Jake was inside the Pokemon Center, his four Pokemon were fully healed. While at the Pokemon Center, he learned that the last gym in the Southern Islands League was in “Hole in the Island” which happened to be all the way South, while Jake was currently in Crowned Vulpix Island, all the way North. “Well, I’ll figure out how to get there someway.” Jake said, and he walked out the door of the Pokemon Center.
Jake was walking out of the Pokemon Center. Incredibly simultaneously at the same time, a car slowly pulled up, as if on cue. It was a convertible, and in the car stared three guys, and a Meowth wearing shades and a scary smirk sitting in the passengers seats lap. “Uh....” Jake said, entirely dumbfounded.
“Alright kid, we’re here to fuck with you!” said the leader in a hoodie, but the hood was off, and it revealed a red-haired kid with a silly smile. “We are the “When Pokemon go Bad Squad!” We hate Pokemon and our main goal is to make them all extinct. My name is Chris!”
“My name is Steve!” said a guy who looked similar to Chris, but not exactly alike.
“And my name is Bob!” said the shorter guy who had curly black hair and was a little muscular.
“And I am Meowth!” said the Meowth who could speak in a Gangster Brooklyn accent.
“..... UH........” said Jake, confused as to all fuck. Suddenly, the only thing he thought of to do was run, avoid these guys at all costs. They were crazy.
“Meowth, get the magnet ready! We got a coward on us!” said Chris, as if reading Jake’s mind.
“Meowth! You got it!” said Meowth, and he grabbed out a big magnet, and operated it.
“Ah!” said Jake, sprinting away. “Oh no!” he said, feeling one of his Poke Ball’s leave his belt. “Scyther!” Jake said. “You’re kidnapping my Pokemon!”
Chris stood there smiling.
“Ughn!” Jake grunted. He then dashed back into the Pokemon Center, and dialed the video phone.
*Ring Ring*
“Hello?” said the voice on the other end, and the picture on the screen showed Ash Ketchum from Pallet Town.
“Hey Ash! It’s Jake. Look man, I REALLY need your help right now!” Jake started. “Can you come to Crowned Vulpix Island Pokemon Center?”
“Sure!” Ash said, and the conversation ended.
“Hah! You’re in BIG trouble now!” Jake said to Chris, Steve & Bob.
Chris stood there still grinning and said “You’re not gonna win.”
Ash Ketchum walked into the Pokemon Center with Jake, and Chris, Steve & Bob. His Pikachu was walking to his side like always. “Oh Ash! I need you to prove how great a trainer you are now! Help me! These guys are cruel to Pokemon!” Jake said.
Chris ignored the words of Jake and stared straight to Pikachu. “Oh, wow! I never would have thought it would be this easy! Pikachu right in front of me!” Chris said, and he swiftly and accurately pulled a pistol from its holster.
*POW*
Blood was dripping on the floor, and it was coming from Pikachu’s chest. Pikachu struggled, and got his arms to his wound in his chest. Pikachu gargled as it struggled to get air in. Ash’s Pikachu then collapsed onto the floor, blood still gushing from his chest.
“OH NO! PIKACHU!” screamed Ash, doing the Home Alone face. Not even 15 seconds had passed since walking into the Pokemon Center, and his Pokemon had been shot at!
“What, WHAT HAVE YOU GUYS DONE!” Jake screamed to Chris, Steve & Bob. “You better stop what you’re doing! Before I call the Police!”
“The Police?” said Steve. “I AM the Police!” Steve said, with a grin similar to Chris’s.
“Ughn!” Jake said. “I’ll get Pikachu help!” Jake ran up to the Nurse’s Desk. “Nurse!” Jake called.
“Right here!” Said the Nurse Joy coming into the room. “How may I... Oh, hi Steve!” the Nurse Joy said, noticing Steve was in the room.
“Hey.” Steve said, and he snapped his fingers. “Back room!” he said, and he and the Nurse went into the back room.
“See? Told you you weren’t going to win.” said Chris.
“You guys! I’m going to stop you myself!” Jake said, pulling out a Poke Ball. “Okay Pikablu, lets go!”
“Pika!” said Pikablu.
“Hah! What is this?” said Chris. “It’s like a blue Pikachu! I hate Pikachu!” Chris said, pulling out his gun once again and shot Pikablu.
“Gakgakgak!” Pikablu said, gargling and struggling to get air in. Pikablu then collapsed onto the floor just as Pikachu had.
“Pikablu!” Jake said. “I... I... AAHH!” he screamed, snapping. Jake rushed into the hallway of the Pokemon Center. Eventually he opened the door to “Nurses on Call.” Steve was standing up with all of his clothes on, and the Nurse Joy was still on the bottom bunk, and she had just finished putting her bra back on.
“Oh, its you.” Steve said, smiling just like Chris does. Chris, Bob & Meowth walked into the room holding two bags.
“Alright, we got the Pikachu and Pikablu Chris!” said Bob. “What are we to do now?”
“Lets steal the rest of this kids Pokemon!” Chris said.
“Meowth, that’s right!” said Meowth, taking the magnet and stealing Jake’s two remaining Pokemon.
“AGH!” Jake screamed. “Nurse Joy, can I use your phone?”
“Sure.” answered the Nurse. Jake ran to the desk and dialed 911.
“Help! People are murdering Pokemon at the Pokemon Center!” Jake said on the phone.
Suddenly, an Officer Jenny walked into the hospital. “Alright, where are these Pokemon murderers? I’m here to apprehend them- Oh, hi Steve!” she said, noticing Steve was in the room.
Steve snapped his fingers and said “Back Room.” and he and Officer Jenny walked into the back room just as he took in Nurse Joy.
“Nngh! This is not cool what you guys are doing!” Ash said, who’s face was soaked with tears. “Give me back my Pikachu!” he demanded.
Chris slowly swaggered up to Ash. “No.” he said with a grin. “I am planning on using this Pikachu in my network of “Pika-Power.”” Chris said. “If your Pikachu fails to cooperate, I will force-evolve it into a Raichu!” he finished, describing Pikachu’s terrible, terrible fate, I mean, Ash’s Pikachu evolving? We can’t have that can we!
Steve walked out of the back room pulling up his zipper. “Alright guys, our work here is done.” Chris said.
“Wait just a minute.” Jake said. “Give me back my Pokemon now!” he demanded.
“What do you think Chris?” asked Meowth. “Should we give him back his Pokemon?”
“You know what? Sure.” Chris responded. “I think he’s learned his lesson.” he said with a grin.
“What about Pikablu?” Meowth asked.
“Oh no, not Pikablu! I’ve got special plans for that one!” Chris answered.
Chris, Steve & Bob and Meowth walked outside and got into their car. “I’ll stop them!” Jake said, rushing into the back room to find Officer Jenny, who was still putting her skirt on. “Officer Jenny, is it alright if I borrow your bike?” he asked.
“Oh, sure.” Officer Jenny casually said, not at all fazed by a young boy asking to borrow a Police Officer’s motorcycle. Jake ran into the lobby, where Ash was still crying a river, as usual do NOTHING about his problems.
“Come Ash, we’re going to follow them and get our Pokemon back.” Jake said.
Jake and Ash climbed into the motorbike, with Jake in the driver’s side and Ash in the sidecar. “Let’s follow them!” Jake said, starting up the bike and chasing down Chris, Steve & Bob, who hadn’t gotten too far away..............
With every adventure our heroes take
Things get crazier and crazier
Who are these Pokemon Killers?
Why has the Pokemon world allowed such things?
Psychos, Murderers, Assassins, Leggy & Datin, the list goes on.
Soon, everything will fall into place.
A grand battle between good & evil is about to commence.
This fanfic is officially 70% completed.
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