Chapter 101: John gets lost.

Jessie, James, and Meowth, the Southern Island Ferry Operators, were walking together through the creepy Forest of Lubbers Island. “Maybe this wasn’t such a  good idea Jess.” James said. “I don’t like these trees.”
“James stop being a coward.” Jessie said. “Giovanni entrusted us to keep their operation a secret. We must let him know before anyone sees anything.”

“You guys... since I’m a Pokemon, I can sense things, something isn’t right with this island.” Meowth said.

“Whatever could you mean, Meowth?”

*CRACK! CRASH!*

Jessie, James and Meowth had fallen into a hole built into the ground, not unlike what they used to do to Ash. “Ow! Now I know how that feels.” Jessie said.

“Who could have done that!” James said.

“Hahahaha. Good Job Mankey, we’ve trapped somebody.” Someone said, it was indeed John.

“Hey! Let us out! We have an important mission to accomplish!” Meowth said.

“Huh? That Meowth can talk!? And why does it sound very different from other Meowths?” John said, noting Meowth’s feminine-like, hissy cat-like voice.

“Oy! What’s going on here?” Someone else said, and a curly haired kid stuck his head into the hole. Evidently it was Bodge.

“These guys fell into one of our traps, what should we do with them?” John said.

“Are you sadistic or something? We’re good guys here!” Jessie said.

“I know what to do with them!” One more person said, it was Psycho. “Check this out.” Psycho said, dropping his body over the hole, holding onto the other side. Psycho then transformed his body into liquid concrete, smothering Jessie, James and Meowth in concrete.

“What the fuck is going on!” Meowth said.

“I thought we were done with this sort of stuff.” James said.

“Haha.” Psycho said, and he then transformed back into his normal self, and he and John and Bodge walked off. Jessie, James and Meowth were left to die in the pitfall, smothered in drying concrete. In the darkness. With no one else around.

John was flying with the Char-Jetpack around the House on Lubbers, going opposite of the Full Moon Party. “Bodge said for me to inspect the North Cave.” John said, fluttering over the trees. The North Cave was a separate cavern from the one John & Psycho were held captive, and were any Secrets hidden there, for Team Rocket to discover them would be terrible. Bodge had warned John of the Human-Type Pokemon that inhabit the caves known as “Vampra.”

“Hmm, I better descend onto the land.” John said to himself,and he got back on the land.

“Return Charmeleon.” John said, recalling the Char-Jetpack before it can even transform back into Charmeleon. “Okay, I’ll just keep going North from here. The Island isn’t even large.” John said, walking further up the path.

“Koooooooooooie!” a strange voice in the woods said.

“Huh? There was that voice again... Wonder what the fuck that-”

*SPLASH!*

John had fallen into some sort of liquid. “Oh my God! Eww!” John said, it was very gross. “Did I fall into a Grimer or Muk?” John said. “Gross. Ugh. I hate bein gross like this...” John said, digging into his Poke Balls. “Do I have a Water-Type Pokemon?” he said, going through his five Poke Balls. “Oh wait, I do!” he said with excitement. “Go Slowpoke!”

“Slowwwwwpoke!” John’s Slowpoke said.

“Slowpoke, do you know Water Gun?” John asked.

“Slowpoke.” Slowpoke said, and it started squirting John with Water.

“Ah, thats better.” John said.

“Slowpoke.” Slowpoke said. John responded by looking into Slowpoke’s eyes.

“You know Slowpoke, I guess I don’t use you that much.” John said.

“Slowpoke.” Slowpoke said, shaking his head.

“Out of all my Pokemon Captures, you were the most spur of the moment. Heh. I only captured you because you got in my way.” John said.

“Slow.” Slowpoke said.

“Too bad I’ve never been to the mental institutions with Psycho. I think you would have been a hit with crazy people. What, with your Clown ability. Hah.”

“Slowpoke.” Slowpoke said.

“Fact is, I’ve just never needed your abilities on our adventure. The Clown attack is useless and only thing I’ve ever really done with Disintegration Beam is kill a nurse...” John said.

“Slowpoke.” Slowpoke said.

“Well, I have an idea.” John said, taking out a Random TM from his backpack. John wrote on the Random TM’s label “Transform into a Hot Tub.”

“Slowpoke!” Slowpoke said, with excitement. John then broke the TM on Slowpoke, the Pokemon absorbing the power.

“Now Slowpoke, Transform into a Hot Tub!” John commanded.

“Slowpoke!” Slowpoke said, and it then transformed into a large, Slowpoke-colored Hot Tub. Slowpoke’s face was positioned at the top.

“Ow wow, that is awesome!” John said. “Go all Pokemon!” John said, throwing three Poke Balls.

“Mankey!” said John’s Mankey.

“Geodude.” said John’s Geodude.

“Charmeleon!” said John’s Charmeleon.

“Random Hot Tub Party!” John said, and he and the rest of his Pokemon jumped in.

John and his Pokemon were passed out from drinking scotch, bourbon and vodkas. John had awoken to the sounds of a surround sound system. “Hey, where is that music coming from?”

“Charmeleon?” Charmeleon said.

“Mankey?” Mankey said.

“Hey look, I think I see a house over there.” John said, and he and his Pokemon ran out to it.

John had ran to what was a three story house, and it was occupied by a bunch of young people having a party. “Full Moon After Party!” said the Southern Island local host. “Til’ the break of dawn! No cops!” said the host. “There will be boats to carry you back to Star Island and Shaba Island. Now lets party!”

“Yes!” John said, recalling all his Pokemon, and running up the stairs to the party...