"Eeyaa! Eeyaa! Eeeeyya!" said a random creature, as John descended into the Mountains of Mystery. He was not at the summit, but he felt he should explore some. He took off the Char-Jetpack and it transformed not into Charmander, but to Charmeleon!
"Meleon!" said Charmeleon.
"What? Charmeleon? You're evolution was pretty quick!" John said.
"Meleon!" said Charmeleon with a smile.
"Okay, lets explore a bit before it gets too dark." John said, and he and Charmeleon walked into the trails.
The sun was setting on the horizon, it was about 25 minutes before all light was gone. "Charmeleon, I better recall you now!" John said.
"Meleon!" said Charmeleon. John recalled his Charmeleon and continued walking. John was getting a little frightened, he was always used to having electricity, and he didn't have a flashlight. Forgetting he could send Charmeleon back out to use its fire-tail, he instead heard a noise.
"TWANG!" said the noise, and John was quickly flung up and hung upside down, he had stepped on a trap!
"Yabba, Yebba YAho HEY-ey!" said a strange few voices. From a shaking bush, three small identical figures emerged carrying spears. They were clearly triplets, and they wore skirts made of grass and had face make-up on.
"Who are you guys?" John asked, and all of a sudden, he felt extremely drowsy, and fell right to sleep.
He heard the crackling of a fire, and he felt really warm. He opened his eyes to find himself tied up and in a cage. His mouth was gagged so he couldn't speak. He was in what looked like a campground, a blazing bonfire lit the dark, moonless night. His four Poke Ball's weren't at his side, instead they were placed on a flat boulder opposite of him.
"OOka chaka, OOka OOka chaka!" said a chanting voice. The three triplets John saw before he fell unconscious appeared. They were lunging up and down as they walked. Suddenly, the sound of a whistle blew through the area.
"Yabba, Yebba YAho HEY-ey!" said the Triplets, and they got into position, rolling out a red carpet for their Chief.
"Clefairy... Clefairy..." said voices coming from the distance, and on top a golden throne carried by six Female Clefairy, was a man in a Chieftan Headdress, a bone through his nose, and he had on war paint. The Clefairy's struggled to carry the throne, and eventually placed it down adjacent to the Caged John. Suddenly, the Chief spoke.
"Good morning, Worm your honor!" said the Chief. "The subject of our discussion this night, was caught red-handed tresspassing, tresspassing on our sacred grounds. This will not do." He looked at the Triplets. "Jury what is your verdict?" he asked them.
"Kill, kill, kill!" said each Triplet.
"The Jury has spoke!" the Chief jumped off his throne and approached the cage John was in. "Since, my friend, the jury has decided your fate, I sentance you to death!"
"Mmmfff! Mmmmffff!" John said angrily, really wanting to point out this isn't how a trial is supposed to work. All of a sudden, the sound of a whistle blew.
"Huh? Nuts, you're here right?" said the Chief.
"Yabba, Yebba YAho HEY-ey!" said the Triplets, whom have been identified as the Nuts.
"Yahoe, Yahoe!" said a new voice. From around the corner, a little green bird flew around with its tiny wings, its large, yellow eyes glowing.
"MMmmmff?" said John.
"Yahoe, what business do you have hear?" said the Chief.
"Yahoe!" said the creature identified as Yahoe. Suddenly, from its beak came a key. Yahoe took the key from its beak with a hand coming from its wing, and opened the cage.
"Whaaaat? Do you really think so?" asked the Chief.
"Yahoe!" said Yahoe.
"Well, this changes everything!" said the Chief, and he went in and untied John.
"Ungh! How could you do this to me? Do you have any idea who I am?" John asked.
"You're John aren't you? You were the one Yahoe predicted would come and guide us!"
"Hail, John!" said the Nuts.
"Yahoe!" said Yahoe.
"Huh? Uhhh..." John said.
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