"Oh wow!" Larry shot himself!" said Roger. Roger picked up the corpse of Larry and wedged the body into his seemingly bottomless pocket. Roger looked at his inventory.
Roger's Inventory
25 Buckazoids.
Dust Pan & Whisk Broom
Corpse of Leisure Suit Larry
- Condom
"Okay, I'm ready." Roger said.
"How are we going to get out of here?" asked the 5-year old Adam.
"With Sierra Luck, I'm sure something will turn up." said an optimistic Roger.
*BZZZZ* *HUUUH*
All of a sudden, a time pod appeared. "Oh boy! Here's our big chance! Adam, do you have any weapons?" Roger asked the child.
"Let me look into my inventory." Adam said.
Adam's Inventory
Inner Tube
Sunscreen
Environmental Nutrition
A Spatula
"Hey, why do I have a spatula?" Adam asked himself, what did that have to do with saving the environment? "Oh well, I'll try it!" Adam said, equipping himself with the spatula. The time pod opened and out exited a Sequel Police.
"Halt Wilco!" said the Sequel Police.
"Yaaaaah!" screamed Adam, as he charged into the Sequel Police.
Unsure how to react to having a little child assault him, the Sequel Police was pushed off the edge of the fortress and fell down onto the ground.
"Good work Adam!" Roger said. "Lets get in!"
Rodger & Adam were inside the Time Pod. They were in the Time Period "Space Quest 12: Vohaul's Revenge II"
"We gotta get back to Space Quest 4." Roger said. "That's where I left the Aluminum Mallard."
"Okay." said Adam. And Roger powered up the time pod and sent him and adam back 8 sequels and into Space Quest 4: The Time Rippers.
"Yes! The Mallard is right where I left it!" Roger said with glee. "Lets get in, man I could use some Monolith Burger!"
"Awesome ship!" Adam said, for it was a childhood dream come true to see a Space Ship.
"Okay, set coordinates for Monolith Burger." Roger said at the Captains Seat, Adam said in the Passenger Seat.
"Ready!" Adam said, buckling his seat belt.
"Okay, prepare for Warp Speed!" Roger said.
*SCHWOOOOOM!*
*BZZT BZZT*
"Oh no!" Roger said looking at the control panel.
"Whats wrong?" Adam asked.
"We gotta land, looks like the engine is heating up!" Roger said. "Hey, look! Phleebhut!"
Roger landed the Aluminum Mallard onto the planet Phleebhut. "We gotta fix the engine!" Roger said, and he and Adam walked outside onto the purple sands of Phleebhut.
"Hmmm, maybe there's some tools in the trunk." Adam said, opening up the trunk and crawling in to look for tools.
*SLAM!*
The door to the trunk slammed Adam in and he had the key. "Oh no! Roger, help me!" said Adam.
"Oh no! Adam!" said Roger, for a child was now locked in his trunk. He had to get him out himself or the authorities would ask questions. "Adam! I'll help you get out!" Roger said. Roger looked into his Inventory.
Roger's Inventory
25 Buckazoids.
Dust Pan & Whisk Broom
Corpse of Leisure Suit Larry
- Condom
Roger took out the Corpse of Leisure Suit Larry and slammed the human corpse into the trunk door, hoping to open it. He slammed the body two more times and just crippled the door in. "Oh man! This is not working! I'm gonna have to go find help!" Roger said, running away from the trapped Adam, and tossing the Corpse of Leisure Suit Larry to the side......
Leisure Suit Larry came to following his suicide attempt. "Oh man, where am I?" he asked himself, looking up at the purple sky of Phleebhut. He was laying next to an abandoned Space Ship and believed he was kidnapped. "Oh no! I've gotta get out of here!" Larry said to himself, running away. Larry looked into his Inventory:
Larry's Inventory
Condom
"I hope I can buy stuff..." Larry said to himself. Larry walked the distance to the "World O Wonders" Tourist Shop at the Mog. Inside, he met with the proprietor Fester Blatz.
"Howdy pardner, welcome to the World O Wonders." Fester said to Larry.
"Uh, hi! I think I've been kidnapped." Larry said.
"Hey Larry!" called out a voice from outside, and Roger Wilco appeared at the door. "Take this!" Roger said, tossing the poisonous Scorpazoid to Larry.
"Oh no!" Larry said. Larry pulled out the rubber condom, and stretched it in front of his face, and it caught the Scorpazoid, and slung it back to Roger.
"Ahh!" said Roger, and he ducked the Scorpazoid. "Hey guess what! We're leaving without you!" Roger ran out the shop and into the Aluminum Mallard, with Adam out of the trunk and abandoning Leisure Suit Larry.
"No! No! You can't do this to me!" said Larry. "Fester, do you have any Astro Chicken Flight Hats?" Larry asked to Fester.
"Certainly do fella." Fester said, pulling out the souvenir hat.
"Good, I'll trade you one Condom for it!?" Larry offered.
"Eh, I'm not into that kind of business." Fester responded.
"Too late!" Larry said, grabbing the hat and leaving the condom. Larry ran outside and looked at the Astro Chicken Flight Hat:
"Okay, with this, I can Fly!" Larry said, putting the Hat on and acted like he took off, but Larry remained on the ground. "What? Why am I not flying? Isn't this the Astro Chicken Flight Hat?" Larry said. "Oh man, do I feel silly." Larry said to himself. Just then, Larry noticed something buried under the sand. "Oh my." Larry said, as he began to dig. It looked a lot like a piece of Unstable Ordinance, but when he used his Eye on it, it was described as an Organic Substance. "An Organic Substance?" Larry said, "I think I'll Eat it!"
Larry ate the Organic Substance, and his face melted.
The End
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