The Road to Pokemon Hell
Jake and Ash Ketchum were chasing Chris, Steve and Bob down the streets of Crowned Vulpix Island on a police motor bike. Just then, the car carrying the bad guys drifted onto a beach, transformed it’s wheels, and started driving over the water!
“Oh no! They’re cheating! Their car can operate on water!” said Ash.
“Two can play at that game.” Jake said, taking out a Poke Ball. “Porygon, let’s go!”
“Porygon! Porygon!” Porygon said with its main voice.
“Alright now.” Jake said, turning on the police archive computer on the bike. “Porygon, enter the police computer and alter the motor bike.” Jake commanded.
“Porygon!” Porygon said, transforming into energy and transforming the motor bike to travel over water.
“Alright! Let’s go!” Jake said, driving the motor bike onto the sea and hovering over it, continuing to chase Chris, Steve and Bob.
Jake and Ash had chased Chris, Steve and Bob for about 10 minutes in the open sea. “This place is kinda weird.” Ash said, noticing the yellow colored clouds.
“Wow, Crowned Vulpix Island is the northernmost island in the Southern Islands.” Jake said. “I wonder if we’re in a ‘zone.’”
“Hey! Look at that!” Ash said. “Chris, Steve and Bob went into that cave.” he pointed, as Chris, Steve and Bob drove their car into a strange cave that happened to be sticking out of the sea with a landmass over it.
“Strange, its just an island with a cave on it.” Jake said. “Well, if that’s where they’re going, thats where we’re going to if we’re going to rescue Pikablu and Pikachu.”
“Then let’s go!” Ash said, and they drove the motor bike into the cave...
*DooduDooduduDooduduDooduduDoodudu*
“Ahh! What is this?” screamed Ash, creeped out by the blasts of lights and colors emitted by the cavern, in fact, it didn’t seem like they were even over water now. They felt as if they were being sucked into something, like they were traveling through hyperspace if they were on a spaceship.
“Keep holding on Ash.” Jake said. “Eventually this will just stop.”
*CRASH!*
Jake predicted correctly, the trippy and uncomfortable ride was done, and the police motor bike was stationary on flat land, but the land was not earthy. The color red was prominent in this area. Lava flowed through the walls.
“Where are we?” Asked Ash. Jake took notice of a sign to their left.
Welcome to the Second Layer of Hell
“What? We are in Hell?” Jake said, flabbergasted.
“Oh man, its like I’ve died a third time!” Ash joked, but nobody laughed.
“That’s weird. I hope we can eventually get out of here.” Jake said.
“Look, there’s Chris, Steve and Bob.” Ash said, pointing at the car pulling into a Stronghold sitting in the middle of Hell.
“Come, we’re gonna infiltrate it and stop them.” Jake said.
Jake and Ash were walking around the stronghold. It was quite apparent that they did not have security cameras watching them. They got to the front door. Jake grabbed the doorknob and managed to open the door. “Well mudda sick!” Jake said. “This wasn’t much of a stronghold.” Jake said, pointing out how weak Chris, Steve and Bob’s base was.
“Chris, bad news. Someone forgot to lock the main door, and those twerps have broken into our base.” said Meowth, sitting at a control panel. Chris responded with his evil yet silly grin.
“That’ll be no problem. In the end, one of them will have to battle me, in order to receive the Land of the Dead Badge.” Chris said. “In the meanwhile, summon the G.K.P.”
“Meowth! You got it!” said Meowth.
*Boom Boom*
“Huh? What is that?” Jake said, hearing the heavy footsteps of a giant creature coming towards him and Ash.
“Peeeeeeeee-kaaaaaa-chu!” said a deep, monstrous voice.
Wednesday, March 28, 2012
Wednesday, March 21, 2012
Touching Base
How's everyone enjoying Spring Break?
Week 3 is starting for me tomorrow. Boy am I loving my paychecks at the end :)
Anyway, the story is still going. I've gotten one chapter of the next arc written, and I started the one after, but I wasn't too proud of the way I resolved the cliffhanger of the first chapter, so I might rewrite it.
So after Ash & Jake rescue their Pikachu and Pikablu, it'll be time for the Pokemon League. Only two of my main characters will be participating.
Week 3 is starting for me tomorrow. Boy am I loving my paychecks at the end :)
Anyway, the story is still going. I've gotten one chapter of the next arc written, and I started the one after, but I wasn't too proud of the way I resolved the cliffhanger of the first chapter, so I might rewrite it.
So after Ash & Jake rescue their Pikachu and Pikablu, it'll be time for the Pokemon League. Only two of my main characters will be participating.
Wednesday, March 7, 2012
Chapter 75: When Pokemon go Bad Part 3
Jake was inside the Pokemon Center, his four Pokemon were fully healed. While at the Pokemon Center, he learned that the last gym in the Southern Islands League was in “Hole in the Island” which happened to be all the way South, while Jake was currently in Crowned Vulpix Island, all the way North. “Well, I’ll figure out how to get there someway.” Jake said, and he walked out the door of the Pokemon Center.
Jake was walking out of the Pokemon Center. Incredibly simultaneously at the same time, a car slowly pulled up, as if on cue. It was a convertible, and in the car stared three guys, and a Meowth wearing shades and a scary smirk sitting in the passengers seats lap. “Uh....” Jake said, entirely dumbfounded.
“Alright kid, we’re here to fuck with you!” said the leader in a hoodie, but the hood was off, and it revealed a red-haired kid with a silly smile. “We are the “When Pokemon go Bad Squad!” We hate Pokemon and our main goal is to make them all extinct. My name is Chris!”
“My name is Steve!” said a guy who looked similar to Chris, but not exactly alike.
“And my name is Bob!” said the shorter guy who had curly black hair and was a little muscular.
“And I am Meowth!” said the Meowth who could speak in a Gangster Brooklyn accent.
“..... UH........” said Jake, confused as to all fuck. Suddenly, the only thing he thought of to do was run, avoid these guys at all costs. They were crazy.
“Meowth, get the magnet ready! We got a coward on us!” said Chris, as if reading Jake’s mind.
“Meowth! You got it!” said Meowth, and he grabbed out a big magnet, and operated it.
“Ah!” said Jake, sprinting away. “Oh no!” he said, feeling one of his Poke Ball’s leave his belt. “Scyther!” Jake said. “You’re kidnapping my Pokemon!”
Chris stood there smiling.
“Ughn!” Jake grunted. He then dashed back into the Pokemon Center, and dialed the video phone.
*Ring Ring*
“Hello?” said the voice on the other end, and the picture on the screen showed Ash Ketchum from Pallet Town.
“Hey Ash! It’s Jake. Look man, I REALLY need your help right now!” Jake started. “Can you come to Crowned Vulpix Island Pokemon Center?”
“Sure!” Ash said, and the conversation ended.
“Hah! You’re in BIG trouble now!” Jake said to Chris, Steve & Bob.
Chris stood there still grinning and said “You’re not gonna win.”
Ash Ketchum walked into the Pokemon Center with Jake, and Chris, Steve & Bob. His Pikachu was walking to his side like always. “Oh Ash! I need you to prove how great a trainer you are now! Help me! These guys are cruel to Pokemon!” Jake said.
Chris ignored the words of Jake and stared straight to Pikachu. “Oh, wow! I never would have thought it would be this easy! Pikachu right in front of me!” Chris said, and he swiftly and accurately pulled a pistol from its holster.
*POW*
Blood was dripping on the floor, and it was coming from Pikachu’s chest. Pikachu struggled, and got his arms to his wound in his chest. Pikachu gargled as it struggled to get air in. Ash’s Pikachu then collapsed onto the floor, blood still gushing from his chest.
“OH NO! PIKACHU!” screamed Ash, doing the Home Alone face. Not even 15 seconds had passed since walking into the Pokemon Center, and his Pokemon had been shot at!
“What, WHAT HAVE YOU GUYS DONE!” Jake screamed to Chris, Steve & Bob. “You better stop what you’re doing! Before I call the Police!”
“The Police?” said Steve. “I AM the Police!” Steve said, with a grin similar to Chris’s.
“Ughn!” Jake said. “I’ll get Pikachu help!” Jake ran up to the Nurse’s Desk. “Nurse!” Jake called.
“Right here!” Said the Nurse Joy coming into the room. “How may I... Oh, hi Steve!” the Nurse Joy said, noticing Steve was in the room.
“Hey.” Steve said, and he snapped his fingers. “Back room!” he said, and he and the Nurse went into the back room.
“See? Told you you weren’t going to win.” said Chris.
“You guys! I’m going to stop you myself!” Jake said, pulling out a Poke Ball. “Okay Pikablu, lets go!”
“Pika!” said Pikablu.
“Hah! What is this?” said Chris. “It’s like a blue Pikachu! I hate Pikachu!” Chris said, pulling out his gun once again and shot Pikablu.
“Gakgakgak!” Pikablu said, gargling and struggling to get air in. Pikablu then collapsed onto the floor just as Pikachu had.
“Pikablu!” Jake said. “I... I... AAHH!” he screamed, snapping. Jake rushed into the hallway of the Pokemon Center. Eventually he opened the door to “Nurses on Call.” Steve was standing up with all of his clothes on, and the Nurse Joy was still on the bottom bunk, and she had just finished putting her bra back on.
“Oh, its you.” Steve said, smiling just like Chris does. Chris, Bob & Meowth walked into the room holding two bags.
“Alright, we got the Pikachu and Pikablu Chris!” said Bob. “What are we to do now?”
“Lets steal the rest of this kids Pokemon!” Chris said.
“Meowth, that’s right!” said Meowth, taking the magnet and stealing Jake’s two remaining Pokemon.
“AGH!” Jake screamed. “Nurse Joy, can I use your phone?”
“Sure.” answered the Nurse. Jake ran to the desk and dialed 911.
“Help! People are murdering Pokemon at the Pokemon Center!” Jake said on the phone.
Suddenly, an Officer Jenny walked into the hospital. “Alright, where are these Pokemon murderers? I’m here to apprehend them- Oh, hi Steve!” she said, noticing Steve was in the room.
Steve snapped his fingers and said “Back Room.” and he and Officer Jenny walked into the back room just as he took in Nurse Joy.
“Nngh! This is not cool what you guys are doing!” Ash said, who’s face was soaked with tears. “Give me back my Pikachu!” he demanded.
Chris slowly swaggered up to Ash. “No.” he said with a grin. “I am planning on using this Pikachu in my network of “Pika-Power.”” Chris said. “If your Pikachu fails to cooperate, I will force-evolve it into a Raichu!” he finished, describing Pikachu’s terrible, terrible fate, I mean, Ash’s Pikachu evolving? We can’t have that can we!
Steve walked out of the back room pulling up his zipper. “Alright guys, our work here is done.” Chris said.
“Wait just a minute.” Jake said. “Give me back my Pokemon now!” he demanded.
“What do you think Chris?” asked Meowth. “Should we give him back his Pokemon?”
“You know what? Sure.” Chris responded. “I think he’s learned his lesson.” he said with a grin.
“What about Pikablu?” Meowth asked.
“Oh no, not Pikablu! I’ve got special plans for that one!” Chris answered.
Chris, Steve & Bob and Meowth walked outside and got into their car. “I’ll stop them!” Jake said, rushing into the back room to find Officer Jenny, who was still putting her skirt on. “Officer Jenny, is it alright if I borrow your bike?” he asked.
“Oh, sure.” Officer Jenny casually said, not at all fazed by a young boy asking to borrow a Police Officer’s motorcycle. Jake ran into the lobby, where Ash was still crying a river, as usual do NOTHING about his problems.
“Come Ash, we’re going to follow them and get our Pokemon back.” Jake said.
Jake and Ash climbed into the motorbike, with Jake in the driver’s side and Ash in the sidecar. “Let’s follow them!” Jake said, starting up the bike and chasing down Chris, Steve & Bob, who hadn’t gotten too far away..............
With every adventure our heroes take
Things get crazier and crazier
Who are these Pokemon Killers?
Why has the Pokemon world allowed such things?
Psychos, Murderers, Assassins, Leggy & Datin, the list goes on.
Soon, everything will fall into place.
A grand battle between good & evil is about to commence.
This fanfic is officially 70% completed.
Jake was walking out of the Pokemon Center. Incredibly simultaneously at the same time, a car slowly pulled up, as if on cue. It was a convertible, and in the car stared three guys, and a Meowth wearing shades and a scary smirk sitting in the passengers seats lap. “Uh....” Jake said, entirely dumbfounded.
“Alright kid, we’re here to fuck with you!” said the leader in a hoodie, but the hood was off, and it revealed a red-haired kid with a silly smile. “We are the “When Pokemon go Bad Squad!” We hate Pokemon and our main goal is to make them all extinct. My name is Chris!”
“My name is Steve!” said a guy who looked similar to Chris, but not exactly alike.
“And my name is Bob!” said the shorter guy who had curly black hair and was a little muscular.
“And I am Meowth!” said the Meowth who could speak in a Gangster Brooklyn accent.
“..... UH........” said Jake, confused as to all fuck. Suddenly, the only thing he thought of to do was run, avoid these guys at all costs. They were crazy.
“Meowth, get the magnet ready! We got a coward on us!” said Chris, as if reading Jake’s mind.
“Meowth! You got it!” said Meowth, and he grabbed out a big magnet, and operated it.
“Ah!” said Jake, sprinting away. “Oh no!” he said, feeling one of his Poke Ball’s leave his belt. “Scyther!” Jake said. “You’re kidnapping my Pokemon!”
Chris stood there smiling.
“Ughn!” Jake grunted. He then dashed back into the Pokemon Center, and dialed the video phone.
*Ring Ring*
“Hello?” said the voice on the other end, and the picture on the screen showed Ash Ketchum from Pallet Town.
“Hey Ash! It’s Jake. Look man, I REALLY need your help right now!” Jake started. “Can you come to Crowned Vulpix Island Pokemon Center?”
“Sure!” Ash said, and the conversation ended.
“Hah! You’re in BIG trouble now!” Jake said to Chris, Steve & Bob.
Chris stood there still grinning and said “You’re not gonna win.”
Ash Ketchum walked into the Pokemon Center with Jake, and Chris, Steve & Bob. His Pikachu was walking to his side like always. “Oh Ash! I need you to prove how great a trainer you are now! Help me! These guys are cruel to Pokemon!” Jake said.
Chris ignored the words of Jake and stared straight to Pikachu. “Oh, wow! I never would have thought it would be this easy! Pikachu right in front of me!” Chris said, and he swiftly and accurately pulled a pistol from its holster.
*POW*
Blood was dripping on the floor, and it was coming from Pikachu’s chest. Pikachu struggled, and got his arms to his wound in his chest. Pikachu gargled as it struggled to get air in. Ash’s Pikachu then collapsed onto the floor, blood still gushing from his chest.
“OH NO! PIKACHU!” screamed Ash, doing the Home Alone face. Not even 15 seconds had passed since walking into the Pokemon Center, and his Pokemon had been shot at!
“What, WHAT HAVE YOU GUYS DONE!” Jake screamed to Chris, Steve & Bob. “You better stop what you’re doing! Before I call the Police!”
“The Police?” said Steve. “I AM the Police!” Steve said, with a grin similar to Chris’s.
“Ughn!” Jake said. “I’ll get Pikachu help!” Jake ran up to the Nurse’s Desk. “Nurse!” Jake called.
“Right here!” Said the Nurse Joy coming into the room. “How may I... Oh, hi Steve!” the Nurse Joy said, noticing Steve was in the room.
“Hey.” Steve said, and he snapped his fingers. “Back room!” he said, and he and the Nurse went into the back room.
“See? Told you you weren’t going to win.” said Chris.
“You guys! I’m going to stop you myself!” Jake said, pulling out a Poke Ball. “Okay Pikablu, lets go!”
“Pika!” said Pikablu.
“Hah! What is this?” said Chris. “It’s like a blue Pikachu! I hate Pikachu!” Chris said, pulling out his gun once again and shot Pikablu.
“Gakgakgak!” Pikablu said, gargling and struggling to get air in. Pikablu then collapsed onto the floor just as Pikachu had.
“Pikablu!” Jake said. “I... I... AAHH!” he screamed, snapping. Jake rushed into the hallway of the Pokemon Center. Eventually he opened the door to “Nurses on Call.” Steve was standing up with all of his clothes on, and the Nurse Joy was still on the bottom bunk, and she had just finished putting her bra back on.
“Oh, its you.” Steve said, smiling just like Chris does. Chris, Bob & Meowth walked into the room holding two bags.
“Alright, we got the Pikachu and Pikablu Chris!” said Bob. “What are we to do now?”
“Lets steal the rest of this kids Pokemon!” Chris said.
“Meowth, that’s right!” said Meowth, taking the magnet and stealing Jake’s two remaining Pokemon.
“AGH!” Jake screamed. “Nurse Joy, can I use your phone?”
“Sure.” answered the Nurse. Jake ran to the desk and dialed 911.
“Help! People are murdering Pokemon at the Pokemon Center!” Jake said on the phone.
Suddenly, an Officer Jenny walked into the hospital. “Alright, where are these Pokemon murderers? I’m here to apprehend them- Oh, hi Steve!” she said, noticing Steve was in the room.
Steve snapped his fingers and said “Back Room.” and he and Officer Jenny walked into the back room just as he took in Nurse Joy.
“Nngh! This is not cool what you guys are doing!” Ash said, who’s face was soaked with tears. “Give me back my Pikachu!” he demanded.
Chris slowly swaggered up to Ash. “No.” he said with a grin. “I am planning on using this Pikachu in my network of “Pika-Power.”” Chris said. “If your Pikachu fails to cooperate, I will force-evolve it into a Raichu!” he finished, describing Pikachu’s terrible, terrible fate, I mean, Ash’s Pikachu evolving? We can’t have that can we!
Steve walked out of the back room pulling up his zipper. “Alright guys, our work here is done.” Chris said.
“Wait just a minute.” Jake said. “Give me back my Pokemon now!” he demanded.
“What do you think Chris?” asked Meowth. “Should we give him back his Pokemon?”
“You know what? Sure.” Chris responded. “I think he’s learned his lesson.” he said with a grin.
“What about Pikablu?” Meowth asked.
“Oh no, not Pikablu! I’ve got special plans for that one!” Chris answered.
Chris, Steve & Bob and Meowth walked outside and got into their car. “I’ll stop them!” Jake said, rushing into the back room to find Officer Jenny, who was still putting her skirt on. “Officer Jenny, is it alright if I borrow your bike?” he asked.
“Oh, sure.” Officer Jenny casually said, not at all fazed by a young boy asking to borrow a Police Officer’s motorcycle. Jake ran into the lobby, where Ash was still crying a river, as usual do NOTHING about his problems.
“Come Ash, we’re going to follow them and get our Pokemon back.” Jake said.
Jake and Ash climbed into the motorbike, with Jake in the driver’s side and Ash in the sidecar. “Let’s follow them!” Jake said, starting up the bike and chasing down Chris, Steve & Bob, who hadn’t gotten too far away..............
With every adventure our heroes take
Things get crazier and crazier
Who are these Pokemon Killers?
Why has the Pokemon world allowed such things?
Psychos, Murderers, Assassins, Leggy & Datin, the list goes on.
Soon, everything will fall into place.
A grand battle between good & evil is about to commence.
This fanfic is officially 70% completed.
Friday, March 2, 2012
Chapter 74: The Wild Gym
*Flap Flap Flap*
Jake was riding on a Pidgey’s legs, as it was Flying him to the island that contained the next Gym in the Southern Islands League. Jake had landed on “Crowned Vulpix Island.”
“Alright Pidgey, I have no use for you! Begone! Begone!” said Jake, shooing away the Pidgey apparently just using it as an HM Whore. “Alright! Where is the gym! Oh, there it is!” Jake said, noticing the strange, inconspicuous jungle literally in the middle of the town. Jake walked into the front entrance of the small jungle contained in the building. “Hello!? I’m here to battle the Gym Leader!” Jake said.
“Awwwwww-AAAAAA-awwwww-AAAAA-awww-aaawwwwwww!” Roared the sounds of a gigantic, muscular man swinging on a vine.
“Whoa!” said Jake, as the big man swung down to him.
“Ah! You seek Gym Leader? Me Gym Leader!” said the Gym Leader.
“You are the Gym Leader?” Jake asked.
“Me am! Me Tarzan!” said Tarzan.
“You? You are Tarzan?” Jake said. “The next Gym Leader is Tarzan?” Jake asked. “Hah, whatever.”
“Now lets start our Pokemon Battle! This one will be a 4x4!” Tarzan said.
“Wow, I’ll have to use all my Pokemon!” Jake said.
“Okay then! Lets start! *Whistle*” Tarzan whistled.
“MOOOOOO!” Mooed a Tauros that stampeded into the battlefield.
“Okay. I choose you, Porygon!” Jake said, throwing a Poke Ball.
“Poooorr-ygon!” Porygon said with its cry.
“Okay Porygon, Sharpen!” Jake commanded, and Porygon sharpened its edges.
“Tauros, use Body Slam!” Tarzan commanded.
“Moooo!” said Tauros, leaping into the air aiming to land on Porygon.
“Dang, that thing’ll be heavy!” Jake said to himself. “Porygon, use Conversion! Try to blend in with the scenery.”
“Pooooooooorr.” Porygon said, converting into wood and grass texture.
*Slam!*
Tauros missed the target, and smashed its heavy body into the ground.
“Alright Porygon!” Jake said. “Now use Ice Beam!” he commanded.
“Porygon!” Porygon said, firing its blue beam from its nose.
“MoooOoOoOoO!” Tauros moaned as it was freezing into a block of ice.
“No! Me Tauros fainted!” Tarzan said. “Ugh, return!” he said, recalling Tauros into a Poke Ball.
“What’s next?” Jake said.
“*Whistle*” Tarzan whistled.
*Rustle Rustle*
“Venomoth! Venomoth!” said the Venomoth that emerged from the bushes.
“A Bug, huh?” Jake said, taking out a Poke Ball. “I choose you, Pikablu!”
“Piiiii-ka!” said Pikablu, stretching its body, ready for another battle.
“Alright, lets see where this goes!” Jake said.
“Venomoth, use Psybeam!” Tarzan commanded.
“Venom!” Venomoth said, and it fired a colored beam to Pikablu.
“Hah! Use Ice Beam on the Ground!” Jake commanded to Pikablu.
“Pikablu!” Pikablu said, firing an ice ray onto the ground, boosting it up into the trees. “Pika!”
“Alright Pikablu!” Jake commended.
“Oh no! Venomoth can’t attack up!” Tarzan said.
“Okay Pikablu, time to use Torpedo!” Jake commanded the finishing move.
“Piiiiiiiiiii.” Pikablu said, charging its body with a mix between blue and yellow electricity. “BLU!” Pikablu said, as it fired its body like an electric Torpedo into Venomoth.
“Venomoth!” said Venomoth, struck by the electric Torpedo, and crashed onto the ground, fainted.
“Awww!” said Tarzan. Two down, two to go.
“Alright Tarzan! This gym has been easy. What else you got to offer?” Jake said.
“Kangashkhan, lets go!” Tarzan commanded, and a Kangashkhan appeared.
“Kaaaaa-angaskhan!” Kangashkhan said.
“Oh yipes!” Jake said. “All that’s left are the bugs... Go Beedrill!” Jake said, throwing a Poke Ball.
“Beeeee!” said Beedrill.
“Alright Kangashkhan, use Dizzy Punch!” Tarzan said.
“Kanga!” said Kangashkhan, as she wound her arm up, and punched at Beedrill.
“Dodge!” Jake commanded, and Beedrill successfully dodged. “Now use Toxic!” he commanded.
“Beeedrill!” said Beedrill, and its stingers turned purple and juk’d at Kangashkhan.
“Kaaan-ga!” said Kangashkhan, and she fell onto the ground. Beedrill had poisoned her in the heart.
“Oh man!” said Tarzan.
“Oh man is right! I just want to hurry up and finish this story!” Jake said, breaking the fourth wall.
“Go Pinsir!” Tarzan said, commanding his final Pokemon.
“Let’s go Scyther!” Jake said.
“Scccyyyyyther!” Scyther said.
“Alright Scyther, lets battle!” Jake said.
“Scy!” Scyther said, agreeing.
“Pinsir, use Gill-o-tine!” Tarzan commanded, and Pinsir shot to Scyther and attempted to grab him and use Gill-o-tine.
“Scyther!” Scyther said, flying overhead and fluttering over Pinsir, who could not fly.
“Scyther! Use Super Slash!” Jake commanded.
“Scyther!” Scyther said, and it slashed Pinsir straight in the gut. Pinsir then ran into the woods bleeding.
“I... I don’t believe it!” Tarzan said. “My Wild Pokemon lost!”
“Damn this gym was boring!” Jake said. “Time for a real adventure!” he said, foreshadowing.
“Ugh. I will have to give you this. The Rampage Badge.” Tarzan said, giving Jake a 3rd Badge.
“Alright! I got the Rampage Badge!” Jake said, holding his new badge in glory.
Jake then went straight into the Pokemon Center...
Jake was riding on a Pidgey’s legs, as it was Flying him to the island that contained the next Gym in the Southern Islands League. Jake had landed on “Crowned Vulpix Island.”
“Alright Pidgey, I have no use for you! Begone! Begone!” said Jake, shooing away the Pidgey apparently just using it as an HM Whore. “Alright! Where is the gym! Oh, there it is!” Jake said, noticing the strange, inconspicuous jungle literally in the middle of the town. Jake walked into the front entrance of the small jungle contained in the building. “Hello!? I’m here to battle the Gym Leader!” Jake said.
“Awwwwww-AAAAAA-awwwww-AAAAA-awww-aaawwwwwww!” Roared the sounds of a gigantic, muscular man swinging on a vine.
“Whoa!” said Jake, as the big man swung down to him.
“Ah! You seek Gym Leader? Me Gym Leader!” said the Gym Leader.
“You are the Gym Leader?” Jake asked.
“Me am! Me Tarzan!” said Tarzan.
“You? You are Tarzan?” Jake said. “The next Gym Leader is Tarzan?” Jake asked. “Hah, whatever.”
“Now lets start our Pokemon Battle! This one will be a 4x4!” Tarzan said.
“Wow, I’ll have to use all my Pokemon!” Jake said.
“Okay then! Lets start! *Whistle*” Tarzan whistled.
“MOOOOOO!” Mooed a Tauros that stampeded into the battlefield.
“Okay. I choose you, Porygon!” Jake said, throwing a Poke Ball.
“Poooorr-ygon!” Porygon said with its cry.
“Okay Porygon, Sharpen!” Jake commanded, and Porygon sharpened its edges.
“Tauros, use Body Slam!” Tarzan commanded.
“Moooo!” said Tauros, leaping into the air aiming to land on Porygon.
“Dang, that thing’ll be heavy!” Jake said to himself. “Porygon, use Conversion! Try to blend in with the scenery.”
“Pooooooooorr.” Porygon said, converting into wood and grass texture.
*Slam!*
Tauros missed the target, and smashed its heavy body into the ground.
“Alright Porygon!” Jake said. “Now use Ice Beam!” he commanded.
“Porygon!” Porygon said, firing its blue beam from its nose.
“MoooOoOoOoO!” Tauros moaned as it was freezing into a block of ice.
“No! Me Tauros fainted!” Tarzan said. “Ugh, return!” he said, recalling Tauros into a Poke Ball.
“What’s next?” Jake said.
“*Whistle*” Tarzan whistled.
*Rustle Rustle*
“Venomoth! Venomoth!” said the Venomoth that emerged from the bushes.
“A Bug, huh?” Jake said, taking out a Poke Ball. “I choose you, Pikablu!”
“Piiiii-ka!” said Pikablu, stretching its body, ready for another battle.
“Alright, lets see where this goes!” Jake said.
“Venomoth, use Psybeam!” Tarzan commanded.
“Venom!” Venomoth said, and it fired a colored beam to Pikablu.
“Hah! Use Ice Beam on the Ground!” Jake commanded to Pikablu.
“Pikablu!” Pikablu said, firing an ice ray onto the ground, boosting it up into the trees. “Pika!”
“Alright Pikablu!” Jake commended.
“Oh no! Venomoth can’t attack up!” Tarzan said.
“Okay Pikablu, time to use Torpedo!” Jake commanded the finishing move.
“Piiiiiiiiiii.” Pikablu said, charging its body with a mix between blue and yellow electricity. “BLU!” Pikablu said, as it fired its body like an electric Torpedo into Venomoth.
“Venomoth!” said Venomoth, struck by the electric Torpedo, and crashed onto the ground, fainted.
“Awww!” said Tarzan. Two down, two to go.
“Alright Tarzan! This gym has been easy. What else you got to offer?” Jake said.
“Kangashkhan, lets go!” Tarzan commanded, and a Kangashkhan appeared.
“Kaaaaa-angaskhan!” Kangashkhan said.
“Oh yipes!” Jake said. “All that’s left are the bugs... Go Beedrill!” Jake said, throwing a Poke Ball.
“Beeeee!” said Beedrill.
“Alright Kangashkhan, use Dizzy Punch!” Tarzan said.
“Kanga!” said Kangashkhan, as she wound her arm up, and punched at Beedrill.
“Dodge!” Jake commanded, and Beedrill successfully dodged. “Now use Toxic!” he commanded.
“Beeedrill!” said Beedrill, and its stingers turned purple and juk’d at Kangashkhan.
“Kaaan-ga!” said Kangashkhan, and she fell onto the ground. Beedrill had poisoned her in the heart.
“Oh man!” said Tarzan.
“Oh man is right! I just want to hurry up and finish this story!” Jake said, breaking the fourth wall.
“Go Pinsir!” Tarzan said, commanding his final Pokemon.
“Let’s go Scyther!” Jake said.
“Scccyyyyyther!” Scyther said.
“Alright Scyther, lets battle!” Jake said.
“Scy!” Scyther said, agreeing.
“Pinsir, use Gill-o-tine!” Tarzan commanded, and Pinsir shot to Scyther and attempted to grab him and use Gill-o-tine.
“Scyther!” Scyther said, flying overhead and fluttering over Pinsir, who could not fly.
“Scyther! Use Super Slash!” Jake commanded.
“Scyther!” Scyther said, and it slashed Pinsir straight in the gut. Pinsir then ran into the woods bleeding.
“I... I don’t believe it!” Tarzan said. “My Wild Pokemon lost!”
“Damn this gym was boring!” Jake said. “Time for a real adventure!” he said, foreshadowing.
“Ugh. I will have to give you this. The Rampage Badge.” Tarzan said, giving Jake a 3rd Badge.
“Alright! I got the Rampage Badge!” Jake said, holding his new badge in glory.
Jake then went straight into the Pokemon Center...
Chapter 73: Connecting the Dots of Secrets
Matthew sat on the benches at the Ferry Dock of Star City. He had made arrangements with his friend Brian to meet him in the Southern Islands to explore Lubbers Island together. The time was 10:55AM, and a ferry boat arrived to drop Brian off. Brian climbed up the dock steps off the boat. “It was a pleasure carrying you!” said one of the ferry operators who was a man with blue hair.
“Please travel with us again!” said the other operator, who was a woman with long, red hair.
“No problem guys! Was so nice to see you!” said Brian, waving back. “Hey Matthew!”
“Good to see you Brian. Boy things got crazy when you left me on Cinnabar Island. Blaine, the Gym Leader, KIDNAPPED me for starters! But anyway, we got matters to attend to.” Matthew said to Brian.
“I look forward to exploring this island with you.” Brian said. “Hey, did you know Jessie & James now work as Ferry operators? But in an alternate universe, they still pursue a Pikachu that was mediocre all along.”
*Ba-dum TCCH*
“So anyway, what’s this about this Lubbers Island?” Brian asked. “And why is it named after an alternative name for condom?”
“I don’t know. Professor Sashkatch told me the Yahoe was from the Island of Lubbers, yet the people here don’t call it that. And it’s apparently a broken island.” Matthew said.
“How are we going to get there?” Brian asked.
“I got a charter lined up...” Matthew said.
Matthew and Brian took the charter boat to Lubbers Island.
Matthew and Brian were dropped off at the dock of the beach bar “Cracker’s.” “Lets not even stop.” said Matthew. “I just want to explore the island and search for clues on the Yahoe.”
“Okay.” said Brian, and he and Matthew walked down the path into a jungle.
“Ooooh oooooh oooooh ooooooh, Aaaaaah aaaaaah aaaaaaah aaaaaaaah!” said stock jungle noises, as two people, a man and a woman, walked through the jungle.
“Hurry my sister, we gotta get to the airport!” said the brother.
“Airport? We’re in a jungle!” said the sister, and the two walked further into the bushes.
Matthew and Brian walked through the jungle, eventually reaching a long hill. “Well, the island is pretty small.” said Matthew. “We’ll have this place covered in about 3 hours or so.”
“Hey, Matthew.” said Brian, pointing to something. “What is that?”
“What?” said Matthew, and the two observed a cave in the bushed.
“Wow.” said Brian.
“We should explore it.” said Matthew, leading him and Brian in.
“Wow, it got dark in here!” Brian said. “Go Pikachu!” he said, tossing a Poke Ball.
“Pikachu!” said Brian’s Pikachu.
“Pikachu, use Flash.” Brian commanded, and Pikachu started to glow light.
“Cree cree cree!” said some noises, as a bunch of bats started flying away into a deeper chamber.
“Whoa! Were those Zubats?” Matthew said.
“I don’t know, lets check!” Brian responded. Brian and Matthew ran down the chamber and around the corner to witness 8 Bats fly slowly onto the ground and fluttered around it...
*POOF!*
*POOF!*
*POOF!*
*POOF!*
*POOF!*
*POOF!*
*POOF!*
*POOF!*
“Vam-praaaaa! Vam-PRAAAAA!” said the 8 new figures that apparently transformed from the Bats.
“What the fuck?” said Matthew.
“What are they? Are they Pokemon??” Brian said, as he took out his Pokedex...
Vampra
Human/Dark
Vampra has the power to suck all of the blood from its target, killing them, and turning them into vampires.
The Vampra were medium sized, had whitish skin, sharp teeth and red eyes. They all wore a cape and their skin was definitely not glittery. “Vam-praaaa!!” said one of the Vampra, as it crept closer to Matthew & Brian, taking out a pointy straw ready to suck blood.
“Oh my God!” said Matthew. “Lets go, Golem!” he said in desperation, taking out a Poke Ball and tossing it.
“Goolem!” said the Golem, revealing that Matthew has one.
“We will need more help than this.” said Brian. “Go Pinsir and Machoke!”
“Pinsir!” said Pinsir.
Maaaa-choke!” said Brian’s never before seen Pokemon.
“Alright, they’re all sturdy, it’ll be hard for the Vampra to suck on them!” said Matthew.
“Fight!” Brian commanded.
The three real Pokemon had defeated all but two Vampra.
*Poof*
*Poof*
The two Vampra’s transformed into their Bat mode and flew away.
“Sheesh, they gave up!” said Matthew, recalling his Golem.
“Return Pinsir and Machoke.” Brian said, recalling his Pinsir and Machoke.
“The Pokedex called them “Human-Type” Pokemon.” Matthew said. “I’ve, never heard of them!”
“Me neither.” Brian responded. “Not even Professor Sashkatch has told me about them. The Pokemon world has gone freaking crazy!” he commented.
“Hey, I see light at the end of that tunnel!” Matthew pointed out.
“Oh, awesome! Let’s see what’s on the other side!” Brain said.
Matthew and Brian walked down the shaft into outside the cave exit.
“Please travel with us again!” said the other operator, who was a woman with long, red hair.
“No problem guys! Was so nice to see you!” said Brian, waving back. “Hey Matthew!”
“Good to see you Brian. Boy things got crazy when you left me on Cinnabar Island. Blaine, the Gym Leader, KIDNAPPED me for starters! But anyway, we got matters to attend to.” Matthew said to Brian.
“I look forward to exploring this island with you.” Brian said. “Hey, did you know Jessie & James now work as Ferry operators? But in an alternate universe, they still pursue a Pikachu that was mediocre all along.”
*Ba-dum TCCH*
“So anyway, what’s this about this Lubbers Island?” Brian asked. “And why is it named after an alternative name for condom?”
“I don’t know. Professor Sashkatch told me the Yahoe was from the Island of Lubbers, yet the people here don’t call it that. And it’s apparently a broken island.” Matthew said.
“How are we going to get there?” Brian asked.
“I got a charter lined up...” Matthew said.
Matthew and Brian took the charter boat to Lubbers Island.
Matthew and Brian were dropped off at the dock of the beach bar “Cracker’s.” “Lets not even stop.” said Matthew. “I just want to explore the island and search for clues on the Yahoe.”
“Okay.” said Brian, and he and Matthew walked down the path into a jungle.
“Ooooh oooooh oooooh ooooooh, Aaaaaah aaaaaah aaaaaaah aaaaaaaah!” said stock jungle noises, as two people, a man and a woman, walked through the jungle.
“Hurry my sister, we gotta get to the airport!” said the brother.
“Airport? We’re in a jungle!” said the sister, and the two walked further into the bushes.
Matthew and Brian walked through the jungle, eventually reaching a long hill. “Well, the island is pretty small.” said Matthew. “We’ll have this place covered in about 3 hours or so.”
“Hey, Matthew.” said Brian, pointing to something. “What is that?”
“What?” said Matthew, and the two observed a cave in the bushed.
“Wow.” said Brian.
“We should explore it.” said Matthew, leading him and Brian in.
“Wow, it got dark in here!” Brian said. “Go Pikachu!” he said, tossing a Poke Ball.
“Pikachu!” said Brian’s Pikachu.
“Pikachu, use Flash.” Brian commanded, and Pikachu started to glow light.
“Cree cree cree!” said some noises, as a bunch of bats started flying away into a deeper chamber.
“Whoa! Were those Zubats?” Matthew said.
“I don’t know, lets check!” Brian responded. Brian and Matthew ran down the chamber and around the corner to witness 8 Bats fly slowly onto the ground and fluttered around it...
*POOF!*
*POOF!*
*POOF!*
*POOF!*
*POOF!*
*POOF!*
*POOF!*
*POOF!*
“Vam-praaaaa! Vam-PRAAAAA!” said the 8 new figures that apparently transformed from the Bats.
“What the fuck?” said Matthew.
“What are they? Are they Pokemon??” Brian said, as he took out his Pokedex...
Vampra
Human/Dark
Vampra has the power to suck all of the blood from its target, killing them, and turning them into vampires.
The Vampra were medium sized, had whitish skin, sharp teeth and red eyes. They all wore a cape and their skin was definitely not glittery. “Vam-praaaa!!” said one of the Vampra, as it crept closer to Matthew & Brian, taking out a pointy straw ready to suck blood.
“Oh my God!” said Matthew. “Lets go, Golem!” he said in desperation, taking out a Poke Ball and tossing it.
“Goolem!” said the Golem, revealing that Matthew has one.
“We will need more help than this.” said Brian. “Go Pinsir and Machoke!”
“Pinsir!” said Pinsir.
Maaaa-choke!” said Brian’s never before seen Pokemon.
“Alright, they’re all sturdy, it’ll be hard for the Vampra to suck on them!” said Matthew.
“Fight!” Brian commanded.
The three real Pokemon had defeated all but two Vampra.
*Poof*
*Poof*
The two Vampra’s transformed into their Bat mode and flew away.
“Sheesh, they gave up!” said Matthew, recalling his Golem.
“Return Pinsir and Machoke.” Brian said, recalling his Pinsir and Machoke.
“The Pokedex called them “Human-Type” Pokemon.” Matthew said. “I’ve, never heard of them!”
“Me neither.” Brian responded. “Not even Professor Sashkatch has told me about them. The Pokemon world has gone freaking crazy!” he commented.
“Hey, I see light at the end of that tunnel!” Matthew pointed out.
“Oh, awesome! Let’s see what’s on the other side!” Brain said.
Matthew and Brian walked down the shaft into outside the cave exit.
Happy March everyone!
February 29th, I thought beware the Ides of March. I've already made $25 bellhop tip in two days, and I served an event last night, God, I love my job!
Anyway, two new chapters. Enjoy.
Anyway, two new chapters. Enjoy.
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