Chapter 99: The War for Lubbers Part 2

It was about 11:15PM on the Full Moon night on Lubbers Island. Jake was happily and drunkendly prancing around with the moonlight on the beach by the Full Moon Party. “Man, I swear, this is quite a party. Hahahaha!” he said. His eyes were a little bleak. He certainly was into the party. “I’d let my Pokemon out, but I’m sure I’d lose them. Jake said, as he started to walk into a dark woods passage by himself. Before Jake disappeared altogether, he turned his head around to make sure no one was following him, but something else caught his eye. From over by the docks were coming swarms of Team Rocket members, all of each having a giant Red R on their uniform, confirming their affiliation. “Oh shit! Team Rocket is here?” Jake said, as he ducked into the woods. The Team Rocket members all passed, followed by Giovanni, Alex and the Assassin. “So THAT’S why they were in the Southern Islands. I wonder what’s so important here on Lubbers Island?” Jake said to himself. “I probably should follow them.” he said, but just then, the song “Call Me Maybe” started playing from the party. “Oh my goodness...” Jake said, shaking his head, not knowing what was more important...

“So why is Team Rocket about to attack Lubbers Island?” John asked, to the Mirth.

“Team Rocket is here to apprehend their rightfully owned clone, Mewfour. Their reports indicated an Orange glow was located right here on Lubbers Island just a few weeks ago.” Bodge said. “The actuality of it though, is that Mewfour was captured by a worthy trainer just a few days ago. The trainer just stumbled upon the island, and his partner knew where Mewthree was. It was just fate.”

“But now, we must suffer the consequences of the unmade son of the Grand Pokemon God being here.” A said. “Team Rocket is a vicious organization.”

“Don’t worry, we’ve personally attacked Team Rocket before, they are nothing we can’t handle.” Psycho said with confidence.

John, Psycho, the Six members of the Mirth, and Jamie and his Bulbasaur were trotting through the dark woods of Lubbers Island, hearing the coming rustles of the Team Rocket members.

“DON! DORN. CHRO CHAR!” shouted the mighty roars of several Rhyhorn and Rhydon Team Rocket were using the clear pathways.

“Don’t worry, there can’t be no more than 50 Team Rocket Members. We can handle them.” Bodge said.

“Alright, Psycho and I are going in to try and slow them down!” John said. “Charmeleon, lets go!”

“Charmeleon!” said Charmeleon, rearing to go.

“Transform into a Jetpack, now!” John commanded.

“Meleon!” Charmeleon said, getting into position, and transforming into a Jetpack. John then put on the Char-Jetpack and started to flutter off, with Psycho following with his own wings.

“Okay, lets go into the trees, I think we are right below them.” John said. Him and Psycho went up into the trees, and looked down into the path below them. “Hey look, they are just about below us!” Psycho said, spotting the many Team Rocket members.

“Okay Psycho, I’m going to need you to carry me. I’m gonna use Geodude.” John commanded.

“Okie Dokie.” Psycho said, transforming his arms to be much, much bigger and muscular. John gripped himself onto Psycho’s arms and held out his Geodude. “Let’s go!” John said, as he and Psycho flew over the Team Rocket members.

“Hey, what is this?” The Rockets said, concerned to see what appeared to be two Humans, and one carrying a Geodude flying over them.

“Geodude, use Throw Bombs!” John commanded to Geodude.

“‘Dude!” Geodude said, and it started tossing small blue cherry bombs to the Rockets.

*KABOOM BOOM BOOM!*

“What was that?” shouted one of the Rocket Grunts.

“Hahahaha!” laughed Psycho, who was hovering over the grunts and had transformed into a scary sheet ghost with demonic eyes.

“AGH!” screamed the cowardly Grunts. “There are ghosts on Lubbers Island!”

“Idiots, use your Pokemon!” commanded one of the higher ups.

“Right, go Raticate!”

“Go Golbat!” the Rockets said, throwing their Poke Balls.

“RATICTATE!” said the several Raticate.

“Cree!” said the Golbat.

“Haha, transform!” Psycho said, as he melded into a ball and transformed himself into a silvery-blue figure. Like a human version of the demon Space Sorcerer Lokar.

Psycho’s body was covered in a matching silvery-blue poncho. His arms and feet were entirely hidden.

“Haaaaaa!” Psycho screamed.

“AAAGH!” The Rockets said. “What the fuck is this? It’s the scariest thing I’ve ever seen! It can’t be a Pokemon, can it?”

“Fools, enough wasting time, you can’t beat me. I’m a Human-Type Pokemon!” Psycho said.

“What? Oh no! Thats not good!” said some of the Rockets. “Dangit, I thought I heard rumors all the Human-Type Pokemon got wiped out.”

“What?” Psycho said, upon hearing bad news...

“Dangit! We can’t just abort this mission. Raticate, use Super Fang, cut its HP in half!” the Rocket commanded.

“Raticate!” Raticate said, lunging to Psycho.

“AAAGH!” Psycho screamed, reverting to his normal self, and falling onto the ground.

“Psycho!” John said, fluttering down onto the ground, and then the Jetpack transformed into Charmeleon.

“Charmeleon!” said Charmeleon.

“Don’t worry Psycho, Charmeleon and I will take care of them.” John said with a confident smile.

“Uh, okay Guys, it seems its a normal Pokemon Battle after all.” The Rockets said.

“Charmeleon, use Super Fire Blast!” John commanded.

“What? No such move!” said the Rockets.

“Charmeleon!” Charmeleon said, blasting what looked indeed like a Super Fire Blast. The fires fully engulfed the Rockets and their Pokemon, but not the protected trees of Lubbers Island.

“Agh! Everyone, jump into the water!” The Rocket higher up said, and all the Rocket Grunts jumped off the cliffs into the sea, fortunately, they survived and swam to a nearby beach.

“Alright, we won!” John said, in victory.

“Ughn, we did huh?” Psycho said, getting himself back up.

“You alright?” John asked.

“Yeah.” Psycho answered. “I know, I know, I get carried away. The Mirth was right, these things do not belong in the Pokemon World.”

“Its not only you. You were simply created, born, the way you are.” John said to Psycho. “Remember, there’s a much bigger problem, an Evil Power walks among us Pokemon Trainers.”

“Yes. This isn’t the time to feel sorry for myself.” Psycho said, picking himself up. “I believe the Grand Pokemon God has something in store for me. I look forward to seeing what it is.”

“That’s the spirit!” John said.

The trees rustled, as if speaking to John & Psycho.

“Come now, there are more Rockets to defeat!” John said.

“Right!” Psycho said, and the two ran down the moonlit path.

Kicking in for the final stretch!

Hey! Happy New Year everyone. This is going to be a changing year, I hope you prepare for it.

Anyway, soon, I'm gonna knock out the last few chapters of the current arc, and then I'll knock out the chapters just before the beginning of the Grand Finale.

Gosh, I really am almost there, aren't I?

Chapter 98: The Grand Orchestration

Psycho, John, and the five Cloaked Figures were sitting in the cavern listening to  the Pokemon Yohyah.

“First, I must be allowed to introduce myself, and who we are.” said the Main Cloaked Figure, as he removed his hood, revealing a curly-haired kid. “My real name is Boj “Bodge” Job.” he said. “And we are known as “The Mirth.” The messengers for the Grand Pokemon God.” Bodge said.

“Who is this, “Grand Pokemon God?”” Psycho asked.

“I cannot say myself.” Bodge answered.

“Psycho, my friend, There is much to discuss, I know much!” Yohyah said.

“Go on, please, Yohyah.” John said.

“Indeed.....” Yohyah said.

In the beginning, the Grand Pokemon God wanted a world of her creations. A world where young children competed in a friendly way with their own animal friends. Thus, she created Pokemon. She was pleased with her work. It was all perfect. Keep in mind, however, that actual-non Pokemon animals never became excluded from the world. Though not as common as Pokemon, actual animals continue to exist. This includes cryptic animals such as myself, when I was a Yahoe. The Grand Pokemon God created me to watch over the world. I was created to NOT be a Pokemon at all, until my evolution into Yohyah when the time had needed to come. Because of that, I could never be captured into a Poke Ball. All was well in the new World of Pokemon for several years. Until something tragic, and drastic happened. Humankind were not satisfied with the Grand Pokemon God’s creation. During an expedition to the Far Southern Continent, archaeologists from Team Rocket uncovered fossilized Mew remains, with plans to duplicate its DNA. Mew was among the Grand Pokemon God’s first born. To clone and modify a creation of the Grand Pokemon God. What blasphemy! They instantly paid for their sins. A virus got into their cloning machines, Human-Type Pokemon were created. I hate to put it this way, but the creation of the Human-Type Pokemon was the start of the downward spiral. There were Human-Type Pokemon for every Pokemon type. Human/Dark Pokemon had the power to distort different dimensions. Characters from other stories were able to invade the Pokemon World, causing their own havoc, killing other trainers Pokemon, burning down hotels, it took only 8 months for the Pokemon World to fall apart. The Mirth had done all they could to hinder it, until an evil power emerged. His name was Jason. He began his journey as a Pokemon Trainer mysteriously. He went around with a hood and a Ponyta, and to hide his identity, he never used the Ponyta without the hood. There was another Pokemon Trainer by the name of Andy. Shortly after the creation of the Human-Type Pokemon, Andy made the first discovery, and captured it. A Human/Fighting Pokemon named Ninja. Jason learned of this and formed an alliance with Andy for the power. Together, they invaded the newly renamed “Celadon Rocket Casino” to discover more Secrets, possibly held by Team Rocket. It was there that Jason learned of the Legendary Bird Pokemon, Articuno, Zapdos & Moltres. He also learned of a Genetic Experiment known as “Operation I.S.O.”, which just turned out to be the Clone of Mew, the unneeded experiment that started to destroy the Pokemon World. Quickly upon discovering its existence, Jason acquired the Legendary Pokemon Zapdos, and then started to lay low, keeping many Secrets to himself. When Jason reappeared on the scene, he had revealed to have held extraordinary Psychic Power, as well as two more Legendary Pokemon, including the Clone that started it all, Mewtwo. Angry at the world for his own reasons, Mewtwo lured several Pokemon Trainers to a castle he constructed on New Island. Mewtwo had intended to initiate a revenge scheme, and had wanted to kill all of the Pokemon Trainers and their Pokemon. Unfortunately, nobody actually knew what Mewtwo’s problem was as all information regarding Operation I.S.O. were wiped. A certain Pokemon Trainer had found a way to thwart Mewtwo, however, and all concerning Pokemon Trainers escaped, believing Mewtwo had been killed. This was not the case. Jason was at New Island in Secret, and captured Mewtwo with a Master Ball at the last minute, before the castle collapsed. Eventually, Jason returned to face his contemporaries, wielding unbelievably new powers, possessing mysterious Secret Pokemon, and he had eventually captured all four Official Legendaries. He was not satisfied with just that, however, no siree. Jason discovered another Secret, that Team Rocket was developing two more Mew clones, further damaging the Grand Pokemon God’s vision. Jason wanted the new clones, Mewthree and Mewfour for himself, granting him new almighty powers. Thankfully, Mewthree and Mewfour had been released into the wild, eventually captured by worthy Pokemon Trainers. Still, Jason had continued to be Orchestrating something behind the scenes. He had vanished for some time after the destruction of the Rocket Casino. Where was he all this time? Why does he possess an airship? Jason truly has many, many, many Secrets he has found and kept to himself...

Yohyah had finished his story.

“What a gripping story.” John said. “We actually did meet this Jason character, didn’t we?”

“Yes, he kidnapped us, after we discovered the Secret that he had made an alliance with Lt. Surge, the Gym Leader of Vermillion City.” Psycho said.

“Correct, I know much because I had even been spying on him, thanks to powers bestowed to me.” Yohyah said.

“We were wrong for smiting you.” Bodge said to Psycho. “It seems that the Grand Pokemon God has prepared. We knew the Yohyah was coming, but we did not know of its message.”

“Look, its alright. Us Human-Type Pokemon are Human too. We know all about emotions.” Psycho said.

“Boj Job! Boj Job!” said another Cloaked figure running into the chamber.

“A!?” What is it?”

“They’re here.” A said. “Team Rocket, has reached the shores of Lubbers Island!”

“Oh no!” Bodge said. “It is time. The War is on.”

“Call the hostage!” said one of the Mirth Members.

“Aooo!” howled a 10 year old child, decked out in Indian War Paint and holding a spear. He had no clothes on except a skirt to hide is underside. He had a Bulbasaur companion that didn’t seem to understand its situation.

“Hey, what is this?” asked John.

“Oh, guess we better explain.” Bodge said. “The World of Pokemon really has gotten so screwed up you can’t even have trainers leave Pallet Town without a crazy lust for Secrets. Jamie, this character here, entered someone’s 3 story house and eventually found himself jumping out of the top window. What stupidity. I just had to rescue him before he got into any more trouble.”

“This War against Team Rocket could be great!” Psycho said as he transformed his arms into cannons. “Do not worry about me getting captured, John did capture me in a Poke Ball, I just choose not to be in it.”

“All Pokemon, go!” John said, tossing his four Poke Balls.

“Mankey!” said John’s Mankey.

“Geodude!” said John’s Geodude.

“Slowpoke!” said John’s Slowpoke.

“Charmeleon!” said John’s Charmeleon.

“Okay everyone, we’re gonna need some new moves!” John said, taking out a few Random TM’s and breaking them each onto a Pokemon, after writing out an attack on each label. “Okay! I’m ready!” John said.

“Alright then, we must battle! For the Grand Pokemon God!” Bodge said, leading the way back out into the Full Moon Night. Yohyah sat there smiling.

“Hmmm.” Yohyah said with a smile, as he de-evolved back into Yahoe, continuing to smile, and then he flapped his small wings hard, disappearing altogether.

“Yahoe! Yahoe. Yahoe...” The voice of Yahoe echoed through the cave.

Chapter 97: The War for Lubbers. Part 1

Jake was still chilling before traveling to Hole in the Island. He was at the Full Moon Party at Lubbers Island, having caught a ferry from Shaba Island. “Ah. Hahahahaha YAYAH!” Jake said, stepping onto the balcony to catch some fresh air. “Oh man, what a party!” Jake said, obviously drunk. “Man, the Pokemon World is going to Hell.” he said, looking up at the moon. "Jason was pretty pissed about his Rapidash being killed. Who knows what he’ll Orchestrate next...” Just then, from inside the party, Katy Perry’s “Last Friday Night” came on, many girls screamed at it. “Oh. Yeah!” Jake said, as he danced back in...

“Ugn, Ugh! Oh... where am I?” John said, as he was coming to. It was dark and dank. It was also apparently underground, as it sounded as if it were. “Psycho, are you here? Psycho?” John said.

“WHAT IS THIS!” Screamed a deep voice, and a fire erupted from a fire pit.

“Ah!” John screamed.

“John, I’m here!” Psycho said. From the cavern’s passage, came five Cloaked figures.

“I have no idea what is going on. Do you?” John asked.

“SILENCE!” said the middle Cloaked Figure. The five Cloaked Figure’s circled around John & Psycho. “Game Corner’s are now being called Casino’s. Pokemon Trainers are drinking, driving, having sex. There’s even a report of someone killing the President of Kanto’s daughter. This isn’t what is supposed to be happening in the World of Pokemon!” He preached. John simply stared in fear, ignoring the fact it was he who did the latter. “And now, we have “Human-Type” Pokemon?” The Cloaked Figure said.

“Blasphemy!” “Blasphemy!” stated a couple of the other Cloaked Figures.

“Please, just let me go.” Psycho said, with tears in his eyes.

“You want to go? Is that what you want?” the Middle Cloaked Figure said. “YOU WANT TO GO!” he shouted.

“AAAAHH Hahaha...” Psycho screamed and shrieked.

“What do you want with us?” John said.

“”Psycho...” the last thing we ever will do with you is release you.” The Middle Cloaked Figure said. “Can you possibly imagine yourself in this world? A Pokemon that can transform into absolutely anything. Something catastrophic could happen to this peaceful Pokemon World if you got in the wrong hands.”

Psycho looked with tears.

“Sadly. It just wouldn’t be “right” for us to just kill you.” The Cloaked Figure said.

“But what would we do with them boss?” One other Cloaked Figure said.

“The Grand Pokemon God will just have to judge herself.” The Cloaked Figure said.

“Yay.... Ooo!”

“Huh?” Psycho said.

*Flapflapflapflap*

“Yahoe!” said the small creature, flapping in through the passage, it was none other than Yahoe!
“Yahoe! You’re here!” Psycho said, with excitement.

“WHAT?” The Cloaked Figure said. “What are you doing here, young Yahoe?”

“Yahoe, are you here to save us?” Psycho asked.

“Yahoe!” Yahoe said, nodding.

“Wow, now Yahoe has saved me twice!” John said.

But then all of a sudden, Yahoe started to glow white....

“Huh? What? It cannot be!” Psycho said, as the figure that was Yahoe started to grow taller, as it seemed to actually be evolving. The figure completed its evolution, as a tall, slender green bird.

Yohyah

Psychic/Grass/Flying

The only Triple-Type Pokemon ever. It resembles the Official Pokemon Xatu, but retains all features Yahoe had. Twisted feet, a mouth as well as a beak, arms in its wings, big red eyes, and messy hair.

“Oooh, oh. Ooooh, Oh.” The Cloaked Figures chanted, as they bowed down to Yohyah like it was a God. “The Grand Pokemon God prophesied this would happen!” said the main Cloaked Figure.

“What... has happened?” Psycho said, dumbstruck to see one of his best friends now in an evolved form.

“Indeed.” Yohyah said, apparently being able to talk. “There is much to discuss. I know much!” Yohyah said. “First, free the prisoners.” Yohyah commanded to the Cloaked Figures.

“Yes, my lord!” the Main Cloaked Figure said, as he freed Psycho and John.

“There is much to discuss. I know much.” Yohyah said, repeating his words.

“Yes Yohyah. Tell us.” Psycho said.

“What has happened to the Pokemon World?” John asked......

To Be Continued...

Chapter 96: The House on Lubbers

At a quaint dock with a small shack by it, the Sea Helicopter carrying John & Psycho landed. John & Psycho exited out of the Helicopter. “It’s pretty dark despite it being a full moon.” John said. “Charmeleon, go!”

“Meleon!” said John’s Charmeleon, who’s tail fire was illuminating the vision.

“Okay, let’s go check this out.” Psycho said, as he and John walked the dock into the mainland. There they saw a sign.

“Welcome to Granma’s Jungle”

Psycho transformed his forearms into axe blades. “I’ll keep us protected should any wild animal attack us.” he said.

“Right, lets go, Charmeleon, lead the way.” John said, and the three walked into the dark woods of Granma’s Jungle.

“So, who’s this “Grandma?” Psycho asked.

“It is a strange thing to name a forest, and wonder why they misspelled the word?” John responded.

“Meleon.” said Charmeleon.

“You know, from the dock, I thought I could make out a house of some sort in the distance. I wonder if that has something to do with it.” Psycho said.

“Hmmmm.” John said.

“Kooooooooeeeeeeeeeee!” said a strange, sudden voice from out far in the darkness.

“Oh my Goodness! What was that!!?” Psycho asked, freaked out.

“Yahoe! Yahoe! Is that you?” John called out. In response, the trees rustled like they were in the wind, but weren’t. “AAAAGH!” John said, running off into the path.

“John, wait for me!” Psycho said, running at quick speed.

John & Psycho ran up a hill that appeared, it took them to a smaller of two houses. “So, we’re here?” John said.

“I guess...” Psycho answered.

*VRRRROOOOOM!*

A loud, roaring noise started to roar from out of the small house.

“AAAAAGH!” Psycho & John screamed in unison, and they bolted into the large house.

“What the heck is going on!?” Psycho said.

“Oh. Wow!” John said, slack jawed, as he and Psycho examined the insides. Except the second half of the house was completely wiped. Literally, half the house wasn’t there. And John & Psycho were looking out at the lights of the city of Shaba Island.

“There’s a set of stairs, but it goes nowhere!” Psycho said, pointing out the stairs. “Wonder if there actually is something on the 2nd floor?”

“It looks like the kitchen is fully intact.” John said. “There’s also something through this passage...”

“Wow! There IS something on the 2nd floor.” Psycho said, having given himself wings, examining the house. “I wonder what else I can see from the sky.” Psycho said, flying further up. “Hey, wait a minute...” Psycho said, spotting something in the sea between Lubbers Island and Shaba Island. It looked like 3 Segmented lights, and a hum emitted from the sea around them.

“Agh!” John screamed, falling down in the passage he entered in.

“Huh?” Psycho said, reacting to John’s scream. “Oh no! John?” Psycho said, flying back onto the ground and running into the kitchen. He peered around in the dark kitchen, and transformed his arms into whips. “You do not want to mess with me you hooligans!” Psycho said. “I am a Human-Type Pokemon!”

*Crrreeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaak*

“Ack!” Psycho said, freaked out by the noise. Suddenly, thumping noises came from the passage opposite Psycho. Just then, three cloaked figures entered into what little moonlight there was. “Oh my goodness.” Psycho said.

“What has the Pokemon World come to? A Pokemon named “Psycho?”” said the Cloaked Figure in the middle.

“How did you know my name...” Psycho said, with a wuss tone. Then, a strange gas started to pour into the kitchen. Psycho fell unconscious.

New chapters by Christmas, hopefully

Today's the supposed end of the world, and since the "Grand Orchestration" (the real end of the world) is forming in place, I'm figuring it's time I start to end this story once and for all. Let's start by placing a deadline for the up and coming "Team Rocket Vs. the Mirth" Arc.

It's all already brainstormed up, I just need to start writing out the thing. The thing about this arc is it's more or less another piece of filler. This whole "Mirth" thing is something I created 100%. I did all this to help bridge those plot holes with Yahoe and the Island of Lubbers and etc. The "Grand Pokemon God" was also something I was able to use for a certain surprise I have in store for the Grand Finale. There might be a few clues as to what it will be in the upcoming chapters! This arc will also feature no main players in the story. The only witnesses to these events will be John & Psycho, and they are not main players.

After this war, I'm likely going to dive into the last few chapters that'll lead to the Grand Finale. Maybe 8-10 chapters or so (I know I've made many wrong predictions before, lol). Someone has to make one more Pokemon capture, Two lesser characters need to come together, a meeting of Main Players must take place... Wonder if I should write up a spoiler?

Nah :)

Star Wars Episode 1 Story

Star Wars Episode 1 Story

In the Star Wars Universe, around the time of Star Wars Episode 1: The Phantom Menace, on the planet Tatooiene, there lived three people who lived in the same house. The first was the leader, a Jedi named Greggy, his Scout Cam, and their crazy Soldier friend named Ry.
Greggy, Cam and Ry were upstairs in Greggy's house, in his bedroom. "Tmmmth, bey Greggy what's with these posters, man?" Ry said. "You got all this Sarah Michelle Gellar and Melissa Joan Hart posters bey!"
"Aw yeah." Greggy said. "I don't guess you'd really understand that stuff Ry, you be all confused in bed and stuff."
Just then, a laser blast went off outside. "Oh no!" Cam said. "It seems Darth Maul and his ship is above us!" he said, noting Darth Maul's spaceship flying past. "We have to hurry to our starship! Oh wait, we don't have a starship. We need to get a Starship!"

Greggy, Cam and Ry ran out into the town of Mos Espas to see what was going on in public, and the streets were normal, as if no big Podrace was about to go on.
"Well now that we're here, I think I'll be going on my own." Ry said. "I have some things I want to do." he said, walking off.
"Let him go." Greggy said. "He'll get his ass handed to him eventually."
"Right." Cam said.
"For now, I got someone I want to meet." Greggy said, as he and Cam started to walk off.
"And we gotta get a Starship!" Cam said.

Ry was in a low-class part of town. He walked up to a Rodian citizen. "Excuse me sir." Ry asked. "Can you tell me where I can find Anakin Skywalker?"
"Ah yes, he lives in the Slaves Quarters." the Rodian said.
"Oh, so do you know where he is?" Ry asked.
"I just told you, in the Slaves Quarters." the Roadian repeated.
"Oh, ho ho, he won't be a Slave after I meet him!" Ry said with a smirk.

Ry had made it to the Slaves Quarters. He walked up to the door of the Skywalker's Residence and rang the doorbell. When the door opened, on the other side was a young boy. "Can I help you?" The boy asked to Ry.
"Anakin! It's me! Your brother!" Ry said.
"Uh... What?" Anakin said. "You gotta be like 10 years older than me!"
"No, dude. You have to believe me here. I am your brother. I'm here to save you from the Wickedness Force." Ry insisted to Anakin.
"Ummm. One, I don't have a brother. Two, you sound like a crazy street hoodlum hoping to sap off of the slaves." Anakin said, as he was about to close the door.
"ANAKIN! I AM OWEN! Luke Skywalker had an Uncle Owen!" Ry screamed.
Anakin stood there staring. "Mom, did you have a son named Owen?" Anakin asked.
"No." answered Anakin's mom.
Anakin then slammed the door shut. Ry stood there with anger and a few tears in his eyes. "FINE THEN! Enjoy falling into lava, losing your lungs, and becoming an evil chancellor!" Ry said, as he stormed off.

Greggy and Cam were in the trade district, Greggy kept looking into each store, until they got to a certain one.
"Hiii, welcome to Watto's Flea Market." said the Toydarian individual. "My boy Anakin should be here soon, he'll take care of all your purchases, until then, the droid can help." said Watto, and he flappered off.
"Okay so what are we here for?" Cam asked. "I want to hurry up and get a Star Ship!" he said eagerly.
"Relax! It's okay! I'm here because I'm looking for a certain woman." Greggy said, as he peered around the store, and the few ladies that were there. Greggy had a strange grin. He then walked up to a girl who wore blue and was a Brunette. "Hey, excuse me. Hope Watto has what you need on special, you'd hate to use so much time making yourself so lovely just to waste it." Greggy said, trying to use a pickup line. Cam put his hands to his mouth to hide his laughter, not knowing what to expect.

Ry was running around the town of Mos Espas, frantically looking for some mayhem to cause. "UGH! I have to screw up the Star Wars timeline of events somehow!" He said out loud. "Hey wait a minute, I know!" he said, and he ran off into the open desert.

Meanwhile back at Watto's Flea Market, Greggy was flirting and sweet talking with the girl he met. "Okay, it's been 10 minutes, lets go Greggy!" Cam said.
"No! No! Reh! I'm almost at 2nd base!" Greggy stupidly said.
Suddenly, in from the outside of the flea market entered a Jedi-looking Man, a Brunette Woman in Blue, a Gungan, and an R2-D2 Droid. "Hey, wait a minute!" Greggy shouted, upon noticing this woman.
"I don't want you!" Greggy said, rudely to the woman he got. "I want Natalie Portman's character!" he said, tossing the other woman to the side.
"Hah, dude, you are crazy. Let's go!" Cam said, grabbing his Jedi friend and walking off.

Ry was out in the open desert, and was standing by a Space Ship that was positioned and stationed on the desert. "Requesting permission to come aboard!" Ry said to the ship. The doors opened, and two security guards looked out.
"What business do you have with us?" asked the Security guards.
"Good day!" Ry said. "I am a courier from the Jedi Council of Coruscant. I have a very urgent message for Queen Amidala!" Ry said.
The Security guards exchanged glances and one said. "You know of us transporting Queen Amidala... I guess we must trust the Jedi Council."
"Great!" Ry said. The stairs descended, and soon Ry entered the Space Ship.
"The Queen's Chamber is down the hall." The Security Guard said.
"Thank you. One more thing, this message is only for her. Nobody else can hear it." Ry said.
"Uh, okay." The guard said, and Ry went swiftly down the hall.

Ry entered the chamber of Queen Amidala. She sat there on her throne with her big hair and stupid makeup. "Queen Amidala! I am so happy to see you alive." Ry said.
"Yes." The Queen said.
"I am a courier from the Jedi Council, I have an urgent, private message to tell you." Ry said.
"Okay, go on." The Queen said.
"Uh, wait a second. You and only you can hear this. I'm not gonna speak until I know for sure no one else can hear." Ry said. Queen Amidala responded with a mean look, and pressed a button on her console. Just then, all the doors and windows were closed by retracting brick doors, preventing others from entering and from hearing the inside.
"OKAY, YOU HAVE TOTAL PRIVACY BETWEEN THE TWO OF US, NOW WHAT IS SO IMPORTANT YOU HAVE TO TELL ME?" Queen Amidala shouted.
"Okay... I really didn't want to say this but... You are not really Queen Amidala, you are a fake." Ry said.
This time, Queen Amidala responded with a look of fear in her eyes, and her mouth dropped open. Queen Amidala then pressed the button again, opening all the doors. Queen Amidala sat there, looking into space, she closed her mouth, and took a deep breath....

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

Queen Amidala was shouting at the top of her lungs, an obscenity that wasn't going to end. Just the fact that someone knew her Secret meant big trouble. "Uh, oh my. Guess I better get out of here!" Ry said, jumping out of the window, leaving Queen Amidala to continue shouting her obscenity.

"Damnit Greggy, we need to get a Star Ship!" Cam insisted to Greggy. Cam and Greggy were standing around a scrap yard.
"ALRIGHT FINE!" Greggy shouted. "You want a Star Ship? Then lets build the Death Star!"
Cam just stood there without saying anything. "Come on! Let's start!" Greggy said, and he and Cam started gathering the scrap metal needed.

50 Years Later

Greggy and Cam were still in the same Scrapyard, but had aged 50 years. "Okay, just one piece left to go!" Cam said, with a frail voice, he struggled to put the last piece in, and then he collapsed, dying.
"Oh no!" Greggy said too with a frail voice, and he collapsed, dying.

The near completed Death Star sat there in the Scrapyard, waiting for the day it will be used.