Chinani

Jake was stumbling around in a town in the Southern Islands. "Maaaan, I hungry!" Jake said, rubbing his grumbling tummy. He walked into a restaurant named "Chinani."

"Welcome to Chinani Restaurant!" said a waitress, who was a teenage Nurse Joy. "Have a seat!" The Girl led Jake to a table, and Jake sat down. Jake looked at the menu.

Rice
Mini Corns
Takeshi Chicken

"I'll take Takeshi Chicken!" said Jake.
"With Soy Sauce or no Soy Sauce?" asked the Joy.
"Hmmm, both!" Jake responded.
"Okay! Soy Sauce, and no Soy Sauce!" she said, writing on her order pad.

After ten minutes, Jakes Takeshi Chicken order came in. On it, Jake saw a Mini Corn. He stuck it up his nose. The Nurse Joy looked at this and walked up. "Oh wow! You really like those, don't you? Here! Have some more!" The Nurse gave Jake a whole bowl of Mini Corns. Jake smiled, grabbed all the Mini Corns, shoved them into his mouth, and Spat them all out like a machine gun all over the restaurant.

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"AUGH! Somebody stop him!" screamed the patrons of the restaurant.
"Okay Mister! Out you go! Out out OUT!" said the Nurse Joy, grabbing Jake by the shirt and throwing him out of Chinani Restaurant.