A helicopter travelled the skyline of Saffron City, inside were John, Psycho, and Yahoe. “This is gonna be fun!” said John.
“I hope you’re prepared for the mayhem as much as I!” said Psycho.
“Yahoe! Yahoe!” said Yahoe.
The helicopter landed on a helicopter pad atop a tall tower in the middle of Saffron City. The doors opened and the three exited.
“Go Charmeleon!” said John, releasing Charmeleon from its Poke Ball.
“Meleon!” said Charmeleon.
“Okay Charmeleon, when I say go, I want you to start rampaging!” John commanded.
“Meleon!” said Charmeleon.
“Lets go!” said Psycho, and John kicked the door in, and they ran down the stairs into Silph Co.
“MELEON! MELEON! MELEON!” shouted Charmeleon, as it blasted huge flames all around the hallways, frightening Rockets and Scientists.
“WAAAH! The tower is under attack!” they shouted.
“Hahaha!” said John.
“Hahaha!” laughed Psycho. “Say John, what are we doing exactly?”
“We’re just causing havoc for the fun of it!” answered John.
“Hahaha.” responded Psycho. John and Psycho walked down hallways, sometimes coming across barriers requiring keycards.
“Go Slowpoke!” said John.
“Slowpoke!” said Slowpoke.
“Slowpoke, Disintegration!” Commanded John, and Slowpoke shot out yellow beams from its eyes, causing the barrier to disappear. “Lets go!” John lead Psycho and Yahoe.
They entered a new room, and it was infested with Rocket Members, waiting to ambush them brandishing a lot of guns. “Aw crap!” said John.
“Yahoe, use Magic Dust!” Psycho commanded to Yahoe.
“Yahoe!” said Yahoe, as it flapped its tiny wings while hovering in the sky and releasing sparkly powder, causing all the Rocket Members to instantly fall asleep.
“Grab the weapons!” John said. “This isn’t a Horror movie, rules do not apply.” He and John grabbed the guns and shoved them into their Backpacks and Pockets. John and Psycho continued their rampage down a narrow hallway. “There should be an elevator close by.” said John.
*HYA!*
A big Rocket holding a Sledgehammer intercepted from above. “Prepare to die!” said the Sledgehammer Rocket.
“Ah! Turn around!” John said.
“Oh no!” said Psycho, as the Rockets from earlier had blocked their path.
“Beat em Sledge!” said the Rockets.
“With Pleasure.” said Sledge.
“Wait, I have an idea, Go Mankey!” John threw a Poke Ball.
“Mankey!” said Mankey.
“Mankey, Punch the Ground!” John commanded.
“Mankey!” said Mankey, *punch punch punch* Mankey punched a hole into the ground.
“Escape!” John said, and he and Psycho jumped into the hole.
“Ah! Cheaters!” said Sledge.
John and Psycho were at the 12th floor. Somehow, they landed on a Teleport Pad that instantly took them to the Top Floor. “Oh wow, I wonder if the Boss is here.” said John.
“Boss?” said Psycho.
“Hahaha.” said a laugh. From the shadows, walked out Giovanni, Boss of Team Rocket. “To tell the truth, I thought you all were done with this part of the game.” Giovanni said. “But since you decided to attack my base in Saffron which you shouldn’t have needed to do, I have no choice but to retaliate.” Giovanni finished, as he pressed a brown button on a remote, causing a door to open. A new figure emerged from the door. It was round, and appeared to have some sort of machine around its body. Psycho scanned it.
Omdebot
Type: Fire/Fighting
A Pokemon created by genetically modifying a potato with Flamethrowers.
“OMMMDEBOOOTTT!” said Omdebot, as it entered into the light, and it was indeed a giant potato with Flamethrowers, and vicious yellow teeth and eyes. “OMDEBOT!” said Omdebot, as it blasted fireballs at John and Psycho.
“Aw shit! I wasn’t expecting this.” said John.
“Leave it to me.” said Psycho, and Psycho ran up to Omdebot and began punching it.
“UuuuAWWW!” said Omdebot. “Omdebot!” said Omdebot, and it fired its fireballs. Psycho was not harmed.
“Now!” said Psycho, and he transformed his arm into a chainsaw blade!
“Wow! I didn’t know you could do that!” said John.
“Yup! I can transform my body into anything!” said Psycho, and he chopped Omdebot up, killing it.
“Gah!” said Giovanni. “Uh, why can’t I win? I have so much to worry about...” said Giovanni, as he vanished in the blink of an eye.
“What?” John and Psycho said in unison. “What did we do this for?” said John.
“Giovanni didn’t even tell us any secrets.” said Psycho.
“Our efforts here were a waste.” said John.
“John, I want to go into my Poke Ball.” said Psycho. John recalled Psycho.
“I think I will join you.” said John, as he opened the Poke Ball and successfully forced himself into it. The Poke Ball fell onto the ground and shook, eventually it reopened and released John.
“Oh.” said John, but with Psycho’s voice. “What?” said John-Psycho. “My body!” John-Psycho grabbed the Poke Ball and released it.
“Psycho!” said Psycho, but with John’s voice.
“Oh no! John!” said John-Psycho.
“Yes?” said Psycho-John.
“Our bodies, have been switched!” said John-Psycho.
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