Wednesday, November 16, 2011

Chapter 62: Who are Leggy & Datin?

Carl was in the heat of a Pokemon Battle. It was a One on One against a kid and his mysterious Pokemon.

Hydrus
Type: Water/Psychic
Hydrus controls water from its brain. Essentially, the brain is the body, and it creates its figure from water.


Carl was battling with Datin, the Electric Tiger/Wolf hybrid.
“Do you remember the strategy Carl?” asked Datin while on the battlefield.
“Got it Datin, now, use Torpedo!” Carl commanded.

*BRRZZZZZ-ZAP!*

Datin burst into electricity and shot into Hyrdus.
“HY-DRUS!” said Hyrdrus, it’s Water body being super effective to Electricity. Hyrdus fainted, and evaporated, leaving its brain.
“Hydrus, return!” said the trainer. “Good battle, but I don’t think you’re actually using Pokemon here.” he said, pointing to Datin.
“What? Datin is a Pokemon!” said Carl.
“It can talk, everyone knows Pokemon can’t talk.” the trainer said. “And it showed nothing in my Pokedex! Even secret Pokemon appear in the Pokedex!”
“Psssh, whatever.” said Carl. “Leggy & Datin are my Pokemon friends, and nobody is gonna take them away!” said Carl, walking off.

Meanwhile, in a convertible traveling a close-by freeway. A Meowth sat on someone’s lap in the car, and was looking through binoculars. “Hey, look at that!” said the Meowth, who could apparently talk and sounded like a Brooklyn Gangster. “I’ve seen each and every Pokemon, including secret Pokemon, but I don’t see Pokemon there!”
“Oh Meowth, if there aren’t actually Pokemon there, you aren’t going to see Pokemon!” said the driver, who was wearing a black hoodie.
“No! I mean I see a trainer, but with two animals that aren’t Pokemon!” responded the Meowth.
“What?” said the Driver.

“So Leggy and Datin, what should we do today?” asked Carl, like a giddy kid.
“You’re not doing anything!” said a voice from a car that just pulled up.
“We’re the “WPGB” Patrol! And we are hear to apprehend your Pokemon!” said the Driver who was wearing a black hoodie, he was accompanied by two other assailants and a Meowth.
“Noooo! You can’t! Go Pikachu!” said Carl, tossing his Poke Ball and releasing his child Pikachu, who was fast asleep. “Pikachu! Wake up and help me!!” Carl commanded.
“Piiii-zzzzzz” said Pikachu.
“Let me assist you.” said Datin, stepping up. “Mega Bite!” shouted Datin, as it launched to the assailants convertible. “ARRRRGH!” said Datin, as it bit the tires, and blowing them.
“Our car!” said one of the four assailants.
“Heh! Your Pokemon aren’t even Pokemon.” said Meowth. “Let’s battle!”
“I don’t think I want to!” said Carl.
“My turn!” said Leggy, and the rabbit jumped into the air, and Super Kicked Meowth.
“Yaaaah!” screamed Meowth, as it was kicked into the car, and left a dent in the side.
“Yo what the fuck is this?” said the last assailant. “What are you doing destroying this car??”
“Your Pokemon aren’t Pokemon!” said the hoodlum in the hoodie. “We’re supposed to kill Pokemon, but we were told not to-”
One of his assailants nudged him.
“I- I mean we arrest all Pokemon that aren’t Pokemon!” he finished.
“Uh. You’re confusing me.” said Carl.
“Don’t trust them Carl, we are your friends!” said Datin.
“Yeah, we are Pokemon! They said so themselves they murder us. Why should you trust them?” said Leggy.
“This is a lost cause. Steve, Bob, we have more urgent matters to attend to. “We gotta get to Crowned Vulpix Island!”
“Ugh. Whatever.” said Steve, and he, Bob, and Meowth got back into the car, shed out its flat tires with new ones, and drives off back onto the freeway.
“Thanks for standing up for me guys!” said Carl.
“Hey, what are friends for?” said Datin.

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