I've finally chosen an official title for this fan fic: Pokemon: The Theme of Secrets. "A Kanto Retelling" was meant to be a placeholder title until I could think of a good name. As you can probably tell, I've been winging it a lot in these crazy stories that shouldn't take place in the Pokemon World but are. I really wouldn't be surprised if anyone believes I am crazy because of the things I have come up with. I've always been that way you know, my moniker was "Random Ryan" at one point. Ever since I was a child I thought of crazy stories, but in reality I'm a very upstanding citizen.
But yeah, The Theme of Secrets. Secrets did play a big role in this damn D&D-like game we were playing, especially when a lot was going on behind the scenes by another player. The whole shit with Jason actually went too far and the game was cancelled. Thus, I need to finish it and get the story out of my head once and for all, with MY own climax ;)
In other news, I am aiming (and hoping) I will have this entire story completed by Chapter 150. I had scenarios of Jake traveling through Johto, but I trashed em because it would have been more Gym Battles (God, I hate writing those!!) and no actual story development. But Jake's got one more big arc before the Grand Finale, oh yesir!
May I wish you all a blessed and safe Christmas!!
Saturday, December 24, 2011
Wednesday, December 21, 2011
Chapter 70: The Theme of Secrets
“Okay, I almost got it!” Psycho said to John, while picking the lock to John’s handcuffs. “There!”
“Great, we gotta figure out where we are.” said John. He and Psycho stood up and inspected the area. They were definitely airborne, and they appeared to be in a room filled with boxes.
“Hey, I see the door!” said Psycho. “Let’s try open it.”
John and Psycho walked up to the door and rattled the knob, it was locked, and seemed to be dark on the other side.
“Great, and Yahoe isn’t here.” said Psycho.
“What could Yahoe do?” asked John.
“Yahoe has the power to Make a Key for any door.” Psycho answered.
“Yahoe! Yahoe!” said a familiar voice, for it was indeed Yahoe in all his DEM Glory.
“Yahoe! Are you on the other side?” Psycho asked.
“Yahoe!” answered Yahoe, and the little green bird-thing crawled through under the door. “Yahoe!”
“Alright Yahoe, can you Make a Key for this door?” Psycho asked.
“Yahoe! Hoe! Hoe!” said Yahoe, and a yellow key appeared in its mouth.
“Great!” said Psycho, and he opened the unlocked door...
“Wow! It’s really dark!” said John, pulling out one of his Poke Ball’s. “Charmeleon, let’s go!” he said, tossing it.
“Meleon!” said Charmeleon.
“Okay Charmeleon, use your tail to guide the way.” John commanded.
“Meleon!” said Charmeleon, and it led the way.
On the other side of the massive airship John & Psycho were on, was the Bridge.
“It appears our little prisoners have broken out.” said a female voice.
“That’s bad. They can’t know our secrets.” said the Hooded Man sitting on the Captain’s Chair. Sitting on a sidekick chair right next to the Hooded Man, appeared to be Mewtwo, the Legendary Clone of Mew. “Summon, the Ninjas!” the Hooded Man commanded.
John & Psycho and John’s Charmeleon were now in a lit hallway. “Dang, I wish there was a window here, I want to see how big this ship is!” said John.
“I’d like to know if this has anything to do with what we saw.” said Psycho. “You know, about seeing the Gym Leader Lt. Surge conspiring with a guy in a hood?”
“Oh wow! I just remembered that.” said John.
“Ninja! Ninja! Ninja!” said a new voice that fell in from above. There were Ten identical figures, and each resembled a tan-skinned Bart Simpson wearing a Karate Gi.
“Oh crap! They’re Human-Type Pokemon!” said Psycho.
“They are?” asked John.
Ninja
Human/Fighting
Ninja possess powerful fighting skills, but can also somehow create random objects out of things.
“We’re in for a battle John! Prepare yourself!
John & Psycho
VS
The Ninjas!
“Hah! I’ll topple you guys with speed!” said Psycho, and he transformed his body into that of a Dugtrio possessing Scyther Blades on its heads. “Take on me now!” Psycho said, opposing five Ninjas.
“I choose you! Slowpoke!” said John, tossing his Poke Ball and releasing Slowpoke to battle five other Ninjas.
“Slowpoke!” said Slowpoke.
“Slowpoke, try use Confusion!” John commanded.
“Slowpoke!” *WAWAWAWA*
“Ninja!” said one of the Ninjas, weakened by the Psychic Power.
“Try this!” said Psycho, and it dug quickly through the ground and sliced up his five Ninjas with quick speed. They did not stand a chance. Psycho transformed into his normal body. “Wow, to think the Ninja have become so weak.” Psycho said.
“Alright Slowpoke, lets finish this.” John said. “Slowpoke, Turn them into a Clown!” John commanded.
“Sloooooooooooo...” said Slowpoke.
“Ninja? Ninja?” said the Ninja. “NAH! NAH! NAH! NAH NAH NAH NAH NAH NAH!” The Ninjas had abruptly and quickly transformed into clowns.
“Whoa! How did you do that?” asked Psycho.
“I taught Slowpoke this move before we got to Saffron City.” John answered. “I only have about 20 Random TM’s left. I better conserve them.” The Clown-Ninja’s danced away into the airship, and eventually the spell wore off and they fell asleep.
*Tong, Tong*
“Hey, what’s this?” Psycho said, spotting something on the floor. “Hey! A door!” Psycho said, pulling open a door in the floor. A strange feeling emitted from the darkness.
“Wow! We found a Secret!” said John. “We gotta check this out!”
“I’m with you!” said Psycho, transforming his finger into a flashlight and they both climbed into the secret tunnel.
“No report from the Ninjas? Impossible!” said the voice of the Captain.
“Five of them were found fainted, and the other five were found fast asleep!” said the female voice. “The intruders have discovered a Secret as well.”
“What? WHAT?” asked the Hooded Man. “I cannot allow anyone to learn my secrets...” he said, as he stood up out of his chair and walked out the bridge.
“Great, we gotta figure out where we are.” said John. He and Psycho stood up and inspected the area. They were definitely airborne, and they appeared to be in a room filled with boxes.
“Hey, I see the door!” said Psycho. “Let’s try open it.”
John and Psycho walked up to the door and rattled the knob, it was locked, and seemed to be dark on the other side.
“Great, and Yahoe isn’t here.” said Psycho.
“What could Yahoe do?” asked John.
“Yahoe has the power to Make a Key for any door.” Psycho answered.
“Yahoe! Yahoe!” said a familiar voice, for it was indeed Yahoe in all his DEM Glory.
“Yahoe! Are you on the other side?” Psycho asked.
“Yahoe!” answered Yahoe, and the little green bird-thing crawled through under the door. “Yahoe!”
“Alright Yahoe, can you Make a Key for this door?” Psycho asked.
“Yahoe! Hoe! Hoe!” said Yahoe, and a yellow key appeared in its mouth.
“Great!” said Psycho, and he opened the unlocked door...
“Wow! It’s really dark!” said John, pulling out one of his Poke Ball’s. “Charmeleon, let’s go!” he said, tossing it.
“Meleon!” said Charmeleon.
“Okay Charmeleon, use your tail to guide the way.” John commanded.
“Meleon!” said Charmeleon, and it led the way.
On the other side of the massive airship John & Psycho were on, was the Bridge.
“It appears our little prisoners have broken out.” said a female voice.
“That’s bad. They can’t know our secrets.” said the Hooded Man sitting on the Captain’s Chair. Sitting on a sidekick chair right next to the Hooded Man, appeared to be Mewtwo, the Legendary Clone of Mew. “Summon, the Ninjas!” the Hooded Man commanded.
John & Psycho and John’s Charmeleon were now in a lit hallway. “Dang, I wish there was a window here, I want to see how big this ship is!” said John.
“I’d like to know if this has anything to do with what we saw.” said Psycho. “You know, about seeing the Gym Leader Lt. Surge conspiring with a guy in a hood?”
“Oh wow! I just remembered that.” said John.
“Ninja! Ninja! Ninja!” said a new voice that fell in from above. There were Ten identical figures, and each resembled a tan-skinned Bart Simpson wearing a Karate Gi.
“Oh crap! They’re Human-Type Pokemon!” said Psycho.
“They are?” asked John.
Ninja
Human/Fighting
Ninja possess powerful fighting skills, but can also somehow create random objects out of things.
“We’re in for a battle John! Prepare yourself!
John & Psycho
VS
The Ninjas!
“Hah! I’ll topple you guys with speed!” said Psycho, and he transformed his body into that of a Dugtrio possessing Scyther Blades on its heads. “Take on me now!” Psycho said, opposing five Ninjas.
“I choose you! Slowpoke!” said John, tossing his Poke Ball and releasing Slowpoke to battle five other Ninjas.
“Slowpoke!” said Slowpoke.
“Slowpoke, try use Confusion!” John commanded.
“Slowpoke!” *WAWAWAWA*
“Ninja!” said one of the Ninjas, weakened by the Psychic Power.
“Try this!” said Psycho, and it dug quickly through the ground and sliced up his five Ninjas with quick speed. They did not stand a chance. Psycho transformed into his normal body. “Wow, to think the Ninja have become so weak.” Psycho said.
“Alright Slowpoke, lets finish this.” John said. “Slowpoke, Turn them into a Clown!” John commanded.
“Sloooooooooooo...” said Slowpoke.
“Ninja? Ninja?” said the Ninja. “NAH! NAH! NAH! NAH NAH NAH NAH NAH NAH!” The Ninjas had abruptly and quickly transformed into clowns.
“Whoa! How did you do that?” asked Psycho.
“I taught Slowpoke this move before we got to Saffron City.” John answered. “I only have about 20 Random TM’s left. I better conserve them.” The Clown-Ninja’s danced away into the airship, and eventually the spell wore off and they fell asleep.
*Tong, Tong*
“Hey, what’s this?” Psycho said, spotting something on the floor. “Hey! A door!” Psycho said, pulling open a door in the floor. A strange feeling emitted from the darkness.
“Wow! We found a Secret!” said John. “We gotta check this out!”
“I’m with you!” said Psycho, transforming his finger into a flashlight and they both climbed into the secret tunnel.
“No report from the Ninjas? Impossible!” said the voice of the Captain.
“Five of them were found fainted, and the other five were found fast asleep!” said the female voice. “The intruders have discovered a Secret as well.”
“What? WHAT?” asked the Hooded Man. “I cannot allow anyone to learn my secrets...” he said, as he stood up out of his chair and walked out the bridge.
Tuesday, December 20, 2011
Chapter 69: Insert Pointless New Character
In a middle class neighborhood in Pallet Town lived a boy who had just turned 10 and will leave his home to become a Pokemon Trainer. His name was Jamie. He was rash and headstrong and loved getting himself into trouble if it means adventure. “MOM! MOM!” he shouted.
“Yes dear?” answered Jamie’s mom entering his room. “What time are you leaving to go to Professor Oaks Lab?” she asked to his son, who was still in his pajamas.
“When I feel like it will I shower and dress!” Jamie responded. “I called you because I just wanted to say goodbye again.”
“Oh, okay dear!” said his mom. “I hope you enjoy your time as a Pokemon Trainer!”
Jamie was walking down the street to Professor Oaks Lab. He was really looking forward to picking a Starter Pokemon. He walked up the stairs, rang the doorbell, and Professor Oak answered.
“Ah, yes! You must be Jamie.” started Professor Oak. “Come with me.” Jamie then followed the Professor inside.
“Luckily, I have a full selection of Kanto starters this time.” Professor Oak said, showing Jamie the three Poke Balls.
“Very good! I’ve already decided I want to go with Bulbasaur!” Jamie said, picking up Bulbasaur’s Poke Ball. “Lets go!” he said, releasing it.
“Bulba SAUR!” said Bulbasaur with its stupid raspy voice.
“Thanks Professor!” Jamie said, and walked out the door.
“Now, before I leave Pallet Town, I better look around to make sure there aren’t any secrets here.” Jamie said, looking around with his eyes, seeming to believe there are secrets in Pallet Town. Jamie’s eyes caught sight of a spooky, Three-story house on the top of a hill across the street from Professor Oak’s house. It was glum and had no paint on it. “Whoa! I should check this place out!” Jamie said, not thinking things fully through. Jamie walked across the street, climbed up the hill, and opened the door of the scary house.
“Hellloooooo?” Jamie said, opening the door of the house. It was dark and Jamie heard the scritches of vermin escaping from light. “Are there any secrets heeeeeeeerrrrrreeeee?” his voice echoed down the hallways of the abandoned manor. Jamie walked into the front room “I really have to explore this place, maybe we’ll-” *SLAM* The front door slammed shut and Jamie stood in a dark room. “OH NO!” Jamie said, for he did not have a flashlight.
“Muahahahahahaha!” said a very scary laugh. In front of Jamie was a lit-up scary face of a ghost.
“AAAAAHHHHH!” Jamie screamed, and he blindly ran through the house hoping to escape the ghost.
“Oh man! Where am I?” Jamie said. He had no flashlight and was blindly walking around the dark house. “I was so foolish & naive for thinking there would be any secrets in here. I’m trapped and have no way to get out!” Just then, Jamie spotted hope! He walked into a room with a window, and daylight was pouring into it! “OH! I’M SAVED!” Jamie screamed, for his was afraid of his life. Jamie walked up to the window and looked out and saw he was on the third floor of the house. “HELP ME!” Jamie shouted. “HELP ME!!!”
“Eh? Jamie? What are you doing up there?” Professor Oak asked, for he was standing on the porch of his house.
“Oh! Professor Oak! I need your help!” Jamie said. “Do you have any Pokemon that could Fly?” Jamie asked to Professor Oak.
“Hmmm, well... I’m not sure...” Professor Oak said.
“Oh come on. You’re Professor Oak!” Jamie said. “You HAVE to have a Pokemon that can Fly up and get me!”
“Hmmm, well... Ah! I have this!” Professor Oak said, throwing a Poke Ball out of his coat and releasing the Pokemon in it.
“Cle-FAble!” said the Clefable, who had wings that enabled it to Fly.
“Ah.. No Professor, a BIRD!” Jamie responded. “Something that can actually CARRY me!”
“I have a lot of Pokemon, I can’t keep track of if I have a Flying Type or not, but I’ll go into my Lab and look.” Professor Oak said.
“NNNNNNGH!” Jamie said, his patience was gone. “Never mind, Never Mind! I’ll just JUMP down!” Jamie said, choosing not to go back into the dark house but instead choosing to jump from a third story window.
“Uh... Jamie...” said Professor Oak. “I don’t think that’s a good idea at all...”
“Well your of no help!” Jamie responded to Professor Oak. Jamie then climbed onto the window, ready to jump off. Jamie then fell unceremoniously off the third story floor. Professor Oak stood there observing. His jaw was dropped agape and he was filled with sorrow witnessing a 10-year old child falling out a third-story window.
*THUMP*
“Yes dear?” answered Jamie’s mom entering his room. “What time are you leaving to go to Professor Oaks Lab?” she asked to his son, who was still in his pajamas.
“When I feel like it will I shower and dress!” Jamie responded. “I called you because I just wanted to say goodbye again.”
“Oh, okay dear!” said his mom. “I hope you enjoy your time as a Pokemon Trainer!”
Jamie was walking down the street to Professor Oaks Lab. He was really looking forward to picking a Starter Pokemon. He walked up the stairs, rang the doorbell, and Professor Oak answered.
“Ah, yes! You must be Jamie.” started Professor Oak. “Come with me.” Jamie then followed the Professor inside.
“Luckily, I have a full selection of Kanto starters this time.” Professor Oak said, showing Jamie the three Poke Balls.
“Very good! I’ve already decided I want to go with Bulbasaur!” Jamie said, picking up Bulbasaur’s Poke Ball. “Lets go!” he said, releasing it.
“Bulba SAUR!” said Bulbasaur with its stupid raspy voice.
“Thanks Professor!” Jamie said, and walked out the door.
“Now, before I leave Pallet Town, I better look around to make sure there aren’t any secrets here.” Jamie said, looking around with his eyes, seeming to believe there are secrets in Pallet Town. Jamie’s eyes caught sight of a spooky, Three-story house on the top of a hill across the street from Professor Oak’s house. It was glum and had no paint on it. “Whoa! I should check this place out!” Jamie said, not thinking things fully through. Jamie walked across the street, climbed up the hill, and opened the door of the scary house.
“Hellloooooo?” Jamie said, opening the door of the house. It was dark and Jamie heard the scritches of vermin escaping from light. “Are there any secrets heeeeeeeerrrrrreeeee?” his voice echoed down the hallways of the abandoned manor. Jamie walked into the front room “I really have to explore this place, maybe we’ll-” *SLAM* The front door slammed shut and Jamie stood in a dark room. “OH NO!” Jamie said, for he did not have a flashlight.
“Muahahahahahaha!” said a very scary laugh. In front of Jamie was a lit-up scary face of a ghost.
“AAAAAHHHHH!” Jamie screamed, and he blindly ran through the house hoping to escape the ghost.
“Oh man! Where am I?” Jamie said. He had no flashlight and was blindly walking around the dark house. “I was so foolish & naive for thinking there would be any secrets in here. I’m trapped and have no way to get out!” Just then, Jamie spotted hope! He walked into a room with a window, and daylight was pouring into it! “OH! I’M SAVED!” Jamie screamed, for his was afraid of his life. Jamie walked up to the window and looked out and saw he was on the third floor of the house. “HELP ME!” Jamie shouted. “HELP ME!!!”
“Eh? Jamie? What are you doing up there?” Professor Oak asked, for he was standing on the porch of his house.
“Oh! Professor Oak! I need your help!” Jamie said. “Do you have any Pokemon that could Fly?” Jamie asked to Professor Oak.
“Hmmm, well... I’m not sure...” Professor Oak said.
“Oh come on. You’re Professor Oak!” Jamie said. “You HAVE to have a Pokemon that can Fly up and get me!”
“Hmmm, well... Ah! I have this!” Professor Oak said, throwing a Poke Ball out of his coat and releasing the Pokemon in it.
“Cle-FAble!” said the Clefable, who had wings that enabled it to Fly.
“Ah.. No Professor, a BIRD!” Jamie responded. “Something that can actually CARRY me!”
“I have a lot of Pokemon, I can’t keep track of if I have a Flying Type or not, but I’ll go into my Lab and look.” Professor Oak said.
“NNNNNNGH!” Jamie said, his patience was gone. “Never mind, Never Mind! I’ll just JUMP down!” Jamie said, choosing not to go back into the dark house but instead choosing to jump from a third story window.
“Uh... Jamie...” said Professor Oak. “I don’t think that’s a good idea at all...”
“Well your of no help!” Jamie responded to Professor Oak. Jamie then climbed onto the window, ready to jump off. Jamie then fell unceremoniously off the third story floor. Professor Oak stood there observing. His jaw was dropped agape and he was filled with sorrow witnessing a 10-year old child falling out a third-story window.
*THUMP*
Tuesday, December 13, 2011
Quick Update
Work and real life are eating up my time, and nowadays I don't have time to brainstorm everything up like I used to :p
I'll be back though. Let's say I'm in the middle of Part 4 out of 6.
After I wrap up Jake's current arc, I got another arc for him before the Grand Finale (oh boy, do I look forward to writing that!)
I gotta tie up some loose ends too. I gotta think of a way to reintroduce Andy; I just COULDN'T think of a way to narrate his adventure as an Abra (please keep in mind what all this was based on, a school ground role-playing game).
I'll be back though. Let's say I'm in the middle of Part 4 out of 6.
After I wrap up Jake's current arc, I got another arc for him before the Grand Finale (oh boy, do I look forward to writing that!)
I gotta tie up some loose ends too. I gotta think of a way to reintroduce Andy; I just COULDN'T think of a way to narrate his adventure as an Abra (please keep in mind what all this was based on, a school ground role-playing game).
Tuesday, November 29, 2011
Chapter 68: A Broken Island? A Link?
Matthew had reached Castle Settlement on Loote Island, the walk through Junk Beach was long, and annoying for him to walk, but Matthew was happy to find civilization, or so he thought. “What the Hell is this?” Matthew asked in angry shock. There was nothing at Castle Settlement but a simple castle tower building and a few cottages around.
“Ah bey! Whas wrong?” asked a local who was sitting at an outside desk.
“I thought this place was going to be a town.” Matthew answered. “Do you have a Water or Flying Pokemon? I have to get back to Kanto.”
“Ah bey, ain you know we don’ have TIME fer Pokemon Training here in the Southern Islands? We got our industries to worry about!” answered the Local.
“Nnngh!” Matthew groaned like a child. “Why do I keep getting forced into these stupid things!” Matthew said angrily. Just then, Matthew noticed an interesting island not close by to Castle Settlement. It appeared the island was broken, and it was half gone. “Hey, whats up with that Island?” Matthew asked the local, calmly.
“Ah! Thas Lubbers Island.” the local answered. “That’s ain an interesting place though. The People of Star Island go there a lot for parties every full moon, but not much else happening there.”
“Wait, Lubbers Island?” Matthew inquized.
“Ya!” said the local.
“Hmmm, Lubbers Island, Island of Lubbers.” he said to himself, thinking about what he learned from Prof. Sashkatch and Brian. “Say, is there any way possible you could take me there by boat?” Matthew asked the local.
“Sorry bey, but I could only carry you as far as Tahiti Beach on Star Island.” answered the local, pointing to the long, sandy, peninsula beach closer to Castle Settlement.
“What? You seriously can’t take me as far as Lubbers Island?” Matthew responded, kinda angrily.
“Most the docks ‘dere are private, second-homeowners docks. There’s a restaurant, but you can only get a ferry from Star City on Star Island. Star City is only 3 miles from Tahiti Beach, it ain’ gon be that far bey!” answered the local.
“*groan* Okay, take me to fucking Tahiti Beach.” Matthew said.
“Come on board, suh!” the local said happily, and he ferry’d Matthew the short distance in a dinghy.
Matthew arrived at Tahiti Beach, and walked to mainland Star Island. He was greeted by a bunch of hills. “Hills? HILLS?” he screamed. “This day keeps getting WORSE!” he said angrily. Matthew walked up the hills, but eventually got tired. “MMMMMMM!” he growled to himself. “I give up!” he said to himself. “Go Farfetch’d!” he said, throwing a Poke Ball.
“Far-fetchd!” said Farfetch’d.
“Okay Farfetch’d, Fly me to Star City!” Matthew commanded.
“Ch!” said Farfetch’d, and Matthew grabbed its legs and was carried to Star City. Matthew purchased a hotel room and took a LONG needed comfortable nights sleep.
“Ah bey! Whas wrong?” asked a local who was sitting at an outside desk.
“I thought this place was going to be a town.” Matthew answered. “Do you have a Water or Flying Pokemon? I have to get back to Kanto.”
“Ah bey, ain you know we don’ have TIME fer Pokemon Training here in the Southern Islands? We got our industries to worry about!” answered the Local.
“Nnngh!” Matthew groaned like a child. “Why do I keep getting forced into these stupid things!” Matthew said angrily. Just then, Matthew noticed an interesting island not close by to Castle Settlement. It appeared the island was broken, and it was half gone. “Hey, whats up with that Island?” Matthew asked the local, calmly.
“Ah! Thas Lubbers Island.” the local answered. “That’s ain an interesting place though. The People of Star Island go there a lot for parties every full moon, but not much else happening there.”
“Wait, Lubbers Island?” Matthew inquized.
“Ya!” said the local.
“Hmmm, Lubbers Island, Island of Lubbers.” he said to himself, thinking about what he learned from Prof. Sashkatch and Brian. “Say, is there any way possible you could take me there by boat?” Matthew asked the local.
“Sorry bey, but I could only carry you as far as Tahiti Beach on Star Island.” answered the local, pointing to the long, sandy, peninsula beach closer to Castle Settlement.
“What? You seriously can’t take me as far as Lubbers Island?” Matthew responded, kinda angrily.
“Most the docks ‘dere are private, second-homeowners docks. There’s a restaurant, but you can only get a ferry from Star City on Star Island. Star City is only 3 miles from Tahiti Beach, it ain’ gon be that far bey!” answered the local.
“*groan* Okay, take me to fucking Tahiti Beach.” Matthew said.
“Come on board, suh!” the local said happily, and he ferry’d Matthew the short distance in a dinghy.
Matthew arrived at Tahiti Beach, and walked to mainland Star Island. He was greeted by a bunch of hills. “Hills? HILLS?” he screamed. “This day keeps getting WORSE!” he said angrily. Matthew walked up the hills, but eventually got tired. “MMMMMMM!” he growled to himself. “I give up!” he said to himself. “Go Farfetch’d!” he said, throwing a Poke Ball.
“Far-fetchd!” said Farfetch’d.
“Okay Farfetch’d, Fly me to Star City!” Matthew commanded.
“Ch!” said Farfetch’d, and Matthew grabbed its legs and was carried to Star City. Matthew purchased a hotel room and took a LONG needed comfortable nights sleep.
Chapter 67: Vermillion Mysteries
The streets of Vermillion City were quiet. From out a building came two characters in trench coats and hats. They ran down the streets as the sun set, and eventually arrived at the site in the games where the man is using his Machop to build a building.
“Hahaha, this will be perfect. He’s never gonna build this place anyway.” said John, who was under the coat.
“Here’s some Spray Paint!” said Psycho, under the other coat. “I can produce tons of this stuff.” he said.
“Mankey, Geodude, Charmeleon, lets go!” John said, tossing three Poke Balls.
“Mankey!” said Mankey.
“Geodude.” said Geodude.
“Meleon.” said Charmeleon.
“Alright guys, lets vandalize!” commanded John, and he, his Pokemon, and Yahoe completely trashed the place.
All of a sudden, blue lights shone.
*Woop Woop!*
“Okay criminals! Time for a visit to the impound!” said the Officer Jenny in the Cop Cars.
“Yahoe, go and use Magic Dust!” Psycho said to its friend.
“Yahoe!” said Yahoe, and using its tiny wings, managed to fly into the car and sprayed sparkly dust at the Officer Jenny, who instantly fell asleep.
“Now check this out!” said Psycho, who walked onto the Cop Car, and made his arms extremely muscular. “Ha!” Psycho screamed, and he smashed the roof of the car in, trapping Officer Jenny.
“Hahaha. Hahaha!” Laughed John, and he, his Pokemon, and Psycho walked off.
It was now morning, John and Psycho ditched their costumes and the Pokemon were recalled. “So what should be do today John?” asked Psycho.
“Hmmm, hey, look! That’s the Vermillion City gym!” John responded, pointing out the Gym was across from them. The two walked across the street and peered into the window of the gym.
Inside the gym, John & Psycho saw the Gym Leader, Lt. Surge speaking with a character in a hood. “Hmmm.” said John.
“I wonder what they are talking about?” said Psycho.
“Can’t you hear them with your powers?” John asked.
“Unfortunately, I do not have the power to invade privacy. I know, its weird.” Psycho answered.
All of a sudden a security trap of Lt. Surge’s appeared from the wall, it was a cannon sticking out of the wall, it aimed to John & Psycho. “Oh crap! I choose you, Froglett!” John said, throwing a Poke Ball.
“Froglett, Froglett!” said Froglett, who apparently very quickly evolved back from Tadpolet.
“Ungh! Help us Froglett, stop that cannon!” John shouted, grabbing Froglett and cramming it into the shaft of the cannon.
“Frog. Lett?” Froglett said, looking around at the situation.
*BAUM!*
Blood and guts splattered all over the place and a mangled mess shot out of the cannon. Froglett had been killed.
“Dude! You killed it!” Psycho screamed.
“Uh! I didn’t really mean to kill it, but it was pretty useless anyway!” John answered showing no emotion or remorse. Suddenly, a siren started to blare. Lt. Surge and the Hooded Figure heard the alarm and ran outside.
“Oh no! We gotta get out of here!” John said.
“I don’t think so.” said a voice, and the Hooded Man had quickly gotten outside. “Who are you! Answer!” he asked wickedly, and then gripped his hand.
“AGH!” John & Psycho screamed in unison, for the mysterious man was squeezing them with psychic powers.
“I do not appreciate being spied on.” said the Hooded Figure, and he lifted up his face, which did not look familiar to John and Psycho. “In fact, just knowing my secrets I don’t allow at all.”
“Ngh! Yahoe! Where are you! Use Magic Dust!” Psycho commanded, but Yahoe was nowhere to be found.
“Maybe one of my Pokemon can help. Go Charmeleon!” John said, tossing his Poke Ball.
“Charmeleon!” said Charmeleon, rearing to go.
“Haha, a Charmeleon? Really?” said the Hooded Man. “I’ll just black all of you out, that’ll be the easy way.” The Hooded Man finished, and John, Psycho and Charmeleon instantly blacked out.
John & Psycho woke up, and found each other gagged and handcuffed by the knees. It felt they might have been in an aircraft, with their experience in helicopter travel. They could do nothing but wait until what happens next.
“Hahaha, this will be perfect. He’s never gonna build this place anyway.” said John, who was under the coat.
“Here’s some Spray Paint!” said Psycho, under the other coat. “I can produce tons of this stuff.” he said.
“Mankey, Geodude, Charmeleon, lets go!” John said, tossing three Poke Balls.
“Mankey!” said Mankey.
“Geodude.” said Geodude.
“Meleon.” said Charmeleon.
“Alright guys, lets vandalize!” commanded John, and he, his Pokemon, and Yahoe completely trashed the place.
All of a sudden, blue lights shone.
*Woop Woop!*
“Okay criminals! Time for a visit to the impound!” said the Officer Jenny in the Cop Cars.
“Yahoe, go and use Magic Dust!” Psycho said to its friend.
“Yahoe!” said Yahoe, and using its tiny wings, managed to fly into the car and sprayed sparkly dust at the Officer Jenny, who instantly fell asleep.
“Now check this out!” said Psycho, who walked onto the Cop Car, and made his arms extremely muscular. “Ha!” Psycho screamed, and he smashed the roof of the car in, trapping Officer Jenny.
“Hahaha. Hahaha!” Laughed John, and he, his Pokemon, and Psycho walked off.
It was now morning, John and Psycho ditched their costumes and the Pokemon were recalled. “So what should be do today John?” asked Psycho.
“Hmmm, hey, look! That’s the Vermillion City gym!” John responded, pointing out the Gym was across from them. The two walked across the street and peered into the window of the gym.
Inside the gym, John & Psycho saw the Gym Leader, Lt. Surge speaking with a character in a hood. “Hmmm.” said John.
“I wonder what they are talking about?” said Psycho.
“Can’t you hear them with your powers?” John asked.
“Unfortunately, I do not have the power to invade privacy. I know, its weird.” Psycho answered.
All of a sudden a security trap of Lt. Surge’s appeared from the wall, it was a cannon sticking out of the wall, it aimed to John & Psycho. “Oh crap! I choose you, Froglett!” John said, throwing a Poke Ball.
“Froglett, Froglett!” said Froglett, who apparently very quickly evolved back from Tadpolet.
“Ungh! Help us Froglett, stop that cannon!” John shouted, grabbing Froglett and cramming it into the shaft of the cannon.
“Frog. Lett?” Froglett said, looking around at the situation.
*BAUM!*
Blood and guts splattered all over the place and a mangled mess shot out of the cannon. Froglett had been killed.
“Dude! You killed it!” Psycho screamed.
“Uh! I didn’t really mean to kill it, but it was pretty useless anyway!” John answered showing no emotion or remorse. Suddenly, a siren started to blare. Lt. Surge and the Hooded Figure heard the alarm and ran outside.
“Oh no! We gotta get out of here!” John said.
“I don’t think so.” said a voice, and the Hooded Man had quickly gotten outside. “Who are you! Answer!” he asked wickedly, and then gripped his hand.
“AGH!” John & Psycho screamed in unison, for the mysterious man was squeezing them with psychic powers.
“I do not appreciate being spied on.” said the Hooded Figure, and he lifted up his face, which did not look familiar to John and Psycho. “In fact, just knowing my secrets I don’t allow at all.”
“Ngh! Yahoe! Where are you! Use Magic Dust!” Psycho commanded, but Yahoe was nowhere to be found.
“Maybe one of my Pokemon can help. Go Charmeleon!” John said, tossing his Poke Ball.
“Charmeleon!” said Charmeleon, rearing to go.
“Haha, a Charmeleon? Really?” said the Hooded Man. “I’ll just black all of you out, that’ll be the easy way.” The Hooded Man finished, and John, Psycho and Charmeleon instantly blacked out.
John & Psycho woke up, and found each other gagged and handcuffed by the knees. It felt they might have been in an aircraft, with their experience in helicopter travel. They could do nothing but wait until what happens next.
Chapter 66: Onto Brew!
Jake had boarded a ferry from Star Island to Brewhop Island, from their he would get to Blue Squirtle Island, where the next gym was. Jake had an amazing time on Star Island, but he had to continue his quest.
“Ladies and Gentlemen, we are approaching Brewhop Island.” said Jessie through the PA. “Be sure to see the world famous beach bar Nippers, and the Brewhop Burger at Sunset Beach is one you shouldn’t miss!”
The ferry dropped Jake off at Brewhop Island, the rustic streets were adorned with various tourists holding cocktails in insulated cups, and they were walking from in between the Sunset Beach and the other side of the town. Jake walked towards the famous Nippers Beach Bar.
“Wow! It’s like a party on each of these islands!” said Jake, amazed at the amount of people that were at Nippers enjoying their day. There seemed to be a good mix between Tourists, and Locals, as the locals had their distinct accents. There was a live band playing, which the patrons really enjoyed and it seemed common for them to be holding a plastic cup with an orange-colored drink in it. There was an awesome two-story swimming pool which had its own bar. The beach the bar was built on was wide and panoramic, the waves were huge and there were many reefs here and there, the sea looked great for diving! “I wonder if I could get a ride to the next gym from here...” Jake said to himself.
“Pa boom pineapple wine, dey dolla-fifty owatime!” said the singer of a band, starting up a song, and all the patrons started dancing.
“Yikes!” said Jake. “Pssh, I aint into this music.” he said, as he started walked through the dancing crowd and to the bar.
“Yo! I’ll take the special drink!” Jake said to the bartender, making an order.
“Ya!” said the bartender, and he slid a cup of the Orange Drink to Jake. Jake took a sip of his drink.
“Mmm, fruity!” said Jake, the cocktail was just 151 Rum, Coconut Rum, Spiced Rum and Fruit Punch. “Yo! I’ll take another one!” Jake ordered a second drink. “Ya!” said an intoxicated Jake, walking away with his 2nd drink. Jake stumbled to the stairs and walked down them to the beach. “Yesi!” Jake said, as he saw children were building sand castles, and remember destroying them with his friend on time he was drunk. There were a lot of 18 Year Olds swimming with their own cliques, and locals with dreadlocks and wife-beaters were by the trees. Okay, thats enough exposition about Nippers!
“Hey everyone! It seems we have a hero in the audience!” said the singer of the band. “He saved my life after we were kidnapped by a Pokemon! Jake, come on up here!”
“What?” said Jake, taking a second to realize what he heard.
“Come Jake, come!” said the singer. Jake walked up the stairs and saw the singer of the band was Drew, the Surfer dude he met in Fuchsia City Port and went to New Island with.
“Whoa! It’s Drew!” said Jake, the crowds were cheering. “Huh?” Jake said.
“Come on Jake, show us your Porygon!” Drew said, and the crowd went wild, hoping to actually see a rare Porygon.
“Alright! Porygon, go!” Jake said, releasing Porygon from its Poke Ball.
“Poor-ygon!” said Porygon with its cry, and the crowd applauded.
“Yes, it was a Porygon that defeated our kidnapper, Mewtwo! It was supposedly a clone of the “Adam & Eve” of Pokemon, Mew!” Drew started to speak. “Tell us Jake, how did you do it?” Drew asked to Jake.
“I said, “Porygon, go into Mewtwo’s Brain and SCRAMBLE IT!”” Jake said, drunkenly.
“You the man, Jake!” said one of the tourists.
“So what brings you to the Southern Islands Jake?” Drew asked.
“I’m challenging the Southern Islands gyms!” Jake answered.
“Excellent dude!” Drew said. “Guess what? The next gym is not too far from this island, and the band is actually going there. We will take you to it!” Drew offered.
“Yeah! I’m in!” Jake said, excited at the impromptu trip.
So Jake later boarded Drew’s boat and joined him for a ride to Blue Squirtle Island.
“Ladies and Gentlemen, we are approaching Brewhop Island.” said Jessie through the PA. “Be sure to see the world famous beach bar Nippers, and the Brewhop Burger at Sunset Beach is one you shouldn’t miss!”
The ferry dropped Jake off at Brewhop Island, the rustic streets were adorned with various tourists holding cocktails in insulated cups, and they were walking from in between the Sunset Beach and the other side of the town. Jake walked towards the famous Nippers Beach Bar.
“Wow! It’s like a party on each of these islands!” said Jake, amazed at the amount of people that were at Nippers enjoying their day. There seemed to be a good mix between Tourists, and Locals, as the locals had their distinct accents. There was a live band playing, which the patrons really enjoyed and it seemed common for them to be holding a plastic cup with an orange-colored drink in it. There was an awesome two-story swimming pool which had its own bar. The beach the bar was built on was wide and panoramic, the waves were huge and there were many reefs here and there, the sea looked great for diving! “I wonder if I could get a ride to the next gym from here...” Jake said to himself.
“Pa boom pineapple wine, dey dolla-fifty owatime!” said the singer of a band, starting up a song, and all the patrons started dancing.
“Yikes!” said Jake. “Pssh, I aint into this music.” he said, as he started walked through the dancing crowd and to the bar.
“Yo! I’ll take the special drink!” Jake said to the bartender, making an order.
“Ya!” said the bartender, and he slid a cup of the Orange Drink to Jake. Jake took a sip of his drink.
“Mmm, fruity!” said Jake, the cocktail was just 151 Rum, Coconut Rum, Spiced Rum and Fruit Punch. “Yo! I’ll take another one!” Jake ordered a second drink. “Ya!” said an intoxicated Jake, walking away with his 2nd drink. Jake stumbled to the stairs and walked down them to the beach. “Yesi!” Jake said, as he saw children were building sand castles, and remember destroying them with his friend on time he was drunk. There were a lot of 18 Year Olds swimming with their own cliques, and locals with dreadlocks and wife-beaters were by the trees. Okay, thats enough exposition about Nippers!
“Hey everyone! It seems we have a hero in the audience!” said the singer of the band. “He saved my life after we were kidnapped by a Pokemon! Jake, come on up here!”
“What?” said Jake, taking a second to realize what he heard.
“Come Jake, come!” said the singer. Jake walked up the stairs and saw the singer of the band was Drew, the Surfer dude he met in Fuchsia City Port and went to New Island with.
“Whoa! It’s Drew!” said Jake, the crowds were cheering. “Huh?” Jake said.
“Come on Jake, show us your Porygon!” Drew said, and the crowd went wild, hoping to actually see a rare Porygon.
“Alright! Porygon, go!” Jake said, releasing Porygon from its Poke Ball.
“Poor-ygon!” said Porygon with its cry, and the crowd applauded.
“Yes, it was a Porygon that defeated our kidnapper, Mewtwo! It was supposedly a clone of the “Adam & Eve” of Pokemon, Mew!” Drew started to speak. “Tell us Jake, how did you do it?” Drew asked to Jake.
“I said, “Porygon, go into Mewtwo’s Brain and SCRAMBLE IT!”” Jake said, drunkenly.
“You the man, Jake!” said one of the tourists.
“So what brings you to the Southern Islands Jake?” Drew asked.
“I’m challenging the Southern Islands gyms!” Jake answered.
“Excellent dude!” Drew said. “Guess what? The next gym is not too far from this island, and the band is actually going there. We will take you to it!” Drew offered.
“Yeah! I’m in!” Jake said, excited at the impromptu trip.
So Jake later boarded Drew’s boat and joined him for a ride to Blue Squirtle Island.
Wednesday, November 16, 2011
Chapter 65: Freaky Freaks
*Warning* This chapter contains violence, sexual conduct and drug use. Read at your own discretion.
John & Psycho were in the CEO Office of Silph Co, in the middle of Saffron City. Due to a fluke in the Poke Ball, John and Psycho switched bodies, with the soul of John in Psycho, and the soul of Psycho in John. “Whoa, Whoa!” said a really excited John-in-Psycho.
“This is no good, we gotta switch back!” said a worried Psycho-in-John.
“Are you kidding me?” responded John. “I’m a Pokemon now! I’m gonna go crazy with this!” he said, transforming into a Scyther with Rabbit Ears.
“Stop playing around!” said Psycho. “You do not know how my powers even work!”
“Ahahaha!” said John, as he shot through the building by breaking his body into particles.
“John! Stop! You don’t know what you’re doing!” shouted Psycho!
Vermillion City was flourished with winter tourism. Neon shone the streets brightly and young people were flocking around being young people. John sat alone in a purple colored bar, dressed like the current fashions people were enjoying. Sipping his drink, he noticed a lovely blonde a few seats away. “What’s going on?” he said to the girl, trying to get her attention. She smiled, and pretended to look away. John stood up and approached her. “Care to drink with me?” he said flirtatiously.
“Umm... sure.” she said, wondering where this could go.
“Barkeep, two Liits! And prepare me a William Gibson for later.” he placed his order to the bartender, who slid two shots of Liits down.
“STOP!” John said, stopping time with Psycho’s power. He transformed his finger into a test-tube of a strange, pink liquid. He poured the pink liquid into one of the shots.
“START!” John said, now restarting time, the girl none the wiser. “Bottoms up!” he said, giving her shot to her, and each slugging down.
A half hour had passed.
“So Stacey, did you know I’m a Pokemon?” John asked to the girl.
“Oh, John! You are? Wow, that’s making me horny!” responded Stacey.
“Yeah! I am!” John said, not even transforming his body to prove himself. Suddenly, a rockin song track came onto the Jukebox.
“Oh my God! I love this song!” said a really excited and apparently drugged Stacey.
“Lets Dance!” John said, taking Stacey to the dance floor.
Ten minutes of John & Stacey dancing passed.
“Oh John! I want your Pikachu in my Shellder!” Stacey said very flirtatiously with John. John grabbed Stacey and carried her out of the bar and to her hotel room.
A few hours passed.
John and Stacey made sweet, passionate love to each other several times, sipping on wines and eating grapes all the while. Eventually, Stacey fell asleep.
“Hahaha!” said John, as he got out of the bed, and transformed an axe into his hand. “Hahahahaha!!!” John rose the axe, and hacked away at the fast asleep Stacey, who wasn’t even aware she was being murdered.
John exited the hotel room holding a burlap sack he created. He was also wearing a bandana. He walked to the elevator and took it to the basement, where he found the employees entrance to the restaurant. He threw the sack down onto the floor, and transformed himself into a chef. “Mama Mia, Pappa Pia, baby’s got the diarrhea!” said John, and he took out all the contents of the sack, which was apparently human guts, and cooked it with the stoves and ovens. “Lalala! Hey! Order up!” John said, as he rang a hand bell to get a waiter. The waiter walked in and grabbed up the food, unknown to him which was made from human guts.
John followed the waiter out into the restaurant, and holy shit! The food was for Koga, the Gym Leader and his family! “Oh my God!” John said to himself with a strange twist of shock, glee, and disgust. He promptly walked off into the shadows.
John was now in the hallway. Suddenly, a man followed by his people dashed past. “My daughter! What has happened!” said the man.
“Mr. President, she was last seen with a man named John!” said one of his people.
“Ohh!” John thought to himself, and he transformed himself into a pool of water and swooshed down.
John was now on the roof of the hotel. A Helicopter arrived to pick him up, inside was John’s Mankey and Psycho, who was in John’s body.
“Well John, you freaking killed the President of Kanto’s daugter. I hope you are satisfied now.” said Psycho. “Look, I have the powers of a psycho, I am psychotic and mentally insane. Someone like you could not control my powers. Now I demand you return them to me.”
“Fine.” Said John, as he let himself get recalled by Psycho into a Poke Ball. Psycho then crammed himself into the Poke Ball, and then the two reemerged, in their own bodies.
“Oh, Thank GOD!” Psycho said, really happy to have his powers back. He looked at John in anger. “Well, we still have a mission to do. I’m gonna overlook all this.”
“Well then, lets stay in Vermillion City, I want to check something out.” said John.
“Yahoe!” said Yahoe, who had popped from nowhere.
“Hey! Yahoe! Where have you been!” asked Psycho.
“Yahoe, yahoe, yahoe.” Yahoe echoed.
Writers Note: The "Pink Liquid" was Liquid Ecstasy.
John & Psycho were in the CEO Office of Silph Co, in the middle of Saffron City. Due to a fluke in the Poke Ball, John and Psycho switched bodies, with the soul of John in Psycho, and the soul of Psycho in John. “Whoa, Whoa!” said a really excited John-in-Psycho.
“This is no good, we gotta switch back!” said a worried Psycho-in-John.
“Are you kidding me?” responded John. “I’m a Pokemon now! I’m gonna go crazy with this!” he said, transforming into a Scyther with Rabbit Ears.
“Stop playing around!” said Psycho. “You do not know how my powers even work!”
“Ahahaha!” said John, as he shot through the building by breaking his body into particles.
“John! Stop! You don’t know what you’re doing!” shouted Psycho!
Vermillion City was flourished with winter tourism. Neon shone the streets brightly and young people were flocking around being young people. John sat alone in a purple colored bar, dressed like the current fashions people were enjoying. Sipping his drink, he noticed a lovely blonde a few seats away. “What’s going on?” he said to the girl, trying to get her attention. She smiled, and pretended to look away. John stood up and approached her. “Care to drink with me?” he said flirtatiously.
“Umm... sure.” she said, wondering where this could go.
“Barkeep, two Liits! And prepare me a William Gibson for later.” he placed his order to the bartender, who slid two shots of Liits down.
“STOP!” John said, stopping time with Psycho’s power. He transformed his finger into a test-tube of a strange, pink liquid. He poured the pink liquid into one of the shots.
“START!” John said, now restarting time, the girl none the wiser. “Bottoms up!” he said, giving her shot to her, and each slugging down.
A half hour had passed.
“So Stacey, did you know I’m a Pokemon?” John asked to the girl.
“Oh, John! You are? Wow, that’s making me horny!” responded Stacey.
“Yeah! I am!” John said, not even transforming his body to prove himself. Suddenly, a rockin song track came onto the Jukebox.
“Oh my God! I love this song!” said a really excited and apparently drugged Stacey.
“Lets Dance!” John said, taking Stacey to the dance floor.
Ten minutes of John & Stacey dancing passed.
“Oh John! I want your Pikachu in my Shellder!” Stacey said very flirtatiously with John. John grabbed Stacey and carried her out of the bar and to her hotel room.
A few hours passed.
John and Stacey made sweet, passionate love to each other several times, sipping on wines and eating grapes all the while. Eventually, Stacey fell asleep.
“Hahaha!” said John, as he got out of the bed, and transformed an axe into his hand. “Hahahahaha!!!” John rose the axe, and hacked away at the fast asleep Stacey, who wasn’t even aware she was being murdered.
John exited the hotel room holding a burlap sack he created. He was also wearing a bandana. He walked to the elevator and took it to the basement, where he found the employees entrance to the restaurant. He threw the sack down onto the floor, and transformed himself into a chef. “Mama Mia, Pappa Pia, baby’s got the diarrhea!” said John, and he took out all the contents of the sack, which was apparently human guts, and cooked it with the stoves and ovens. “Lalala! Hey! Order up!” John said, as he rang a hand bell to get a waiter. The waiter walked in and grabbed up the food, unknown to him which was made from human guts.
John followed the waiter out into the restaurant, and holy shit! The food was for Koga, the Gym Leader and his family! “Oh my God!” John said to himself with a strange twist of shock, glee, and disgust. He promptly walked off into the shadows.
John was now in the hallway. Suddenly, a man followed by his people dashed past. “My daughter! What has happened!” said the man.
“Mr. President, she was last seen with a man named John!” said one of his people.
“Ohh!” John thought to himself, and he transformed himself into a pool of water and swooshed down.
John was now on the roof of the hotel. A Helicopter arrived to pick him up, inside was John’s Mankey and Psycho, who was in John’s body.
“Well John, you freaking killed the President of Kanto’s daugter. I hope you are satisfied now.” said Psycho. “Look, I have the powers of a psycho, I am psychotic and mentally insane. Someone like you could not control my powers. Now I demand you return them to me.”
“Fine.” Said John, as he let himself get recalled by Psycho into a Poke Ball. Psycho then crammed himself into the Poke Ball, and then the two reemerged, in their own bodies.
“Oh, Thank GOD!” Psycho said, really happy to have his powers back. He looked at John in anger. “Well, we still have a mission to do. I’m gonna overlook all this.”
“Well then, lets stay in Vermillion City, I want to check something out.” said John.
“Yahoe!” said Yahoe, who had popped from nowhere.
“Hey! Yahoe! Where have you been!” asked Psycho.
“Yahoe, yahoe, yahoe.” Yahoe echoed.
Writers Note: The "Pink Liquid" was Liquid Ecstasy.
Chapter 64: Blue Sight Gym
Jake had left Star City that same morning. It was 1.5 Miles to Blue Sight and there was much to the day. “Woooooh! Shuttle!” Jake whistled, as he hailed down a shuttle. “Take me to Blue Sight Gym.” Jake said to the shuttle driver.
“Yes suh!” said the local shuttle driver.
It was a nice ride up a few hills and forested areas. Blue Sight was slightly inhabited, there were a couple resorts and one with a great view of the harbor and the whole of Shaba Island. “Here we is bey. Da gym!” said the shuttle driver, as he parked at the gym.
“Thanks bey!” said Jake, as he gave the driver a $20 bill. The shuttle drove off, and Jake walked up the stairs to the gym. “I wonder if this is a Water Gym?” Jake asked to himself, noticing the fountains and ponds that were adorning the area. “Hello? Anyone here? I’m here for a gym battle!” said Jake, as there was just a simple swimming pool.
“Is that a gym challenger?” asked a voice of an older woman. “Ah, welcome to my gym. I hate to say this but I really don’t think you will be able to beat me.” said the Gym Leader, who was talking a little differently from other locals.
“Despite the fact that I didn’t do the Kanto gyms, I was still training my Pokemon hard.” said Jake. “I still request the battle.”
“Right then...” said the Gym Leader. “I’m afraid I simply can’t let you beat me. We do things a little differently in my Gym. We must have our battle in this Swimming Pool.” she said, pointing at the simple swimming pool.
“Pssh. Whatever.” answered Jake.
“Right then.” she said again. “Then lets go. Seaking!” she threw a Poke Ball into the pool, and a Seaking emerged.
“Let’s go Pikablu!” said Jake, releasing his Pikablu.
“Pika!” said Pikablu.
“Let the battle begin!” said the Star Island Gym Leader.
“Pikablu, create Whirlpool!” Jake commanded.
“Pikablu!” said Pikablu, and the Pikachu with Marill-Ears dove into the water and spun around the Seaking.
“Seaking, Horn Attack!” ordered the Gym Leader.
“Seaking!” said Seaking, as it thrusted its horn into Pikablu, who was failing to make the whirlpool.
“Pika!” said Pikablu, who was in pain at the Seaking Horn.
“Pikablu! Use Torpedo!” Jake commanded.
“Pikablu!” said Pikablu, as it shot with electricity through the pool.
“KING!” shouted Seaking, it was in a lot of pain, but was still standing.
“Alright, I’m ready.” said the Gym Leader. “Seaking, Horn Drill now!” she commanded.
“No! Pikablu!” said Jake, as Pikablu fainted from Seaking’s Horn Drill. “Ugh! My only water Pokemon!” Jake looked through his remaining Poke Ball’s. “I don’t know if I could trust Scyther... oh, I know! Go Porygon!” said Jake, tossing his Poke Ball.
“Porygon Porygon!” said Jake’s trusty Porygon, who was floating above the water of the pool.
“Porygon, Psybeam!” Jake commanded.
“Pory!” said Porygon, and its nose lit up and blasted a psychedelic beam from it.
“Seaking!” said Seaking, which finally fainted.
“You beat my Seaking, but that’s as far as you go!” said the Gym Leader. Let’s go Cloyster!”
“ClOYS-ter!” said the Gym Leader’s Cloyster.
“Aw crap! Cloyster is an Ice Type, so much for my plan of freezing the water. “Porygon, Sharpen, now!” Jake commanded.
“Porygon....” said Porygon, who had sharpened itself.
“Spike Cannon!” the Gym Leader commanded.
*POW POW POW POW*
“Oh no! Porygon!” said Jake, as Porygon was blasted with spikes.
“Pory....” said Porygon, who had not fainted.
“Recover!” said Jake, and Porygon’s whole body glowed white, and recovered itself. “Return!” Jake said, recalling Porygon. “You need a rest. “Oh man, this isn’t a job for Beedrill... Scyther, you’ll have to do!”
“Scyther!” said Scyther, released from its Poke Ball. Scyther had an angry look in its eyes, but it seemed willing to battle.
“Scyther, Slash!” Jake commanded. Scyther obeyed, and launched to Cloyster, and slashed it in the face.
“Clamp!” ordered the Gym Leader.
“Cloy!” said Cloyster. *CHOMP*
“SCYTHER!” Scyther screamed in pain.
“Scyther! You gotta escape! Try Agility!” Jake commanded.
“Scyther!” *SWOOSH SWOOSH* Scyther broke free of Cloyster’s grapple.
“Now use Swords Dance, and Slash the Water!” Jake ordered.
“Scyther!” said Scyther, as its claws sharpened. “SCY!” Scyther screamed, as it slashed the water, shooting razor waves to Cloyster.
“Oh no! Cloyster!” said the Gym Leader.
“Cloy...” Cloyster was fainted.
“That was my last Pokemon...” said the Gym Leader, conceding defeat.
Outside the gym, Jake and the Gym Leader were standing outside. “Jake, I award you this badge, as proof of your victory!” she said, giving Jake a badge, it was white and red, and shaped like a Lighthouse. Jake had acquired the Lighthouse Badge, one of the four gym badges in the Southern Island Pokemon League.
“Yes suh!” said the local shuttle driver.
It was a nice ride up a few hills and forested areas. Blue Sight was slightly inhabited, there were a couple resorts and one with a great view of the harbor and the whole of Shaba Island. “Here we is bey. Da gym!” said the shuttle driver, as he parked at the gym.
“Thanks bey!” said Jake, as he gave the driver a $20 bill. The shuttle drove off, and Jake walked up the stairs to the gym. “I wonder if this is a Water Gym?” Jake asked to himself, noticing the fountains and ponds that were adorning the area. “Hello? Anyone here? I’m here for a gym battle!” said Jake, as there was just a simple swimming pool.
“Is that a gym challenger?” asked a voice of an older woman. “Ah, welcome to my gym. I hate to say this but I really don’t think you will be able to beat me.” said the Gym Leader, who was talking a little differently from other locals.
“Despite the fact that I didn’t do the Kanto gyms, I was still training my Pokemon hard.” said Jake. “I still request the battle.”
“Right then...” said the Gym Leader. “I’m afraid I simply can’t let you beat me. We do things a little differently in my Gym. We must have our battle in this Swimming Pool.” she said, pointing at the simple swimming pool.
“Pssh. Whatever.” answered Jake.
“Right then.” she said again. “Then lets go. Seaking!” she threw a Poke Ball into the pool, and a Seaking emerged.
“Let’s go Pikablu!” said Jake, releasing his Pikablu.
“Pika!” said Pikablu.
“Let the battle begin!” said the Star Island Gym Leader.
“Pikablu, create Whirlpool!” Jake commanded.
“Pikablu!” said Pikablu, and the Pikachu with Marill-Ears dove into the water and spun around the Seaking.
“Seaking, Horn Attack!” ordered the Gym Leader.
“Seaking!” said Seaking, as it thrusted its horn into Pikablu, who was failing to make the whirlpool.
“Pika!” said Pikablu, who was in pain at the Seaking Horn.
“Pikablu! Use Torpedo!” Jake commanded.
“Pikablu!” said Pikablu, as it shot with electricity through the pool.
“KING!” shouted Seaking, it was in a lot of pain, but was still standing.
“Alright, I’m ready.” said the Gym Leader. “Seaking, Horn Drill now!” she commanded.
“No! Pikablu!” said Jake, as Pikablu fainted from Seaking’s Horn Drill. “Ugh! My only water Pokemon!” Jake looked through his remaining Poke Ball’s. “I don’t know if I could trust Scyther... oh, I know! Go Porygon!” said Jake, tossing his Poke Ball.
“Porygon Porygon!” said Jake’s trusty Porygon, who was floating above the water of the pool.
“Porygon, Psybeam!” Jake commanded.
“Pory!” said Porygon, and its nose lit up and blasted a psychedelic beam from it.
“Seaking!” said Seaking, which finally fainted.
“You beat my Seaking, but that’s as far as you go!” said the Gym Leader. Let’s go Cloyster!”
“ClOYS-ter!” said the Gym Leader’s Cloyster.
“Aw crap! Cloyster is an Ice Type, so much for my plan of freezing the water. “Porygon, Sharpen, now!” Jake commanded.
“Porygon....” said Porygon, who had sharpened itself.
“Spike Cannon!” the Gym Leader commanded.
*POW POW POW POW*
“Oh no! Porygon!” said Jake, as Porygon was blasted with spikes.
“Pory....” said Porygon, who had not fainted.
“Recover!” said Jake, and Porygon’s whole body glowed white, and recovered itself. “Return!” Jake said, recalling Porygon. “You need a rest. “Oh man, this isn’t a job for Beedrill... Scyther, you’ll have to do!”
“Scyther!” said Scyther, released from its Poke Ball. Scyther had an angry look in its eyes, but it seemed willing to battle.
“Scyther, Slash!” Jake commanded. Scyther obeyed, and launched to Cloyster, and slashed it in the face.
“Clamp!” ordered the Gym Leader.
“Cloy!” said Cloyster. *CHOMP*
“SCYTHER!” Scyther screamed in pain.
“Scyther! You gotta escape! Try Agility!” Jake commanded.
“Scyther!” *SWOOSH SWOOSH* Scyther broke free of Cloyster’s grapple.
“Now use Swords Dance, and Slash the Water!” Jake ordered.
“Scyther!” said Scyther, as its claws sharpened. “SCY!” Scyther screamed, as it slashed the water, shooting razor waves to Cloyster.
“Oh no! Cloyster!” said the Gym Leader.
“Cloy...” Cloyster was fainted.
“That was my last Pokemon...” said the Gym Leader, conceding defeat.
Outside the gym, Jake and the Gym Leader were standing outside. “Jake, I award you this badge, as proof of your victory!” she said, giving Jake a badge, it was white and red, and shaped like a Lighthouse. Jake had acquired the Lighthouse Badge, one of the four gym badges in the Southern Island Pokemon League.
Chapter 63: In Crossing
Jake was at a beach on Shaba Island called Crossing Beach. Next to it was a ferry port that could carry you to Star Island or another island called Jellyfish Island. Jake managed to round up the $15 needed to take the ferry to Star Island and was gonna make more from battling trainers there.
The time was 12:15PM, and it was time for Jake’s ferry. He boarded the boat which was crowded with locals, and tourists. He sat in an empty spot in the seating. Two adults crawled into the boat through the window. One of them walked up to Jake. “Ticket Please.” said the ticket collector. “Huh?” he said, as he looked at Jake.
“What? Wait a minute...” Jake said, as the ferry worker looked familiar to him. It was a Blue Haired man. “Uh... Ticket please?” said the man, hoping Jake would not notice.
“Here.” said Jake. “What are you doing here, James?” Jake asked.
“Ah! Ohh..” said James, as Jake had indeed figured it out. “Jessie, Meowth and I got fired from Team Rocket a couple days ago. All we could find was working for the Southern Islands Ferry company. We will carry you around the islands.” said James.
“Okay, cool.” said Jake. “I trust you.”
“Yay! I promise your ride will be comfortable.” answered Jessie, who was piloting the boat.
“Alright! Anchors away!” said Meowth, who removed the stern line.
The ferry ride was 20 minutes, and arrived at Star Island. It was an amazing looking town! It sort of resembled a miniature version of Hollywood, as there were hills for streets and had a lot of four-story mansions built around.
“Welcome to Star City!” said Jessie through the P.A.
“Ah! This will be good!” said Jake.
Jake got off the ferry at a big public dock, and walked into the town center. It was evening on a Friday night and young girls dressed up for the night were walking around in groups. “Whoa, a lot of girls here. Sweet!” Jake said. “But where’s the gym?”
“Ah you lookin fer da gym ey bey?” said a familiar voice. It was the local Jake met at Shaba Town.
“Yeah, tell me about Star Island.” Jake said to the local.
“Ah bey, Stah Island.” Began the local. “Dey call it Hollywood here. Dey is get alot uh tourists and second homeowners, and dey all bring there friends and dem.” said the local with his accent and dialect. “Da Gym isn’t actually in this town though. Its down in Blue Sight Settlement, sout of here.”
“Ah. Okay, thanks boss.” Jake said.
“Anytime bey, anytime.” the local said, and walked down the road.
“So what’s there to do here?” Jake asked to himself, and he walked past the playground and right there was a nightclub. “Oh Sweet!” Jake said, as he walked in, and saw that it was an 80s Style Party. “Yes! This is what I’m talking about!” said Jake, and he walked into the bathroom, and came out wearing a Miami Vice suit. “Yeeaaaah! Lets party! Yah!” said Jake......
It was morning, and Jake woke up next to a woman in a hotel room. Jake could not remember what the heck happened, but he instead didn’t freak out, and enjoyed it.
The time was 12:15PM, and it was time for Jake’s ferry. He boarded the boat which was crowded with locals, and tourists. He sat in an empty spot in the seating. Two adults crawled into the boat through the window. One of them walked up to Jake. “Ticket Please.” said the ticket collector. “Huh?” he said, as he looked at Jake.
“What? Wait a minute...” Jake said, as the ferry worker looked familiar to him. It was a Blue Haired man. “Uh... Ticket please?” said the man, hoping Jake would not notice.
“Here.” said Jake. “What are you doing here, James?” Jake asked.
“Ah! Ohh..” said James, as Jake had indeed figured it out. “Jessie, Meowth and I got fired from Team Rocket a couple days ago. All we could find was working for the Southern Islands Ferry company. We will carry you around the islands.” said James.
“Okay, cool.” said Jake. “I trust you.”
“Yay! I promise your ride will be comfortable.” answered Jessie, who was piloting the boat.
“Alright! Anchors away!” said Meowth, who removed the stern line.
The ferry ride was 20 minutes, and arrived at Star Island. It was an amazing looking town! It sort of resembled a miniature version of Hollywood, as there were hills for streets and had a lot of four-story mansions built around.
“Welcome to Star City!” said Jessie through the P.A.
“Ah! This will be good!” said Jake.
Jake got off the ferry at a big public dock, and walked into the town center. It was evening on a Friday night and young girls dressed up for the night were walking around in groups. “Whoa, a lot of girls here. Sweet!” Jake said. “But where’s the gym?”
“Ah you lookin fer da gym ey bey?” said a familiar voice. It was the local Jake met at Shaba Town.
“Yeah, tell me about Star Island.” Jake said to the local.
“Ah bey, Stah Island.” Began the local. “Dey call it Hollywood here. Dey is get alot uh tourists and second homeowners, and dey all bring there friends and dem.” said the local with his accent and dialect. “Da Gym isn’t actually in this town though. Its down in Blue Sight Settlement, sout of here.”
“Ah. Okay, thanks boss.” Jake said.
“Anytime bey, anytime.” the local said, and walked down the road.
“So what’s there to do here?” Jake asked to himself, and he walked past the playground and right there was a nightclub. “Oh Sweet!” Jake said, as he walked in, and saw that it was an 80s Style Party. “Yes! This is what I’m talking about!” said Jake, and he walked into the bathroom, and came out wearing a Miami Vice suit. “Yeeaaaah! Lets party! Yah!” said Jake......
It was morning, and Jake woke up next to a woman in a hotel room. Jake could not remember what the heck happened, but he instead didn’t freak out, and enjoyed it.
Chapter 62: Who are Leggy & Datin?
Carl was in the heat of a Pokemon Battle. It was a One on One against a kid and his mysterious Pokemon.
Hydrus
Type: Water/Psychic
Hydrus controls water from its brain. Essentially, the brain is the body, and it creates its figure from water.
Carl was battling with Datin, the Electric Tiger/Wolf hybrid.
“Do you remember the strategy Carl?” asked Datin while on the battlefield.
“Got it Datin, now, use Torpedo!” Carl commanded.
*BRRZZZZZ-ZAP!*
Datin burst into electricity and shot into Hyrdus.
“HY-DRUS!” said Hyrdrus, it’s Water body being super effective to Electricity. Hyrdus fainted, and evaporated, leaving its brain.
“Hydrus, return!” said the trainer. “Good battle, but I don’t think you’re actually using Pokemon here.” he said, pointing to Datin.
“What? Datin is a Pokemon!” said Carl.
“It can talk, everyone knows Pokemon can’t talk.” the trainer said. “And it showed nothing in my Pokedex! Even secret Pokemon appear in the Pokedex!”
“Psssh, whatever.” said Carl. “Leggy & Datin are my Pokemon friends, and nobody is gonna take them away!” said Carl, walking off.
Meanwhile, in a convertible traveling a close-by freeway. A Meowth sat on someone’s lap in the car, and was looking through binoculars. “Hey, look at that!” said the Meowth, who could apparently talk and sounded like a Brooklyn Gangster. “I’ve seen each and every Pokemon, including secret Pokemon, but I don’t see Pokemon there!”
“Oh Meowth, if there aren’t actually Pokemon there, you aren’t going to see Pokemon!” said the driver, who was wearing a black hoodie.
“No! I mean I see a trainer, but with two animals that aren’t Pokemon!” responded the Meowth.
“What?” said the Driver.
“So Leggy and Datin, what should we do today?” asked Carl, like a giddy kid.
“You’re not doing anything!” said a voice from a car that just pulled up.
“We’re the “WPGB” Patrol! And we are hear to apprehend your Pokemon!” said the Driver who was wearing a black hoodie, he was accompanied by two other assailants and a Meowth.
“Noooo! You can’t! Go Pikachu!” said Carl, tossing his Poke Ball and releasing his child Pikachu, who was fast asleep. “Pikachu! Wake up and help me!!” Carl commanded.
“Piiii-zzzzzz” said Pikachu.
“Let me assist you.” said Datin, stepping up. “Mega Bite!” shouted Datin, as it launched to the assailants convertible. “ARRRRGH!” said Datin, as it bit the tires, and blowing them.
“Our car!” said one of the four assailants.
“Heh! Your Pokemon aren’t even Pokemon.” said Meowth. “Let’s battle!”
“I don’t think I want to!” said Carl.
“My turn!” said Leggy, and the rabbit jumped into the air, and Super Kicked Meowth.
“Yaaaah!” screamed Meowth, as it was kicked into the car, and left a dent in the side.
“Yo what the fuck is this?” said the last assailant. “What are you doing destroying this car??”
“Your Pokemon aren’t Pokemon!” said the hoodlum in the hoodie. “We’re supposed to kill Pokemon, but we were told not to-”
One of his assailants nudged him.
“I- I mean we arrest all Pokemon that aren’t Pokemon!” he finished.
“Uh. You’re confusing me.” said Carl.
“Don’t trust them Carl, we are your friends!” said Datin.
“Yeah, we are Pokemon! They said so themselves they murder us. Why should you trust them?” said Leggy.
“This is a lost cause. Steve, Bob, we have more urgent matters to attend to. “We gotta get to Crowned Vulpix Island!”
“Ugh. Whatever.” said Steve, and he, Bob, and Meowth got back into the car, shed out its flat tires with new ones, and drives off back onto the freeway.
“Thanks for standing up for me guys!” said Carl.
“Hey, what are friends for?” said Datin.
Hydrus
Type: Water/Psychic
Hydrus controls water from its brain. Essentially, the brain is the body, and it creates its figure from water.
Carl was battling with Datin, the Electric Tiger/Wolf hybrid.
“Do you remember the strategy Carl?” asked Datin while on the battlefield.
“Got it Datin, now, use Torpedo!” Carl commanded.
*BRRZZZZZ-ZAP!*
Datin burst into electricity and shot into Hyrdus.
“HY-DRUS!” said Hyrdrus, it’s Water body being super effective to Electricity. Hyrdus fainted, and evaporated, leaving its brain.
“Hydrus, return!” said the trainer. “Good battle, but I don’t think you’re actually using Pokemon here.” he said, pointing to Datin.
“What? Datin is a Pokemon!” said Carl.
“It can talk, everyone knows Pokemon can’t talk.” the trainer said. “And it showed nothing in my Pokedex! Even secret Pokemon appear in the Pokedex!”
“Psssh, whatever.” said Carl. “Leggy & Datin are my Pokemon friends, and nobody is gonna take them away!” said Carl, walking off.
Meanwhile, in a convertible traveling a close-by freeway. A Meowth sat on someone’s lap in the car, and was looking through binoculars. “Hey, look at that!” said the Meowth, who could apparently talk and sounded like a Brooklyn Gangster. “I’ve seen each and every Pokemon, including secret Pokemon, but I don’t see Pokemon there!”
“Oh Meowth, if there aren’t actually Pokemon there, you aren’t going to see Pokemon!” said the driver, who was wearing a black hoodie.
“No! I mean I see a trainer, but with two animals that aren’t Pokemon!” responded the Meowth.
“What?” said the Driver.
“So Leggy and Datin, what should we do today?” asked Carl, like a giddy kid.
“You’re not doing anything!” said a voice from a car that just pulled up.
“We’re the “WPGB” Patrol! And we are hear to apprehend your Pokemon!” said the Driver who was wearing a black hoodie, he was accompanied by two other assailants and a Meowth.
“Noooo! You can’t! Go Pikachu!” said Carl, tossing his Poke Ball and releasing his child Pikachu, who was fast asleep. “Pikachu! Wake up and help me!!” Carl commanded.
“Piiii-zzzzzz” said Pikachu.
“Let me assist you.” said Datin, stepping up. “Mega Bite!” shouted Datin, as it launched to the assailants convertible. “ARRRRGH!” said Datin, as it bit the tires, and blowing them.
“Our car!” said one of the four assailants.
“Heh! Your Pokemon aren’t even Pokemon.” said Meowth. “Let’s battle!”
“I don’t think I want to!” said Carl.
“My turn!” said Leggy, and the rabbit jumped into the air, and Super Kicked Meowth.
“Yaaaah!” screamed Meowth, as it was kicked into the car, and left a dent in the side.
“Yo what the fuck is this?” said the last assailant. “What are you doing destroying this car??”
“Your Pokemon aren’t Pokemon!” said the hoodlum in the hoodie. “We’re supposed to kill Pokemon, but we were told not to-”
One of his assailants nudged him.
“I- I mean we arrest all Pokemon that aren’t Pokemon!” he finished.
“Uh. You’re confusing me.” said Carl.
“Don’t trust them Carl, we are your friends!” said Datin.
“Yeah, we are Pokemon! They said so themselves they murder us. Why should you trust them?” said Leggy.
“This is a lost cause. Steve, Bob, we have more urgent matters to attend to. “We gotta get to Crowned Vulpix Island!”
“Ugh. Whatever.” said Steve, and he, Bob, and Meowth got back into the car, shed out its flat tires with new ones, and drives off back onto the freeway.
“Thanks for standing up for me guys!” said Carl.
“Hey, what are friends for?” said Datin.
Wednesday, November 9, 2011
Chapter 61: Causing trouble in Vain
A helicopter travelled the skyline of Saffron City, inside were John, Psycho, and Yahoe. “This is gonna be fun!” said John.
“I hope you’re prepared for the mayhem as much as I!” said Psycho.
“Yahoe! Yahoe!” said Yahoe.
The helicopter landed on a helicopter pad atop a tall tower in the middle of Saffron City. The doors opened and the three exited.
“Go Charmeleon!” said John, releasing Charmeleon from its Poke Ball.
“Meleon!” said Charmeleon.
“Okay Charmeleon, when I say go, I want you to start rampaging!” John commanded.
“Meleon!” said Charmeleon.
“Lets go!” said Psycho, and John kicked the door in, and they ran down the stairs into Silph Co.
“MELEON! MELEON! MELEON!” shouted Charmeleon, as it blasted huge flames all around the hallways, frightening Rockets and Scientists.
“WAAAH! The tower is under attack!” they shouted.
“Hahaha!” said John.
“Hahaha!” laughed Psycho. “Say John, what are we doing exactly?”
“We’re just causing havoc for the fun of it!” answered John.
“Hahaha.” responded Psycho. John and Psycho walked down hallways, sometimes coming across barriers requiring keycards.
“Go Slowpoke!” said John.
“Slowpoke!” said Slowpoke.
“Slowpoke, Disintegration!” Commanded John, and Slowpoke shot out yellow beams from its eyes, causing the barrier to disappear. “Lets go!” John lead Psycho and Yahoe.
They entered a new room, and it was infested with Rocket Members, waiting to ambush them brandishing a lot of guns. “Aw crap!” said John.
“Yahoe, use Magic Dust!” Psycho commanded to Yahoe.
“Yahoe!” said Yahoe, as it flapped its tiny wings while hovering in the sky and releasing sparkly powder, causing all the Rocket Members to instantly fall asleep.
“Grab the weapons!” John said. “This isn’t a Horror movie, rules do not apply.” He and John grabbed the guns and shoved them into their Backpacks and Pockets. John and Psycho continued their rampage down a narrow hallway. “There should be an elevator close by.” said John.
*HYA!*
A big Rocket holding a Sledgehammer intercepted from above. “Prepare to die!” said the Sledgehammer Rocket.
“Ah! Turn around!” John said.
“Oh no!” said Psycho, as the Rockets from earlier had blocked their path.
“Beat em Sledge!” said the Rockets.
“With Pleasure.” said Sledge.
“Wait, I have an idea, Go Mankey!” John threw a Poke Ball.
“Mankey!” said Mankey.
“Mankey, Punch the Ground!” John commanded.
“Mankey!” said Mankey, *punch punch punch* Mankey punched a hole into the ground.
“Escape!” John said, and he and Psycho jumped into the hole.
“Ah! Cheaters!” said Sledge.
John and Psycho were at the 12th floor. Somehow, they landed on a Teleport Pad that instantly took them to the Top Floor. “Oh wow, I wonder if the Boss is here.” said John.
“Boss?” said Psycho.
“Hahaha.” said a laugh. From the shadows, walked out Giovanni, Boss of Team Rocket. “To tell the truth, I thought you all were done with this part of the game.” Giovanni said. “But since you decided to attack my base in Saffron which you shouldn’t have needed to do, I have no choice but to retaliate.” Giovanni finished, as he pressed a brown button on a remote, causing a door to open. A new figure emerged from the door. It was round, and appeared to have some sort of machine around its body. Psycho scanned it.
Omdebot
Type: Fire/Fighting
A Pokemon created by genetically modifying a potato with Flamethrowers.
“OMMMDEBOOOTTT!” said Omdebot, as it entered into the light, and it was indeed a giant potato with Flamethrowers, and vicious yellow teeth and eyes. “OMDEBOT!” said Omdebot, as it blasted fireballs at John and Psycho.
“Aw shit! I wasn’t expecting this.” said John.
“Leave it to me.” said Psycho, and Psycho ran up to Omdebot and began punching it.
“UuuuAWWW!” said Omdebot. “Omdebot!” said Omdebot, and it fired its fireballs. Psycho was not harmed.
“Now!” said Psycho, and he transformed his arm into a chainsaw blade!
“Wow! I didn’t know you could do that!” said John.
“Yup! I can transform my body into anything!” said Psycho, and he chopped Omdebot up, killing it.
“Gah!” said Giovanni. “Uh, why can’t I win? I have so much to worry about...” said Giovanni, as he vanished in the blink of an eye.
“What?” John and Psycho said in unison. “What did we do this for?” said John.
“Giovanni didn’t even tell us any secrets.” said Psycho.
“Our efforts here were a waste.” said John.
“John, I want to go into my Poke Ball.” said Psycho. John recalled Psycho.
“I think I will join you.” said John, as he opened the Poke Ball and successfully forced himself into it. The Poke Ball fell onto the ground and shook, eventually it reopened and released John.
“Oh.” said John, but with Psycho’s voice. “What?” said John-Psycho. “My body!” John-Psycho grabbed the Poke Ball and released it.
“Psycho!” said Psycho, but with John’s voice.
“Oh no! John!” said John-Psycho.
“Yes?” said Psycho-John.
“Our bodies, have been switched!” said John-Psycho.
“I hope you’re prepared for the mayhem as much as I!” said Psycho.
“Yahoe! Yahoe!” said Yahoe.
The helicopter landed on a helicopter pad atop a tall tower in the middle of Saffron City. The doors opened and the three exited.
“Go Charmeleon!” said John, releasing Charmeleon from its Poke Ball.
“Meleon!” said Charmeleon.
“Okay Charmeleon, when I say go, I want you to start rampaging!” John commanded.
“Meleon!” said Charmeleon.
“Lets go!” said Psycho, and John kicked the door in, and they ran down the stairs into Silph Co.
“MELEON! MELEON! MELEON!” shouted Charmeleon, as it blasted huge flames all around the hallways, frightening Rockets and Scientists.
“WAAAH! The tower is under attack!” they shouted.
“Hahaha!” said John.
“Hahaha!” laughed Psycho. “Say John, what are we doing exactly?”
“We’re just causing havoc for the fun of it!” answered John.
“Hahaha.” responded Psycho. John and Psycho walked down hallways, sometimes coming across barriers requiring keycards.
“Go Slowpoke!” said John.
“Slowpoke!” said Slowpoke.
“Slowpoke, Disintegration!” Commanded John, and Slowpoke shot out yellow beams from its eyes, causing the barrier to disappear. “Lets go!” John lead Psycho and Yahoe.
They entered a new room, and it was infested with Rocket Members, waiting to ambush them brandishing a lot of guns. “Aw crap!” said John.
“Yahoe, use Magic Dust!” Psycho commanded to Yahoe.
“Yahoe!” said Yahoe, as it flapped its tiny wings while hovering in the sky and releasing sparkly powder, causing all the Rocket Members to instantly fall asleep.
“Grab the weapons!” John said. “This isn’t a Horror movie, rules do not apply.” He and John grabbed the guns and shoved them into their Backpacks and Pockets. John and Psycho continued their rampage down a narrow hallway. “There should be an elevator close by.” said John.
*HYA!*
A big Rocket holding a Sledgehammer intercepted from above. “Prepare to die!” said the Sledgehammer Rocket.
“Ah! Turn around!” John said.
“Oh no!” said Psycho, as the Rockets from earlier had blocked their path.
“Beat em Sledge!” said the Rockets.
“With Pleasure.” said Sledge.
“Wait, I have an idea, Go Mankey!” John threw a Poke Ball.
“Mankey!” said Mankey.
“Mankey, Punch the Ground!” John commanded.
“Mankey!” said Mankey, *punch punch punch* Mankey punched a hole into the ground.
“Escape!” John said, and he and Psycho jumped into the hole.
“Ah! Cheaters!” said Sledge.
John and Psycho were at the 12th floor. Somehow, they landed on a Teleport Pad that instantly took them to the Top Floor. “Oh wow, I wonder if the Boss is here.” said John.
“Boss?” said Psycho.
“Hahaha.” said a laugh. From the shadows, walked out Giovanni, Boss of Team Rocket. “To tell the truth, I thought you all were done with this part of the game.” Giovanni said. “But since you decided to attack my base in Saffron which you shouldn’t have needed to do, I have no choice but to retaliate.” Giovanni finished, as he pressed a brown button on a remote, causing a door to open. A new figure emerged from the door. It was round, and appeared to have some sort of machine around its body. Psycho scanned it.
Omdebot
Type: Fire/Fighting
A Pokemon created by genetically modifying a potato with Flamethrowers.
“OMMMDEBOOOTTT!” said Omdebot, as it entered into the light, and it was indeed a giant potato with Flamethrowers, and vicious yellow teeth and eyes. “OMDEBOT!” said Omdebot, as it blasted fireballs at John and Psycho.
“Aw shit! I wasn’t expecting this.” said John.
“Leave it to me.” said Psycho, and Psycho ran up to Omdebot and began punching it.
“UuuuAWWW!” said Omdebot. “Omdebot!” said Omdebot, and it fired its fireballs. Psycho was not harmed.
“Now!” said Psycho, and he transformed his arm into a chainsaw blade!
“Wow! I didn’t know you could do that!” said John.
“Yup! I can transform my body into anything!” said Psycho, and he chopped Omdebot up, killing it.
“Gah!” said Giovanni. “Uh, why can’t I win? I have so much to worry about...” said Giovanni, as he vanished in the blink of an eye.
“What?” John and Psycho said in unison. “What did we do this for?” said John.
“Giovanni didn’t even tell us any secrets.” said Psycho.
“Our efforts here were a waste.” said John.
“John, I want to go into my Poke Ball.” said Psycho. John recalled Psycho.
“I think I will join you.” said John, as he opened the Poke Ball and successfully forced himself into it. The Poke Ball fell onto the ground and shook, eventually it reopened and released John.
“Oh.” said John, but with Psycho’s voice. “What?” said John-Psycho. “My body!” John-Psycho grabbed the Poke Ball and released it.
“Psycho!” said Psycho, but with John’s voice.
“Oh no! John!” said John-Psycho.
“Yes?” said Psycho-John.
“Our bodies, have been switched!” said John-Psycho.
Tuesday, November 8, 2011
Chapter 60: Matthew's Adventure in the Sea
“YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!”
*SPLOOOOSH!*
It was nighttime, and Matthew flew in and splashed into a remote part of the seas South of Kanto. Fortunately, there was a nearby reef, and Matthew swam to it and got out of the water.
“Huh-huh.” Matthew gasped for air. “What the hell was that Blaine doing? He held ME hostage, ATTACKED me, and he has the audacity to say it was all a game? And WHY would he warp me away like Kuma?” he asked, pondering to himself. “Shit, it’s cold...” he said, shivering at the cool, autumn night temperature. “Why didn’t I ever catch a Fire Pokemon? Ugh....”
Matthew survived the cool night, and he woke up to a warm morning. “Ugh, I wonder if there’s anything on this reef I could use?” he asked to himself. He walked to the other side of the reef and saw a creature splashing around. “Huh? A Pokemon?” he took out his Pokedex and scanned the creature.
Seel
Seal Pokemon
Type: Water
“Awesome! A Water Pokemon! I’ll get you!” Matthew wickedly said to the Seel with a mean grin.
“Seeeel....” said the passive Seel, and it shrugged off, and dove into the water, and came back with a Stone in its mouth.
“What you got there?” Matthew asked.
“Seel!” Seel said with a mean grin of its own, as it started to glow white, and evolved! “Dew-gong-gong-gong!” said the newly evolved Dewgong.
“What? So, you evolve for me? That’s awesome. You’re mine!” he said, taking out a Pokeball.
“Dew.” said Dewgong, as it touched its flipper onto the Stone, and again began to glow white.
“What? Dewgongs can’t evolve!” Matthew said, despite the fact Dewgong was indeed evolving once again.
Manateena
Type: Water/Ice
Thanks to a Mist Stone, Dewgong was able to evolve again, and unlock new powers.
“Shit!” said Matthew, as Manateena shot an Ice Beam at him, again blasting him away into the sea incased in ice.
*CRASH*
“Augh!” moaned Matthew, he was freezerburnt, and very dizzy. Fortunately, he was on a tropical island, with the sun heating him up quickly. “Ugh, where am I?” Matthew asked himself. He stood up, and noticed a long strip of land a short sea away. Behind him, he saw what appeared to be an established camp site, with cutting boards built onto the trees and a campfire pit dug, but nobody was camping. Matthew decided to walk up the long beach. Suddenly, from out of a bush of sea grape leaves, popped out a figure.
“Pika!” said what appeared to be a Pokemon.
“Whoa! It’s a Pikachu!” said Matthew.
“Pika?” the Pikachu said, turning its head. “Pika?” it said again, tilting its head the other way. “Pika?” it asked a third time, tilting its head back.
“Huh? What’s going on?” Matthew said, he took out his Pokedex, enabled the “Translate” feature and scanned the Pikachu.
“What? What? What?” said the Pokedex translating the Pikachu’s dialogue.
“Oh wow! A retarded Pikachu!” said an excited Matthew. “Ultra Ball, GO!” Matthew said, throwing an Ultra Ball at the Pikachu. Matthew captured it.
“Haha! Awesome!” said Matthew, proud of his capture. “But I wonder, where am I?”
“Ah! Bey! Whas gern on bey?” asked a short, chubby man wearing a straw hat and flower patterned shirt. He was approaching Matthew from the other side of the beach. “Whatchu sayin solja!” said the guy.
“Uh, hi, I’m lost.” said Matthew. “The GYM LEADER of Cinnabar Island kidnapped me and kept making me do these stupid things with his ocarina, and then he had the BALLS to humiliate me in front of the whole town, and act like it was a big joke, and just to kick ME away for not “playing along.”” Matthew groaned to the local.
“Ah bey, whatever. I ayn here to help you. You on your own! I jes here to let you know where you is. Welcome to the Southern Islands, bey. We hope you enjoy your time here in paradise!” said the Southern Island local.
“Paradise? You call this paradise!?” Matthew retorted. “I’m LOST! Do you have a Water or Flying Pokemon?” he asked.
“Nah bey, I ayn a Pokemon trainer! I jus here to tell you where you is.” answered the local.
“Then how did you get here?” Matthew asked.
“Bey, you asking me too many questions!” the local said, apparently surprised. “See, we from here!” he continued. “We can swem!” he said, as he walked into the water, and swam away. “So long maan! Take care! I ga see you again!” he finished, and vanished into the sea.
“Hmm. I don’t think Farfetch’d would be able to carry me that far.” Matthew said to himself. “Shit! I shouldn’t have traded that Gyarados!” he said, making a regret. He continued walking up the beach, until he got to a path in the bushes. “Hmmm.” Matthew said. There was a signpost, Matthew approached it and read it.
Junk Beach - 3 Miles North
Castle Settlement - 6 Miles North
“Christ, why’s it gotta be so far away?” Matthew screamed, as he in his exhaustion, walked up the path, hoping the trip to Castle Settlement will be smooth.
*SPLOOOOSH!*
It was nighttime, and Matthew flew in and splashed into a remote part of the seas South of Kanto. Fortunately, there was a nearby reef, and Matthew swam to it and got out of the water.
“Huh-huh.” Matthew gasped for air. “What the hell was that Blaine doing? He held ME hostage, ATTACKED me, and he has the audacity to say it was all a game? And WHY would he warp me away like Kuma?” he asked, pondering to himself. “Shit, it’s cold...” he said, shivering at the cool, autumn night temperature. “Why didn’t I ever catch a Fire Pokemon? Ugh....”
Matthew survived the cool night, and he woke up to a warm morning. “Ugh, I wonder if there’s anything on this reef I could use?” he asked to himself. He walked to the other side of the reef and saw a creature splashing around. “Huh? A Pokemon?” he took out his Pokedex and scanned the creature.
Seel
Seal Pokemon
Type: Water
“Awesome! A Water Pokemon! I’ll get you!” Matthew wickedly said to the Seel with a mean grin.
“Seeeel....” said the passive Seel, and it shrugged off, and dove into the water, and came back with a Stone in its mouth.
“What you got there?” Matthew asked.
“Seel!” Seel said with a mean grin of its own, as it started to glow white, and evolved! “Dew-gong-gong-gong!” said the newly evolved Dewgong.
“What? So, you evolve for me? That’s awesome. You’re mine!” he said, taking out a Pokeball.
“Dew.” said Dewgong, as it touched its flipper onto the Stone, and again began to glow white.
“What? Dewgongs can’t evolve!” Matthew said, despite the fact Dewgong was indeed evolving once again.
Manateena
Type: Water/Ice
Thanks to a Mist Stone, Dewgong was able to evolve again, and unlock new powers.
“Shit!” said Matthew, as Manateena shot an Ice Beam at him, again blasting him away into the sea incased in ice.
*CRASH*
“Augh!” moaned Matthew, he was freezerburnt, and very dizzy. Fortunately, he was on a tropical island, with the sun heating him up quickly. “Ugh, where am I?” Matthew asked himself. He stood up, and noticed a long strip of land a short sea away. Behind him, he saw what appeared to be an established camp site, with cutting boards built onto the trees and a campfire pit dug, but nobody was camping. Matthew decided to walk up the long beach. Suddenly, from out of a bush of sea grape leaves, popped out a figure.
“Pika!” said what appeared to be a Pokemon.
“Whoa! It’s a Pikachu!” said Matthew.
“Pika?” the Pikachu said, turning its head. “Pika?” it said again, tilting its head the other way. “Pika?” it asked a third time, tilting its head back.
“Huh? What’s going on?” Matthew said, he took out his Pokedex, enabled the “Translate” feature and scanned the Pikachu.
“What? What? What?” said the Pokedex translating the Pikachu’s dialogue.
“Oh wow! A retarded Pikachu!” said an excited Matthew. “Ultra Ball, GO!” Matthew said, throwing an Ultra Ball at the Pikachu. Matthew captured it.
“Haha! Awesome!” said Matthew, proud of his capture. “But I wonder, where am I?”
“Ah! Bey! Whas gern on bey?” asked a short, chubby man wearing a straw hat and flower patterned shirt. He was approaching Matthew from the other side of the beach. “Whatchu sayin solja!” said the guy.
“Uh, hi, I’m lost.” said Matthew. “The GYM LEADER of Cinnabar Island kidnapped me and kept making me do these stupid things with his ocarina, and then he had the BALLS to humiliate me in front of the whole town, and act like it was a big joke, and just to kick ME away for not “playing along.”” Matthew groaned to the local.
“Ah bey, whatever. I ayn here to help you. You on your own! I jes here to let you know where you is. Welcome to the Southern Islands, bey. We hope you enjoy your time here in paradise!” said the Southern Island local.
“Paradise? You call this paradise!?” Matthew retorted. “I’m LOST! Do you have a Water or Flying Pokemon?” he asked.
“Nah bey, I ayn a Pokemon trainer! I jus here to tell you where you is.” answered the local.
“Then how did you get here?” Matthew asked.
“Bey, you asking me too many questions!” the local said, apparently surprised. “See, we from here!” he continued. “We can swem!” he said, as he walked into the water, and swam away. “So long maan! Take care! I ga see you again!” he finished, and vanished into the sea.
“Hmm. I don’t think Farfetch’d would be able to carry me that far.” Matthew said to himself. “Shit! I shouldn’t have traded that Gyarados!” he said, making a regret. He continued walking up the beach, until he got to a path in the bushes. “Hmmm.” Matthew said. There was a signpost, Matthew approached it and read it.
Junk Beach - 3 Miles North
Castle Settlement - 6 Miles North
“Christ, why’s it gotta be so far away?” Matthew screamed, as he in his exhaustion, walked up the path, hoping the trip to Castle Settlement will be smooth.
Chapter 59: Tricked.
The hootenanny at West Town had gone quiet, and all the patrons had ran away. All that remained was Jason, Adam, Giovanni, Alex, the Assassin, Ash, Misty, and Brock. Jason’s Pokemon Mewtwo, Articuno and Zapdos were out, as was Alex’s Cyber Mew.
“Jason... What happened to you?” Adam said to Jason. “What happened to the friend I had in you? You’ve gotten so power hungry-”
“SHUT UP, Adam.” Jason said, cutting in. “I didn’t want you to know my secret. I CAN’T trust anyone, all thanks to... him.”
“Jason. What are you talking about? I don’t know any secret...” Adam responded.
“ATTACK!” Jason Commanded to Mewtwo, and Mewtwo launched at Adam.
“Ah!” shouted Adam. “I need your help, Go ‘Lectric!” he said, throwing a Poke Ball.
“Raichu!” said Adam’s Raichu.
“Thunder!” Adam Commanded.
“HALT!” shouted Jason, and he fired a psychic wave just as Mewtwo had, attacking ‘Lectric before it could properly attack.
“Now look, I’m really NOT interested in battling today.” said Jason.
“What are your intentions?” asked Adam.
“I’m going to the Pokemon League.” Jason answered. “I’m going to become the Pokemon Master, and all for my own gain!”
“That’s not what being a Pokemon Master is about!” shouted Ash, involving himself in the conversation. “It’s about raising your Pokemon with the respect and friendship they deserve.
“Well, well. Ash Ketchum. From Pallet Town right?” said Jason. “I know you. You’re really dense! Yeah, you’re dense!”
“Stop it!” cried Ash.
“Don’t evolve your Pokemon, and mainly because your Charizard just proves how awful a trainer you are.” Jason said, wickedly.
“What are YOU doing alive anyway?” asked Giovanni to Ash. “I had the Assassin kill you!”
“I don’t understand!” said the Assassin. “My Arbok did indeed inject venom into him!”
“Why did you try to kill me Giovanni?” asked Ash. “It’s not my fault your idiot henchmen Jessie and James have hyped my Pikachu up so much.”
“Look, that’s not all that important now!” said Giovanni. “You, you’re going to cause HUGE problems!” he said to Jason. “Say, didn’t you have a partner? When you attacked me at Rocket Casino?”
“Hah. You mean Andy?” said Jason. “I dropped him months ago!”
“What? What do you mean? What did you do to Andy?” Adam said.
“Hahaha. That useless fool. After we destroyed Rocket Casino, I sent him on a wild goose chase to Bill’s House at Cerulean Cape. The plan was to transform him into a Pokemon and steal his.”
“You WHAT?” shouted Adam, shocked and horrified to hear what Jason had just said.
“Like I said, that was months ago. So, so much has happened to me since then.” Jason said. “I’ve already demonstrated my now extraordinary Psychic Powers. Powers that allow me to control Mewtwo.”
“Alright, that’s enough!” said a mysterious voice.
“Whoa!” said Giovanni.
“At last!” said Misty.
On the stage, was none other than the mayor of West Town.
“Wait a minute, how did you get out?” said Jason.
“I gnawed my way through them ropes.” said the mayor of West Town. “Now I’m ordering all criminals to get out. You, for ruining the hootenanny. I order you out of West Town before I get the authorities on your ass!”
“Fine.” said Jason. “But Adam, just keep one thing in mind. I WILL win. I see the future, and its in my favor.” he said to Adam, with a creepy side glance.
“I don’t even remember why we came here.” said Alex.
“Guess we give up for now.” said Giovanni.
“Huh.” said the Assassin, and the criminals all went their ways.
“Well, guess its time for us to leave too. To Sky Town!” said Ash, and he and Misty & Brock walked off, leaving Adam to look at the night sky to sing a serenade.
"What is happening?
What has just?
The World of Pokemon
Has taken a turn for the worse.
Pokemon Human Violence.
Pokemon that aren’t Pokemon.
Trainers murdering others.
Psychos, Human-Type Pokemons. Leggy & Datin.
Is there any sense left in this world?"
“Whaaaaat is becoming! Of the Poooookemon, WORLD!!!!” serenaded Adam.
“Jason... What happened to you?” Adam said to Jason. “What happened to the friend I had in you? You’ve gotten so power hungry-”
“SHUT UP, Adam.” Jason said, cutting in. “I didn’t want you to know my secret. I CAN’T trust anyone, all thanks to... him.”
“Jason. What are you talking about? I don’t know any secret...” Adam responded.
“ATTACK!” Jason Commanded to Mewtwo, and Mewtwo launched at Adam.
“Ah!” shouted Adam. “I need your help, Go ‘Lectric!” he said, throwing a Poke Ball.
“Raichu!” said Adam’s Raichu.
“Thunder!” Adam Commanded.
“HALT!” shouted Jason, and he fired a psychic wave just as Mewtwo had, attacking ‘Lectric before it could properly attack.
“Now look, I’m really NOT interested in battling today.” said Jason.
“What are your intentions?” asked Adam.
“I’m going to the Pokemon League.” Jason answered. “I’m going to become the Pokemon Master, and all for my own gain!”
“That’s not what being a Pokemon Master is about!” shouted Ash, involving himself in the conversation. “It’s about raising your Pokemon with the respect and friendship they deserve.
“Well, well. Ash Ketchum. From Pallet Town right?” said Jason. “I know you. You’re really dense! Yeah, you’re dense!”
“Stop it!” cried Ash.
“Don’t evolve your Pokemon, and mainly because your Charizard just proves how awful a trainer you are.” Jason said, wickedly.
“What are YOU doing alive anyway?” asked Giovanni to Ash. “I had the Assassin kill you!”
“I don’t understand!” said the Assassin. “My Arbok did indeed inject venom into him!”
“Why did you try to kill me Giovanni?” asked Ash. “It’s not my fault your idiot henchmen Jessie and James have hyped my Pikachu up so much.”
“Look, that’s not all that important now!” said Giovanni. “You, you’re going to cause HUGE problems!” he said to Jason. “Say, didn’t you have a partner? When you attacked me at Rocket Casino?”
“Hah. You mean Andy?” said Jason. “I dropped him months ago!”
“What? What do you mean? What did you do to Andy?” Adam said.
“Hahaha. That useless fool. After we destroyed Rocket Casino, I sent him on a wild goose chase to Bill’s House at Cerulean Cape. The plan was to transform him into a Pokemon and steal his.”
“You WHAT?” shouted Adam, shocked and horrified to hear what Jason had just said.
“Like I said, that was months ago. So, so much has happened to me since then.” Jason said. “I’ve already demonstrated my now extraordinary Psychic Powers. Powers that allow me to control Mewtwo.”
“Alright, that’s enough!” said a mysterious voice.
“Whoa!” said Giovanni.
“At last!” said Misty.
On the stage, was none other than the mayor of West Town.
“Wait a minute, how did you get out?” said Jason.
“I gnawed my way through them ropes.” said the mayor of West Town. “Now I’m ordering all criminals to get out. You, for ruining the hootenanny. I order you out of West Town before I get the authorities on your ass!”
“Fine.” said Jason. “But Adam, just keep one thing in mind. I WILL win. I see the future, and its in my favor.” he said to Adam, with a creepy side glance.
“I don’t even remember why we came here.” said Alex.
“Guess we give up for now.” said Giovanni.
“Huh.” said the Assassin, and the criminals all went their ways.
“Well, guess its time for us to leave too. To Sky Town!” said Ash, and he and Misty & Brock walked off, leaving Adam to look at the night sky to sing a serenade.
"What is happening?
What has just?
The World of Pokemon
Has taken a turn for the worse.
Pokemon Human Violence.
Pokemon that aren’t Pokemon.
Trainers murdering others.
Psychos, Human-Type Pokemons. Leggy & Datin.
Is there any sense left in this world?"
“Whaaaaat is becoming! Of the Poooookemon, WORLD!!!!” serenaded Adam.
Saturday, November 5, 2011
Chapter 58: Controller of Legends!
The crowd at the hootenanny was silent. Giovanni, Alex, and the Assassin appeared, causing the Hooded Figure to reveal himself to be Jason, one of Adam’s best friends. Furthermore, it appeared Jason has captured Mewtwo, the genetic clone of Mew, the “Adam & Eve” of Pokemon. Ash, Misty and Brock, who were in the crowd, were flabbergasted.
“Didn’t Mewtwo almost take over the world?” asked Ash.
“That Pokemon almost killed us!” said Misty.
“What are you doing with it?” asked Brock.
“Jason!” shouted Adam. “What has become of you?” Jason looked at Adam, and responded with a mean grin.
“You foolish trainer.” said Giovanni. “I told you, the powers of Operation I.S.O. were too much for you.”
Jason looked up to Giovanni, folded in his arms and said, “I, am in control.”
“Cyber Mew, use Psyshock!” Alex commanded to Cyber Mew.
“Chraaa!” said Cyber Mew, and it charged up a Silver and Pink blast to Mewtwo.
“Absorb and Counter!” Jason commanded.
“NGHN!” Mewtwo grunted, as it somehow caught the Psyshock attack, and passed it back to Cyber Mew, doubled in strength. The Psyshock blast erupted and heavily damaged Cyber Mew in an explosion.
“Cyber Mew!” shouted Giovanni. “How can this be?” Giovanni looked directly into Mewtwo’s eyes. “Mewtwo, its me, your father. Giovanni!” he said to Mewtwo.
“Hahaha.” laughed Jason. “That isn’t going to work.” he said arrogantly. “Mewtwo’s memory has been completely wiped.”
“What?” said Giovanni.
“Huh?” Adam responded...
Adam remembered the time Jake attacked Mewtwo at New Island.
“Porygon, go into Mewtwo’s Brain and SCRAMBLE IT!” Jake commanded...
“Before the castle collapsed, I jumped in from the window I was hiding, and I quickly snagged the unconscious Mewtwo.” said Jason, revealing exactly how he captured Mewtwo. “Since its memory was wiped, I was able to convince it I was his Supreme Master.”
“This is impossible.” said Giovanni. “You trainers, you just cannot capture Legendary Pokemon. The Balance of everything would fall apart.”
“You know, its funny you say that.” said Jason. “But first, I have a bone to pick with you, Alex. You captured Operation I.S.E., I command you to give it to me to spare your life!” ordered Jason, for he seemed he indeed had the power to end Alex’s life.
“Huh?” responded Alex. “I hate to break it to you, but you got the wrong Alex. My twin brother, the Good Alex, captured Mewthree.” Alex said, revealing that he and the Good, Brown-haired Alex were twins.
“What? Dammit!” said Jason. “But, Giovanni, its funny you should mention that the Balance of everything falls apart.” he finished, holding two Poke Balls and throwing them into the air.
“Zapdos!” shouted a yellow, electric bird.
“Artic-Uno!” said a beautiful, blue, ice bird.
“No way!” said Giovanni in shock. Adam looked in amazement. “How? How could this have happened?”
“Sorry.” said Jason. “But I’m officially the big bad of the story!” he said to Giovanni, with a wicked, evil, terrible look in his eyes.
“NGHNYA!” said Mewtwo, and it launched a circular psychic wave, slashing the hootenanny apart.
“Agh! We gotta escape!” shouted the patrons. “Agh! Theres trouble in West Town! Team Rocket, and a strange new threat!”
“Didn’t Mewtwo almost take over the world?” asked Ash.
“That Pokemon almost killed us!” said Misty.
“What are you doing with it?” asked Brock.
“Jason!” shouted Adam. “What has become of you?” Jason looked at Adam, and responded with a mean grin.
“You foolish trainer.” said Giovanni. “I told you, the powers of Operation I.S.O. were too much for you.”
Jason looked up to Giovanni, folded in his arms and said, “I, am in control.”
“Cyber Mew, use Psyshock!” Alex commanded to Cyber Mew.
“Chraaa!” said Cyber Mew, and it charged up a Silver and Pink blast to Mewtwo.
“Absorb and Counter!” Jason commanded.
“NGHN!” Mewtwo grunted, as it somehow caught the Psyshock attack, and passed it back to Cyber Mew, doubled in strength. The Psyshock blast erupted and heavily damaged Cyber Mew in an explosion.
“Cyber Mew!” shouted Giovanni. “How can this be?” Giovanni looked directly into Mewtwo’s eyes. “Mewtwo, its me, your father. Giovanni!” he said to Mewtwo.
“Hahaha.” laughed Jason. “That isn’t going to work.” he said arrogantly. “Mewtwo’s memory has been completely wiped.”
“What?” said Giovanni.
“Huh?” Adam responded...
Adam remembered the time Jake attacked Mewtwo at New Island.
“Porygon, go into Mewtwo’s Brain and SCRAMBLE IT!” Jake commanded...
“Before the castle collapsed, I jumped in from the window I was hiding, and I quickly snagged the unconscious Mewtwo.” said Jason, revealing exactly how he captured Mewtwo. “Since its memory was wiped, I was able to convince it I was his Supreme Master.”
“This is impossible.” said Giovanni. “You trainers, you just cannot capture Legendary Pokemon. The Balance of everything would fall apart.”
“You know, its funny you say that.” said Jason. “But first, I have a bone to pick with you, Alex. You captured Operation I.S.E., I command you to give it to me to spare your life!” ordered Jason, for he seemed he indeed had the power to end Alex’s life.
“Huh?” responded Alex. “I hate to break it to you, but you got the wrong Alex. My twin brother, the Good Alex, captured Mewthree.” Alex said, revealing that he and the Good, Brown-haired Alex were twins.
“What? Dammit!” said Jason. “But, Giovanni, its funny you should mention that the Balance of everything falls apart.” he finished, holding two Poke Balls and throwing them into the air.
“Zapdos!” shouted a yellow, electric bird.
“Artic-Uno!” said a beautiful, blue, ice bird.
“No way!” said Giovanni in shock. Adam looked in amazement. “How? How could this have happened?”
“Sorry.” said Jason. “But I’m officially the big bad of the story!” he said to Giovanni, with a wicked, evil, terrible look in his eyes.
“NGHNYA!” said Mewtwo, and it launched a circular psychic wave, slashing the hootenanny apart.
“Agh! We gotta escape!” shouted the patrons. “Agh! Theres trouble in West Town! Team Rocket, and a strange new threat!”
Wednesday, November 2, 2011
Chapter 57: Sudden Takeover
It was nighttime in West Town. The townsfolk were setting up an old-fashioned hootenanny, which was sure to be an event. Adam continued lounging around on the saloon porch, picking up a few phone numbers from female passers by. Ash, Misty and Brock passed by, each wearing cowboy hats to avoid Pidgeotto poop. “I hope this hootenanny will be a lot of fun.” said Ash.
“I’m sure it’ll be great!” said Misty. “Ash, you should include your Tauros in the Stampede Race!”
“The mayor still hasn’t returned.” said Brock. “I’m hoping nothing bad happens tonight.”
“You spoke too soon, Brock.” said Misty. From the sky, a man and woman wearing T-Shirts with a Red R on it appeared, clinging onto ropes. They had a Meowth with them.
“Hahahahahahaha!” laughed the trio.
“Team Rocket!” said Ash. “What do you want?” he asked.
“Prepare for trouble!” said the woman.
“And make it double.” said the deep-voiced man.
To protect the world from devastation.
To unite all peoples within our nation.
To denounce the evils of truth and love.
To extend our reach to the stars above.
Jessie.
James.
Team Rocket, blasts off at the speed of light.
Surrender now, or prepare to fight!
“Meee-owth! That’s right!” said the Meowth, who spoke with a voice all real-life cats have.
“Your here to steal Pikachu again aren’t you?” asked Ash.
“Haha, how’d you guess?” responded Jessie. James walked up to Pikachu, and picked it up.
“Pika!” said Pikachu. “CHHUUUU!” it shouted, as it shocked James but to no avail.
“Hahaha.” laughed James. “That’s not going to work this time! We are wearing expandable, see-through rubber suits! Haven’t you learned your electricity is useless yet?”
“Augh! Pikachu!” shouted Ash, forgetting he has 5 more Pokemon on him that could help. Adam looked from the saloon porch and sighed.
“Let me show you how to really take care of someone.” said Adam. “Poke Ball, go!” Adam threw his Poke Ball, the energy revealed into Adam’s Raichu, ‘Lectric.
“Raichu!” said ‘Lectric, standing proud and seemingly not regretting its evolution.
“‘Lectric, Quick Attack!” Adam commanded.
“Raichu!” said ‘Lectric, and it launched at quick speed into Team Rocket, hitting them and causing them to lose grip on Pikachu.
“Pikachu!” said Ash, relieved to have his Pikachu back like it was in any real danger.
“Pikapi!” said Pikachu, who was apparently desperately afraid for its life.
“Now ‘Lectric, Tail Smash!” ordered Adam.
“Wait, time for Slash!” said Meowth, who stood up and retaliated at ‘Lectric, scratching its face and causing it to bleed from its cheek.
“Rai!” said an enraged ‘Lectric. “Raichu!” said ‘Lectric, launching back with a massive Thunderbolt.
“MEOWTH!” said Meowth, shocked heavily. “I’m not USED to Raichu Electricity!”
“‘Lectric, Torpedo!” Adam commanded.
“Raichu!” said ‘Lectric, its body turned yellow-white and *brrrrrrZAP!* ‘Lectric launched as an electric Torpedo into Meowth, who fainted.
“Agh!” said Jessie. “Go Likitung!” said Jessie, throwing a Poke Ball.
“Liki!” said Likitung.
“Return ‘Lectric.” Adam said, recalling his Raichu. “Go Pinko!”
“Cle-fABLE!” said Pinko, who was now a Clefable.
“Pinko, Ice Beam!” Adam commanded. Pinko smiled, and pulled out an Ice Ray, shooting Likitung with it and freezing it.
“Oh no!” said Jessie. “Likitung!”
“Go Blaze!” said Adam, tossing a Poke Ball to reveal his Charizard.
“Lizard!” said Blaze.
“Fire Blast, Blaze!” Adam ordered.
“Lizardon!” said Blaze, and it blasted a huge fire burst at Team Rocket, erupting them into flaming figures.
“Ah! Our Rubber suits are melting!” screamed James.
“The twerp’s Charizard wasn’t even thought of because its useless, but we didn’t think of ANOTHER Charizard!” said Jessie.
“Pikachu!” Pikachu said, shooting lightning at Team Rocket.
“Nooooooo!” screamed the trio.
“We’re blasting off again!” they said, disappearing into the night sky.
“Hey, thanks!” said Ash.
“Don’t mention it.” responded Adam.
The hootenanny was going on, the patrons were enjoying the dancing, socializing, and drinks. The hooded guy was sitting on a chair, minding his own business and drinking a martini. Adam was enjoying the crowds.
“PREPARE! PREPARE! HAHAHA!” said a sudden, mysterious, amplified voice. “Hahahaha.” the voice laughed again. In the blink of an eye, three figures appeared. “Haha, West Town, we are New Team Rocket, and we are taking over!” said the man in the middle, who resembled a Yakuza Boss. The Hooded Figure stood up.
“Giovanni! What are you doing here?” the hooded figure asked.
“Huh? It’s you huh?” Giovanni asked.
“I’ll take care of him.” said one of his cohorts, who wore a trenchcoat and a beret. “Go Arbok!”
“Chaaa-bok!” said Arbok.
“Arbok, Assassins Needle!” he commanded. Arbok launched to the Hooded Figure.
“No.” the Hooded Man said, and with Psychic Power, Arbok was thrown to the floor. “Giovanni, Alex, Assassin, you aren’t going to get in the way of MY plans...” he said. “Go, Poke Ball!” he tossed a Poke Ball into the air, releasing a Rhydon.
“Rhy-don!” said Rhydon.
“Rhydon, Jump Smash!” The Hooded Figure commanded. Rhydon jumped into the air, and smashed onto the stage with its Rock ass, destroying it. Giovanni, Alex, and the Assassin laid in the debris, and each eventually got up.
“Hahaha.” laughed Alex. “You’re the one from the prophecy aren’t you? You actually think you are? One of MY rivals?” Alex said.
“Alex, how dumb you are. You know I’m capturing everything, everything powerful.” responded the Hooded Figure.
“Hahaha.” laughed Alex. “I, will show you power.” he said, taking out a Silver Poke Ball, tossing it and revealing into a new figure.
Cyber Mew
Type: Psychic
Cyber Mew was created by artificially merging Mew DNA into a cybernetic body.
Cyber Mew resembled Mew, but was very Silver in color. Its eyes were a blue-silver color.
“So. You have Operation I.S.Z.” said the Hooded Figure. “But I have something even better.” he said, tilting his head into the light, revealing parts of his face. “You’re right, Alex. I am the one in the prophecy. The best part is, I’m going to win.” he said, with a wicked grin. He took out a Poke Ball. “It is time, to lay out my intentions.” he said, and he threw the Poke Ball.
The Pokemon revealed caused a big shock in the crowds. Giovanni, Alex and the Assassin held amazed expressions. “Impossible! This is impossible!” said Giovanni.
“I can’t believe it!” said Ash, him and Misty & Brock in shock. Adam stared in shock too. Standing in the middle of the battlefield, was Mewtwo, the clone of Mew.
“This is just the beginning.” said the Hooded figure with a smile, and he tossed off his hood, revealing his face. Adam dropped onto the ground in shock to finally see the identity of the mysterious hooded figure him and his friends had encountered throughout their journey. “Hahahahahaha. HAHAHAHAHAHA.” the figure evilly laughed.
The Hooded Figure, was none other than Jason.
“I’m sure it’ll be great!” said Misty. “Ash, you should include your Tauros in the Stampede Race!”
“The mayor still hasn’t returned.” said Brock. “I’m hoping nothing bad happens tonight.”
“You spoke too soon, Brock.” said Misty. From the sky, a man and woman wearing T-Shirts with a Red R on it appeared, clinging onto ropes. They had a Meowth with them.
“Hahahahahahaha!” laughed the trio.
“Team Rocket!” said Ash. “What do you want?” he asked.
“Prepare for trouble!” said the woman.
“And make it double.” said the deep-voiced man.
To protect the world from devastation.
To unite all peoples within our nation.
To denounce the evils of truth and love.
To extend our reach to the stars above.
Jessie.
James.
Team Rocket, blasts off at the speed of light.
Surrender now, or prepare to fight!
“Meee-owth! That’s right!” said the Meowth, who spoke with a voice all real-life cats have.
“Your here to steal Pikachu again aren’t you?” asked Ash.
“Haha, how’d you guess?” responded Jessie. James walked up to Pikachu, and picked it up.
“Pika!” said Pikachu. “CHHUUUU!” it shouted, as it shocked James but to no avail.
“Hahaha.” laughed James. “That’s not going to work this time! We are wearing expandable, see-through rubber suits! Haven’t you learned your electricity is useless yet?”
“Augh! Pikachu!” shouted Ash, forgetting he has 5 more Pokemon on him that could help. Adam looked from the saloon porch and sighed.
“Let me show you how to really take care of someone.” said Adam. “Poke Ball, go!” Adam threw his Poke Ball, the energy revealed into Adam’s Raichu, ‘Lectric.
“Raichu!” said ‘Lectric, standing proud and seemingly not regretting its evolution.
“‘Lectric, Quick Attack!” Adam commanded.
“Raichu!” said ‘Lectric, and it launched at quick speed into Team Rocket, hitting them and causing them to lose grip on Pikachu.
“Pikachu!” said Ash, relieved to have his Pikachu back like it was in any real danger.
“Pikapi!” said Pikachu, who was apparently desperately afraid for its life.
“Now ‘Lectric, Tail Smash!” ordered Adam.
“Wait, time for Slash!” said Meowth, who stood up and retaliated at ‘Lectric, scratching its face and causing it to bleed from its cheek.
“Rai!” said an enraged ‘Lectric. “Raichu!” said ‘Lectric, launching back with a massive Thunderbolt.
“MEOWTH!” said Meowth, shocked heavily. “I’m not USED to Raichu Electricity!”
“‘Lectric, Torpedo!” Adam commanded.
“Raichu!” said ‘Lectric, its body turned yellow-white and *brrrrrrZAP!* ‘Lectric launched as an electric Torpedo into Meowth, who fainted.
“Agh!” said Jessie. “Go Likitung!” said Jessie, throwing a Poke Ball.
“Liki!” said Likitung.
“Return ‘Lectric.” Adam said, recalling his Raichu. “Go Pinko!”
“Cle-fABLE!” said Pinko, who was now a Clefable.
“Pinko, Ice Beam!” Adam commanded. Pinko smiled, and pulled out an Ice Ray, shooting Likitung with it and freezing it.
“Oh no!” said Jessie. “Likitung!”
“Go Blaze!” said Adam, tossing a Poke Ball to reveal his Charizard.
“Lizard!” said Blaze.
“Fire Blast, Blaze!” Adam ordered.
“Lizardon!” said Blaze, and it blasted a huge fire burst at Team Rocket, erupting them into flaming figures.
“Ah! Our Rubber suits are melting!” screamed James.
“The twerp’s Charizard wasn’t even thought of because its useless, but we didn’t think of ANOTHER Charizard!” said Jessie.
“Pikachu!” Pikachu said, shooting lightning at Team Rocket.
“Nooooooo!” screamed the trio.
“We’re blasting off again!” they said, disappearing into the night sky.
“Hey, thanks!” said Ash.
“Don’t mention it.” responded Adam.
The hootenanny was going on, the patrons were enjoying the dancing, socializing, and drinks. The hooded guy was sitting on a chair, minding his own business and drinking a martini. Adam was enjoying the crowds.
“PREPARE! PREPARE! HAHAHA!” said a sudden, mysterious, amplified voice. “Hahahaha.” the voice laughed again. In the blink of an eye, three figures appeared. “Haha, West Town, we are New Team Rocket, and we are taking over!” said the man in the middle, who resembled a Yakuza Boss. The Hooded Figure stood up.
“Giovanni! What are you doing here?” the hooded figure asked.
“Huh? It’s you huh?” Giovanni asked.
“I’ll take care of him.” said one of his cohorts, who wore a trenchcoat and a beret. “Go Arbok!”
“Chaaa-bok!” said Arbok.
“Arbok, Assassins Needle!” he commanded. Arbok launched to the Hooded Figure.
“No.” the Hooded Man said, and with Psychic Power, Arbok was thrown to the floor. “Giovanni, Alex, Assassin, you aren’t going to get in the way of MY plans...” he said. “Go, Poke Ball!” he tossed a Poke Ball into the air, releasing a Rhydon.
“Rhy-don!” said Rhydon.
“Rhydon, Jump Smash!” The Hooded Figure commanded. Rhydon jumped into the air, and smashed onto the stage with its Rock ass, destroying it. Giovanni, Alex, and the Assassin laid in the debris, and each eventually got up.
“Hahaha.” laughed Alex. “You’re the one from the prophecy aren’t you? You actually think you are? One of MY rivals?” Alex said.
“Alex, how dumb you are. You know I’m capturing everything, everything powerful.” responded the Hooded Figure.
“Hahaha.” laughed Alex. “I, will show you power.” he said, taking out a Silver Poke Ball, tossing it and revealing into a new figure.
Cyber Mew
Type: Psychic
Cyber Mew was created by artificially merging Mew DNA into a cybernetic body.
Cyber Mew resembled Mew, but was very Silver in color. Its eyes were a blue-silver color.
“So. You have Operation I.S.Z.” said the Hooded Figure. “But I have something even better.” he said, tilting his head into the light, revealing parts of his face. “You’re right, Alex. I am the one in the prophecy. The best part is, I’m going to win.” he said, with a wicked grin. He took out a Poke Ball. “It is time, to lay out my intentions.” he said, and he threw the Poke Ball.
The Pokemon revealed caused a big shock in the crowds. Giovanni, Alex and the Assassin held amazed expressions. “Impossible! This is impossible!” said Giovanni.
“I can’t believe it!” said Ash, him and Misty & Brock in shock. Adam stared in shock too. Standing in the middle of the battlefield, was Mewtwo, the clone of Mew.
“This is just the beginning.” said the Hooded figure with a smile, and he tossed off his hood, revealing his face. Adam dropped onto the ground in shock to finally see the identity of the mysterious hooded figure him and his friends had encountered throughout their journey. “Hahahahahaha. HAHAHAHAHAHA.” the figure evilly laughed.
The Hooded Figure, was none other than Jason.
Tuesday, November 1, 2011
Chapter 56: West Town
Adam was sitting on a rustic, wooden bench, on the porch of a 1880s style saloon. He was wearing a cowboy hat and also had shades on. He was vacationing in West Town, a small town to the north of Vermillion City, famous for the old west style it had. All patrons usually wore a cowboy hat of some sort to protect their heads from Pidgeotto droppings that often came from the flying-overhead birds all over the town. Adam had recently acquired all 8 Pokemon Badges required to enter the Pokemon League, and was vacationing before going into big training mode before the Pokemon League. It was morning in West Town, but to Adam, the town wasn’t as vibrant as it was the day before. It was as if there was no order. Three trainers suddenly entered the town; one was a 10 year old wearing blue, had a hat on and had a Pikachu on his shoulder. He was accompanied by a Red-Haired Girl with 80s style hair and a tall, colored man with slanted eyes. “Where have we wandered aimlessly to this time, Brock?” asked the girl.
“Wow, looks like we’re in West Town!” said the colored man.
“I wonder if there’s a Pokemon Gym here?” asked the kid.
“Now Ash, you’re supposed to be training your Pokemon!” said Brock.
“Awwwww, but Brock, I want to have a gym battle!” Ash whined.
“Ugh...” said Adam, and he walked into the Saloon to get away from the argument.
Adam was inside the saloon, and walked up to the bar, and sat on a stool.
“Whiskey!” Adam ordered, and a shot of whiskey was slid down the bar. Adam took the hit. Sitting a few stools away, Adam noticed a hooded man, he could see parts of his face, but the hooded man quickly shifted to hide back. After a few seconds, he pulled his hood in to keep his face hidden as he turned to his side.
“I had hoped none of you would be here.” said the hooded man. “It doesn’t really matter though.” he finished, and got up and walked upstairs into his hotel room.
“Hmmm.” said Adam. “Do you know who that guy was?” Adam asked the barkeep.
“He’s been here for a few days.” answered the barkeep. “Our mayor didn’t trust him, which might have had something to do with his sudden disappearance yesterday!”
“What? That must’ve happened just before I came here...” Adam said.
“Well, our mayor vanishes sometimes actually.” copped out the barkeep. “It’s nothing new to us. But still, that hooded man, something’s not right with him...” finished the barkeep.
Meanwhile......
In a warehouse a few miles away from West Town.
Three silhouettes were standing.
“To attack the world with Devastation!
To wipe all mankind within each nation!
To promote the evils of hate and Love!
To stretch our goal from right above!”
“Giovanni!”
“Alex!”
“Assassin!”
“New Team Rocket, orbiting around at the speed of light!”
“Surrender, now. Or prepare to fight!” said Alex, as he held up a Silver Poke Ball.
“Wow, looks like we’re in West Town!” said the colored man.
“I wonder if there’s a Pokemon Gym here?” asked the kid.
“Now Ash, you’re supposed to be training your Pokemon!” said Brock.
“Awwwww, but Brock, I want to have a gym battle!” Ash whined.
“Ugh...” said Adam, and he walked into the Saloon to get away from the argument.
Adam was inside the saloon, and walked up to the bar, and sat on a stool.
“Whiskey!” Adam ordered, and a shot of whiskey was slid down the bar. Adam took the hit. Sitting a few stools away, Adam noticed a hooded man, he could see parts of his face, but the hooded man quickly shifted to hide back. After a few seconds, he pulled his hood in to keep his face hidden as he turned to his side.
“I had hoped none of you would be here.” said the hooded man. “It doesn’t really matter though.” he finished, and got up and walked upstairs into his hotel room.
“Hmmm.” said Adam. “Do you know who that guy was?” Adam asked the barkeep.
“He’s been here for a few days.” answered the barkeep. “Our mayor didn’t trust him, which might have had something to do with his sudden disappearance yesterday!”
“What? That must’ve happened just before I came here...” Adam said.
“Well, our mayor vanishes sometimes actually.” copped out the barkeep. “It’s nothing new to us. But still, that hooded man, something’s not right with him...” finished the barkeep.
Meanwhile......
In a warehouse a few miles away from West Town.
Three silhouettes were standing.
“To attack the world with Devastation!
To wipe all mankind within each nation!
To promote the evils of hate and Love!
To stretch our goal from right above!”
“Giovanni!”
“Alex!”
“Assassin!”
“New Team Rocket, orbiting around at the speed of light!”
“Surrender, now. Or prepare to fight!” said Alex, as he held up a Silver Poke Ball.
Saturday, October 15, 2011
Independent Reaction to my fanfic.
You guys never comment or vote in my polls, but I don't care. I never expected much reaction anyway, a lot of the chapters are really quickly typed up, I'm just doing this for the hell of it and because I've been seeding this crazy story since 2001. I've only advertised this fic at Serebii forums, and I'm known there for being a whiny bitch :p However, attention whore that I am, wanted an actual response to this shit I'm wasting my time on. This was on a *chan board I go to.
Me:
>>http://akantonretelling.blogspot.com/
A stupid Pokemon fan fic I started writing since I just need to get this story out of my head. It's about 40% done. I don't care if it sucks or not because I'm fucking completing this so I can get it out of my head and move on with my life.
Features:
- A large cast of male Pokemon trainers getting involved in many shenanigans.
- Pikablu, with a backstory.
- Takes place alongside the Pokemon anime. Ash Ketchum's quest is going on at the same time as this story.
- Team Rocket and Giovanni are featured prominently in an all new story.
- Features Pokemon exclusive to the story (Pikablu, Steelkat, Ninja)
Give it a read!
Anon #1
>Pokemon fanfic
>OP implies you watch the anime
>Shitty fanmade pokemon with shitty names ("Ninja"? Really?)
"Sounds like something the average 8 year old would have written on DA had it existed back in '98."
>Pikablu, which implies you were around back when that was a thing
"Pretty clear you're a manchild. I'm honestly repulsed that you even thought anyone would be interested."
My Response:
Yes, I was around when Pikablu was a thing. I just included it because that's what (redacted) did.
And yes, I'm 25. I have to write this fic to get the story out of my head.
And yes, Ninja is stupid, even more so he has nothing to do with a Ninja.
Eventually I confessed I started to write this under the influence of TvTropes (and, come on, if you have been reading, THAT should have been obvious) and it led to a bunch of funny reaction shots of me saying "I'm a troper."
I haven't expected good comments from the start; I KNOW this fanfic is shit. I've spent a lot of 2011 reflecting and thinking introspectively on my life, writing out this damn fanfic, and getting this stupid story out of my head is me fixing one of my many problems. It's also for this reason I'm taking a break from updating, now I'm pressing the weights, making amazing progress, another shackle crumbling. Work is starting back up soon too!
I'm still writing from time to time though, I've finally revealed the identity of the Hooded Rider. Believe me, I left a lot of hints in past chapters.
I'll resume when I'm ready. Until then, allow me to live out the rest of 2011 with this state of mind I've developed.
Maybe, I'll be back to my old, 2004-2007 self again, who knows?
Me:
>>http://akantonretelling.blogspot.com/
A stupid Pokemon fan fic I started writing since I just need to get this story out of my head. It's about 40% done. I don't care if it sucks or not because I'm fucking completing this so I can get it out of my head and move on with my life.
Features:
- A large cast of male Pokemon trainers getting involved in many shenanigans.
- Pikablu, with a backstory.
- Takes place alongside the Pokemon anime. Ash Ketchum's quest is going on at the same time as this story.
- Team Rocket and Giovanni are featured prominently in an all new story.
- Features Pokemon exclusive to the story (Pikablu, Steelkat, Ninja)
Give it a read!
Anon #1
>Pokemon fanfic
>OP implies you watch the anime
>Shitty fanmade pokemon with shitty names ("Ninja"? Really?)
"Sounds like something the average 8 year old would have written on DA had it existed back in '98."
>Pikablu, which implies you were around back when that was a thing
"Pretty clear you're a manchild. I'm honestly repulsed that you even thought anyone would be interested."
My Response:
Yes, I was around when Pikablu was a thing. I just included it because that's what (redacted) did.
And yes, I'm 25. I have to write this fic to get the story out of my head.
And yes, Ninja is stupid, even more so he has nothing to do with a Ninja.
Eventually I confessed I started to write this under the influence of TvTropes (and, come on, if you have been reading, THAT should have been obvious) and it led to a bunch of funny reaction shots of me saying "I'm a troper."
I haven't expected good comments from the start; I KNOW this fanfic is shit. I've spent a lot of 2011 reflecting and thinking introspectively on my life, writing out this damn fanfic, and getting this stupid story out of my head is me fixing one of my many problems. It's also for this reason I'm taking a break from updating, now I'm pressing the weights, making amazing progress, another shackle crumbling. Work is starting back up soon too!
I'm still writing from time to time though, I've finally revealed the identity of the Hooded Rider. Believe me, I left a lot of hints in past chapters.
I'll resume when I'm ready. Until then, allow me to live out the rest of 2011 with this state of mind I've developed.
Maybe, I'll be back to my old, 2004-2007 self again, who knows?
Friday, October 7, 2011
Friday, September 30, 2011
Chapter 55: Froglett
It was a sunset on the horizon, and a helicopter was plowing through the skies of Kanto. Inside was John, Psycho, and Yahoe. They had just left Pewter City after destroying Brock’s Gym, leaving it to eventually be remodeled by his mother. After their needless act of destruction, they got back into their Helicopter and decided to fly towards Saffron City and discover any secrets there. Suddenly, the helicopter started to rumble.
“Yahoe?” said Yahoe.
“Oh shit! We’re out of gas!” said John. “We will have to evacuate!”
“Oh, how would we survive that?” asked Psycho.
“Go Charmeleon!” John said, throwing a Poke Ball.
“Charmeleon!” said Charmeleon.
“Charmeleon, transform into a Jetpack!” ordered John.
“Meleon!” said Charmeleon, who transformed into a jetpack.
“Wow!” said Psycho.
“Alright, grab on!” said John, and Psycho and Yahoe grabbed onto him. John successfully dodged the helicopter blades, and evacuated the crashing helicopter, which exploded.
“Aw shit!” said Psycho. “Lemme go!” he said, as he let go of John and transformed wings onto his body, and fluttered down to the ground. Eventually, John and Yahoe landed.
“Alright guys, time for a briefing.” John said. “Lets go Pokemon!” he said, releasing Mankey, Geodude, Slowpoke, and Charmeleon.
“Mankey is the de-facto leader. He calls Helicopters and can Punch the Ground.” John said pointing to Mankey. “Mankey, Punch the Ground!” John commanded.
“Mankey!” said Mankey, and it punched the ground into a deep hole.
“Geodude is the item creator, but so far, it can only create Full Scuba Sets.” he said, pointing to Geodude wearing a Scuba Set.
“Slowpoke, I caught spur of the moment, but I know what I’ll do. I’ll teach you “Disintegration Beam”.” John said, writing “Disintegration Beam” on a Random TM. “Hey, that’ll be fun!” and he scribbled something on another Random TM and he broke both onto Slowpoke.
“Slowpoke...” said Slowpoke.
“Now, Slowpoke, use Disintegration Beam on that boulder!” John commanded.
“Slowwww... poke.” said Slowpoke, and it shot a laser beam from its eyes and disintegrated a giant boulder.
“Charmeleon too was a last minute addition before I got to the Mountains of Mystery. It surprisingly evolved quick to!” John said, pointing to Charmeleon.
“Meleon.” said Charmeleon.
“He doesn’t really have a special role yet though.” John said.
“Meleon!” said Charmeleon, grabbing a Random TM and writing on it, and breaking it on him.
“Charmeleon! Don’t steal my Random TMs, I have a limited number!” John screamed.
“Meleon!” said Charmeleon, as it shook its arms and caused coins to come out of its mouth.
“Wow! Dollar coins!” said Psycho.
“Alright, good work Charmeleon! Well, that’s my Pokemon.” said John, feeling the need to show Psycho & Yahoe his Pokemon and their roles.
John, Psycho & Yahoe were exploring South on Route 5 going to Saffron City. Something about the scenery wasn’t as vibrant as it would’ve been. It was as if something was changing. Suddenly, the trio was distracted by the splashing in a small pond. In a small pond to the side, was what appeared to be a simple frog splashing around on a lily pad. “What is that?” asked John.
“Frogleh, Frogleh!” said the Frog.
“Is it a Pokemon?” asked John.
“I’ll check!” said Psycho, who transformed his hand into a Pokedex.
Froglett
Type: Water
Moves: Tongue Lash, Hop
“Check’s out, it’s a Pokemon!” said Psycho.
“Awesome!” said John, taking out an empty Poke Ball. “Poke Ball, Go!” he said throwing it.
“Frog!” said Froglett, as it was transformed into red energy and was promptly captured.
“Alright! I got Froglett!” said John. “Come out!” he said, releasing his newly captured Froglett.
“Frogleh! Frogleh!” said Froglett.
“What will I do with you?” asked John.
“Frog! Ompf!” said Froglett, who puffed out its cheeks and started to glow, becoming smaller, loosing its legs and getting a tail. “Tadpolett!” said the new Pokemon.
“What? What happened?” said John.
“Let me check...” said Psycho.
Tadpolett
Type: Water
Moves: Splash, Tail Fan
A Froglett will become a Tadpolett again if taken away from water. Once it re-evolves, it could then evolve into it’s final form, Dragofflett (W/F).
“Woah!” said Psycho.
“I guess I gotta train Tadpolett up until it evolves again. Hopefully it’s got battle potential.” said John.
“Tadpolett!” said Tadpolett.
“Return!” John said, recalling Tadpollet into it’s Poke Ball.
“Well, that makes a total of Six Pokemon, including you Psycho.” John said to the Human-Type Pokemon who was in his possession.
“So what are we going to do now?” asked Psycho.
“I don’t know, for now, lets travel south of here to Saffron City...” said John.
“Yahoe?” said Yahoe.
“Oh shit! We’re out of gas!” said John. “We will have to evacuate!”
“Oh, how would we survive that?” asked Psycho.
“Go Charmeleon!” John said, throwing a Poke Ball.
“Charmeleon!” said Charmeleon.
“Charmeleon, transform into a Jetpack!” ordered John.
“Meleon!” said Charmeleon, who transformed into a jetpack.
“Wow!” said Psycho.
“Alright, grab on!” said John, and Psycho and Yahoe grabbed onto him. John successfully dodged the helicopter blades, and evacuated the crashing helicopter, which exploded.
“Aw shit!” said Psycho. “Lemme go!” he said, as he let go of John and transformed wings onto his body, and fluttered down to the ground. Eventually, John and Yahoe landed.
“Alright guys, time for a briefing.” John said. “Lets go Pokemon!” he said, releasing Mankey, Geodude, Slowpoke, and Charmeleon.
“Mankey is the de-facto leader. He calls Helicopters and can Punch the Ground.” John said pointing to Mankey. “Mankey, Punch the Ground!” John commanded.
“Mankey!” said Mankey, and it punched the ground into a deep hole.
“Geodude is the item creator, but so far, it can only create Full Scuba Sets.” he said, pointing to Geodude wearing a Scuba Set.
“Slowpoke, I caught spur of the moment, but I know what I’ll do. I’ll teach you “Disintegration Beam”.” John said, writing “Disintegration Beam” on a Random TM. “Hey, that’ll be fun!” and he scribbled something on another Random TM and he broke both onto Slowpoke.
“Slowpoke...” said Slowpoke.
“Now, Slowpoke, use Disintegration Beam on that boulder!” John commanded.
“Slowwww... poke.” said Slowpoke, and it shot a laser beam from its eyes and disintegrated a giant boulder.
“Charmeleon too was a last minute addition before I got to the Mountains of Mystery. It surprisingly evolved quick to!” John said, pointing to Charmeleon.
“Meleon.” said Charmeleon.
“He doesn’t really have a special role yet though.” John said.
“Meleon!” said Charmeleon, grabbing a Random TM and writing on it, and breaking it on him.
“Charmeleon! Don’t steal my Random TMs, I have a limited number!” John screamed.
“Meleon!” said Charmeleon, as it shook its arms and caused coins to come out of its mouth.
“Wow! Dollar coins!” said Psycho.
“Alright, good work Charmeleon! Well, that’s my Pokemon.” said John, feeling the need to show Psycho & Yahoe his Pokemon and their roles.
John, Psycho & Yahoe were exploring South on Route 5 going to Saffron City. Something about the scenery wasn’t as vibrant as it would’ve been. It was as if something was changing. Suddenly, the trio was distracted by the splashing in a small pond. In a small pond to the side, was what appeared to be a simple frog splashing around on a lily pad. “What is that?” asked John.
“Frogleh, Frogleh!” said the Frog.
“Is it a Pokemon?” asked John.
“I’ll check!” said Psycho, who transformed his hand into a Pokedex.
Froglett
Type: Water
Moves: Tongue Lash, Hop
“Check’s out, it’s a Pokemon!” said Psycho.
“Awesome!” said John, taking out an empty Poke Ball. “Poke Ball, Go!” he said throwing it.
“Frog!” said Froglett, as it was transformed into red energy and was promptly captured.
“Alright! I got Froglett!” said John. “Come out!” he said, releasing his newly captured Froglett.
“Frogleh! Frogleh!” said Froglett.
“What will I do with you?” asked John.
“Frog! Ompf!” said Froglett, who puffed out its cheeks and started to glow, becoming smaller, loosing its legs and getting a tail. “Tadpolett!” said the new Pokemon.
“What? What happened?” said John.
“Let me check...” said Psycho.
Tadpolett
Type: Water
Moves: Splash, Tail Fan
A Froglett will become a Tadpolett again if taken away from water. Once it re-evolves, it could then evolve into it’s final form, Dragofflett (W/F).
“Woah!” said Psycho.
“I guess I gotta train Tadpolett up until it evolves again. Hopefully it’s got battle potential.” said John.
“Tadpolett!” said Tadpolett.
“Return!” John said, recalling Tadpollet into it’s Poke Ball.
“Well, that makes a total of Six Pokemon, including you Psycho.” John said to the Human-Type Pokemon who was in his possession.
“So what are we going to do now?” asked Psycho.
“I don’t know, for now, lets travel south of here to Saffron City...” said John.
Thursday, September 22, 2011
Chapter 54: Leader of the Dead
When Pokemon go Bad #2: Leader of the Dead.
Marble was exploring the Rock Tunnel north of Lavender Town, hoping to find a lead to Dragonair’s family there. “Dum, da dum...” said Marble, as he frolicked through the cave.
“Ahh.” said a wicked looking hoodlum in the distance, staring at Marble through his sunglasses.
(!)
???: Hey kid, you’re in luck!
Marble: Huh? What do you mean?
???: If you can defeat me, I will give you the Land of the Dead badge, it will automatically fulfill your greatest dream.
Marble: Alright, you’re on!
BATTLE TIME!
Marble Vs. Chris!
Marble grabbed one of the 5 Poke Ball’s on his belt. “Go Gyarados!” he said, tossing it onto the battle.
“Gyarados!” said Gyarados, angrily wailing and leering angrily.
“Haha.” said Chris. “I’ll show you who’s gonna be in charge!” he said, smiling conceitedly. “Go Gyarados!” Chris said, throwing his own Poke Ball, unleashing his Gyarados.
“Oh wow!” said Marble, astonished at what he was seeing. Chris’s Gyarados looked like it had been enhanced by steroids. Its eyes looked scary and it wore a T-Shirt that said
“I L♥ve Toxic Waste.” “Alright Gyarados.” Marble commanded. “Use Dragon Rage!”
“Gyarados!” Marble’s Gyarados roared, and shot vicious tornadoes at Chris’s Gyarados, not appearing the least bit fazed.
“Alright Gyarados.” said Chris. “Time for a Thrashing!”
“GYARA!” said Chris’s Gyarados, much more brutally. Chris’s Gyarados jumped onto Marble’s Gyarados, beating it to a pulp.
“Oh my God! Gyarados!” screamed Marble in concern.
“Ha, do you see that I’m gonna beat you?” asked Chris.
“Return Gyarados.” said Marble, taking out another Poke Ball. “Go, Gyarados #2!”
“Gyarados!” said Marble’s second Gyarados. This Gyarados was formerly “Meaky,” and had become a bit more powerful than Marble’s original Gyarados (though the original is still strong in its own right).
“Another Gyarados?” asked Chris. “This is gonna get boring. Return Gyarados.” and Chris recalled his steroid Gyarados. “Boy, are you in for a treat!” he said with a gleeful smile, as he threw a Poke Ball revealing into a new figure.
Domino Hurley
Type: Human/Ghost
Special Ability: “Put that Away.”
“Hahaha, welcome!” said Domino Hurley. It was a small, hooded, Grim Reaper Pokemon. You could see its face, and it was a skull bearing a gregarious smile.
“What is that!?” Marble asked, having not encountered Human-Type Pokemon before. “Anyway, I will beat it, Gyarados, use Thunderbolt!” Marble commanded.
“Gyarados!” said Gyarados, crackling up electricity before shooting it towards Domino.
“Use Put That Away!” Chris commanded.
Domino pulled out a gun, pointed it in the air and said “Put that away...” the pointed the gun at Gyarados. All of a sudden, the electricity went back into Gyarados, unharming it.
“WHAT?” asked Marble, stunned. “Gyarados, use Bite!” he ordered.
“Show him to his Office!” Chris ordered to Domino.
Gyarados was launching to Domino Hurley, but Domino abruptly dodged and landed on Gyarados’s snout. “Let me show YOU to your new office!” Domino said, and smashed Gyarados’s head in with a sledge hammer.
“Oh no! Gyarados!” shouted Marble, to see his Meaky tormented like it was. “Return!” Marble said, recalling Gyarados #2.
“Alright, what’s next?” Chris casually asked.
“Nngh..” Marble grunted and grabbed his Poke Ball. “Alright, you’re up. Go Bill!”
“Psyduck!” said Bill.
“Hahaha. This one will be fun!” said Chris, throwing his Poke Ball revealing another new figure.
Mr. Math
Type: Human/Normal
Special Ability: Calculator Smack
“Hi everybody!” said Mr. Math with a smile. It was a medium sized, nerd looking math geek. He wore a white button up shirt, had pens in his pockets and seemed to have calculators attached to his hands.
“Mr. Math, use Numbers!” Chris commanded.
“The square root of a googol plex to the socatoa to the ed-it-it-it...” Mr. Math started to ramble on and on with nobody listening.
“Psy.....” Bill said, and fell asleep.
“Bill! Wake up!” Marble shouted.
“Nah-ah.” Chris said. “Mr. Math, Calculator Smack!”
“Certainly!” said Mr. Math, and he jumped up in the sky and with a calculator in hand, smacked Bill’s head in. Bill lay on the floor fainted.
“Agh! How can this guy be so powerful!” said Marble.
“Alright, I got one Pokemon left.” said Chris. “Are you gonna make this last fight interesting?”
“Go Dragonair!” said Marble, throwing a Poke Ball.
“Dragonair!” said Dragonair, ready to battle.
“Then lets go, Gigolopuff!” Chris said, throwing a Poke Ball to reveal a Jigglypuff.
“Jigo-low, PUFF!” said the Jigglypuff. It was definitely male, was muscle bound, had a goatee and mustache, and was wearing blue flare sunglasses.
“Attack with Bind!” Chris said. Gigolopuff obeyed, apparently knowing the move, and launched hair from under his armpits, binding Dragonair with a nasty stench.
“Dragonair!” said Dragonair.
“Dragonair, we will not stand for this!” Marble said, pissed off at this guys dominance. “Use Fire Blast!” Marble commanded! “Dragon!” said Dragonair, and it breathed flames from its snout and burned Gigolopuff's hair up, and its body.
“Jigo-low!” said Gigolopuff.
“Now use your own Wrap!” Marble commanded. Dragonair wrapped the body of Gigolopuff, overpowering it and causing it to faint.
BATTLE END!
Chris: Ah, looks like I win, with 3-1!
Marble: What are you? I’ve never seen such Pokemon before!
Chris: Your worst nightmare!
*Chris vanishes*
Marble: Huh? Where did he go?
Chris was at the Pokemon Center outside of Rock Tunnel’s North Entrance, he appeared to be waiting. A convertible pulled up and in it was Steve & Bob and Bob’s Meowth. “Hey Chris, how did it go with you?” asked Steve.
“I murdered a Kangashkhan!” said Chris. “Baby was scared to death!” Chris said Cruelly.
“Well, get in!” said Bob. “We’re gonna go to the Southern Islands!” said Bob.
“Yeah, we know of someone going.” said Meowth in his Brooklyn Gangster accent.
“Hah, sounds like real fun.” said Chris, hopping into the convertible. “Say, where did you pick this baby up from?” he asked, noting the car.
Marble was exploring the Rock Tunnel north of Lavender Town, hoping to find a lead to Dragonair’s family there. “Dum, da dum...” said Marble, as he frolicked through the cave.
“Ahh.” said a wicked looking hoodlum in the distance, staring at Marble through his sunglasses.
(!)
???: Hey kid, you’re in luck!
Marble: Huh? What do you mean?
???: If you can defeat me, I will give you the Land of the Dead badge, it will automatically fulfill your greatest dream.
Marble: Alright, you’re on!
BATTLE TIME!
Marble Vs. Chris!
Marble grabbed one of the 5 Poke Ball’s on his belt. “Go Gyarados!” he said, tossing it onto the battle.
“Gyarados!” said Gyarados, angrily wailing and leering angrily.
“Haha.” said Chris. “I’ll show you who’s gonna be in charge!” he said, smiling conceitedly. “Go Gyarados!” Chris said, throwing his own Poke Ball, unleashing his Gyarados.
“Oh wow!” said Marble, astonished at what he was seeing. Chris’s Gyarados looked like it had been enhanced by steroids. Its eyes looked scary and it wore a T-Shirt that said
“I L♥ve Toxic Waste.” “Alright Gyarados.” Marble commanded. “Use Dragon Rage!”
“Gyarados!” Marble’s Gyarados roared, and shot vicious tornadoes at Chris’s Gyarados, not appearing the least bit fazed.
“Alright Gyarados.” said Chris. “Time for a Thrashing!”
“GYARA!” said Chris’s Gyarados, much more brutally. Chris’s Gyarados jumped onto Marble’s Gyarados, beating it to a pulp.
“Oh my God! Gyarados!” screamed Marble in concern.
“Ha, do you see that I’m gonna beat you?” asked Chris.
“Return Gyarados.” said Marble, taking out another Poke Ball. “Go, Gyarados #2!”
“Gyarados!” said Marble’s second Gyarados. This Gyarados was formerly “Meaky,” and had become a bit more powerful than Marble’s original Gyarados (though the original is still strong in its own right).
“Another Gyarados?” asked Chris. “This is gonna get boring. Return Gyarados.” and Chris recalled his steroid Gyarados. “Boy, are you in for a treat!” he said with a gleeful smile, as he threw a Poke Ball revealing into a new figure.
Domino Hurley
Type: Human/Ghost
Special Ability: “Put that Away.”
“Hahaha, welcome!” said Domino Hurley. It was a small, hooded, Grim Reaper Pokemon. You could see its face, and it was a skull bearing a gregarious smile.
“What is that!?” Marble asked, having not encountered Human-Type Pokemon before. “Anyway, I will beat it, Gyarados, use Thunderbolt!” Marble commanded.
“Gyarados!” said Gyarados, crackling up electricity before shooting it towards Domino.
“Use Put That Away!” Chris commanded.
Domino pulled out a gun, pointed it in the air and said “Put that away...” the pointed the gun at Gyarados. All of a sudden, the electricity went back into Gyarados, unharming it.
“WHAT?” asked Marble, stunned. “Gyarados, use Bite!” he ordered.
“Show him to his Office!” Chris ordered to Domino.
Gyarados was launching to Domino Hurley, but Domino abruptly dodged and landed on Gyarados’s snout. “Let me show YOU to your new office!” Domino said, and smashed Gyarados’s head in with a sledge hammer.
“Oh no! Gyarados!” shouted Marble, to see his Meaky tormented like it was. “Return!” Marble said, recalling Gyarados #2.
“Alright, what’s next?” Chris casually asked.
“Nngh..” Marble grunted and grabbed his Poke Ball. “Alright, you’re up. Go Bill!”
“Psyduck!” said Bill.
“Hahaha. This one will be fun!” said Chris, throwing his Poke Ball revealing another new figure.
Mr. Math
Type: Human/Normal
Special Ability: Calculator Smack
“Hi everybody!” said Mr. Math with a smile. It was a medium sized, nerd looking math geek. He wore a white button up shirt, had pens in his pockets and seemed to have calculators attached to his hands.
“Mr. Math, use Numbers!” Chris commanded.
“The square root of a googol plex to the socatoa to the ed-it-it-it...” Mr. Math started to ramble on and on with nobody listening.
“Psy.....” Bill said, and fell asleep.
“Bill! Wake up!” Marble shouted.
“Nah-ah.” Chris said. “Mr. Math, Calculator Smack!”
“Certainly!” said Mr. Math, and he jumped up in the sky and with a calculator in hand, smacked Bill’s head in. Bill lay on the floor fainted.
“Agh! How can this guy be so powerful!” said Marble.
“Alright, I got one Pokemon left.” said Chris. “Are you gonna make this last fight interesting?”
“Go Dragonair!” said Marble, throwing a Poke Ball.
“Dragonair!” said Dragonair, ready to battle.
“Then lets go, Gigolopuff!” Chris said, throwing a Poke Ball to reveal a Jigglypuff.
“Jigo-low, PUFF!” said the Jigglypuff. It was definitely male, was muscle bound, had a goatee and mustache, and was wearing blue flare sunglasses.
“Attack with Bind!” Chris said. Gigolopuff obeyed, apparently knowing the move, and launched hair from under his armpits, binding Dragonair with a nasty stench.
“Dragonair!” said Dragonair.
“Dragonair, we will not stand for this!” Marble said, pissed off at this guys dominance. “Use Fire Blast!” Marble commanded! “Dragon!” said Dragonair, and it breathed flames from its snout and burned Gigolopuff's hair up, and its body.
“Jigo-low!” said Gigolopuff.
“Now use your own Wrap!” Marble commanded. Dragonair wrapped the body of Gigolopuff, overpowering it and causing it to faint.
BATTLE END!
Chris: Ah, looks like I win, with 3-1!
Marble: What are you? I’ve never seen such Pokemon before!
Chris: Your worst nightmare!
*Chris vanishes*
Marble: Huh? Where did he go?
Chris was at the Pokemon Center outside of Rock Tunnel’s North Entrance, he appeared to be waiting. A convertible pulled up and in it was Steve & Bob and Bob’s Meowth. “Hey Chris, how did it go with you?” asked Steve.
“I murdered a Kangashkhan!” said Chris. “Baby was scared to death!” Chris said Cruelly.
“Well, get in!” said Bob. “We’re gonna go to the Southern Islands!” said Bob.
“Yeah, we know of someone going.” said Meowth in his Brooklyn Gangster accent.
“Hah, sounds like real fun.” said Chris, hopping into the convertible. “Say, where did you pick this baby up from?” he asked, noting the car.
Chapter 53: Southern Ho
Jake entered Vermillion City from the north gate from Route 6. “Return Convertible.” he said, recalling his car into it’s Item Ball. He looked around the town to see if there were any houses he never visited, maybe there were secrets inside them. He walked up to the door of a house he was not familiar with and entered.
“Oooom, Fish, fish, fish, fish... Ooooom, Fish, fish, fish, fish.” said an old man who was meditating.
“Uh, hello.” Jake said.
“Ah, good day young Magikarp, it’s always good to have visitors. I am the Fishing Guru. I always have a gift to all trainers who visit me, but all my Good and Old Rods have already been given out. That was almost a year ago, in fact!” said the Fishing Guru. “Fortunately, I did find this Cruddy Old Rod in my underwear drawer the other day, you can have this.” and the Fishing Guru gave Jake a Cruddy Old Rod.
“Uh, thanks. I guess.” Jake said in response.
“Oooom, Fish, fish, fish, fish...” the Fishing Guru continued his meditating. Jake left the Fishing Guru’s house with his Cruddy Old Rod.
Jake entered the Pokemon Center to figure out his next big adventure. “Well it seems I’ve been everywhere in Kanto.” he said to himself, looking at a map of Kanto. He looked down the bottom of the map near New Island and noticed a set of islands south of it. “Hey, wait a minute...” he said, and he walked up to a computer.
www.southernislands.com
Jake typed into the Address Bar and looked at the Website. “Wow, I think I know where I’m going to now!” he said eagerly, and grabbed one of his Poke Balls. “Go Porygon!”
“Porygon, Porygon!” said Porygon.
“Alright Porygon, lets go, to the Southern Islands!” Jake said.
“Pory!” said Porygon, and it & Jake entered cyberspace and to the Southern Islands!
Jake entered into a Cabana Wi-Fi access point. “Heeey bey!” said the bartender. “Welcome to the Southern Islands bey!”
“Uh, hey! I’m from Kanto!” said Jake.
“Ah bey, bey you a Pokemon Trainer? You ga fight in da Southern Islands League?” asked the native bartender.
“Well, I’ve never did a Badge Quest, but I think I will!” Jake said.
“Yeah bei, you ga have a blast. Best train hard now!” said the Bartender. “Let me give you a map of da islands. Here you go.” the bartender gave Jake a map of the Southern Islands. “You in “Shaba Island” right here.” said the Bartender pointing to the island right in the middle of the curved archipelago. “There’s a total of four gyms here in da Southern Islands. Da closest gym is here, in “Star Island.” He a Water Type gym leader, so be prepared!” he finished pompously.
“Thanks a lot for the heads up good sir.” Jake responded.
“Your welcome maan, enjoy your time here in da Southern Islands!” the bartender said, as Jake left the cabana and into the towns of Shaba Island.
“Wow!” said Jake, as he noticed all the natives. “They are just like Drew!” Jake said as he noticed all the people wearing their hairs in dreadlocks and wearing wife-beaters and Flare Sunglasses. In the center of town stood a large Dome. This Dome was where combatants face the Southern Islands League. “I’ll make it there one day!” said Jake. “Wait a minute.” Jake suddenly realized. “How will I make it to each island? I don’t have enough money for ferries...” Jake looked around. “Where did I leave my car?” Jake asked himself as he went through his backpack, noticing his familiar Item Ball containing his car wasn’t in there. He had no money, and no transportation, while in the Southern Islands.
“Oooom, Fish, fish, fish, fish... Ooooom, Fish, fish, fish, fish.” said an old man who was meditating.
“Uh, hello.” Jake said.
“Ah, good day young Magikarp, it’s always good to have visitors. I am the Fishing Guru. I always have a gift to all trainers who visit me, but all my Good and Old Rods have already been given out. That was almost a year ago, in fact!” said the Fishing Guru. “Fortunately, I did find this Cruddy Old Rod in my underwear drawer the other day, you can have this.” and the Fishing Guru gave Jake a Cruddy Old Rod.
“Uh, thanks. I guess.” Jake said in response.
“Oooom, Fish, fish, fish, fish...” the Fishing Guru continued his meditating. Jake left the Fishing Guru’s house with his Cruddy Old Rod.
Jake entered the Pokemon Center to figure out his next big adventure. “Well it seems I’ve been everywhere in Kanto.” he said to himself, looking at a map of Kanto. He looked down the bottom of the map near New Island and noticed a set of islands south of it. “Hey, wait a minute...” he said, and he walked up to a computer.
www.southernislands.com
Jake typed into the Address Bar and looked at the Website. “Wow, I think I know where I’m going to now!” he said eagerly, and grabbed one of his Poke Balls. “Go Porygon!”
“Porygon, Porygon!” said Porygon.
“Alright Porygon, lets go, to the Southern Islands!” Jake said.
“Pory!” said Porygon, and it & Jake entered cyberspace and to the Southern Islands!
Jake entered into a Cabana Wi-Fi access point. “Heeey bey!” said the bartender. “Welcome to the Southern Islands bey!”
“Uh, hey! I’m from Kanto!” said Jake.
“Ah bey, bey you a Pokemon Trainer? You ga fight in da Southern Islands League?” asked the native bartender.
“Well, I’ve never did a Badge Quest, but I think I will!” Jake said.
“Yeah bei, you ga have a blast. Best train hard now!” said the Bartender. “Let me give you a map of da islands. Here you go.” the bartender gave Jake a map of the Southern Islands. “You in “Shaba Island” right here.” said the Bartender pointing to the island right in the middle of the curved archipelago. “There’s a total of four gyms here in da Southern Islands. Da closest gym is here, in “Star Island.” He a Water Type gym leader, so be prepared!” he finished pompously.
“Thanks a lot for the heads up good sir.” Jake responded.
“Your welcome maan, enjoy your time here in da Southern Islands!” the bartender said, as Jake left the cabana and into the towns of Shaba Island.
“Wow!” said Jake, as he noticed all the natives. “They are just like Drew!” Jake said as he noticed all the people wearing their hairs in dreadlocks and wearing wife-beaters and Flare Sunglasses. In the center of town stood a large Dome. This Dome was where combatants face the Southern Islands League. “I’ll make it there one day!” said Jake. “Wait a minute.” Jake suddenly realized. “How will I make it to each island? I don’t have enough money for ferries...” Jake looked around. “Where did I leave my car?” Jake asked himself as he went through his backpack, noticing his familiar Item Ball containing his car wasn’t in there. He had no money, and no transportation, while in the Southern Islands.
Monday, September 12, 2011
Chapter 52: History of the Human
Meanwhile, at the Mountains of Mystery
John, inside of an unlocked cage, was sitting listening to the Psycho. The Yahoe and the Psycho’s triplet friends were sitting by the fire making Smores. “Who or what are you?” John asked.
“John, I am a Pokemon, believe it or not. A “Human Type Pokemon”.” answered the Psycho.
“Human-Type Pokemon?” John responded. “That can’t be possible!”
“Most “Human-Human’s” don’t believe in us, because all of us were created only a short time ago.............
Our creator, Dr. Fuji, created us totally by accident. Just before he received the funding that led to our creation, he attempted to clone his lost daughter, Amber. Unfortunately, it was a failure, and Dr. Fuji was heartbroken, for he could not attempt again. However, unbeknownst to him, his daughter’s Human DNA remained in the systems. About a month later, he received funding from a Yakuza Boss, I unfortunately do not know his name. The Yakuza Boss wanted Dr. Fuji to clone a Pokemon eyelash some archaeologists found while exploring the Far South Continent. The procedures went underway, however, there was a glitch in the computer systems. A Virus named “MissingNo.” was downloaded from the internet, and it caused Amber’s Human DNA to mix up with the Pokemon DNA. Furthermore, it controlled the cloning machine and thus, Human-Type Pokemon were created.......
“About a hundred of us were created, by the time Dr. Fuji discovered what happened. He was horrified at what he created. All of us were able to speak and had figures of humans, but we had Pokemon Power!” said Psycho.
“This is amazing...” John said.
“Each of us has feelings too, so he couldn’t just kill us. Since only few of us were created, he just released all of us into the wild, hoping we could adapt and hopefully hide our Powers from “Human-Human’s.” Some of us have been captured, since we are Wild Pokemon and all. We actually would prefer to befriend “Human-Human’s.” That way we know we are protected.”
“Hmmmm.” John said.
"There is more to my story, Yahoe.......”
Each of us Human-Type Pokemon has a unique power and/or gimmick. For example, I am completely batshit crazy. I’ve been in so many mental institutions and broke out of just as many. I do not even care that they keep arresting me and throwing me back in the nut house because I would always break out. Also, I can transform into absolutely anything I want.
But then, I came to the Mountains of Mystery. That was where I met Yahoe. Yahoe is a mythical creature from the Island of Lubbers. The Island of Lubbers is a small cay off the coast of the Far Southern Continent. The both of us have roots in the Far Southern Continents, so we had that thing in common......
“I actually do not know if Yahoe is a Pokemon, and neither does it!” Psycho explained. “Human-Type Pokemon can’t use Poke Balls, and Yahoe does not want to appear in public because it’s the only one.”
“I see.” John said. “Yahoe explains that Green Glow I heard about, that was the reason I came here in the first place. I was expecting a treasure hunt, however. But all this is interesting. What else is this Pokemon World hiding?”
“John, you said you travel by Helicopter, right?” Psycho asked.
“Yeah, I taught my Mankey how to Call a Helicopter.” John answered.
“Interesting.” Psycho sat up and walked to the cliff, and looked to the sky. "Perhaps it is time we get back on the road, find our true meaning.” Psycho said. “You see, Yahoe and I would like to return to the Far Southern Continent one day. But neither of us can go unguarded. It’s way too far to walk, and neither of us can fly for as long as it would take to cross the Ocean.”
“I know, why not explore Kanto with me first, and wreck havoc. Then, I’ll take you to the Far Southern Continent.” John offered.
“Oooooh, so you like to wreck havoc too? With you around, I will be protected!” Psycho said. “I’ll tell you what. I will let you capture me, and when we get to the Far Southern Continent, you can release me.”
“You got it!” John said, and the Psycho and Yahoe exchanged glances.
“WE ARE GOING HOME!” Psycho said to Yahoe.
“YAHOE!” screamed Yahoe.
It was now morning, John had already called a Helicopter and bashed out the pilot.
“Yebba, Yabba, YA-HO, Hey-ey!” said the triplets, waving goodbye to Psycho, Yahoe and John.
“Okay guys, take good care of that hospital for me.” Psycho said, and he waved back to the triplets.
“Everybody ready?” John asked, sitting in the pilot seat ready to ignite the Helicopter engine.
“We are ready!” said Psycho.
“Yahoe!” said Yahoe, sitting on the Psycho’s shoulder like a parrot.
“Then we are off. First stop, Pewter City!” John said, as he lifted the Helicopter off the ground and down the mountain to Pewter City.
John, inside of an unlocked cage, was sitting listening to the Psycho. The Yahoe and the Psycho’s triplet friends were sitting by the fire making Smores. “Who or what are you?” John asked.
“John, I am a Pokemon, believe it or not. A “Human Type Pokemon”.” answered the Psycho.
“Human-Type Pokemon?” John responded. “That can’t be possible!”
“Most “Human-Human’s” don’t believe in us, because all of us were created only a short time ago.............
Our creator, Dr. Fuji, created us totally by accident. Just before he received the funding that led to our creation, he attempted to clone his lost daughter, Amber. Unfortunately, it was a failure, and Dr. Fuji was heartbroken, for he could not attempt again. However, unbeknownst to him, his daughter’s Human DNA remained in the systems. About a month later, he received funding from a Yakuza Boss, I unfortunately do not know his name. The Yakuza Boss wanted Dr. Fuji to clone a Pokemon eyelash some archaeologists found while exploring the Far South Continent. The procedures went underway, however, there was a glitch in the computer systems. A Virus named “MissingNo.” was downloaded from the internet, and it caused Amber’s Human DNA to mix up with the Pokemon DNA. Furthermore, it controlled the cloning machine and thus, Human-Type Pokemon were created.......
“About a hundred of us were created, by the time Dr. Fuji discovered what happened. He was horrified at what he created. All of us were able to speak and had figures of humans, but we had Pokemon Power!” said Psycho.
“This is amazing...” John said.
“Each of us has feelings too, so he couldn’t just kill us. Since only few of us were created, he just released all of us into the wild, hoping we could adapt and hopefully hide our Powers from “Human-Human’s.” Some of us have been captured, since we are Wild Pokemon and all. We actually would prefer to befriend “Human-Human’s.” That way we know we are protected.”
“Hmmmm.” John said.
"There is more to my story, Yahoe.......”
Each of us Human-Type Pokemon has a unique power and/or gimmick. For example, I am completely batshit crazy. I’ve been in so many mental institutions and broke out of just as many. I do not even care that they keep arresting me and throwing me back in the nut house because I would always break out. Also, I can transform into absolutely anything I want.
But then, I came to the Mountains of Mystery. That was where I met Yahoe. Yahoe is a mythical creature from the Island of Lubbers. The Island of Lubbers is a small cay off the coast of the Far Southern Continent. The both of us have roots in the Far Southern Continents, so we had that thing in common......
“I actually do not know if Yahoe is a Pokemon, and neither does it!” Psycho explained. “Human-Type Pokemon can’t use Poke Balls, and Yahoe does not want to appear in public because it’s the only one.”
“I see.” John said. “Yahoe explains that Green Glow I heard about, that was the reason I came here in the first place. I was expecting a treasure hunt, however. But all this is interesting. What else is this Pokemon World hiding?”
“John, you said you travel by Helicopter, right?” Psycho asked.
“Yeah, I taught my Mankey how to Call a Helicopter.” John answered.
“Interesting.” Psycho sat up and walked to the cliff, and looked to the sky. "Perhaps it is time we get back on the road, find our true meaning.” Psycho said. “You see, Yahoe and I would like to return to the Far Southern Continent one day. But neither of us can go unguarded. It’s way too far to walk, and neither of us can fly for as long as it would take to cross the Ocean.”
“I know, why not explore Kanto with me first, and wreck havoc. Then, I’ll take you to the Far Southern Continent.” John offered.
“Oooooh, so you like to wreck havoc too? With you around, I will be protected!” Psycho said. “I’ll tell you what. I will let you capture me, and when we get to the Far Southern Continent, you can release me.”
“You got it!” John said, and the Psycho and Yahoe exchanged glances.
“WE ARE GOING HOME!” Psycho said to Yahoe.
“YAHOE!” screamed Yahoe.
It was now morning, John had already called a Helicopter and bashed out the pilot.
“Yebba, Yabba, YA-HO, Hey-ey!” said the triplets, waving goodbye to Psycho, Yahoe and John.
“Okay guys, take good care of that hospital for me.” Psycho said, and he waved back to the triplets.
“Everybody ready?” John asked, sitting in the pilot seat ready to ignite the Helicopter engine.
“We are ready!” said Psycho.
“Yahoe!” said Yahoe, sitting on the Psycho’s shoulder like a parrot.
“Then we are off. First stop, Pewter City!” John said, as he lifted the Helicopter off the ground and down the mountain to Pewter City.
Chapter 51: The Masked Hypnotizer of Cinnabar Island
Matthew was infuriated. The ticket he received when he booked his flight to Fuchsia City from Cinnabar Island had misprinted and made the 1 in the 1:25PM Departure time look like 7:25PM. Brian had boarded the flight as he should’ve, leaving Matthew alone with no money to escape, and no Water Pokemon to take him across to Kanto Mainland. “Blast! I shouldn’t have traded my Gyarados.” Matthew said to himself. Suddenly, a group of people ran past Matthew, screaming as they go past.
“Aaaaah! He’s coming! Look out!” said the crowd.
“Hey you!” said a man pointing to Matthew. “Get off the streets! He’s coming!”
“Who?” asked Matthew.
“Oh no!” said the man, looking behind him, and running off.
“Uhh...” said Matthew to himself, as a tall shadowed figure in a mask walks up to him. In his right hand he held what looked like a blue, round musical instrument. He rose the musical instrument to his mask’s mouthpiece and played it.
When the song was finished, Matthew suddenly felt extremely sleepy, and against his own will, he fell asleep.
“Huh? Where am I?” Matthew asked himself as he came to. He noticed he was tied up, but not gagged in the mouth, and instead of a dungeon room, he was in a poshly type house with regal furniture. Suddenly, a door opened, and in walked some person.
“I’m here to untie you, and try whatever you can to avoid him.” said the person, as he walked up to Matthew and untied him.
“Who is he?” Matthew asked.
“He calls himself an assassin, but instead he hypnotizes people and kidnaps them.” the person said.
“He uses that musical instrument to hypnotize?” Matthew asked.
“Yeah, it’s called an Ocarina.” said the person. “Be careful of his spells.” he finished, but promptly vanished with the blink of an eye.
“... How come all the weird things happen to me?” Matthew asked himself. He saw a door in the room, and opened it. On the other side of the door was... the outdoors of Cinnabar Island. “I gotta find a travel agency...” he said looking around the streets. All of a sudden, Matthew heard the roaring sound of a Pokemon cry.
“LIZARDON!” said an overhead Charizard, with the Masked Ocarina Player riding it. “Lizar!” said the Charizard, who blasted fire all in the sky.
“Ugh!” said Matthew, pissed off to see him. The Masked Mystery Person put his Ocarina to his mouth.
“Oh no!” said the women, as they knew what he was going to do.
As if he were controlled like a puppet, Matthew started dancing around uncontrollably, hypnotized at the music. It just made him so happy he couldn’t help but dance. As the Masked Player flew off, the spell wore off.
“Ohhhhh!” said a frustrated Matthew, he just wanted to get out of Cinnabar Island and continue his journey. “I’m gonna stop you!” said Matthew, taking out a Poke Ball and throwing it.
“Farfetch’d!” said Matthew’s Bird Pokemon.
“Farfetch’d, use Fly to carry me up there, we are going to chase that Charizard!” Matthew commanded, and Farfetch’d started Flying and Matthew grabbed its legs and was carried.
Farfetch’d was able to catch up with the Charizard and the Masked Man. “I’m going to get you!” said the reckless Matthew.
“I don’t think so!” said Mr. Mask, and he played his Ocarina.
When he finished the short tune, Matthew and Farfetch’d instantly fell asleep, and was falling from the sky, until The Masked Person’s Charizard grabbed them.
Matthew came to, and found himself laying on a Pool Table. “Where the fuck am I?” he asked as he got up.
“Welcome to the Pokemon Mansion!” said the Masked Voice. “The purpose here is for me to fuck with you!”
“Are you the Yahoe?” Matthew asked. “Or the Psycho?”
“Yahoe? Psycho? What have you been smoking?” the voice said. “Nah dude, I’m somebody you probably know, but figuring out my identity is going to be half the fun!” and then suddenly.
The song played through the PA. Matthew instantly felt happy and started dancing. When the song ended, he stopped and had an angry look on his face. “STOP DOING THAT!” screamed an angry Matthew. He grabbed a Poke Ball and looked at it. “Let’s go Nidoking!” he said, tossing it.
“Nidoking!” said Nidoking.
“Break down the door Nidoking!” Matthew commanded, and Nidoking smashed down the door and the hall was on the other side. “Where are you!” Matthew shouted.
“Come and find me!” the voice said.
“You’re in the basement! Nidoking, Dig, now!” Matthew ordered, and Nidoking plowed through the floor and into the basement.
“Hey! That was cheating!” the voice said. “Better teach you a lesson!” Just then, five Magmar appeared.
“Ah fuck!” said Matthew. “Nidoking, try Earthquake!”
“Nido!” said Nidoking, and with brute strength, he smashed the ground, cracking the areas around the Magmars.
“Magmar!” said the Magmars, and in retaliation, they each blasted a Heavy Flamethrower attack to Nidoking.
“Grrr!” said Matthew, as Nidoking was heavily seared. “Why did I trade that Gyarados?” he said, regretting his recent decision, then suddenly, the Magmar’s were no longer there.
“Ah-hahhhaaahhhaaaa.” a laughter echoed, and from the shadows of the dark basement, came the Masked Mystery. “Are you having fun?” he asked sarcastically.
“Why are you doing this?” Matthew asked angrily, and then he tackled and grappled the Masked Man, pinning him to the ground and leering at him stringently.
Matthew interrupted the song and grabbed the Ocarina and smashed it. “Ah! What have you done!” the Masked Dude asked, in a tone like Julia Child, and then he poofed into smoke and vanished.
“Huh? Where did you go?” Matthew asked, and then a visible stairway was lit up, a neon Exit sign pointed it up. Matthew recalled his Nidoking and ran up the stairs quickly.
“Nyaaaaaah!” Matthew heard a neigh when he reached the ground floor. The front door was open and a Rapidash carrying the Masked Rider had just ran out.
“Get back here!” Matthew commanded, but the Masked Assailant ignored. “Ungh!” he angrily grunted, and chased. “Let’s go Venusaur!” Matthew said, tossing a Poke Ball.
“Venusaur!” said Venusaur.
“Vine Whip, Grabbed the man!” Matthew commanded, and Venusaur shot its vines and grabbed the Mysterious Person. Once again, Matthew pinned him to the ground and gave him a stringent leer.
Matthew once again grabbed the Ocarina and threw it onto the ground, smashing it. “Who are you?” he finally asked, grabbing the mask and ripping it off.
The Masked Ocarina player was none other than Blaine, the Gym Leader. “Kid, you’ve been taking this thing way too seriously. This is just a stupid game we play!” said Blaine.
“Yeah, it’s lame in this isolated island.” said a civilian. “This is just our way of having fun!”
“What?” Matthew asked.
“Rapidash, I hereby ban this kid from Cinnabar Island!” Blaine said, and Rapidash Jump Kicked Matthew and Venusaur into the sky.
“Yaaaaaaaaaagggggghhhhhhhh!” Matthew said, as he flew off into parts unknown.
“Aaaaah! He’s coming! Look out!” said the crowd.
“Hey you!” said a man pointing to Matthew. “Get off the streets! He’s coming!”
“Who?” asked Matthew.
“Oh no!” said the man, looking behind him, and running off.
“Uhh...” said Matthew to himself, as a tall shadowed figure in a mask walks up to him. In his right hand he held what looked like a blue, round musical instrument. He rose the musical instrument to his mask’s mouthpiece and played it.
When the song was finished, Matthew suddenly felt extremely sleepy, and against his own will, he fell asleep.
“Huh? Where am I?” Matthew asked himself as he came to. He noticed he was tied up, but not gagged in the mouth, and instead of a dungeon room, he was in a poshly type house with regal furniture. Suddenly, a door opened, and in walked some person.
“I’m here to untie you, and try whatever you can to avoid him.” said the person, as he walked up to Matthew and untied him.
“Who is he?” Matthew asked.
“He calls himself an assassin, but instead he hypnotizes people and kidnaps them.” the person said.
“He uses that musical instrument to hypnotize?” Matthew asked.
“Yeah, it’s called an Ocarina.” said the person. “Be careful of his spells.” he finished, but promptly vanished with the blink of an eye.
“... How come all the weird things happen to me?” Matthew asked himself. He saw a door in the room, and opened it. On the other side of the door was... the outdoors of Cinnabar Island. “I gotta find a travel agency...” he said looking around the streets. All of a sudden, Matthew heard the roaring sound of a Pokemon cry.
“LIZARDON!” said an overhead Charizard, with the Masked Ocarina Player riding it. “Lizar!” said the Charizard, who blasted fire all in the sky.
“Ugh!” said Matthew, pissed off to see him. The Masked Mystery Person put his Ocarina to his mouth.
“Oh no!” said the women, as they knew what he was going to do.
As if he were controlled like a puppet, Matthew started dancing around uncontrollably, hypnotized at the music. It just made him so happy he couldn’t help but dance. As the Masked Player flew off, the spell wore off.
“Ohhhhh!” said a frustrated Matthew, he just wanted to get out of Cinnabar Island and continue his journey. “I’m gonna stop you!” said Matthew, taking out a Poke Ball and throwing it.
“Farfetch’d!” said Matthew’s Bird Pokemon.
“Farfetch’d, use Fly to carry me up there, we are going to chase that Charizard!” Matthew commanded, and Farfetch’d started Flying and Matthew grabbed its legs and was carried.
Farfetch’d was able to catch up with the Charizard and the Masked Man. “I’m going to get you!” said the reckless Matthew.
“I don’t think so!” said Mr. Mask, and he played his Ocarina.
When he finished the short tune, Matthew and Farfetch’d instantly fell asleep, and was falling from the sky, until The Masked Person’s Charizard grabbed them.
Matthew came to, and found himself laying on a Pool Table. “Where the fuck am I?” he asked as he got up.
“Welcome to the Pokemon Mansion!” said the Masked Voice. “The purpose here is for me to fuck with you!”
“Are you the Yahoe?” Matthew asked. “Or the Psycho?”
“Yahoe? Psycho? What have you been smoking?” the voice said. “Nah dude, I’m somebody you probably know, but figuring out my identity is going to be half the fun!” and then suddenly.
The song played through the PA. Matthew instantly felt happy and started dancing. When the song ended, he stopped and had an angry look on his face. “STOP DOING THAT!” screamed an angry Matthew. He grabbed a Poke Ball and looked at it. “Let’s go Nidoking!” he said, tossing it.
“Nidoking!” said Nidoking.
“Break down the door Nidoking!” Matthew commanded, and Nidoking smashed down the door and the hall was on the other side. “Where are you!” Matthew shouted.
“Come and find me!” the voice said.
“You’re in the basement! Nidoking, Dig, now!” Matthew ordered, and Nidoking plowed through the floor and into the basement.
“Hey! That was cheating!” the voice said. “Better teach you a lesson!” Just then, five Magmar appeared.
“Ah fuck!” said Matthew. “Nidoking, try Earthquake!”
“Nido!” said Nidoking, and with brute strength, he smashed the ground, cracking the areas around the Magmars.
“Magmar!” said the Magmars, and in retaliation, they each blasted a Heavy Flamethrower attack to Nidoking.
“Grrr!” said Matthew, as Nidoking was heavily seared. “Why did I trade that Gyarados?” he said, regretting his recent decision, then suddenly, the Magmar’s were no longer there.
“Ah-hahhhaaahhhaaaa.” a laughter echoed, and from the shadows of the dark basement, came the Masked Mystery. “Are you having fun?” he asked sarcastically.
“Why are you doing this?” Matthew asked angrily, and then he tackled and grappled the Masked Man, pinning him to the ground and leering at him stringently.
Matthew interrupted the song and grabbed the Ocarina and smashed it. “Ah! What have you done!” the Masked Dude asked, in a tone like Julia Child, and then he poofed into smoke and vanished.
“Huh? Where did you go?” Matthew asked, and then a visible stairway was lit up, a neon Exit sign pointed it up. Matthew recalled his Nidoking and ran up the stairs quickly.
“Nyaaaaaah!” Matthew heard a neigh when he reached the ground floor. The front door was open and a Rapidash carrying the Masked Rider had just ran out.
“Get back here!” Matthew commanded, but the Masked Assailant ignored. “Ungh!” he angrily grunted, and chased. “Let’s go Venusaur!” Matthew said, tossing a Poke Ball.
“Venusaur!” said Venusaur.
“Vine Whip, Grabbed the man!” Matthew commanded, and Venusaur shot its vines and grabbed the Mysterious Person. Once again, Matthew pinned him to the ground and gave him a stringent leer.
Matthew once again grabbed the Ocarina and threw it onto the ground, smashing it. “Who are you?” he finally asked, grabbing the mask and ripping it off.
The Masked Ocarina player was none other than Blaine, the Gym Leader. “Kid, you’ve been taking this thing way too seriously. This is just a stupid game we play!” said Blaine.
“Yeah, it’s lame in this isolated island.” said a civilian. “This is just our way of having fun!”
“What?” Matthew asked.
“Rapidash, I hereby ban this kid from Cinnabar Island!” Blaine said, and Rapidash Jump Kicked Matthew and Venusaur into the sky.
“Yaaaaaaaaaagggggghhhhhhhh!” Matthew said, as he flew off into parts unknown.
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