycho-John.
“Our bodies, have been switched!” said John-Psycho.
“I hope you’re prepared for the mayhem as much as I!” said Psycho.
“Yahoe! Yahoe!” said Yahoe.
The helicopter landed on a helicopter pad atop a tall tower in the middle of Saffron City. The doors opened and the three exited.
“Go Charmeleon!” said John, releasing Charmeleon from its Poke Ball.
“Meleon!” said Charmeleon.
“Okay Charmeleon, when I say go, I want you to start rampaging!” John commanded.
“Meleon!” said Charmeleon.
“Lets go!” said Psycho, and John kicked the door in, and they ran down the stairs into Silph Co.
“MELEON! MELEON! MELEON!” shouted Charmeleon, as it blasted huge flames all around the hallways, frightening Rockets and Scientists.
“WAAAH! The tower is under attack!” they shouted.
“Hahaha!” said John.
“Hahaha!” laughed Psycho. “Say John, what are we doing exactly?”
“We’re just causing havoc for the fun of it!” answered John.
“Hahaha.” responded Psycho. John and Psycho walked down hallways, sometimes coming across barriers requiring keycards.
“Go Slowpoke!” said John.
“Slowpoke!” said Slowpoke.
“Slowpoke, Disintegration!” Commanded John, and Slowpoke shot out yellow beams from its eyes, causing the barrier to disappear. “Lets go!” John lead Psycho and Yahoe.
They entered a new room, and it was infested with Rocket Members, waiting to ambush them brandishing a lot of guns. “Aw crap!” said John.
“Yahoe, use Magic Dust!” Psycho commanded to Yahoe.
“Yahoe!” said Yahoe, as it flapped its tiny wings while hovering in the sky and releasing sparkly powder, causing all the Rocket Members to instantly fall asleep.
“Grab the weapons!” John said. “This isn’t a Horror movie, rules do not apply.” He and John grabbed the guns and shoved them into their Backpacks and Pockets. John and Psycho continued their rampage down a narrow hallway. “There should be an elevator close by.” said John.
*HYA!*
A big Rocket holding a Sledgehammer intercepted from above. “Prepare to die!” said the Sledgehammer Rocket.
“Ah! Turn around!” John said.
“Oh no!” said Psycho, as the Rockets from earlier had blocked their path.
“Beat em Sledge!” said the Rockets.
“With Pleasure.” said Sledge.
“Wait, I have an idea, Go Mankey!” John threw a Poke Ball.
“Mankey!” said Mankey.
“Mankey, Punch the Ground!” John commanded.
“Mankey!” said Mankey, *punch punch punch* Mankey punched a hole into the ground.
“Escape!” John said, and he and Psycho jumped into the hole.
“Ah! Cheaters!” said Sledge.
John and Psycho were at the 12th floor. Somehow, they landed on a Teleport Pad that instantly took them to the Top Floor. “Oh wow, I wonder if the Boss is here.” said John.
“Boss?” said Psycho.
“Hahaha.” said a laugh. From the shadows, walked out Giovanni, Boss of Team Rocket. “To tell the truth, I thought you all were done with this part of the game.” Giovanni said. “But since you decided to attack my base in Saffron which you shouldn’t have needed to do, I have no choice but to retaliate.” Giovanni finished, as he pressed a brown button on a remote, causing a door to open. A new figure emerged from the door. It was round, and appeared to have some sort of machine around its body. Psycho scanned it.
Omdebot
Type: Fire/Fighting
A Pokemon created by genetically modifying a potato with Flamethrowers.
“OMMMDEBOOOTTT!” said Omdebot, as it entered into the light, and it was indeed a giant potato with Flamethrowers, and vicious yellow teeth and eyes. “OMDEBOT!” said Omdebot, as it blasted fireballs at John and Psycho.
“Aw shit! I wasn’t expecting this.” said John.
“Leave it to me.” said Psycho, and Psycho ran up to Omdebot and began punching it.
“UuuuAWWW!” said Omdebot. “Omdebot!” said Omdebot, and it fired its fireballs. Psycho was not harmed.
“Now!” said Psycho, and he transformed his arm into a chainsaw blade!
“Wow! I didn’t know you could do that!” said John.
“Yup! I can transform my body into anything!” said Psycho, and he chopped Omdebot up, killing it.
“Gah!” said Giovanni. “Uh, why can’t I win? I have so much to worry about...” said Giovanni, as he vanished in the blink of an eye.
“What?” John and Psycho said in unison. “What did we do this for?” said John.
“Giovanni didn’t even tell us any secrets.” said Psycho.
“Our efforts here were a waste.” said John.
“John, I want to go into my Poke Ball.” said Psycho. John recalled Psycho.
“I think I will join you.” said John, as he opened the Poke Ball and successfully forced himself into it. The Poke Ball fell onto the ground and shook, eventually it reopened and released John.
“Oh.” said John, but with Psycho’s voice. “What?” said John-Psycho. “My body!” John-Psycho grabbed the Poke Ball and released it.
“Psycho!” said Psycho, but with John’s voice.
“Oh no! John!” said John-Psycho.
“Yes?” said Psycho-John.
“Our bodies, have been switched!” said John-Psycho.
Tuesday, November 8, 2011
Chapter 60: Matthew's Adventure in the Sea
“YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!”
*SPLOOOOSH!*
It was nighttime, and Matthew flew in and splashed into a remote part of the seas South of Kanto. Fortunately, there was a nearby reef, and Matthew swam to it and got out of the water.
“Huh-huh.” Matthew gasped for air. “What the hell was that Blaine doing? He held ME hostage, ATTACKED me, and he has the audacity to say it was all a game? And WHY would he warp me away like Kuma?” he asked, pondering to himself. “Shit, it’s cold...” he said, shivering at the cool, autumn night temperature. “Why didn’t I ever catch a Fire Pokemon? Ugh....”
Matthew survived the cool night, and he woke up to a warm morning. “Ugh, I wonder if there’s anything on this reef I could use?” he asked to himself. He walked to the other side of the reef and saw a creature splashing around. “Huh? A Pokemon?” he took out his Pokedex and scanned the creature.
Seel
Seal Pokemon
Type: Water
“Awesome! A Water Pokemon! I’ll get you!” Matthew wickedly said to the Seel with a mean grin.
“Seeeel....” said the passive Seel, and it shrugged off, and dove into the water, and came back with a Stone in its mouth.
“What you got there?” Matthew asked.
“Seel!” Seel said with a mean grin of its own, as it started to glow white, and evolved! “Dew-gong-gong-gong!” said the newly evolved Dewgong.
“What? So, you evolve for me? That’s awesome. You’re mine!” he said, taking out a Pokeball.
“Dew.” said Dewgong, as it touched its flipper onto the Stone, and again began to glow white.
“What? Dewgongs can’t evolve!” Matthew said, despite the fact Dewgong was indeed evolving once again.
Manateena
Type: Water/Ice
Thanks to a Mist Stone, Dewgong was able to evolve again, and unlock new powers.
“Shit!” said Matthew, as Manateena shot an Ice Beam at him, again blasting him away into the sea incased in ice.
*CRASH*
“Augh!” moaned Matthew, he was freezerburnt, and very dizzy. Fortunately, he was on a tropical island, with the sun heating him up quickly. “Ugh, where am I?” Matthew asked himself. He stood up, and noticed a long strip of land a short sea away. Behind him, he saw what appeared to be an established camp site, with cutting boards built onto the trees and a campfire pit dug, but nobody was camping. Matthew decided to walk up the long beach. Suddenly, from out of a bush of sea grape leaves, popped out a figure.
“Pika!” said what appeared to be a Pokemon.
“Whoa! It’s a Pikachu!” said Matthew.
“Pika?” the Pikachu said, turning its head. “Pika?” it said again, tilting its head the other way. “Pika?” it asked a third time, tilting its head back.
“Huh? What’s going on?” Matthew said, he took out his Pokedex, enabled the “Translate” feature and scanned the Pikachu.
“What? What? What?” said the Pokedex translating the Pikachu’s dialogue.
“Oh wow! A retarded Pikachu!” said an excited Matthew. “Ultra Ball, GO!” Matthew said, throwing an Ultra Ball at the Pikachu. Matthew captured it.
“Haha! Awesome!” said Matthew, proud of his capture. “But I wonder, where am I?”
“Ah! Bey! Whas gern on bey?” asked a short, chubby man wearing a straw hat and flower patterned shirt. He was approaching Matthew from the other side of the beach. “Whatchu sayin solja!” said the guy.
“Uh, hi, I’m lost.” said Matthew. “The GYM LEADER of Cinnabar Island kidnapped me and kept making me do these stupid things with his ocarina, and then he had the BALLS to humiliate me in front of the whole town, and act like it was a big joke, and just to kick ME away for not “playing along.”” Matthew groaned to the local.
“Ah bey, whatever. I ayn here to help you. You on your own! I jes here to let you know where you is. Welcome to the Southern Islands, bey. We hope you enjoy your time here in paradise!” said the Southern Island local.
“Paradise? You call this paradise!?” Matthew retorted. “I’m LOST! Do you have a Water or Flying Pokemon?” he asked.
“Nah bey, I ayn a Pokemon trainer! I jus here to tell you where you is.” answered the local.
“Then how did you get here?” Matthew asked.
“Bey, you asking me too many questions!” the local said, apparently surprised. “See, we from here!” he continued. “We can swem!” he said, as he walked into the water, and swam away. “So long maan! Take care! I ga see you again!” he finished, and vanished into the sea.
“Hmm. I don’t think Farfetch’d would be able to carry me that far.” Matthew said to himself. “Shit! I shouldn’t have traded that Gyarados!” he said, making a regret. He continued walking up the beach, until he got to a path in the bushes. “Hmmm.” Matthew said. There was a signpost, Matthew approached it and read it.
Junk Beach - 3 Miles North
Castle Settlement - 6 Miles North
“Christ, why’s it gotta be so far away?” Matthew screamed, as he in his exhaustion, walked up the path, hoping the trip to Castle Settlement will be smooth.
*SPLOOOOSH!*
It was nighttime, and Matthew flew in and splashed into a remote part of the seas South of Kanto. Fortunately, there was a nearby reef, and Matthew swam to it and got out of the water.
“Huh-huh.” Matthew gasped for air. “What the hell was that Blaine doing? He held ME hostage, ATTACKED me, and he has the audacity to say it was all a game? And WHY would he warp me away like Kuma?” he asked, pondering to himself. “Shit, it’s cold...” he said, shivering at the cool, autumn night temperature. “Why didn’t I ever catch a Fire Pokemon? Ugh....”
Matthew survived the cool night, and he woke up to a warm morning. “Ugh, I wonder if there’s anything on this reef I could use?” he asked to himself. He walked to the other side of the reef and saw a creature splashing around. “Huh? A Pokemon?” he took out his Pokedex and scanned the creature.
Seel
Seal Pokemon
Type: Water
“Awesome! A Water Pokemon! I’ll get you!” Matthew wickedly said to the Seel with a mean grin.
“Seeeel....” said the passive Seel, and it shrugged off, and dove into the water, and came back with a Stone in its mouth.
“What you got there?” Matthew asked.
“Seel!” Seel said with a mean grin of its own, as it started to glow white, and evolved! “Dew-gong-gong-gong!” said the newly evolved Dewgong.
“What? So, you evolve for me? That’s awesome. You’re mine!” he said, taking out a Pokeball.
“Dew.” said Dewgong, as it touched its flipper onto the Stone, and again began to glow white.
“What? Dewgongs can’t evolve!” Matthew said, despite the fact Dewgong was indeed evolving once again.
Manateena
Type: Water/Ice
Thanks to a Mist Stone, Dewgong was able to evolve again, and unlock new powers.
“Shit!” said Matthew, as Manateena shot an Ice Beam at him, again blasting him away into the sea incased in ice.
*CRASH*
“Augh!” moaned Matthew, he was freezerburnt, and very dizzy. Fortunately, he was on a tropical island, with the sun heating him up quickly. “Ugh, where am I?” Matthew asked himself. He stood up, and noticed a long strip of land a short sea away. Behind him, he saw what appeared to be an established camp site, with cutting boards built onto the trees and a campfire pit dug, but nobody was camping. Matthew decided to walk up the long beach. Suddenly, from out of a bush of sea grape leaves, popped out a figure.
“Pika!” said what appeared to be a Pokemon.
“Whoa! It’s a Pikachu!” said Matthew.
“Pika?” the Pikachu said, turning its head. “Pika?” it said again, tilting its head the other way. “Pika?” it asked a third time, tilting its head back.
“Huh? What’s going on?” Matthew said, he took out his Pokedex, enabled the “Translate” feature and scanned the Pikachu.
“What? What? What?” said the Pokedex translating the Pikachu’s dialogue.
“Oh wow! A retarded Pikachu!” said an excited Matthew. “Ultra Ball, GO!” Matthew said, throwing an Ultra Ball at the Pikachu. Matthew captured it.
“Haha! Awesome!” said Matthew, proud of his capture. “But I wonder, where am I?”
“Ah! Bey! Whas gern on bey?” asked a short, chubby man wearing a straw hat and flower patterned shirt. He was approaching Matthew from the other side of the beach. “Whatchu sayin solja!” said the guy.
“Uh, hi, I’m lost.” said Matthew. “The GYM LEADER of Cinnabar Island kidnapped me and kept making me do these stupid things with his ocarina, and then he had the BALLS to humiliate me in front of the whole town, and act like it was a big joke, and just to kick ME away for not “playing along.”” Matthew groaned to the local.
“Ah bey, whatever. I ayn here to help you. You on your own! I jes here to let you know where you is. Welcome to the Southern Islands, bey. We hope you enjoy your time here in paradise!” said the Southern Island local.
“Paradise? You call this paradise!?” Matthew retorted. “I’m LOST! Do you have a Water or Flying Pokemon?” he asked.
“Nah bey, I ayn a Pokemon trainer! I jus here to tell you where you is.” answered the local.
“Then how did you get here?” Matthew asked.
“Bey, you asking me too many questions!” the local said, apparently surprised. “See, we from here!” he continued. “We can swem!” he said, as he walked into the water, and swam away. “So long maan! Take care! I ga see you again!” he finished, and vanished into the sea.
“Hmm. I don’t think Farfetch’d would be able to carry me that far.” Matthew said to himself. “Shit! I shouldn’t have traded that Gyarados!” he said, making a regret. He continued walking up the beach, until he got to a path in the bushes. “Hmmm.” Matthew said. There was a signpost, Matthew approached it and read it.
Junk Beach - 3 Miles North
Castle Settlement - 6 Miles North
“Christ, why’s it gotta be so far away?” Matthew screamed, as he in his exhaustion, walked up the path, hoping the trip to Castle Settlement will be smooth.
Chapter 59: Tricked.
The hootenanny at West Town had gone quiet, and all the patrons had ran away. All that remained was Jason, Adam, Giovanni, Alex, the Assassin, Ash, Misty, and Brock. Jason’s Pokemon Mewtwo, Articuno and Zapdos were out, as was Alex’s Cyber Mew.
“Jason... What happened to you?” Adam said to Jason. “What happened to the friend I had in you? You’ve gotten so power hungry-”
“SHUT UP, Adam.” Jason said, cutting in. “I didn’t want you to know my secret. I CAN’T trust anyone, all thanks to... him.”
“Jason. What are you talking about? I don’t know any secret...” Adam responded.
“ATTACK!” Jason Commanded to Mewtwo, and Mewtwo launched at Adam.
“Ah!” shouted Adam. “I need your help, Go ‘Lectric!” he said, throwing a Poke Ball.
“Raichu!” said Adam’s Raichu.
“Thunder!” Adam Commanded.
“HALT!” shouted Jason, and he fired a psychic wave just as Mewtwo had, attacking ‘Lectric before it could properly attack.
“Now look, I’m really NOT interested in battling today.” said Jason.
“What are your intentions?” asked Adam.
“I’m going to the Pokemon League.” Jason answered. “I’m going to become the Pokemon Master, and all for my own gain!”
“That’s not what being a Pokemon Master is about!” shouted Ash, involving himself in the conversation. “It’s about raising your Pokemon with the respect and friendship they deserve.
“Well, well. Ash Ketchum. From Pallet Town right?” said Jason. “I know you. You’re really dense! Yeah, you’re dense!”
“Stop it!” cried Ash.
“Don’t evolve your Pokemon, and mainly because your Charizard just proves how awful a trainer you are.” Jason said, wickedly.
“What are YOU doing alive anyway?” asked Giovanni to Ash. “I had the Assassin kill you!”
“I don’t understand!” said the Assassin. “My Arbok did indeed inject venom into him!”
“Why did you try to kill me Giovanni?” asked Ash. “It’s not my fault your idiot henchmen Jessie and James have hyped my Pikachu up so much.”
“Look, that’s not all that important now!” said Giovanni. “You, you’re going to cause HUGE problems!” he said to Jason. “Say, didn’t you have a partner? When you attacked me at Rocket Casino?”
“Hah. You mean Andy?” said Jason. “I dropped him months ago!”
“What? What do you mean? What did you do to Andy?” Adam said.
“Hahaha. That useless fool. After we destroyed Rocket Casino, I sent him on a wild goose chase to Bill’s House at Cerulean Cape. The plan was to transform him into a Pokemon and steal his.”
“You WHAT?” shouted Adam, shocked and horrified to hear what Jason had just said.
“Like I said, that was months ago. So, so much has happened to me since then.” Jason said. “I’ve already demonstrated my now extraordinary Psychic Powers. Powers that allow me to control Mewtwo.”
“Alright, that’s enough!” said a mysterious voice.
“Whoa!” said Giovanni.
“At last!” said Misty.
On the stage, was none other than the mayor of West Town.
“Wait a minute, how did you get out?” said Jason.
“I gnawed my way through them ropes.” said the mayor of West Town. “Now I’m ordering all criminals to get out. You, for ruining the hootenanny. I order you out of West Town before I get the authorities on your ass!”
“Fine.” said Jason. “But Adam, just keep one thing in mind. I WILL win. I see the future, and its in my favor.” he said to Adam, with a creepy side glance.
“I don’t even remember why we came here.” said Alex.
“Guess we give up for now.” said Giovanni.
“Huh.” said the Assassin, and the criminals all went their ways.
“Well, guess its time for us to leave too. To Sky Town!” said Ash, and he and Misty & Brock walked off, leaving Adam to look at the night sky to sing a serenade.
"What is happening?
What has just?
The World of Pokemon
Has taken a turn for the worse.
Pokemon Human Violence.
Pokemon that aren’t Pokemon.
Trainers murdering others.
Psychos, Human-Type Pokemons. Leggy & Datin.
Is there any sense left in this world?"
“Whaaaaat is becoming! Of the Poooookemon, WORLD!!!!” serenaded Adam.
“Jason... What happened to you?” Adam said to Jason. “What happened to the friend I had in you? You’ve gotten so power hungry-”
“SHUT UP, Adam.” Jason said, cutting in. “I didn’t want you to know my secret. I CAN’T trust anyone, all thanks to... him.”
“Jason. What are you talking about? I don’t know any secret...” Adam responded.
“ATTACK!” Jason Commanded to Mewtwo, and Mewtwo launched at Adam.
“Ah!” shouted Adam. “I need your help, Go ‘Lectric!” he said, throwing a Poke Ball.
“Raichu!” said Adam’s Raichu.
“Thunder!” Adam Commanded.
“HALT!” shouted Jason, and he fired a psychic wave just as Mewtwo had, attacking ‘Lectric before it could properly attack.
“Now look, I’m really NOT interested in battling today.” said Jason.
“What are your intentions?” asked Adam.
“I’m going to the Pokemon League.” Jason answered. “I’m going to become the Pokemon Master, and all for my own gain!”
“That’s not what being a Pokemon Master is about!” shouted Ash, involving himself in the conversation. “It’s about raising your Pokemon with the respect and friendship they deserve.
“Well, well. Ash Ketchum. From Pallet Town right?” said Jason. “I know you. You’re really dense! Yeah, you’re dense!”
“Stop it!” cried Ash.
“Don’t evolve your Pokemon, and mainly because your Charizard just proves how awful a trainer you are.” Jason said, wickedly.
“What are YOU doing alive anyway?” asked Giovanni to Ash. “I had the Assassin kill you!”
“I don’t understand!” said the Assassin. “My Arbok did indeed inject venom into him!”
“Why did you try to kill me Giovanni?” asked Ash. “It’s not my fault your idiot henchmen Jessie and James have hyped my Pikachu up so much.”
“Look, that’s not all that important now!” said Giovanni. “You, you’re going to cause HUGE problems!” he said to Jason. “Say, didn’t you have a partner? When you attacked me at Rocket Casino?”
“Hah. You mean Andy?” said Jason. “I dropped him months ago!”
“What? What do you mean? What did you do to Andy?” Adam said.
“Hahaha. That useless fool. After we destroyed Rocket Casino, I sent him on a wild goose chase to Bill’s House at Cerulean Cape. The plan was to transform him into a Pokemon and steal his.”
“You WHAT?” shouted Adam, shocked and horrified to hear what Jason had just said.
“Like I said, that was months ago. So, so much has happened to me since then.” Jason said. “I’ve already demonstrated my now extraordinary Psychic Powers. Powers that allow me to control Mewtwo.”
“Alright, that’s enough!” said a mysterious voice.
“Whoa!” said Giovanni.
“At last!” said Misty.
On the stage, was none other than the mayor of West Town.
“Wait a minute, how did you get out?” said Jason.
“I gnawed my way through them ropes.” said the mayor of West Town. “Now I’m ordering all criminals to get out. You, for ruining the hootenanny. I order you out of West Town before I get the authorities on your ass!”
“Fine.” said Jason. “But Adam, just keep one thing in mind. I WILL win. I see the future, and its in my favor.” he said to Adam, with a creepy side glance.
“I don’t even remember why we came here.” said Alex.
“Guess we give up for now.” said Giovanni.
“Huh.” said the Assassin, and the criminals all went their ways.
“Well, guess its time for us to leave too. To Sky Town!” said Ash, and he and Misty & Brock walked off, leaving Adam to look at the night sky to sing a serenade.
"What is happening?
What has just?
The World of Pokemon
Has taken a turn for the worse.
Pokemon Human Violence.
Pokemon that aren’t Pokemon.
Trainers murdering others.
Psychos, Human-Type Pokemons. Leggy & Datin.
Is there any sense left in this world?"
“Whaaaaat is becoming! Of the Poooookemon, WORLD!!!!” serenaded Adam.
Saturday, November 5, 2011
Chapter 58: Controller of Legends!
The crowd at the hootenanny was silent. Giovanni, Alex, and the Assassin appeared, causing the Hooded Figure to reveal himself to be Jason, one of Adam’s best friends. Furthermore, it appeared Jason has captured Mewtwo, the genetic clone of Mew, the “Adam & Eve” of Pokemon. Ash, Misty and Brock, who were in the crowd, were flabbergasted.
“Didn’t Mewtwo almost take over the world?” asked Ash.
“That Pokemon almost killed us!” said Misty.
“What are you doing with it?” asked Brock.
“Jason!” shouted Adam. “What has become of you?” Jason looked at Adam, and responded with a mean grin.
“You foolish trainer.” said Giovanni. “I told you, the powers of Operation I.S.O. were too much for you.”
Jason looked up to Giovanni, folded in his arms and said, “I, am in control.”
“Cyber Mew, use Psyshock!” Alex commanded to Cyber Mew.
“Chraaa!” said Cyber Mew, and it charged up a Silver and Pink blast to Mewtwo.
“Absorb and Counter!” Jason commanded.
“NGHN!” Mewtwo grunted, as it somehow caught the Psyshock attack, and passed it back to Cyber Mew, doubled in strength. The Psyshock blast erupted and heavily damaged Cyber Mew in an explosion.
“Cyber Mew!” shouted Giovanni. “How can this be?” Giovanni looked directly into Mewtwo’s eyes. “Mewtwo, its me, your father. Giovanni!” he said to Mewtwo.
“Hahaha.” laughed Jason. “That isn’t going to work.” he said arrogantly. “Mewtwo’s memory has been completely wiped.”
“What?” said Giovanni.
“Huh?” Adam responded...
Adam remembered the time Jake attacked Mewtwo at New Island.
“Porygon, go into Mewtwo’s Brain and SCRAMBLE IT!” Jake commanded...
“Before the castle collapsed, I jumped in from the window I was hiding, and I quickly snagged the unconscious Mewtwo.” said Jason, revealing exactly how he captured Mewtwo. “Since its memory was wiped, I was able to convince it I was his Supreme Master.”
“This is impossible.” said Giovanni. “You trainers, you just cannot capture Legendary Pokemon. The Balance of everything would fall apart.”
“You know, its funny you say that.” said Jason. “But first, I have a bone to pick with you, Alex. You captured Operation I.S.E., I command you to give it to me to spare your life!” ordered Jason, for he seemed he indeed had the power to end Alex’s life.
“Huh?” responded Alex. “I hate to break it to you, but you got the wrong Alex. My twin brother, the Good Alex, captured Mewthree.” Alex said, revealing that he and the Good, Brown-haired Alex were twins.
“What? Dammit!” said Jason. “But, Giovanni, its funny you should mention that the Balance of everything falls apart.” he finished, holding two Poke Balls and throwing them into the air.
“Zapdos!” shouted a yellow, electric bird.
“Artic-Uno!” said a beautiful, blue, ice bird.
“No way!” said Giovanni in shock. Adam looked in amazement. “How? How could this have happened?”
“Sorry.” said Jason. “But I’m officially the big bad of the story!” he said to Giovanni, with a wicked, evil, terrible look in his eyes.
“NGHNYA!” said Mewtwo, and it launched a circular psychic wave, slashing the hootenanny apart.
“Agh! We gotta escape!” shouted the patrons. “Agh! Theres trouble in West Town! Team Rocket, and a strange new threat!”
“Didn’t Mewtwo almost take over the world?” asked Ash.
“That Pokemon almost killed us!” said Misty.
“What are you doing with it?” asked Brock.
“Jason!” shouted Adam. “What has become of you?” Jason looked at Adam, and responded with a mean grin.
“You foolish trainer.” said Giovanni. “I told you, the powers of Operation I.S.O. were too much for you.”
Jason looked up to Giovanni, folded in his arms and said, “I, am in control.”
“Cyber Mew, use Psyshock!” Alex commanded to Cyber Mew.
“Chraaa!” said Cyber Mew, and it charged up a Silver and Pink blast to Mewtwo.
“Absorb and Counter!” Jason commanded.
“NGHN!” Mewtwo grunted, as it somehow caught the Psyshock attack, and passed it back to Cyber Mew, doubled in strength. The Psyshock blast erupted and heavily damaged Cyber Mew in an explosion.
“Cyber Mew!” shouted Giovanni. “How can this be?” Giovanni looked directly into Mewtwo’s eyes. “Mewtwo, its me, your father. Giovanni!” he said to Mewtwo.
“Hahaha.” laughed Jason. “That isn’t going to work.” he said arrogantly. “Mewtwo’s memory has been completely wiped.”
“What?” said Giovanni.
“Huh?” Adam responded...
Adam remembered the time Jake attacked Mewtwo at New Island.
“Porygon, go into Mewtwo’s Brain and SCRAMBLE IT!” Jake commanded...
“Before the castle collapsed, I jumped in from the window I was hiding, and I quickly snagged the unconscious Mewtwo.” said Jason, revealing exactly how he captured Mewtwo. “Since its memory was wiped, I was able to convince it I was his Supreme Master.”
“This is impossible.” said Giovanni. “You trainers, you just cannot capture Legendary Pokemon. The Balance of everything would fall apart.”
“You know, its funny you say that.” said Jason. “But first, I have a bone to pick with you, Alex. You captured Operation I.S.E., I command you to give it to me to spare your life!” ordered Jason, for he seemed he indeed had the power to end Alex’s life.
“Huh?” responded Alex. “I hate to break it to you, but you got the wrong Alex. My twin brother, the Good Alex, captured Mewthree.” Alex said, revealing that he and the Good, Brown-haired Alex were twins.
“What? Dammit!” said Jason. “But, Giovanni, its funny you should mention that the Balance of everything falls apart.” he finished, holding two Poke Balls and throwing them into the air.
“Zapdos!” shouted a yellow, electric bird.
“Artic-Uno!” said a beautiful, blue, ice bird.
“No way!” said Giovanni in shock. Adam looked in amazement. “How? How could this have happened?”
“Sorry.” said Jason. “But I’m officially the big bad of the story!” he said to Giovanni, with a wicked, evil, terrible look in his eyes.
“NGHNYA!” said Mewtwo, and it launched a circular psychic wave, slashing the hootenanny apart.
“Agh! We gotta escape!” shouted the patrons. “Agh! Theres trouble in West Town! Team Rocket, and a strange new threat!”
Wednesday, November 2, 2011
Chapter 57: Sudden Takeover
It was nighttime in West Town. The townsfolk were setting up an old-fashioned hootenanny, which was sure to be an event. Adam continued lounging around on the saloon porch, picking up a few phone numbers from female passers by. Ash, Misty and Brock passed by, each wearing cowboy hats to avoid Pidgeotto poop. “I hope this hootenanny will be a lot of fun.” said Ash.
“I’m sure it’ll be great!” said Misty. “Ash, you should include your Tauros in the Stampede Race!”
“The mayor still hasn’t returned.” said Brock. “I’m hoping nothing bad happens tonight.”
“You spoke too soon, Brock.” said Misty. From the sky, a man and woman wearing T-Shirts with a Red R on it appeared, clinging onto ropes. They had a Meowth with them.
“Hahahahahahaha!” laughed the trio.
“Team Rocket!” said Ash. “What do you want?” he asked.
“Prepare for trouble!” said the woman.
“And make it double.” said the deep-voiced man.
To protect the world from devastation.
To unite all peoples within our nation.
To denounce the evils of truth and love.
To extend our reach to the stars above.
Jessie.
James.
Team Rocket, blasts off at the speed of light.
Surrender now, or prepare to fight!
“Meee-owth! That’s right!” said the Meowth, who spoke with a voice all real-life cats have.
“Your here to steal Pikachu again aren’t you?” asked Ash.
“Haha, how’d you guess?” responded Jessie. James walked up to Pikachu, and picked it up.
“Pika!” said Pikachu. “CHHUUUU!” it shouted, as it shocked James but to no avail.
“Hahaha.” laughed James. “That’s not going to work this time! We are wearing expandable, see-through rubber suits! Haven’t you learned your electricity is useless yet?”
“Augh! Pikachu!” shouted Ash, forgetting he has 5 more Pokemon on him that could help. Adam looked from the saloon porch and sighed.
“Let me show you how to really take care of someone.” said Adam. “Poke Ball, go!” Adam threw his Poke Ball, the energy revealed into Adam’s Raichu, ‘Lectric.
“Raichu!” said ‘Lectric, standing proud and seemingly not regretting its evolution.
“‘Lectric, Quick Attack!” Adam commanded.
“Raichu!” said ‘Lectric, and it launched at quick speed into Team Rocket, hitting them and causing them to lose grip on Pikachu.
“Pikachu!” said Ash, relieved to have his Pikachu back like it was in any real danger.
“Pikapi!” said Pikachu, who was apparently desperately afraid for its life.
“Now ‘Lectric, Tail Smash!” ordered Adam.
“Wait, time for Slash!” said Meowth, who stood up and retaliated at ‘Lectric, scratching its face and causing it to bleed from its cheek.
“Rai!” said an enraged ‘Lectric. “Raichu!” said ‘Lectric, launching back with a massive Thunderbolt.
“MEOWTH!” said Meowth, shocked heavily. “I’m not USED to Raichu Electricity!”
“‘Lectric, Torpedo!” Adam commanded.
“Raichu!” said ‘Lectric, its body turned yellow-white and *brrrrrrZAP!* ‘Lectric launched as an electric Torpedo into Meowth, who fainted.
“Agh!” said Jessie. “Go Likitung!” said Jessie, throwing a Poke Ball.
“Liki!” said Likitung.
“Return ‘Lectric.” Adam said, recalling his Raichu. “Go Pinko!”
“Cle-fABLE!” said Pinko, who was now a Clefable.
“Pinko, Ice Beam!” Adam commanded. Pinko smiled, and pulled out an Ice Ray, shooting Likitung with it and freezing it.
“Oh no!” said Jessie. “Likitung!”
“Go Blaze!” said Adam, tossing a Poke Ball to reveal his Charizard.
“Lizard!” said Blaze.
“Fire Blast, Blaze!” Adam ordered.
“Lizardon!” said Blaze, and it blasted a huge fire burst at Team Rocket, erupting them into flaming figures.
“Ah! Our Rubber suits are melting!” screamed James.
“The twerp’s Charizard wasn’t even thought of because its useless, but we didn’t think of ANOTHER Charizard!” said Jessie.
“Pikachu!” Pikachu said, shooting lightning at Team Rocket.
“Nooooooo!” screamed the trio.
“We’re blasting off again!” they said, disappearing into the night sky.
“Hey, thanks!” said Ash.
“Don’t mention it.” responded Adam.
The hootenanny was going on, the patrons were enjoying the dancing, socializing, and drinks. The hooded guy was sitting on a chair, minding his own business and drinking a martini. Adam was enjoying the crowds.
“PREPARE! PREPARE! HAHAHA!” said a sudden, mysterious, amplified voice. “Hahahaha.” the voice laughed again. In the blink of an eye, three figures appeared. “Haha, West Town, we are New Team Rocket, and we are taking over!” said the man in the middle, who resembled a Yakuza Boss. The Hooded Figure stood up.
“Giovanni! What are you doing here?” the hooded figure asked.
“Huh? It’s you huh?” Giovanni asked.
“I’ll take care of him.” said one of his cohorts, who wore a trenchcoat and a beret. “Go Arbok!”
“Chaaa-bok!” said Arbok.
“Arbok, Assassins Needle!” he commanded. Arbok launched to the Hooded Figure.
“No.” the Hooded Man said, and with Psychic Power, Arbok was thrown to the floor. “Giovanni, Alex, Assassin, you aren’t going to get in the way of MY plans...” he said. “Go, Poke Ball!” he tossed a Poke Ball into the air, releasing a Rhydon.
“Rhy-don!” said Rhydon.
“Rhydon, Jump Smash!” The Hooded Figure commanded. Rhydon jumped into the air, and smashed onto the stage with its Rock ass, destroying it. Giovanni, Alex, and the Assassin laid in the debris, and each eventually got up.
“Hahaha.” laughed Alex. “You’re the one from the prophecy aren’t you? You actually think you are? One of MY rivals?” Alex said.
“Alex, how dumb you are. You know I’m capturing everything, everything powerful.” responded the Hooded Figure.
“Hahaha.” laughed Alex. “I, will show you power.” he said, taking out a Silver Poke Ball, tossing it and revealing into a new figure.
Cyber Mew
Type: Psychic
Cyber Mew was created by artificially merging Mew DNA into a cybernetic body.
Cyber Mew resembled Mew, but was very Silver in color. Its eyes were a blue-silver color.
“So. You have Operation I.S.Z.” said the Hooded Figure. “But I have something even better.” he said, tilting his head into the light, revealing parts of his face. “You’re right, Alex. I am the one in the prophecy. The best part is, I’m going to win.” he said, with a wicked grin. He took out a Poke Ball. “It is time, to lay out my intentions.” he said, and he threw the Poke Ball.
The Pokemon revealed caused a big shock in the crowds. Giovanni, Alex and the Assassin held amazed expressions. “Impossible! This is impossible!” said Giovanni.
“I can’t believe it!” said Ash, him and Misty & Brock in shock. Adam stared in shock too. Standing in the middle of the battlefield, was Mewtwo, the clone of Mew.
“This is just the beginning.” said the Hooded figure with a smile, and he tossed off his hood, revealing his face. Adam dropped onto the ground in shock to finally see the identity of the mysterious hooded figure him and his friends had encountered throughout their journey. “Hahahahahaha. HAHAHAHAHAHA.” the figure evilly laughed.
The Hooded Figure, was none other than Jason.
“I’m sure it’ll be great!” said Misty. “Ash, you should include your Tauros in the Stampede Race!”
“The mayor still hasn’t returned.” said Brock. “I’m hoping nothing bad happens tonight.”
“You spoke too soon, Brock.” said Misty. From the sky, a man and woman wearing T-Shirts with a Red R on it appeared, clinging onto ropes. They had a Meowth with them.
“Hahahahahahaha!” laughed the trio.
“Team Rocket!” said Ash. “What do you want?” he asked.
“Prepare for trouble!” said the woman.
“And make it double.” said the deep-voiced man.
To protect the world from devastation.
To unite all peoples within our nation.
To denounce the evils of truth and love.
To extend our reach to the stars above.
Jessie.
James.
Team Rocket, blasts off at the speed of light.
Surrender now, or prepare to fight!
“Meee-owth! That’s right!” said the Meowth, who spoke with a voice all real-life cats have.
“Your here to steal Pikachu again aren’t you?” asked Ash.
“Haha, how’d you guess?” responded Jessie. James walked up to Pikachu, and picked it up.
“Pika!” said Pikachu. “CHHUUUU!” it shouted, as it shocked James but to no avail.
“Hahaha.” laughed James. “That’s not going to work this time! We are wearing expandable, see-through rubber suits! Haven’t you learned your electricity is useless yet?”
“Augh! Pikachu!” shouted Ash, forgetting he has 5 more Pokemon on him that could help. Adam looked from the saloon porch and sighed.
“Let me show you how to really take care of someone.” said Adam. “Poke Ball, go!” Adam threw his Poke Ball, the energy revealed into Adam’s Raichu, ‘Lectric.
“Raichu!” said ‘Lectric, standing proud and seemingly not regretting its evolution.
“‘Lectric, Quick Attack!” Adam commanded.
“Raichu!” said ‘Lectric, and it launched at quick speed into Team Rocket, hitting them and causing them to lose grip on Pikachu.
“Pikachu!” said Ash, relieved to have his Pikachu back like it was in any real danger.
“Pikapi!” said Pikachu, who was apparently desperately afraid for its life.
“Now ‘Lectric, Tail Smash!” ordered Adam.
“Wait, time for Slash!” said Meowth, who stood up and retaliated at ‘Lectric, scratching its face and causing it to bleed from its cheek.
“Rai!” said an enraged ‘Lectric. “Raichu!” said ‘Lectric, launching back with a massive Thunderbolt.
“MEOWTH!” said Meowth, shocked heavily. “I’m not USED to Raichu Electricity!”
“‘Lectric, Torpedo!” Adam commanded.
“Raichu!” said ‘Lectric, its body turned yellow-white and *brrrrrrZAP!* ‘Lectric launched as an electric Torpedo into Meowth, who fainted.
“Agh!” said Jessie. “Go Likitung!” said Jessie, throwing a Poke Ball.
“Liki!” said Likitung.
“Return ‘Lectric.” Adam said, recalling his Raichu. “Go Pinko!”
“Cle-fABLE!” said Pinko, who was now a Clefable.
“Pinko, Ice Beam!” Adam commanded. Pinko smiled, and pulled out an Ice Ray, shooting Likitung with it and freezing it.
“Oh no!” said Jessie. “Likitung!”
“Go Blaze!” said Adam, tossing a Poke Ball to reveal his Charizard.
“Lizard!” said Blaze.
“Fire Blast, Blaze!” Adam ordered.
“Lizardon!” said Blaze, and it blasted a huge fire burst at Team Rocket, erupting them into flaming figures.
“Ah! Our Rubber suits are melting!” screamed James.
“The twerp’s Charizard wasn’t even thought of because its useless, but we didn’t think of ANOTHER Charizard!” said Jessie.
“Pikachu!” Pikachu said, shooting lightning at Team Rocket.
“Nooooooo!” screamed the trio.
“We’re blasting off again!” they said, disappearing into the night sky.
“Hey, thanks!” said Ash.
“Don’t mention it.” responded Adam.
The hootenanny was going on, the patrons were enjoying the dancing, socializing, and drinks. The hooded guy was sitting on a chair, minding his own business and drinking a martini. Adam was enjoying the crowds.
“PREPARE! PREPARE! HAHAHA!” said a sudden, mysterious, amplified voice. “Hahahaha.” the voice laughed again. In the blink of an eye, three figures appeared. “Haha, West Town, we are New Team Rocket, and we are taking over!” said the man in the middle, who resembled a Yakuza Boss. The Hooded Figure stood up.
“Giovanni! What are you doing here?” the hooded figure asked.
“Huh? It’s you huh?” Giovanni asked.
“I’ll take care of him.” said one of his cohorts, who wore a trenchcoat and a beret. “Go Arbok!”
“Chaaa-bok!” said Arbok.
“Arbok, Assassins Needle!” he commanded. Arbok launched to the Hooded Figure.
“No.” the Hooded Man said, and with Psychic Power, Arbok was thrown to the floor. “Giovanni, Alex, Assassin, you aren’t going to get in the way of MY plans...” he said. “Go, Poke Ball!” he tossed a Poke Ball into the air, releasing a Rhydon.
“Rhy-don!” said Rhydon.
“Rhydon, Jump Smash!” The Hooded Figure commanded. Rhydon jumped into the air, and smashed onto the stage with its Rock ass, destroying it. Giovanni, Alex, and the Assassin laid in the debris, and each eventually got up.
“Hahaha.” laughed Alex. “You’re the one from the prophecy aren’t you? You actually think you are? One of MY rivals?” Alex said.
“Alex, how dumb you are. You know I’m capturing everything, everything powerful.” responded the Hooded Figure.
“Hahaha.” laughed Alex. “I, will show you power.” he said, taking out a Silver Poke Ball, tossing it and revealing into a new figure.
Cyber Mew
Type: Psychic
Cyber Mew was created by artificially merging Mew DNA into a cybernetic body.
Cyber Mew resembled Mew, but was very Silver in color. Its eyes were a blue-silver color.
“So. You have Operation I.S.Z.” said the Hooded Figure. “But I have something even better.” he said, tilting his head into the light, revealing parts of his face. “You’re right, Alex. I am the one in the prophecy. The best part is, I’m going to win.” he said, with a wicked grin. He took out a Poke Ball. “It is time, to lay out my intentions.” he said, and he threw the Poke Ball.
The Pokemon revealed caused a big shock in the crowds. Giovanni, Alex and the Assassin held amazed expressions. “Impossible! This is impossible!” said Giovanni.
“I can’t believe it!” said Ash, him and Misty & Brock in shock. Adam stared in shock too. Standing in the middle of the battlefield, was Mewtwo, the clone of Mew.
“This is just the beginning.” said the Hooded figure with a smile, and he tossed off his hood, revealing his face. Adam dropped onto the ground in shock to finally see the identity of the mysterious hooded figure him and his friends had encountered throughout their journey. “Hahahahahaha. HAHAHAHAHAHA.” the figure evilly laughed.
The Hooded Figure, was none other than Jason.
Tuesday, November 1, 2011
Chapter 56: West Town
Adam was sitting on a rustic, wooden bench, on the porch of a 1880s style saloon. He was wearing a cowboy hat and also had shades on. He was vacationing in West Town, a small town to the north of Vermillion City, famous for the old west style it had. All patrons usually wore a cowboy hat of some sort to protect their heads from Pidgeotto droppings that often came from the flying-overhead birds all over the town. Adam had recently acquired all 8 Pokemon Badges required to enter the Pokemon League, and was vacationing before going into big training mode before the Pokemon League. It was morning in West Town, but to Adam, the town wasn’t as vibrant as it was the day before. It was as if there was no order. Three trainers suddenly entered the town; one was a 10 year old wearing blue, had a hat on and had a Pikachu on his shoulder. He was accompanied by a Red-Haired Girl with 80s style hair and a tall, colored man with slanted eyes. “Where have we wandered aimlessly to this time, Brock?” asked the girl.
“Wow, looks like we’re in West Town!” said the colored man.
“I wonder if there’s a Pokemon Gym here?” asked the kid.
“Now Ash, you’re supposed to be training your Pokemon!” said Brock.
“Awwwww, but Brock, I want to have a gym battle!” Ash whined.
“Ugh...” said Adam, and he walked into the Saloon to get away from the argument.
Adam was inside the saloon, and walked up to the bar, and sat on a stool.
“Whiskey!” Adam ordered, and a shot of whiskey was slid down the bar. Adam took the hit. Sitting a few stools away, Adam noticed a hooded man, he could see parts of his face, but the hooded man quickly shifted to hide back. After a few seconds, he pulled his hood in to keep his face hidden as he turned to his side.
“I had hoped none of you would be here.” said the hooded man. “It doesn’t really matter though.” he finished, and got up and walked upstairs into his hotel room.
“Hmmm.” said Adam. “Do you know who that guy was?” Adam asked the barkeep.
“He’s been here for a few days.” answered the barkeep. “Our mayor didn’t trust him, which might have had something to do with his sudden disappearance yesterday!”
“What? That must’ve happened just before I came here...” Adam said.
“Well, our mayor vanishes sometimes actually.” copped out the barkeep. “It’s nothing new to us. But still, that hooded man, something’s not right with him...” finished the barkeep.
Meanwhile......
In a warehouse a few miles away from West Town.
Three silhouettes were standing.
“To attack the world with Devastation!
To wipe all mankind within each nation!
To promote the evils of hate and Love!
To stretch our goal from right above!”
“Giovanni!”
“Alex!”
“Assassin!”
“New Team Rocket, orbiting around at the speed of light!”
“Surrender, now. Or prepare to fight!” said Alex, as he held up a Silver Poke Ball.
“Wow, looks like we’re in West Town!” said the colored man.
“I wonder if there’s a Pokemon Gym here?” asked the kid.
“Now Ash, you’re supposed to be training your Pokemon!” said Brock.
“Awwwww, but Brock, I want to have a gym battle!” Ash whined.
“Ugh...” said Adam, and he walked into the Saloon to get away from the argument.
Adam was inside the saloon, and walked up to the bar, and sat on a stool.
“Whiskey!” Adam ordered, and a shot of whiskey was slid down the bar. Adam took the hit. Sitting a few stools away, Adam noticed a hooded man, he could see parts of his face, but the hooded man quickly shifted to hide back. After a few seconds, he pulled his hood in to keep his face hidden as he turned to his side.
“I had hoped none of you would be here.” said the hooded man. “It doesn’t really matter though.” he finished, and got up and walked upstairs into his hotel room.
“Hmmm.” said Adam. “Do you know who that guy was?” Adam asked the barkeep.
“He’s been here for a few days.” answered the barkeep. “Our mayor didn’t trust him, which might have had something to do with his sudden disappearance yesterday!”
“What? That must’ve happened just before I came here...” Adam said.
“Well, our mayor vanishes sometimes actually.” copped out the barkeep. “It’s nothing new to us. But still, that hooded man, something’s not right with him...” finished the barkeep.
Meanwhile......
In a warehouse a few miles away from West Town.
Three silhouettes were standing.
“To attack the world with Devastation!
To wipe all mankind within each nation!
To promote the evils of hate and Love!
To stretch our goal from right above!”
“Giovanni!”
“Alex!”
“Assassin!”
“New Team Rocket, orbiting around at the speed of light!”
“Surrender, now. Or prepare to fight!” said Alex, as he held up a Silver Poke Ball.
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