Wednesday, July 27, 2011

Chapter 39: Vs Evil Alex.

Ash, Misty, Brock and Jake returned to Viridian Gym, Jake armed with his SMG, ready to fire away should Giovanni be behind the door.
"Alright Geodude." said Brock. "Open the door!"
"Geodude!" said Brock's Geodude, pushing the rocky door open.

"Alright Giovanni, where are you!?" shouted Jake, pointing his gun forward.
"Hahahahahahaha!" said an ominous laugh, and all of a sudden, many dummies of Giovanni fell from the ceiling.
"Oh, very funny!" responded Jake. "Go Beedrill! Cut open the Dummies!" he said, tossing the Poke Ball that contained his Beedrill.
"Bzz-Drill!" said Beedrill, slashing apart the Giovanni Dummies.
"Show yourself!" commanded Jake.
"Enough, Jake." said a voice. A figure identified as Alex teleported into the room. He had a smug grin on his face, and his glasses further made his twisted eyes creepier.
"Alex, you backstabber. Even after you gave me those KO-35 Tears, you still turn back to your evil ways." rambled Jake.
"Turn back? You idiot, I've always been evil!" responded Alex. "Now, you will be done away with." he grabbed one of his Poke Ball's and threw it into the arena.
"Oh!" said Jake.

The Poke Ball released a new figure, one that has previously been unseen. It was gray skinned, had a human skull mask on, and had orb apparitions floating around it.
"Vu-doo! Koo!" said the Pokemon. Jake took out his Poke Dex and scanned.
"Brrrrrrr- Searching... Data found!

Voodookoo, the Voo Doo Pokemon
Type: Human/Ghost
Has Power to possess Pokemon.


"Wow. Human-Type Pokemon?" said Jake. "Alright, go Pikablu!" said Jake, tossing a Poke Ball.
"Pika-blu!" said Pikablu.
"You will find my Voodookoo won't go down easily. Human Type Pokemon are very resilient.
"Doo-koo!" said Voodookoo.
"Thunderbolt, Pikablu!" commanded Jake.
"Pika-" Pikablu charged up, "BLUUUUU!!!" said Pikablu launching a heavy blast of lightning at Voodookoo.
"Teleport and use Night Shade!" ordered Alex. Voodookoo teleported away and avoided Pikablu's attack. Voodookoo teleported right in front of Pikablu.
"Voooooo-doooooo-kooooooo!" said Voodookoo, staring creepily into Pikablu's eyes.
"Kaaaaa!" said a frightened Pikablu.
"Pikablu, return!" said Jake, recalling Pikablu. "Come on guys, lets Tag-Team!" suggested Jake.
"Right!" responded Brock, he threw a Poke Ball. "Go Vulpix!"
"Vuuul!" said the firey fox, upon becoming formed.
"Fire Spin Vulpix!" said Brock. Vulpix blasted a twister of fire at Voodookoo."
"Recover!" commanded Alex. Voodookoo started to glow, with energy masses absorbing into him. "Now, Possess!" Alex ordered.
"Vooooooooooooo." Voodookoo said, poking a needle into a Vulpix doll.
"Vul!" said Vulpix, its eyes in fear.
"Oh no! Vulpix!" said Brock. "Return!" Brock said, returning Vulpix into its Pokeball.
"My turn!" Misty said, stepping up and kissing her Poke Ball. "Gooooo Staryu!" The ball opened up, releasing its energy, and indeed becoming Staryu.
"Hi-ya!" said Staryu.
"Quick Attack!" commanded Misty, the Star Fish shot toward Voodookoo, spinning very rapidly, eventually collided into the Human Type Pokemon.
"Koooooo!" said Voodookoo.
"Voodookoo!" said Alex. "Try recover!"
"Swift Staryu!" Misty said.
"Hi-ya!" said Staryu, firing rapid stars from its red gem. Voodookoo was getting struck as if it were a Gatling Gun.
"Koo! Koo! Kooo Kooooo KOOO!" Voodookoo cried, and eventually caused Voodookoo to faint.
"No! Impossible!" said Alex, shocked to see his only Pokemon go down so easily.
"Hah, looks like you forgot to raise your Voodookoo with Speed in mind." said Jake.
"Oh shut up!" said Alex. "This isn't the end." he finished, and swiftly teleported out of the room.
"Alright, lets go!" said Jake. "Nice job with Voodookoo Misty!"
"Thanks." said Misty.
"Alright, we gotta rescue Pikachu!" said an eager Ash, and the four of them ran through the door toward the arena.

Tuesday, July 26, 2011

Cyber Mew


This is Cyber Mew. When Matthew and Jake lost each other in the Rocket Casino, Matthew discovered this picture on a computer in an office. The few words on the screen identified it as Cyber Mew. In a skipped chapter, Brian invited Matthew to Cinnabar Lab to meet Professor Sashkatch, suspecting the "Yahoe" to be a mythical Pokemon, but that's another story.

After learning about the origin of Mewtwo (who, by the way, is thought to be dead), Matthew revealed to the Professor that he discovered the picture of Cyber Mew.

What is this Cyber Mew? What is Team Rocket up to? Does it have any connection to the Blue and Orange Glows?

Tuesday, July 19, 2011

Chapter 38: Confrontation at Viridian City

Ash, Misty and Brock entered the gate of Viridian City, accompanying them was Jake. "Alright Ash, why don't we go catch some Pokemon?" Jake asked Ash.
"Not now!" said Ash. "We gotta go for my Gym Battle!" he said impatiently.
"... Ash just wait til you see arrogant you are." Jake critisized.

The four arrived at Viridian Gym, it looked like a temple, and the doors were shut. "Hello!?" said Ash. "I'm here for a gym battle!"
"Pikachu!" said Ash's Pikachu.
Jake felt a strange presence. "Something seems a bit familiar around here." he said. Suddenly, the doors opened.
"Alright!" said Ash. The four walked in.
"I don't like the looks of this." said Misty. It was very dark inside. Suddenly, the doors slam, all four screaming in shock in unison.
"Ah hahahahahaha..." said a voice from the darkness.
"You've fallen into our trap!" said a voice which was familiar to Jake. The lights turned on and lit up the grim looking lobby, on a raised platform sat on the throne was Giovanni, sipping a glass of Chardonnay, and to the horror and surprise of Jake, was Alex. Alex's hair was once again Purple.
"That Pikachu, I've heard so much about it." said Giovanni. "And who would have thought it would have fallen right in my hands!"
"I'll do the honors, sir." said Alex, using a grabber to quickly pick up poor Pikachu.
"Pikachu!" said Ash.
"Now it's time for you to get out!" said Giovanni, brandishing an AK-47 and firing it into the air to scare the trainers away.
"Yaahhh!" screamed Ash.
"Augh! Lets get out of here quick!" said Brock, running out with Misty to his side.
"Me too!" said Jake, running out.
Outside of the gym, Ash, Misty, Brock and Jake were panting and catching their breath.
"That, that evil man. He, he got Pikachu!" shouted an upset Ash. "Pikachuuuuuuuuu!" shouted Ash, as he ran off down the road.
"Ash, wait!" said Brock.
"Ash!" said Jake, who started to chase Ash. "Ash, wait, you're just going to be a baby about this, aren't you?" Jake sped up and caught up to Ash. "You treat your Pokemon like cute little Poke-palls. You cannot defend yourself with weak, unevolved Pokemon!"
"Leave me alone, I have GREAT Pokemon." Retorted Ash.
"Two unevolved Starters, one who disobeys you, and a lousy bird. You're too dense to even have a full team. That's it Ash, you're dense!" Jake said, insulting Ash.
"Stop, STOP!" screamed Ash, stopping and kneeling on the road. "Ohhhh, Pikachu!" said Ash.
"Ash, Pikachu is depending on you to rescue him." Jake revealed. "Remember when you saved him from the Spearows? If you could do that, you can do this. You just have to make changes."
Ash sniffed, "What kind of changes?"
"Come, were going to the Pokemon Center." Jake said, and he took the three to the Viridian City Pokemon Center.

At the Pokemon Center, Ash, Misty and Brock sat on the seating and Jake stood up and paced back and forth.
"Ash, you're going to need one of your Pokemon from Oak for this. I highly not recommend Krabby."
"How do you know about my Pokemon?" asked Ash, a very valid question indeed.
"Brock and Misty, we may need your Pokemon for this too." Jake continued.
"Okay." Brock and Misty said in unison.
"Ash, you better buckle down too. If Charizard disobeys, deal with it." Jake told Ash.
"Yeah yeah." said Ash.
"Alright then, we're going back to Viridian Gym, to rescue Pikachu!" said Jake, tossing on a overcoat and arming himself with a Sub-Machine Gun.

Friday, July 15, 2011

Chapter 37: The Adventures of John

John decided to skip going to Viridian City and head straight for the Mountains of Mystery. The Mountains of Mystery were located north of Mt. Moon, a part of the same Mountain Range. Nobody has really bothered to explore the North part of Kanto, so nothing has been charted. About three quarters of the way past the Viridian Forest, the Helicopter started to sputter down. "Oh no, what's happening?" John asked, looking at the helicopter's dashboard. The fuel gage read empty. "Oh shit, I'm going down!" John said.

Jake was driving down the freeway between Pewter and Viridian City over Viridian Forest. In his passenger seats were Ash, his Pikachu, Misty and Brock. "Hey guys, look at that!" said Ash, a helicopter looking like it was about to crash descended by them, and landed in the river.
"Wow, whoever's on board lucky they landed in water." said Jake, and he drove down the lane.

John was in the downed Helicopter caught in the currents of the river, and the Helicopter was sinking. "Oh man, now would be a good time to make a new TM." he said. "Let's go Geodude!" he released Geodude from its Poke Ball. John then took out a Random TM and wrote on its label "Create Scuba Set" and broke it onto Geodude, the powder cackling.
"Geodude!" said Geodude.
"Alright Geodude, Create a Scuba Set!" John commanded. Geodude crossed its arms behind its back, and pulled out a full Scuba Set! "Good work Geodude!" said John, putting the Scuba Set on. "Now return!" he said, recalling Geodude as Rock Pokemon were weak to water.

John broke the helicopter door open and hopped out of the sinking Helicopter and into the rough currents of the river. He quickly dove down and avoided each rock the current brought him to. All of a sudden, a waterfall appeared. "Aw, shit!" John thought to himself. Sure enough, John fell down the waterfall. Fortunately, the water on the bottom had no rocks, and he survived the fall. "Look, there seems to be a cave down there." John pointed out to himself. He swam into the cave, but fool him forgot he didn't have a light. The tunnel was very dark, but a small shimmer was in the distance. John squeezed under the tunnels, it was tough for him, and the rocks were breakable, so he had to be careful. After awhile, he bumped into something squishy and hard. It was a living creature, and it seemed it was turning its body. Its large, dopey eyes opened into Johns.
"Sloooooooooow-poke." said the creature, evidently the Pokemon Slowpoke. John took one look at it, and smashed a Poke Ball onto Slowpoke, transforming the Pokemon into energy which transfered into the Poke Ball. The Poke Ball shook, and John grabbed it to force it to stop. Eventually, the Poke Ball stood still.
"Ok, I'll deal with you later." John said to the Poke Ball. He continued swimming forward, until the water became stinky and sticky. It felt like he was swimming through human fecal matter! He swam threw the shit and eventually arrived in what looked like a sewer. He climbed out of the sewage water next to a ladder going up and disposed of the now covered with feces scuba gear, Geodude could make another anyway.
John climbed up the ladder, lifted up the manhole, and crawled out of the sewers in the now-at Pewter City. He could see the Mountains of Mystery from his POV.

Monday, July 11, 2011

Chapter 36: John

It was a bright day in the three story house to the side of the corner of the block on Purple Avenue. Purple Avenue was a middle class, suburban neighborhood in Pallet Town. Inside the three story house there lived a boy who had just turned ten years old and was going to become a Pokemon trainer, but with a twist.
His name was John, and his father was a pioneer in the Pokemon Training community. John's father was the inventor of the Random TM. By using a Random TM, you could make any Pokemon do anything for you. That's right, anything. If you want it to transform into a car, it could do it. If you want your Pokemon to create instant cash, a Random TM could do it. The Random TM was so powerful it was a flop, but he was given 50 Random TMs to use in his Pokemon Journey, so he had to use them wisely.
"All right, I'm ready to begin!" said John, who walked out of his house and to Professor Oak's house. When he approached the door, a new trainer walked out, he had a Pikachu with a pair of sunglasses on.
"Hello! I'm Carl!" said the trainer. "I just started my Pokemon Journey and this is my Pikachu, Ace! Say hi Ace!"
"Pika!" said Ace.
"Okay bye!" said Carl, and he walked off. Without saying anything, John went inside.
"Hello Professor Oak, I'm here for a Pokemon." said John to Professor Oak.
"Oh John. Good to see you. Sorry if I look vexxed, but that Carl kid freaking begged me for Pikachu." Went the Professor. "I had a perfectly good Nidoran (M) and an Ekans for him to choose from, but he whined like a baby until I gave him a Pikachu. Anyway."
"Which Pokemon do you have for me?" asked John.
"Ah John, I have a Mankey. Here you go." Professor Oak.
"Thanks Professor Oak. Go Mankey!" John said, unleashing Mankey out. He took out a Random TM, and wrote onto it's label "Punch the Ground." He then broke open the Random TM, and the powder cackled on and around Mankey. "Let's go Mankey!"
"Mmnn-keeee!" said Mankey, following John out of the lab.

John had left Pallet Town but did not walk in the direction of Viridian City. Instead, he and Mankey travelled east, and it turned out the path was very rocky. John started to worry that he was lost.
"Hmmm, looks like now would be a good time to make a new TM." he said.
"Mankey!" said Mankey. John took out a Random TM, wrote onto its label "Call a Helicopter" and broke it onto Mankey.
"Alright Mankey, Call a Helicopter!" John told Mankey.
Mankey puffed in and yelled "MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNKKKKKYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!"
All of a sudden, from the distance, a helicopter appeared. It was black, and had a red R on its side. It slowly descended toward John and Mankey, until it fully landed, and its propeller slowed. John opened the door. "Huh? How did I get here?" asked the Helicopter Pilot.
"Never mind that now, can you take me to Viridian City?" John asked.
"No, the boss would never allow it!" Said the Pilot, and quickly ascended, John quickly grabbed onto the bottom rails.
"Return Mankey!" John said, recalling Mankey who would have been left behind. "Now, if I could just open that door." Suddenly, the Helicopter was really high up, but John was just casually holding onto the bars. "Maybe I have a crowbar in here..." he said going through his back pack. Just then, a Poke Ball fell out of the back pack and onto the ground. "Oh no! Oh wait, here it is!" he said, finding his crowbar. He pryed the helicopter door open and quickly bashed the helicopter pilot's head with the crowbar. John then took control of the helicopter, and descended it down to the ground, landing. John then took the unconscious body of the helicopter pilot outside of the helicopter for him to live. He found the Poke Ball that had fallen out of the back pack. He picked it up, and it popped open to reveal an energy materialization into a Geodude!
"Geodude!" said Geodude.
"Alright! I got a Geodude!" John said. John then went back into the Helicopter, and ascended and travelled toward Viridian City. At airborne, he would be there in no more than 15 minutes.

John was almost at Viridian City, the small skyline was in view.
"R-242, R-366 do you copy?" said what sounded like a radio broadcast. "Be on the lookout for a Blue or Orange glow believed to be escaped Team Rocket experiments Operation I.S.E. and I.S.A."
"Hmmm..." this news caught John's attention, and he noticed a notepad. He read the notepad which appeared to be a log of some sort. He read what was apparently yesterday's log.

March 20th, 2000

My copilot and I made a remarkable discovery on the look out for the missing specimens, a glow was discovered in the Mountains of Mystery. It was a strange Green glow, but I figure its our best lead yet. We're gonna check it out after his day off tomorrow. Can't wait!


"Then that settle's it, we're gonna go to the Mountains of Mystery!" said John. "Let's go!!!"
"Mankey!" said Mankey.
"Geodude!" said Geodude.

Wednesday, July 6, 2011

Chapter 35: Ash Vs Jake

Jake and Ash were prepared for their morning Pokemon Battle. Afterwards, they were to leave to go to Viridian City, so Ash could battle for his final Pokemon Badge.
"Ready Ash?" asked Jake.
"As I'll ever be!" Ash responded.
"Okay then!" Jake grabbed a Poke Ball from his belt. "Go Pikablu!" he said, throwing the Poke Ball, which unleashed energy into the form of Pikablu.
"Then lets go, Pikachu!" commanded Ash.
"Pika!" said Pikachu, hopping off Ash's shoulder.
"Pika!" said Pikablu, cackling electricity from its cheeks.
"Pika!" said Pikachu, doing the same.
"Pikablu, attack with Ice Beam!" Jake ordered.
"Quick Pikachu, dodge!" said Ash. Pikachu managed to evade Pikablu's Ice Beam. "Now use Quick Attack!" Ash commanded.
"Tail Attack!" said Jake. Pikablu swung its Marill-Tail, and knocked the speeding Pikachu to the ground. "Good hit Pikablu!" Jake said. "Now use Spinning Pile Driver!" Pikablu picked up Pikachu, and jumped into the air, flipping horizontally, and smashing Pikachu to the ground.
"Pikachu!" said Ash. The dust cleared, and Pikablu stood victorious, with Pikachu fainted.
"Yes! Way to go Pikablu!" Jake said with vigor.
"Nnnngh, I choose you, Bulbasaur!" said Ash, tossing his Poke Ball, the energy materialized into Bulbasaur.
"Bubba-SAUR!" said Bulbasaur.
"Bulbasaur, Vine Whip!" commanded Ash. Bulbasaur shot its vines toward Pikablu.
"Water Gun on the Ground!" ordered Jake, Pikablu promptly obeyed, blasting the ground below him and shooting him into the sky. "Pikablu, Tail Slap!" said Jake.
"Piiikaaaaaaa!" said Pikablu, and smacked Bulbasaur's head, causing it to reel in pain.
"Now its time for the grand finale!" said Jake. "Return Pikablu!" said Jake, recalling Pikablu into its Poke Ball. "Lets go, Porygon!" said Jake, tossing his Poke Ball into the air.
"Porygon!" said Porygon, once completing its energy transformation.
"Oh, remember Porygon Misty?" Brock asked his friend.
"Porygon, Psybeam!" ordered Jake.
"Poryyyyyy-" Porygon's nose lit up, and blasted a multi-colored beam. "Gooooonnnnnn!"
"Bulbasaur!" shouted a concerned Ash. Bulbasaur had fainted. "Nnnngghhh, return." said Ash, recalling Bulbasaur.
"Two down, one to go!" said Jake.
"Pory!" said an accomplished Porygon.
"I know how to finish this." said Ash, grabbing one of his Poke Ball's. "I choose you, Charizard!"
"Wait Ash, not Charizard!" said Misty.
"Lizardo!" said Charizard upon fully forming from its energy state. "Lizarrrr!" it said, spouting out flames uncontrollably, and then launching a Flamethrower attack toward Porygon.
"Poryyyyyy!" said an agonized Porygon.
"Oh man... Return Porygon!" Jake said, recalling his Porygon. Jake then looked at Ash with an angry look. "Ash, that is an unruly Charizard!" he said.
"NO. FREAKING. DUH!" Ash shouted, completely out of character for him.
"This is useless. I'll have to finish you off quickly." Jake said, grabbing a Poke Ball. "Go Scyther!"
"Scyther!" said Scyther, upon entering the battle.
"Alright Scyther, Slash!" Jake commanded.
"Scy Scy SCCYYYYY!" said Scyther, who did not obey but instead hopped to Jake, and slashed the legs off his pants.
"Ouch! Scyther! What the Hell are you doing?" Jake shouted. Scyther then launched towards Ash, Misty and Brock.
"Augh! Return Charizard!" said Ash, recalling Charizard and rushing away before Scyther got to him.
"Scyther! Oh no!" said Jake. "I have to stop it, go Beedrill!" he said, tossing his final Poke Ball, which materialized into Beedrill.
"Bzzz-drill!" said Jake's first Pokemon.
"Beedrill, do what you can to stop Scyther!" Jake ordered.
"Drill!" said Beedrill, who followed and tackled Scyther to the ground, and attempted to restrain it with all its might, Scyther trying what it could to break free.
"Scyther! Return!" said Jake, recalling Scyther before it could break free. "Oh man, are you guys alright?" asked Jake.
"I think so." said Brock.
"I don't know what's wrong with Scyther, it always seemed like it was hyper, but I didn't know it was this violent." said Jake.
"Looks like the fact my Charizard disobeys doesn't apply now does it?" asked Ash stupidly.
"Actually Ash, I do, indeed, notice somethings wrong with my Pokemon and do something about it, unlike you and your stupid faces which does NOTHING." Jake pointed out. "Anyway, I guess our match is a draw. Lets continue on to Viridian City for your final Badge!"
"Alright!" said an excited Ash. "To Viridian City!"