*Flap Flap Flap*
Jake was riding on a Pidgey’s legs, as it was Flying him to the island that contained the next Gym in the Southern Islands League. Jake had landed on “Crowned Vulpix Island.”
“Alright Pidgey, I have no use for you! Begone! Begone!” said Jake, shooing away the Pidgey apparently just using it as an HM Whore. “Alright! Where is the gym! Oh, there it is!” Jake said, noticing the strange, inconspicuous jungle literally in the middle of the town. Jake walked into the front entrance of the small jungle contained in the building. “Hello!? I’m here to battle the Gym Leader!” Jake said.
“Awwwwww-AAAAAA-awwwww-AAAAA-awww-aaawwwwwww!” Roared the sounds of a gigantic, muscular man swinging on a vine.
“Whoa!” said Jake, as the big man swung down to him.
“Ah! You seek Gym Leader? Me Gym Leader!” said the Gym Leader.
“You are the Gym Leader?” Jake asked.
“Me am! Me Tarzan!” said Tarzan.
“You? You are Tarzan?” Jake said. “The next Gym Leader is Tarzan?” Jake asked. “Hah, whatever.”
“Now lets start our Pokemon Battle! This one will be a 4x4!” Tarzan said.
“Wow, I’ll have to use all my Pokemon!” Jake said.
“Okay then! Lets start! *Whistle*” Tarzan whistled.
“MOOOOOO!” Mooed a Tauros that stampeded into the battlefield.
“Okay. I choose you, Porygon!” Jake said, throwing a Poke Ball.
“Poooorr-ygon!” Porygon said with its cry.
“Okay Porygon, Sharpen!” Jake commanded, and Porygon sharpened its edges.
“Tauros, use Body Slam!” Tarzan commanded.
“Moooo!” said Tauros, leaping into the air aiming to land on Porygon.
“Dang, that thing’ll be heavy!” Jake said to himself. “Porygon, use Conversion! Try to blend in with the scenery.”
“Pooooooooorr.” Porygon said, converting into wood and grass texture.
*Slam!*
Tauros missed the target, and smashed its heavy body into the ground.
“Alright Porygon!” Jake said. “Now use Ice Beam!” he commanded.
“Porygon!” Porygon said, firing its blue beam from its nose.
“MoooOoOoOoO!” Tauros moaned as it was freezing into a block of ice.
“No! Me Tauros fainted!” Tarzan said. “Ugh, return!” he said, recalling Tauros into a Poke Ball.
“What’s next?” Jake said.
“*Whistle*” Tarzan whistled.
*Rustle Rustle*
“Venomoth! Venomoth!” said the Venomoth that emerged from the bushes.
“A Bug, huh?” Jake said, taking out a Poke Ball. “I choose you, Pikablu!”
“Piiiii-ka!” said Pikablu, stretching its body, ready for another battle.
“Alright, lets see where this goes!” Jake said.
“Venomoth, use Psybeam!” Tarzan commanded.
“Venom!” Venomoth said, and it fired a colored beam to Pikablu.
“Hah! Use Ice Beam on the Ground!” Jake commanded to Pikablu.
“Pikablu!” Pikablu said, firing an ice ray onto the ground, boosting it up into the trees. “Pika!”
“Alright Pikablu!” Jake commended.
“Oh no! Venomoth can’t attack up!” Tarzan said.
“Okay Pikablu, time to use Torpedo!” Jake commanded the finishing move.
“Piiiiiiiiiii.” Pikablu said, charging its body with a mix between blue and yellow electricity. “BLU!” Pikablu said, as it fired its body like an electric Torpedo into Venomoth.
“Venomoth!” said Venomoth, struck by the electric Torpedo, and crashed onto the ground, fainted.
“Awww!” said Tarzan. Two down, two to go.
“Alright Tarzan! This gym has been easy. What else you got to offer?” Jake said.
“Kangashkhan, lets go!” Tarzan commanded, and a Kangashkhan appeared.
“Kaaaaa-angaskhan!” Kangashkhan said.
“Oh yipes!” Jake said. “All that’s left are the bugs... Go Beedrill!” Jake said, throwing a Poke Ball.
“Beeeee!” said Beedrill.
“Alright Kangashkhan, use Dizzy Punch!” Tarzan said.
“Kanga!” said Kangashkhan, as she wound her arm up, and punched at Beedrill.
“Dodge!” Jake commanded, and Beedrill successfully dodged. “Now use Toxic!” he commanded.
“Beeedrill!” said Beedrill, and its stingers turned purple and juk’d at Kangashkhan.
“Kaaan-ga!” said Kangashkhan, and she fell onto the ground. Beedrill had poisoned her in the heart.
“Oh man!” said Tarzan.
“Oh man is right! I just want to hurry up and finish this story!” Jake said, breaking the fourth wall.
“Go Pinsir!” Tarzan said, commanding his final Pokemon.
“Let’s go Scyther!” Jake said.
“Scccyyyyyther!” Scyther said.
“Alright Scyther, lets battle!” Jake said.
“Scy!” Scyther said, agreeing.
“Pinsir, use Gill-o-tine!” Tarzan commanded, and Pinsir shot to Scyther and attempted to grab him and use Gill-o-tine.
“Scyther!” Scyther said, flying overhead and fluttering over Pinsir, who could not fly.
“Scyther! Use Super Slash!” Jake commanded.
“Scyther!” Scyther said, and it slashed Pinsir straight in the gut. Pinsir then ran into the woods bleeding.
“I... I don’t believe it!” Tarzan said. “My Wild Pokemon lost!”
“Damn this gym was boring!” Jake said. “Time for a real adventure!” he said, foreshadowing.
“Ugh. I will have to give you this. The Rampage Badge.” Tarzan said, giving Jake a 3rd Badge.
“Alright! I got the Rampage Badge!” Jake said, holding his new badge in glory.
Jake then went straight into the Pokemon Center...
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