Wednesday, February 27, 2013

Chapter 102: The Grand Rocket Finale Part 2


The Rocket Grunts were still trekking through the forest, they were being led by Alex & the Assassin. “Alright, we are almost there.” said Alex. “On our command, release your Rattatta’s and Zubat’s.” he said.
“Right. Right.” said the several Rocket Grunts.
“Alright, here we are!” Alex said, as he led the Grunts into a valley of sorts. “Huh? What? Wait...” Alex said, looking around with shock.
“Oh no!” The Assassin said.
“I... This is not possible!” Alex said, with pure shock.
“Giovanni is not going to like this...” The Assassin said.
“What’s wrong? Yeah?” asked the Rocket Grunts.
“What we came for, is not here.” Alex said.

*WUUUAAAHHHH!*

What sounded like a human doing a native scream was heard. All of a sudden, a little child dressed as a native appeared, he had a Bulbasaur companion.
“What the, what is this?” asked one of the Rocket Grunts.
“Hahahaha.” Laughed someone. “So, you missed Mewfour.” A kid with Curly hair appeared. “Good. The daughter of the Grand Pokemon God never should have been cloned in the first place. You fowl scum never should have further tampered with things, you do not deserve the power you desire.”
“Who are you? How do you know so much?” asked the Assassin.
“Who I am to you isn’t important, but the future of the world is my responsibility. It is because of you, the World became unstable in the first place...” he said.
“Listen pal, give us Mewfour or I will assassinate you.” said the Assassin.
“As the Grand Pokemon God is my witness, Mewfour is not with us. He is in safe hands, and thank the Grand Pokemon God, will be reunited with his sister.” the kid said. “You don’t notice, for you are nothing but a vile, underground criminal group, but the once peaceful and friendly World of Pokemon has become a cesspool of dangerous and evil activity. Those same children who invade the Rocket Casino, Silph Co and Pokemon Tower, are driving, drinking, having sex, drugging women. Why are Pokemon Trainers, of all people, having sex?”
Alex and the Assassin responded with puzzled, dumbfounded looks in their eyes.
“And you are just concerned with getting your Power back.” the kid continued. “It was because of your damage Human-Type Pokemon were created. Wicked characters invaded the World of Pokemon and massacred innocent wild Pokemon and attacked Trainers. All because Human-Type Pokemon were bestowed the power. Your actions fucked up the World of Pokemon. Your first clone abducted and nearly killed more than 10 Pokemon Trainers, with further plans to take over the world. And you know whats worse? A Vessel for evil, a Pokemon Trainer named Jason, has teamed up with the evil Pokemon. His ambitions worry us the most. The Grand Pokemon God is not pleased...”
“Uh. Wow. That was harsh.” Alex said. “I thought I was going to be better than them, until I met a Trainer with a Zapdos. I never met a rookie with so much Power.”
“Take Team Rocket and leave.” The kid said. “This is holy land, you have disturbed it.”
“Fine.” Alex said. “Troops disband we return to the ferry.” Alex said, and the Team Rocket goons, as well as Alex and the Assassin left the valley.
The kid sighed. “I am so glad that is over with.” he said.
“So am I.” said another person walking, it was Psycho. “Bodge, I wanted to stay far, far away. With me being a Human-Type Pokemon and all.”
“They are gone now. There is nothing more to fear.” Bodge said. From the horizon out to sea, the sun started to rise. “It is time to return to the cave. We usually sleep during the day.”
“Alright... say, where is John?” Psycho responded.
“Maybe the civilians got him. He’ll be alright.” Bodge answered. Bodge and Psycho then left the valley and went into the cave.

In the cave, Bodge, Psycho and the other members of the Mirth regrouped with each other. “We have protected the Island of Lubbers from Team Rocket!” Bodge said.
“Hooray!” said the Mirth Members.
“Our mole has also done well.” Bodge said. “A?” The Mirth Member known as “A” removed his ornate hood, revealing himself to be the man who identified himself as “The Assassin.”
“All along, I was a member of the Mirth.” said A. “I was sent into the World of Pokemon as an Assassin who eventually got hired by Team Rocket. I was given a test by the Grand Pokemon God...”
“Yes.” Bodge said. “Despite all our doomsaying about the World of Pokemon, we do have a bright path guiding us. A particular Pokemon Trainer is among us. A hero who was already the one who had stopped Mewtwo..." 

Tuesday, February 5, 2013

Chapter 101: John gets lost.


Jessie, James, and Meowth, the Southern Island Ferry Operators, were walking together through the creepy Forest of Lubbers Island. “Maybe this wasn’t such a  good idea Jess.” James said. “I don’t like these trees.”
“James stop being a coward.” Jessie said. “Giovanni entrusted us to keep their operation a secret. We must let him know before anyone sees anything.”
“You guys... since I’m a Pokemon, I can sense things, something isn’t right with this island.” Meowth said.
“Whatever could you mean, Meowth?”

*CRACK! CRASH!*

Jessie, James and Meowth had fallen into a hole built into the ground, not unlike what they used to do to Ash. “Ow! Now I know how that feels.” Jessie said.
“Who could have done that!” James said.
“Hahahaha. Good Job Mankey, we’ve trapped somebody.” Someone said, it was indeed John.
“Hey! Let us out! We have an important mission to accomplish!” Meowth said.
“Huh? That Meowth can talk!? And why does it sound very different from other Meowths?” John said, noting Meowth’s feminine-like, hissy cat-like voice.
“Oy! What’s going on here?” Someone else said, and a curly haired kid stuck his head into the hole. Evidently it was Bodge.
“These guys fell into one of our traps, what should we do with them?” John said.
“Are you sadistic or something? We’re good guys here!” Jessie said.
“I know what to do with them!” One more person said, it was Psycho. “Check this out.” Psycho said, dropping his body over the hole, holding onto the other side. Psycho then transformed his body into liquid concrete, smothering Jessie, James and Meowth in concrete.
“What the fuck is going on!” Meowth said.
“I thought we were done with this sort of stuff.” James said.
“Haha.” Psycho said, and he then transformed back into his normal self, and he and John and Bodge walked off. Jessie, James and Meowth were left to die in the pitfall, smothered in drying concrete. In the darkness. With no one else around.

John was flying with the Char-Jetpack around the House on Lubbers, going opposite of the Full Moon Party. “Bodge said for me to inspect the North Cave.” John said, fluttering over the trees. The North Cave was a separate cavern from the one John & Psycho were held captive, and were any Secrets hidden there, for Team Rocket to discover them would be terrible. Bodge had warned John of the Human-Type Pokemon that inhabit the caves known as “Vampra.”
“Hmm, I better descend onto the land.” John said to himself,and he got back on the land.
“Return Charmeleon.” John said, recalling the Char-Jetpack before it can even transform back into Charmeleon. “Okay, I’ll just keep going North from here. The Island isn’t even large.” John said, walking further up the path.
“Koooooooooooie!” a strange voice in the woods said.
“Huh? There was that voice again... Wonder what the fuck that-”

*SPLASH!*

John had fallen into some sort of liquid. “Oh my God! Eww!” John said, it was very gross. “Did I fall into a Grimer or Muk?” John said. “Gross. Ugh. I hate bein gross like this...” John said, digging into his Poke Balls. “Do I have a Water-Type Pokemon?” he said, going through his five Poke Balls. “Oh wait, I do!” he said with excitement. “Go Slowpoke!”
“Slowwwwwpoke!” John’s Slowpoke said.
“Slowpoke, do you know Water Gun?” John asked.
“Slowpoke.” Slowpoke said, and it started squirting John with Water.
“Ah, thats better.” John said.
“Slowpoke.” Slowpoke said. John responded by looking into Slowpoke’s eyes.
“You know Slowpoke, I guess I don’t use you that much.” John said.
“Slowpoke.” Slowpoke said, shaking his head.
“Out of all my Pokemon Captures, you were the most spur of the moment. Heh. I only captured you because you got in my way.” John said.
“Slow.” Slowpoke said.
“Too bad I’ve never been to the mental institutions with Psycho. I think you would have been a hit with crazy people. What, with your Clown ability. Hah.”
“Slowpoke.” Slowpoke said.
“Fact is, I’ve just never needed your abilities on our adventure. The Clown attack is useless and only thing I’ve ever really done with Disintegration Beam is kill a nurse...” John said.
“Slowpoke.” Slowpoke said.
“Well, I have an idea.” John said, taking out a Random TM from his backpack. John wrote on the Random TM’s label “Transform into a Hot Tub.”
“Slowpoke!” Slowpoke said, with excitement. John then broke the TM on Slowpoke, the Pokemon absorbing the power.
“Now Slowpoke, Transform into a Hot Tub!” John commanded.
“Slowpoke!” Slowpoke said, and it then transformed into a large, Slowpoke-colored Hot Tub. Slowpoke’s face was positioned at the top.
“Ow wow, that is awesome!” John said. “Go all Pokemon!” John said, throwing three Poke Balls.
“Mankey!” said John’s Mankey.
“Geodude.” said John’s Geodude.
“Charmeleon!” said John’s Charmeleon.
“Random Hot Tub Party!” John said, and he and the rest of his Pokemon jumped in.



John and his Pokemon were passed out from drinking scotch, bourbon and vodkas. John had awoken to the sounds of a surround sound system. “Hey, where is that music coming from?”
“Charmeleon?” Charmeleon said.
“Mankey?” Mankey said.
“Hey look, I think I see a house over there.” John said, and he and his Pokemon ran out to it.
John had ran to what was a three story house, and it was occupied by a bunch of young people having a party. “Full Moon After Party!” said the Southern Island local host. “Til’ the break of dawn! No cops!” said the host. “There will be boats to carry you back to Star Island and Shaba Island. Now lets party!”


“Yes!” John said, recalling all his Pokemon, and running up the stairs to the party...