Chapter 65: Freaky Freaks

*Warning* This chapter contains violence, sexual conduct and drug use. Read at your own discretion.

John & Psycho were in the CEO Office of Silph Co, in the middle of Saffron City. Due to a fluke in the Poke Ball, John and Psycho switched bodies, with the soul of John in Psycho, and the soul of Psycho in John. “Whoa, Whoa!” said a really excited John-in-Psycho.
“This is no good, we gotta switch back!” said a worried Psycho-in-John.
“Are you kidding me?” responded John. “I’m a Pokemon now! I’m gonna go crazy with this!” he said, transforming into a Scyther with Rabbit Ears.
“Stop playing around!” said Psycho. “You do not know how my powers even work!”
“Ahahaha!” said John, as he shot through the building by breaking his body into particles.
“John! Stop! You don’t know what you’re doing!” shouted Psycho!

Vermillion City was flourished with winter tourism. Neon shone the streets brightly and young people were flocking around being young people. John sat alone in a purple colored bar, dressed like the current fashions people were enjoying. Sipping his drink, he noticed a lovely blonde a few seats away. “What’s going on?” he said to the girl, trying to get her attention. She smiled, and pretended to look away. John stood up and approached her. “Care to drink with me?” he said flirtatiously.
“Umm... sure.” she said, wondering where this could go.
“Barkeep, two Liits! And prepare me a William Gibson for later.” he placed his order to the bartender, who slid two shots of Liits down.
“STOP!” John said, stopping time with Psycho’s power. He transformed his finger into a test-tube of a strange, pink liquid. He poured the pink liquid into one of the shots.
“START!” John said, now restarting time, the girl none the wiser. “Bottoms up!” he said, giving her shot to her, and each slugging down.

A half hour had passed.

“So Stacey, did you know I’m a Pokemon?” John asked to the girl.
“Oh, John! You are? Wow, that’s making me horny!” responded Stacey.
“Yeah! I am!” John said, not even transforming his body to prove himself. Suddenly, a rockin song track came onto the Jukebox.
“Oh my God! I love this song!” said a really excited and apparently drugged Stacey.
“Lets Dance!” John said, taking Stacey to the dance floor.

Ten minutes of John & Stacey dancing passed.

“Oh John! I want your Pikachu in my Shellder!” Stacey said very flirtatiously with John. John grabbed Stacey and carried her out of the bar and to her hotel room.

A few hours passed.

John and Stacey made sweet, passionate love to each other several times, sipping on wines and eating grapes all the while. Eventually, Stacey fell asleep.
“Hahaha!” said John, as he got out of the bed, and transformed an axe into his hand. “Hahahahaha!!!” John rose the axe, and hacked away at the fast asleep Stacey, who wasn’t even aware she was being murdered.

John exited the hotel room holding a burlap sack he created. He was also wearing a bandana. He walked to the elevator and took it to the basement, where he found the employees entrance to the restaurant. He threw the sack down onto the floor, and transformed himself into a chef. “Mama Mia, Pappa Pia, baby’s got the diarrhea!” said John, and he took out all the contents of the sack, which was apparently human guts, and cooked it with the stoves and ovens. “Lalala! Hey! Order up!” John said, as he rang a hand bell to get a waiter. The waiter walked in and grabbed up the food, unknown to him which was made from human guts.

John followed the waiter out into the restaurant, and holy shit! The food was for Koga, the Gym Leader and his family! “Oh my God!” John said to himself with a strange twist of shock, glee, and disgust. He promptly walked off into the shadows.

John was now in the hallway. Suddenly, a man followed by his people dashed past. “My daughter! What has happened!” said the man.
“Mr. President, she was last seen with a man named John!” said one of his people.
“Ohh!” John thought to himself, and he transformed himself into a pool of water and swooshed down.

John was now on the roof of the hotel. A Helicopter arrived to pick him up, inside was John’s Mankey and Psycho, who was in John’s body.
“Well John, you freaking killed the President of Kanto’s daugter. I hope you are satisfied now.” said Psycho. “Look, I have the powers of a psycho, I am psychotic and mentally insane. Someone like you could not control my powers. Now I demand you return them to me.”
“Fine.” Said John, as he let himself get recalled by Psycho into a Poke Ball. Psycho then crammed himself into the Poke Ball, and then the two reemerged, in their own bodies.
“Oh, Thank GOD!” Psycho said, really happy to have his powers back. He looked at John in anger. “Well, we still have a mission to do. I’m gonna overlook all this.”
“Well then, lets stay in Vermillion City, I want to check something out.” said John.
“Yahoe!” said Yahoe, who had popped from nowhere.
“Hey! Yahoe! Where have you been!” asked Psycho.
“Yahoe, yahoe, yahoe.” Yahoe echoed.

Writers Note: The "Pink Liquid" was Liquid Ecstasy.