WARNING: The following chapter contains heavy usage of Pokemon violence. Read at your discretion. This is only satire, I do not actually condone Pokemon violence, and the following characters are based off a comic some friends made separetely.
To the west of Indigo Plateau, just before you cross into North Kanto Forest, there stood a cave. Not many trainers have discovered this cave due to its isolation, but indeed it was a gateway. Enter that cave, and you will follow a path to Hell.
In the Second Layer of Hell, there was a Stronghold powered by tortured, enslaved Pikachu’s. Each Pikachu was hooked up in an isolated cubicle, and was forced to generate power when needed. Should any Pikachu slack off, it was force-evolved into a Raichu. Inside the Stronghold, there lived a trio of Pokemon haters. Their leader, a hoodlum in a hoodie was Chris. Chris was a certified gym leader, and if you beat his Pokemon, you get awarded the Land of the Dead Badge, something you cannot be a Pokemon Master without. The second in command was Steve, Chris’s brother. Steve was suave and sophisticated, and always held up the police to make sure they do nothing to help. Finally, there’s Bob, a young guy who’s pretty trigger happy. He had a Meowth that could talk in a “Gangster Brooklyn” accent.
Chris, Steve & Bob and Meowth sat in a Red Sports Car Convertible, ready to take off into Kanto to kill wild Pokemon. “Everyone ready?” asked Chris in the drivers seat.
“We got crossbows and darts, nail guns, cattle prods, magnets, we got a full inventory!” said Meowth.
“Buckle in, and lets go!” said Steve.
“And we’re off!” said Chris, as he shifted into 1st gear, and quickly into 2nd, driving out of the Second Layer of Hell and into Kanto.
“Look, our first target!” said Bob, who spotted something in the woods. Chris pulled over and they all got out to investigate.
“Look, it’s a Mr. Mime!” said Meowth.
“Mime?” asked Mr. Mime. “Mister Miii-iiiime!” said the silly Mr. Mime.
“Haha, I know just what we’re going to do.” said Chris, who walked up to the Mr. Mime. Chris then started to mime-draw a box, and he then placed the invisible box over Mr. Mime.
“Mime!” said Mr. Mime, apparently claustrophobic. “Mr. Mime! Mr. Mime! Mr. Mime!” said Mr. Mime, gasping for air.
“Haha, poor thing’s suffering!” said Bob.
“Wait for it... Wait for it...” said Steve.
“Mr. Mime!” and Mr. Mime gripped its fist, punched its chest, and started to bleed.
“Oh! It stabbed itself with an invisible knife!” said Bob.
“Meowth, that’s right!” said Meowth.
“Right, moving on!” said Chris with no trace of emotion.
Chris, Steve & Bob and Meowth continued on it the woods. They eventually reached a stream with brambles around it. Against the brambles, there lay a sleeping Snorlax, pillowed by bushes leaves.
“Hah, piece of cake.” said Bob. “Meowth, get the Crossbow.” Bob commanded to Meowth.
“Yoooouuuuu got it!” said Meowth, who equipped himself with a Large, Heavy Crossbow, armed with ultra piercing bolts. “Fire!” said Meowth, who launched an ultra piercing bolt into the Snorlax’s heart.
“Snor!” said the Snorlax, awoken with the pain of the crossbow bolt piercing his heart, the Snorlax was in agony and its eyes were wide open.
“Fire two!” said Meowth, launching another ultra piercing bolt, this one to its neck.
“Snorlax!” said the Snorlax, and it fell over with a mighty *THUMP*, a pool of blood emerged from the fat, Snorlax carcass. Chris, Steve & Bob and Meowth walked away.
Two hours had passed and Chris, Steve & Bob had murdered about 20 Pokemon. “Oh hey, look!” said Chris, as he noticed something on the ground.
“Ditto!” said a friendly looking Ditto with a smile. Chris walked up to it, and *SPLAT!* as he stomped on the Ditto, mercilessly killing it.
Chris, Steve & Bob and Meowth walked back to their car and got into it. “Alright, Road Trip time.” said Chris. “We’re gonna go around Kanto and kill Pokemon belonging to Pokemon Trainers. First up, Lavender Town area!” Chris finished.
“Yeah!” said Steve.
“Yeah!” said Bob.
“Yeah!” said Meowth, as Chris shifted into first, and quickly into fourth and sped to Pewter Highway onto Kanto Expressway headed to Celadon City. Pink Floyd music blasted in their car, coexisting with the Pokemon anime.
Word of God note: I felt really bad killing that innocent Ditto. I hereby declare that it did survive.
Tuesday, September 6, 2011
Chapter 49: Seafoam Caverns and the Progress
“Alright Bill, use Confusion!” ordered Marble. “Psyyyyy” said Bill, using its powers to grip a wild Zubat, quickly fainting it. “Good job Bill, you’re on the road to evolution!” Marble encouraged. “Psyduck!” said Bill. Marble had found himself at Seafoam Islands, hell bent on reuniting his Dratini with its family. Already out to sea, he decided to explore the Seafoam Islands for any leads. The caves were slim and dim, but there were some big chambers. “Hnngh, where could it be?” Marble heard a voice close by. He peered in the corner and saw a Purple Haired man with glasses, to his side was a Hypno. “Hey, who are you?” said the man.
Rival Alex sent out Hypno!
Go, Gyarados!
Gyarados used Dragon Rage.
Hypno Fainted.
Marble defeated Rival Alex!
Alex: ... Oh shit.
“Please! Don’t hurt me.” said Alex. “I’m just an assassin paid to do someone in! I promise, its not you!” “Why should I believe you?” asked Marble. “I don’t know! Ohhhh...” said Alex, and then he suddenly teleported away, presumably with the help of his Hypno.
“Oh God, did he tell you?” said a voice coming from behind Marble. Marble turned around and saw a kid. “Don’t listen to Alex, he’s just trying to stop me.”
“Stop you? What is it you’re trying to do?” asked Marble.
“Eh, I’ll tell you what, want to help me do it?” he asked.
“Sure.” said Marble.
“Great, my name’s Jason.” said Jason.
“I’m Marble.” said Marble.
“Let’s go. Follow me.” said Jason.
Jason led Marble to the lower chambers of Seafoam Caves. It was much colder, and the corners of the caves hid Jynx’s and Dewgongs. “I collect Rare Pokemon.” said Jason. “Have you ever heard of Articuno?” he asked.
“No.” answered Marble. “My only aspiration is to become a Dragon Type Gym Leader.”
“Well, I’m planning on capturing Articuno.” Jason said.
“Why? It’s better to leave Legendary Pokemon alone.” Marble responded.
“I need them...” said Jason.
“And I refuse to let you have them!” said a familiar voice, it was Alex!
“It’s you!” said Marble.
“I’m not gonna let you win Alex.” Jason suspiciously said. “I have too much than you’ll ever have...” Jason wickedly said, as he grabbed a Poke Ball and tossed it. From the energy sent out of the Poke Ball, an Alakazam emerged.
“Ka-zaam!” said Alakazam.
“Go Arbok!” said Alex, releasing an Arbok.
“Cha-bok!” said Arbok.
“Ugh. Alakazam, use Psychic.” Jason commanded, and Arbok was quickly defeated.
“Whaaaaaaaaat?” said a shocked Alex. “Ohhh. You’re not gonna win!” and Alex jumped into a hole.
“Come, we gotta go down further.” said Jason to Marble, and Marble followed him.
“What is going on here?” Marble asked.
“Not telling.” Jason said dickheadedly. Marble was disgusted at how Jason had been treating him, since it was he who invited him.
Finally, Jason and Marble reached a chamber with a stairway. At the top of the tall stairway, shimmered a blue light, it was really cold in the room. “Alright, only I get to climb up.” Jason ordered to Marble. “If anything happens, cover me. Got that?” he said sternly.
“Got it, got it...” Marble said, pissed off.
“It will be worth your while.” Jason said, as he walked up the stairway, and looked back. “Prepare for anything, right now...” he said, as he carefully walked up the stairs.
“What’s up with this guy?” Marble said, as he took out a Poke Ball. “Go Dratini.”
“Dratini!” said Dratini, released from the Poke Ball.
“On my command, fire a Dragon Rage.” Marble said to Dratini.
“Dratini. Dratini.” said Dratini. Jason continued walking up the stairs. As he got higher, the air got cooler. He got halfway up, and the blue light dimmed.
“Coooooooo” said a noise from the top.
*CRASH*
“Hahahaha, I don’t think so Jason!” said Alex, smashing in through a cave wall, a Fearow carrying him in his talons. “Give up!” he said, throwing a Poke Ball.
*Shhhwoooooommmm!*
“Augh!” screamed Marble, being shot into a crevice by the bright Silver light that emerged from the Poke Ball. He crawled up and back to his Dratini, and tried to see what it was. A bright Silver ball was in the air, and it was launching to Jason. “Oh man, Dratini, try Dragon Rage!” Marble commanded.
“Dratini!” said Dratini, as it blew raging blue flames from its snout.
“Ha, you’re pitiful.” said Alex, as Dratini’s Dragon Rage did not even reach the Silver Ball. Suddenly, a Purple Sphere launched from Jason, and he managed to knock back the Silver Ball.
“Okay, go Gyarados!” said Marble, tossing one of his Poke Ball’s releasing his first Gyarados.
“Gyarados!” said Gyarados.
“Gyarados, Thunder!” Marble commanded, and Gyarados static’d up electricity, and caused massive damage to the mysterious Silver Ball.
“Oh no!” said Alex, as his mystery friend floated idly in the air.
All of a sudden: “Cuuuuunoooo!”
*Swooosh!*
Jason arrived riding Articuno, the Legendary Ice Bird Pokemon. “Time to finish you off!” said Jason. “Articuno, Ice Beam!” Jason commanded to the Articuno.
“Cuno!” said Articuno, and the Legendary Pokemon obeyed Jason, and blasted an Ice Cold Beam toward Alex.
“Oh, fuck!” said Alex, and the beam struck him, and froze him in a block of Ice.
“To the depths with you.” and Jason rose his hand, and the Alex Ice Block flew out of the chamber and off into the depths of the Ocean.
“Jason, what have you done?” said Marble. Jason did not respond, instead he looked deep into Marbles eyes.
“You can have what’s left.” Jason finally said, pointing to the top of the stairway. “Tell whoever you want, but know nothing any of you can do can stop my intentions. I have control you don’t.” he said very ominously. “I'm gonna let you in on a little secret. I have good hearing.”
“Uhh...” said Marble.
“Marble, I trusted you, and that’s why I let you in on this adventure. But now I must go.” Jason finished, and flew away with Articuno.
“Oh wow...” said Marble. “I better let Jake and the others know about this...” he finished. Huh?
“Dratini, Dratini!” said Dratini, getting Marble’s attention.
“Huh? Dratini?” said Marble, as Dratini started to glow and grew longer, its head reshaped and it gained winds on its head.
“Dragonair!” said the newly evolved Dragonair.
“Alright!” said Marble.
“Dratini, you are now a Dragonair!” he said, excited to see this.
“Dragonair!” said Dragonair.
“I'm so happy you evolved. Truth be told, I think the both of us are going to have to get stronger if we're ever going to rescue your family..." said Marble.
"Dragon." said Dragonair.
"Climb onto my shoulders Dragonair, lets see if Jason left us anything." Marble said, as Dragonair slithered up his arms and onto his shoulders, Marble holding it. Marble started climbing the stairs. It was a pretty easy climb and the stairs were pretty wide. Interestingly, the air did not get cooler for Marble. Eventually he reached the top, and looked into what used to be a Giant Bird's Nest. Marble's eyes instantly caught the large Blue speckled Egg at the corner of the nest. "Oh, my, God!" said Marble, having made a great discovery.
Go, Gyarados!
Gyarados used Dragon Rage.
Hypno Fainted.
Marble defeated Rival Alex!
Alex: ... Oh shit.
“Please! Don’t hurt me.” said Alex. “I’m just an assassin paid to do someone in! I promise, its not you!” “Why should I believe you?” asked Marble. “I don’t know! Ohhhh...” said Alex, and then he suddenly teleported away, presumably with the help of his Hypno.
“Oh God, did he tell you?” said a voice coming from behind Marble. Marble turned around and saw a kid. “Don’t listen to Alex, he’s just trying to stop me.”
“Stop you? What is it you’re trying to do?” asked Marble.
“Eh, I’ll tell you what, want to help me do it?” he asked.
“Sure.” said Marble.
“Great, my name’s Jason.” said Jason.
“I’m Marble.” said Marble.
“Let’s go. Follow me.” said Jason.
Jason led Marble to the lower chambers of Seafoam Caves. It was much colder, and the corners of the caves hid Jynx’s and Dewgongs. “I collect Rare Pokemon.” said Jason. “Have you ever heard of Articuno?” he asked.
“No.” answered Marble. “My only aspiration is to become a Dragon Type Gym Leader.”
“Well, I’m planning on capturing Articuno.” Jason said.
“Why? It’s better to leave Legendary Pokemon alone.” Marble responded.
“I need them...” said Jason.
“And I refuse to let you have them!” said a familiar voice, it was Alex!
“It’s you!” said Marble.
“I’m not gonna let you win Alex.” Jason suspiciously said. “I have too much than you’ll ever have...” Jason wickedly said, as he grabbed a Poke Ball and tossed it. From the energy sent out of the Poke Ball, an Alakazam emerged.
“Ka-zaam!” said Alakazam.
“Go Arbok!” said Alex, releasing an Arbok.
“Cha-bok!” said Arbok.
“Ugh. Alakazam, use Psychic.” Jason commanded, and Arbok was quickly defeated.
“Whaaaaaaaaat?” said a shocked Alex. “Ohhh. You’re not gonna win!” and Alex jumped into a hole.
“Come, we gotta go down further.” said Jason to Marble, and Marble followed him.
“What is going on here?” Marble asked.
“Not telling.” Jason said dickheadedly. Marble was disgusted at how Jason had been treating him, since it was he who invited him.
Finally, Jason and Marble reached a chamber with a stairway. At the top of the tall stairway, shimmered a blue light, it was really cold in the room. “Alright, only I get to climb up.” Jason ordered to Marble. “If anything happens, cover me. Got that?” he said sternly.
“Got it, got it...” Marble said, pissed off.
“It will be worth your while.” Jason said, as he walked up the stairway, and looked back. “Prepare for anything, right now...” he said, as he carefully walked up the stairs.
“What’s up with this guy?” Marble said, as he took out a Poke Ball. “Go Dratini.”
“Dratini!” said Dratini, released from the Poke Ball.
“On my command, fire a Dragon Rage.” Marble said to Dratini.
“Dratini. Dratini.” said Dratini. Jason continued walking up the stairs. As he got higher, the air got cooler. He got halfway up, and the blue light dimmed.
“Coooooooo” said a noise from the top.
*CRASH*
“Hahahaha, I don’t think so Jason!” said Alex, smashing in through a cave wall, a Fearow carrying him in his talons. “Give up!” he said, throwing a Poke Ball.
*Shhhwoooooommmm!*
“Augh!” screamed Marble, being shot into a crevice by the bright Silver light that emerged from the Poke Ball. He crawled up and back to his Dratini, and tried to see what it was. A bright Silver ball was in the air, and it was launching to Jason. “Oh man, Dratini, try Dragon Rage!” Marble commanded.
“Dratini!” said Dratini, as it blew raging blue flames from its snout.
“Ha, you’re pitiful.” said Alex, as Dratini’s Dragon Rage did not even reach the Silver Ball. Suddenly, a Purple Sphere launched from Jason, and he managed to knock back the Silver Ball.
“Okay, go Gyarados!” said Marble, tossing one of his Poke Ball’s releasing his first Gyarados.
“Gyarados!” said Gyarados.
“Gyarados, Thunder!” Marble commanded, and Gyarados static’d up electricity, and caused massive damage to the mysterious Silver Ball.
“Oh no!” said Alex, as his mystery friend floated idly in the air.
All of a sudden: “Cuuuuunoooo!”
*Swooosh!*
Jason arrived riding Articuno, the Legendary Ice Bird Pokemon. “Time to finish you off!” said Jason. “Articuno, Ice Beam!” Jason commanded to the Articuno.
“Cuno!” said Articuno, and the Legendary Pokemon obeyed Jason, and blasted an Ice Cold Beam toward Alex.
“Oh, fuck!” said Alex, and the beam struck him, and froze him in a block of Ice.
“To the depths with you.” and Jason rose his hand, and the Alex Ice Block flew out of the chamber and off into the depths of the Ocean.
“Jason, what have you done?” said Marble. Jason did not respond, instead he looked deep into Marbles eyes.
“You can have what’s left.” Jason finally said, pointing to the top of the stairway. “Tell whoever you want, but know nothing any of you can do can stop my intentions. I have control you don’t.” he said very ominously. “I'm gonna let you in on a little secret. I have good hearing.”
“Uhh...” said Marble.
“Marble, I trusted you, and that’s why I let you in on this adventure. But now I must go.” Jason finished, and flew away with Articuno.
“Oh wow...” said Marble. “I better let Jake and the others know about this...” he finished. Huh?
“Dratini, Dratini!” said Dratini, getting Marble’s attention.
“Huh? Dratini?” said Marble, as Dratini started to glow and grew longer, its head reshaped and it gained winds on its head.
“Dragonair!” said the newly evolved Dragonair.
“Alright!” said Marble.
“Dratini, you are now a Dragonair!” he said, excited to see this.
“Dragonair!” said Dragonair.
“I'm so happy you evolved. Truth be told, I think the both of us are going to have to get stronger if we're ever going to rescue your family..." said Marble.
"Dragon." said Dragonair.
"Climb onto my shoulders Dragonair, lets see if Jason left us anything." Marble said, as Dragonair slithered up his arms and onto his shoulders, Marble holding it. Marble started climbing the stairs. It was a pretty easy climb and the stairs were pretty wide. Interestingly, the air did not get cooler for Marble. Eventually he reached the top, and looked into what used to be a Giant Bird's Nest. Marble's eyes instantly caught the large Blue speckled Egg at the corner of the nest. "Oh, my, God!" said Marble, having made a great discovery.
Wednesday, August 31, 2011
Chapter 48: Leggy & Datin
“Pikachu, don’t you just love the fresh air?” said Carl, allowing his baby Pikachu to wander around as he travels Route 1 to Viridian City.
“Peek-achoo!” said Pikachu, sneezing.
“The sky is beautiful, the grass is clean. Pikachu, don’t you love it?” Carl asked. Pikachu ignored him. “Hey, what’s over there? Carl noticed an isolated tree down a hill. Carl walked down to investigate.
Carl walked down to the tree and discovered Apples! “Oh boy, Apples! Apples Pikachu!” Carl said.
“Pika!” said Pikachu.
“Mmmm, Apples!” said Carl, but then he heard the noises of apples already being eaten. Carl looked to the side and noticed a weird rabbit sitting on a stump, eating apples. It was brown, had long, stocky legs, and long ears.
“Oh, well hello!” said the Rabbit.
“You can talk?” Carl said.
“Sure I can talk! All Pokemon can talk!” said the Rabbit.
“You’re a Pokemon? You look like a generic Rabbit to me.” said Carl.
“Oh I’m a Pokemon all right.” said the Rabbit. “My name is Hare, but, everyone calls me Leggy!”
“Leggy huh?” Carl said, looking at the Rabbit’s legs, and wondering how you could possibly name any Rabbit “Leggy.”
“Say, aren’t you a Pokemon trainer?” said Leggy.
“Yes. I just started.” Carl responded.
“Well, I want to come along with you.” said Leggy.
“You want me to capture you?” Carl said.
“Sure! In fact, my friend needs a trainer too.” said Leggy. “HOWWWWW!!” Leggy howled. Then a flash of blue and yellow electricity appeared. A Blue and Yellow cross between a Tiger and Wolf appeared. It too, appeared to be a Pokemon.
“Hello, my name is Datin.” said the Tiger/Wolf Pokemon.
“Carl, Datin and I will stand by your side, and obey your every command. Please allow us to join you!” said Leggy.
“It is settled then.” Carl said, taking out two Poke Ball’s. “Leggy, Datin, let’s go!” said Carl, throwing the Poke Balls to Leggy and Datin, capturing both of them. “Okay, come on out, Leggy and Datin!” Carl said, tossing the two Poke Balls. Leggy and Datin came out of the Poke Ball’s without saying a word.
“Well, it’s good to finally have been captured.” said Leggy. “Can’t wait to go see the world. How about you Datin?”
“You got it!” said Datin. “Hope we make any discoveries?” Datin asked Leggy.
“I think so, I know what’s out there!” said Leggy, all with Carl standing in between.
“Alright guys, we gotta hurry up and go, to Viridian City!” Carl said, leading Leggy and Datin.
Carl got to Viridian City by evening.
“Oh, oh, gotta run!” said Leggy, as he and Datin hid themselves in their Poke Ball’s.
“Professor Oak?” said Carl, having just seen the Professor that morning. “How did you get here?” he asked.
“Ohhh, one trainer I gave a Weedle to brought me here with his Porygon.” said Professor Oak. “Little idiot didn’t even bother taking me back home, so I gotta walk the two hour walk.” Said an upset Professor.
“Well, you have a good time Professor!” Carl said, as he ran off.
“... Why are these kids so inconsiderate for others!” shouted Professor Oak.
“Peek-achoo!” said Pikachu, sneezing.
“The sky is beautiful, the grass is clean. Pikachu, don’t you love it?” Carl asked. Pikachu ignored him. “Hey, what’s over there? Carl noticed an isolated tree down a hill. Carl walked down to investigate.
Carl walked down to the tree and discovered Apples! “Oh boy, Apples! Apples Pikachu!” Carl said.
“Pika!” said Pikachu.
“Mmmm, Apples!” said Carl, but then he heard the noises of apples already being eaten. Carl looked to the side and noticed a weird rabbit sitting on a stump, eating apples. It was brown, had long, stocky legs, and long ears.
“Oh, well hello!” said the Rabbit.
“You can talk?” Carl said.
“Sure I can talk! All Pokemon can talk!” said the Rabbit.
“You’re a Pokemon? You look like a generic Rabbit to me.” said Carl.
“Oh I’m a Pokemon all right.” said the Rabbit. “My name is Hare, but, everyone calls me Leggy!”
“Leggy huh?” Carl said, looking at the Rabbit’s legs, and wondering how you could possibly name any Rabbit “Leggy.”
“Say, aren’t you a Pokemon trainer?” said Leggy.
“Yes. I just started.” Carl responded.
“Well, I want to come along with you.” said Leggy.
“You want me to capture you?” Carl said.
“Sure! In fact, my friend needs a trainer too.” said Leggy. “HOWWWWW!!” Leggy howled. Then a flash of blue and yellow electricity appeared. A Blue and Yellow cross between a Tiger and Wolf appeared. It too, appeared to be a Pokemon.
“Hello, my name is Datin.” said the Tiger/Wolf Pokemon.
“Carl, Datin and I will stand by your side, and obey your every command. Please allow us to join you!” said Leggy.
“It is settled then.” Carl said, taking out two Poke Ball’s. “Leggy, Datin, let’s go!” said Carl, throwing the Poke Balls to Leggy and Datin, capturing both of them. “Okay, come on out, Leggy and Datin!” Carl said, tossing the two Poke Balls. Leggy and Datin came out of the Poke Ball’s without saying a word.
“Well, it’s good to finally have been captured.” said Leggy. “Can’t wait to go see the world. How about you Datin?”
“You got it!” said Datin. “Hope we make any discoveries?” Datin asked Leggy.
“I think so, I know what’s out there!” said Leggy, all with Carl standing in between.
“Alright guys, we gotta hurry up and go, to Viridian City!” Carl said, leading Leggy and Datin.
Carl got to Viridian City by evening.
“Oh, oh, gotta run!” said Leggy, as he and Datin hid themselves in their Poke Ball’s.
“Professor Oak?” said Carl, having just seen the Professor that morning. “How did you get here?” he asked.
“Ohhh, one trainer I gave a Weedle to brought me here with his Porygon.” said Professor Oak. “Little idiot didn’t even bother taking me back home, so I gotta walk the two hour walk.” Said an upset Professor.
“Well, you have a good time Professor!” Carl said, as he ran off.
“... Why are these kids so inconsiderate for others!” shouted Professor Oak.
Monday, August 29, 2011
Chapter 47: On the Hunt
North Kanto Forest was barren, save for two mini-vans plowing through the unmarked terrain. Inside one of the mini-vans was Jake. He was invited by Alex to a hunt for a Legendary Pokemon. This was Jake’s first time to North Kanto Forest, and he had heard from Matthew what a strange place it is. Suddenly, the mini-van in front pulled to the side.
“Guess this must be the place.” Jake assumed. Him and Alex got out of the mini-van, and out of the other mini-van, exited Brian, Professor Sashkatch, and a new person.
“Ah, you must be Jake!” said Professor Sashkatch. “Brian told me you were the one responsible for stopping Mewtwo?”
“Yeah. I try not to brag though.” said Jake in response.
“Well, though I am grateful, I would have wished things were handled differently, but what’s done is done. We have more important things to worry about.” said Professor Sashkatch. “By the way, I’d like to introduce you to Gordon.” he introduced the young man.
“Alex, Brian, Jake, I am a Scientist of Team Rocket’s.” Started Gordon. “During an incident, we lost two very important experiments, and we have to find them. You three have been chosen to help recover the experiments.”
“You keep using the word “experiments.”” said Jake. “Are these Pokemon or not?” he asked.
“Yes, they are Pokemon.” Gordon responded. “Whoever can recover them first gets $10,000. Now go find them! One is Blue and one is Orange!”
“Right!” Alex, Brian and Jake said in unison, and ran into the woods to search for the missing experiments.
Jake explored and searched the plains, Alex searched the trees, and Brian searched the butte. Brian was at a small, hidden waterfall in the butte and discovered something. It was a medium sized, bipedal Blue Cat-like Pokemon. It had a total of four arms and looked quite feminine. It basked in the waterfall, having its daily shower. It looked so serene. It then turned around to face Brian, as if it was aware of his presence.
“Hello!” said the creature, with a feminine voice, through its own lips. “I said hello!” it said again almost instantly.
“Uh, hi!” Brian responded.
“What is your name?” asked the creature.
“My name is Brian.” responded Brian.
“Brian? Funny name! My name is Mewthree.” responded the creature.
“Mewthree?” asked Brian. “Do you know what you are?” he asked.
“Yes, silly. I am a clone.” Mewthree answered. “Where’s my brother?” she asked with a whiny tone.
“You have a brother?” Brian asked.
“Yes, I miss him...” Mewthree said.
Meanwhile, down on the plains, Jake heard the sounds of a galloping horse approaching. “What the?” Jake asked himself, and hid behind a tree. Eventually, a Rapidash appeared, and on it riding was a hooded person. “It’s him!” Jake thought to himself.
“Return Rapidash.” said the figure, unaware he was being spied on. Then, he lifted his arms, and floated up the butte.
“What? Psychic Power?” Jake thought to himself, having been familiar with Psychic Power. “I better follow and watch out for Brian.” he thought to himself, and followed the Hooded Figure.
“Do you know anything about your parents?” Brian asked Mewthree.
“Parents? I don’t have parents. Just my brother.” Mewthree answered. “I miss my brother...”
“Okay, okay. We’ll help you find your brother!” Brian said. “Come with me, my friends will help.” He grabbed Mewthree’s hand and escorted her away from the Waterfall and down the Butte. They were quickly intercepted by the Hooded Person, who had floated up the Butte using Psychic Powers.
“Operation I.S.E., you’re mine!” said the Hooded Figure, and used his Psychic Powers to bind Mewthree in place.
“Aaaahhh! Brian, help me!” Mewthree shrieked and screamed, as the Hooded Figure had seemed to be hurting her.
“Stop that right now!” Brian shouted, as he grabbed a Poke Ball from his belt. “Pikachu, let’s go!” said Brian, tossing the Poke Ball and releasing his Pikachu.
“Pikachu!” said Pikachu.
“Pikachu, Thunderbolt!” Brian commanded.
“Pikachuuuuuu!” said Pikachu, as it blasted a bolt of lightning to the Hooded Figure, floating in midair. The Hooded Figure wasn’t the least bit fazed.
“It’s you!” said Brian. “You saved us from the Mt. Moon cave-in! What are you doing to Mewthree?”
“Mewthree is a Legendary. I am going to capture all the Legendaries, and there’s nothing you can do about it. I have Power!” said the Hooded Figure, as he did so, he put his hand in his pocket and felt something up, and petted his side.
“Leave me alone!” screamed a bothered Mewthree. “Kyaaah!” she screamed as the Hooded Figure approached her, ready to force her into one of his Poke Balls.
“Spear!” said a voice coming from behind. It was a Beedrill, and it was flying straight to the Hooded Figure.
“Beedrill, Twinneedle!” Jake commanded, running from down the Butte.
“Spear!” said Beedrill, and it pricked the Hooded Figure.
“Yaaaaaah!” screamed the Hooded Figure. “I’ve been poisoned, I’ve been POISONED!” he screamed in hysteria.
“If it isn’t the Hooded Rapidash rider!” Jake said as he caught up with Brian. “So you have turned evil?” he asked.
“My intentions and my alignment should be none of your concern.” the Hooded Figure said in a monotone voice, as if he was ignoring the fact his body was poisoned. Suddenly, a loud “TWANG” noise was heard.
“Huhh!” gasped Mewthree, as she completely suddenly, started to convert into Green Energy, and transferred into a Master Ball.
“What?” asked the Hooded Figure.
“Alex?” asked Jake, seeing it was Alex that tossed the Master Ball at Mewthree.
“Alex, you’ve captured Mewthree...” said Brian, unsure of what would happen next.
“No, No! NOOOOOOOO!” said the Hooded Figure, clearly upset he didn’t capture Mewthree himself. “You, you’re never going to be forgiven!” he threatened the three of them. “Just watch, soon, I’m gonna be the big bad.” he said, and he instantly teleported away, leaving Brian, Jake and Alex on the butte. Alex held up his Master Ball, smiling, and Jake and Brian were exchanging glances.
“What is happening?” Jake asked Brian rhetorically, and they stare off in the distance, pondering what’s to come.
“Guess this must be the place.” Jake assumed. Him and Alex got out of the mini-van, and out of the other mini-van, exited Brian, Professor Sashkatch, and a new person.
“Ah, you must be Jake!” said Professor Sashkatch. “Brian told me you were the one responsible for stopping Mewtwo?”
“Yeah. I try not to brag though.” said Jake in response.
“Well, though I am grateful, I would have wished things were handled differently, but what’s done is done. We have more important things to worry about.” said Professor Sashkatch. “By the way, I’d like to introduce you to Gordon.” he introduced the young man.
“Alex, Brian, Jake, I am a Scientist of Team Rocket’s.” Started Gordon. “During an incident, we lost two very important experiments, and we have to find them. You three have been chosen to help recover the experiments.”
“You keep using the word “experiments.”” said Jake. “Are these Pokemon or not?” he asked.
“Yes, they are Pokemon.” Gordon responded. “Whoever can recover them first gets $10,000. Now go find them! One is Blue and one is Orange!”
“Right!” Alex, Brian and Jake said in unison, and ran into the woods to search for the missing experiments.
Jake explored and searched the plains, Alex searched the trees, and Brian searched the butte. Brian was at a small, hidden waterfall in the butte and discovered something. It was a medium sized, bipedal Blue Cat-like Pokemon. It had a total of four arms and looked quite feminine. It basked in the waterfall, having its daily shower. It looked so serene. It then turned around to face Brian, as if it was aware of his presence.
“Hello!” said the creature, with a feminine voice, through its own lips. “I said hello!” it said again almost instantly.
“Uh, hi!” Brian responded.
“What is your name?” asked the creature.
“My name is Brian.” responded Brian.
“Brian? Funny name! My name is Mewthree.” responded the creature.
“Mewthree?” asked Brian. “Do you know what you are?” he asked.
“Yes, silly. I am a clone.” Mewthree answered. “Where’s my brother?” she asked with a whiny tone.
“You have a brother?” Brian asked.
“Yes, I miss him...” Mewthree said.
Meanwhile, down on the plains, Jake heard the sounds of a galloping horse approaching. “What the?” Jake asked himself, and hid behind a tree. Eventually, a Rapidash appeared, and on it riding was a hooded person. “It’s him!” Jake thought to himself.
“Return Rapidash.” said the figure, unaware he was being spied on. Then, he lifted his arms, and floated up the butte.
“What? Psychic Power?” Jake thought to himself, having been familiar with Psychic Power. “I better follow and watch out for Brian.” he thought to himself, and followed the Hooded Figure.
“Do you know anything about your parents?” Brian asked Mewthree.
“Parents? I don’t have parents. Just my brother.” Mewthree answered. “I miss my brother...”
“Okay, okay. We’ll help you find your brother!” Brian said. “Come with me, my friends will help.” He grabbed Mewthree’s hand and escorted her away from the Waterfall and down the Butte. They were quickly intercepted by the Hooded Person, who had floated up the Butte using Psychic Powers.
“Operation I.S.E., you’re mine!” said the Hooded Figure, and used his Psychic Powers to bind Mewthree in place.
“Aaaahhh! Brian, help me!” Mewthree shrieked and screamed, as the Hooded Figure had seemed to be hurting her.
“Stop that right now!” Brian shouted, as he grabbed a Poke Ball from his belt. “Pikachu, let’s go!” said Brian, tossing the Poke Ball and releasing his Pikachu.
“Pikachu!” said Pikachu.
“Pikachu, Thunderbolt!” Brian commanded.
“Pikachuuuuuu!” said Pikachu, as it blasted a bolt of lightning to the Hooded Figure, floating in midair. The Hooded Figure wasn’t the least bit fazed.
“It’s you!” said Brian. “You saved us from the Mt. Moon cave-in! What are you doing to Mewthree?”
“Mewthree is a Legendary. I am going to capture all the Legendaries, and there’s nothing you can do about it. I have Power!” said the Hooded Figure, as he did so, he put his hand in his pocket and felt something up, and petted his side.
“Leave me alone!” screamed a bothered Mewthree. “Kyaaah!” she screamed as the Hooded Figure approached her, ready to force her into one of his Poke Balls.
“Spear!” said a voice coming from behind. It was a Beedrill, and it was flying straight to the Hooded Figure.
“Beedrill, Twinneedle!” Jake commanded, running from down the Butte.
“Spear!” said Beedrill, and it pricked the Hooded Figure.
“Yaaaaaah!” screamed the Hooded Figure. “I’ve been poisoned, I’ve been POISONED!” he screamed in hysteria.
“If it isn’t the Hooded Rapidash rider!” Jake said as he caught up with Brian. “So you have turned evil?” he asked.
“My intentions and my alignment should be none of your concern.” the Hooded Figure said in a monotone voice, as if he was ignoring the fact his body was poisoned. Suddenly, a loud “TWANG” noise was heard.
“Huhh!” gasped Mewthree, as she completely suddenly, started to convert into Green Energy, and transferred into a Master Ball.
“What?” asked the Hooded Figure.
“Alex?” asked Jake, seeing it was Alex that tossed the Master Ball at Mewthree.
“Alex, you’ve captured Mewthree...” said Brian, unsure of what would happen next.
“No, No! NOOOOOOOO!” said the Hooded Figure, clearly upset he didn’t capture Mewthree himself. “You, you’re never going to be forgiven!” he threatened the three of them. “Just watch, soon, I’m gonna be the big bad.” he said, and he instantly teleported away, leaving Brian, Jake and Alex on the butte. Alex held up his Master Ball, smiling, and Jake and Brian were exchanging glances.
“What is happening?” Jake asked Brian rhetorically, and they stare off in the distance, pondering what’s to come.
Chapter 46: Jason's Return
“Prrrriiiiiiii!” cried the Togepi. Adam was plugging up his ears, annoyed to death by his suffering Togepi.
“Good God, Togepi, could you ever shut up?” said Adam to Togepi. The Togepi egg Adam stole from Cerulean Cave hatched about a week ago, and since then, the Togepi has been doing nothing but crying. “Maybe I can make use of this!” Adam decided, completely neglecting to think that maybe Togepi is crying because it’s hungry. “Togepi, use Annoy Cry!” Adam commanded to Togepi.
“PRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!” screamed and cried Togepi. As Togepi shrieked, Spearow’s, Pidgey’s and various bugs fell out of trees dead, and the trees and grass shriveled and died.
“Wow, Togepi can kill things!” said Adam foolishly. He took out his Pokedex, enabled the “Cell Phone” feature, and called Jake.
“Hello?” answered Jake on the other line.
“Hey Jake, it’s Adam! Guess what I have?” Adam asked Jake.
“Uh... a Human-Type Pokemon?” Jake randomly guessed.
“Nope! A Togepi!” Adam boasted, still unaware he is being a terrible father to his Togepi.
“A Togepi? Oh, big deal. Those Pokemon are weak as hell.” Jake responded.
“Weak? Don’t be so dumb Jake, Togepi can kill you!” said a completely deluded Adam. Jake just smirked and laughed, in his head, he imagined a blood-splattered Togepi walking up a stairway carrying a kitchen knife, intent on stabbing whoever comes its way.
“Well Adam, enjoy your murdering Togepi!” Jake said, and hung up.
Adam continued walking on, he decided it was time for him to continue his Badge Quest; he had three badges to go and was headed for Saffron City. Tired of hearing his suffering Togepi’s crying, Adam shoved it away into a Poke Ball. He neared a crossroad, and standing by the sign post was a familiar face to Adam, one whom he hasn’t seen in some time.
“Hey, Jason! How are you?” Adam asked to his old best friend.
“Adam, I’m okay. Things are working out fine...” Jason responded in a shrill tone, his arms folded up.
“None of us has seen you or Andy in awhile. What have you guys been up to?” Adam asked.
“None of your business...” Jason responded.
“Uh, okay...” Adam said, bothered at the tone his old best friend used on him.
“Say, why not battle me?” Jason asked.
“Okay!” Said Adam, excited to show Jason his collection of Pokemon. He grabbed a Poke Ball from his belt and tossed it. “Let’s go, ‘Lectric!” The Poke Ball opened up, and revealed his Pikachu had a new form.
“Raiiiii-chu!” said ‘Lectric, now a Raichu. ‘Lectric stood proud, with a glamorous smile on its face. ‘Lectric accomplished all it could as a Pikachu, and it and Adam decided for it to reach its full potential, it must evolve.
“Hahaha.” Laughed Jason, who grabbed out three Poke Ball’s and tossed them into battle, revealing three Pokemon Adam had never seen before.
“Fros-teeee!” said what looked like a Snow Man.
“Sab-rey!” said a small, Dark Orange cat Pokemon with Large Fangs.
“Rap-tey!” said an orange Dinosaur Pokemon.
“What? New Pokemon?” Adam said, taking out his Pokedex and scanning the three.
*Bing*
Frostee: Snow Pokemon
Type: Ice/Rock
Frostee specializes in freezing its opponent, then shattering them with Rocks.
*Bing*
Sabre’: Tiger Pokemon
Type: Fire/Rock
Its Razor Sharp Fangs can cause searing Burns.
*Bing*
Rapte’: Cretaceous Pokemon
Type: Dragon/Rock
Can run faster than any human, its claws and teeth can be fatal.
“Oh wow.” Adam said, surprised to see three all new Fossil Pokemon.
“Let’s go Sabre’!” Jason commanded.
“Sab-rey!” said Sabre’ ferociously.
“‘Lectric, Thunder Bolt!” ordered Adam.
“Raichu!” said ‘Lectric, and it blasted Sabre’ with a huge bolt of Lightning.
“Hah, Sabre’, retaliate with Crunch!” Jason commanded.
“Sab-REY!” Sabre’ roared, and bit ‘Lectric really hard, tearing its skin and causing it to bleed.
“Oh no, ‘Lectric!” said Adam. “Return!” he said, recalling ‘Lectric into it’s Poke Ball.
“One down, two to go!” said a smug Jason.
“Alright, go Squigglystuff!” said Adam, releasing his Jigglypuff.
“Jigglypuff!” said Squigglystuff.
“Go Frostee!” Jason commanded. “Let’s end this one quick, Ice Touch!”
“Squigglystuff, dodge and brandish your knife!” Adam commanded to Squigglystuff, who successfully jumped away from Frostee’s Snow Body, and brandished a knife, ready to cut away at the Snow Body. “Now use Cut!”
“Jiggly...” said Squigglystuff, acknowledging its master’s useless order. Squigglystuff launched toward Frostee but got frozen in a block of ice upon attempting to carve a wound in the Snow Body.
“Oh no, Squigglystuff!” Adam said, showing concern for his Pokemon.
“Rock Throw!” Jason ordered, and Frostee tossed a rock Snow Ball at Squigglystuff, shattering the Ice Block and Squigglystuff’s body, now in frozen pieces.
“You killed it!” Adam said, shocked and appalled.
“Nice job Frostee, now return!” Jason said, recalling Frostee.
“There’s only one way I can win now.” Adam said, grabbing his first Poke Ball in his belt. “Now go, Blaze!”
“LIzardon!” said Blaze, standing proud and ready to battle.
“Time to finish this, Go Rapte’!” said Jason.
“Rap-tey!” said Rapte’.
“Fire Spin Blaze!” Adam commanded to his Charizard.
“Lizar!” said Blaze, and it blasted a fire cyclone to Rapte’, it showing no pain or anguish.
“Haha, this is pathetically easy. Rapte’ attack!” Jason commanded.
“Rap....teeeey!” said Rapte’, launching at quick speed with its small, thin legs, and started viciously biting Blaze’s body.
“Lizardon!” screamed an anguished Blaze, who very quickly succumbed to the powerful jaws of Rapte’.
“What are these Pokemon?” asked Adam, shocked and stunned to see his Pokemon lose so easily to Jason’s. Jason held a very smug smirk, happy to see things go his way.
“This is only the beginning.” Jason said ominously. “Soon, I will have everything, and I will become the worlds Greatest Pokemon Master. This is not speculation.” he said, sounding very sure of himself, almost as if he’s predicting the future. “Adam, should the title ever be a battle between the two of us, just know I will not show any mercy.” he concluded, as if he ever showed mercy at all. Jason walked away down the path, and turned his head around. “Oh, and Adam, just know that there is nothing you can do to stop this...” Jason said, and suddenly and abruptly vanished in the blink of an eye.
“Good God, Togepi, could you ever shut up?” said Adam to Togepi. The Togepi egg Adam stole from Cerulean Cave hatched about a week ago, and since then, the Togepi has been doing nothing but crying. “Maybe I can make use of this!” Adam decided, completely neglecting to think that maybe Togepi is crying because it’s hungry. “Togepi, use Annoy Cry!” Adam commanded to Togepi.
“PRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!” screamed and cried Togepi. As Togepi shrieked, Spearow’s, Pidgey’s and various bugs fell out of trees dead, and the trees and grass shriveled and died.
“Wow, Togepi can kill things!” said Adam foolishly. He took out his Pokedex, enabled the “Cell Phone” feature, and called Jake.
“Hello?” answered Jake on the other line.
“Hey Jake, it’s Adam! Guess what I have?” Adam asked Jake.
“Uh... a Human-Type Pokemon?” Jake randomly guessed.
“Nope! A Togepi!” Adam boasted, still unaware he is being a terrible father to his Togepi.
“A Togepi? Oh, big deal. Those Pokemon are weak as hell.” Jake responded.
“Weak? Don’t be so dumb Jake, Togepi can kill you!” said a completely deluded Adam. Jake just smirked and laughed, in his head, he imagined a blood-splattered Togepi walking up a stairway carrying a kitchen knife, intent on stabbing whoever comes its way.
“Well Adam, enjoy your murdering Togepi!” Jake said, and hung up.
Adam continued walking on, he decided it was time for him to continue his Badge Quest; he had three badges to go and was headed for Saffron City. Tired of hearing his suffering Togepi’s crying, Adam shoved it away into a Poke Ball. He neared a crossroad, and standing by the sign post was a familiar face to Adam, one whom he hasn’t seen in some time.
“Hey, Jason! How are you?” Adam asked to his old best friend.
“Adam, I’m okay. Things are working out fine...” Jason responded in a shrill tone, his arms folded up.
“None of us has seen you or Andy in awhile. What have you guys been up to?” Adam asked.
“None of your business...” Jason responded.
“Uh, okay...” Adam said, bothered at the tone his old best friend used on him.
“Say, why not battle me?” Jason asked.
“Okay!” Said Adam, excited to show Jason his collection of Pokemon. He grabbed a Poke Ball from his belt and tossed it. “Let’s go, ‘Lectric!” The Poke Ball opened up, and revealed his Pikachu had a new form.
“Raiiiii-chu!” said ‘Lectric, now a Raichu. ‘Lectric stood proud, with a glamorous smile on its face. ‘Lectric accomplished all it could as a Pikachu, and it and Adam decided for it to reach its full potential, it must evolve.
“Hahaha.” Laughed Jason, who grabbed out three Poke Ball’s and tossed them into battle, revealing three Pokemon Adam had never seen before.
“Fros-teeee!” said what looked like a Snow Man.
“Sab-rey!” said a small, Dark Orange cat Pokemon with Large Fangs.
“Rap-tey!” said an orange Dinosaur Pokemon.
“What? New Pokemon?” Adam said, taking out his Pokedex and scanning the three.
*Bing*
Frostee: Snow Pokemon
Type: Ice/Rock
Frostee specializes in freezing its opponent, then shattering them with Rocks.
*Bing*
Sabre’: Tiger Pokemon
Type: Fire/Rock
Its Razor Sharp Fangs can cause searing Burns.
*Bing*
Rapte’: Cretaceous Pokemon
Type: Dragon/Rock
Can run faster than any human, its claws and teeth can be fatal.
“Oh wow.” Adam said, surprised to see three all new Fossil Pokemon.
“Let’s go Sabre’!” Jason commanded.
“Sab-rey!” said Sabre’ ferociously.
“‘Lectric, Thunder Bolt!” ordered Adam.
“Raichu!” said ‘Lectric, and it blasted Sabre’ with a huge bolt of Lightning.
“Hah, Sabre’, retaliate with Crunch!” Jason commanded.
“Sab-REY!” Sabre’ roared, and bit ‘Lectric really hard, tearing its skin and causing it to bleed.
“Oh no, ‘Lectric!” said Adam. “Return!” he said, recalling ‘Lectric into it’s Poke Ball.
“One down, two to go!” said a smug Jason.
“Alright, go Squigglystuff!” said Adam, releasing his Jigglypuff.
“Jigglypuff!” said Squigglystuff.
“Go Frostee!” Jason commanded. “Let’s end this one quick, Ice Touch!”
“Squigglystuff, dodge and brandish your knife!” Adam commanded to Squigglystuff, who successfully jumped away from Frostee’s Snow Body, and brandished a knife, ready to cut away at the Snow Body. “Now use Cut!”
“Jiggly...” said Squigglystuff, acknowledging its master’s useless order. Squigglystuff launched toward Frostee but got frozen in a block of ice upon attempting to carve a wound in the Snow Body.
“Oh no, Squigglystuff!” Adam said, showing concern for his Pokemon.
“Rock Throw!” Jason ordered, and Frostee tossed a rock Snow Ball at Squigglystuff, shattering the Ice Block and Squigglystuff’s body, now in frozen pieces.
“You killed it!” Adam said, shocked and appalled.
“Nice job Frostee, now return!” Jason said, recalling Frostee.
“There’s only one way I can win now.” Adam said, grabbing his first Poke Ball in his belt. “Now go, Blaze!”
“LIzardon!” said Blaze, standing proud and ready to battle.
“Time to finish this, Go Rapte’!” said Jason.
“Rap-tey!” said Rapte’.
“Fire Spin Blaze!” Adam commanded to his Charizard.
“Lizar!” said Blaze, and it blasted a fire cyclone to Rapte’, it showing no pain or anguish.
“Haha, this is pathetically easy. Rapte’ attack!” Jason commanded.
“Rap....teeeey!” said Rapte’, launching at quick speed with its small, thin legs, and started viciously biting Blaze’s body.
“Lizardon!” screamed an anguished Blaze, who very quickly succumbed to the powerful jaws of Rapte’.
“What are these Pokemon?” asked Adam, shocked and stunned to see his Pokemon lose so easily to Jason’s. Jason held a very smug smirk, happy to see things go his way.
“This is only the beginning.” Jason said ominously. “Soon, I will have everything, and I will become the worlds Greatest Pokemon Master. This is not speculation.” he said, sounding very sure of himself, almost as if he’s predicting the future. “Adam, should the title ever be a battle between the two of us, just know I will not show any mercy.” he concluded, as if he ever showed mercy at all. Jason walked away down the path, and turned his head around. “Oh, and Adam, just know that there is nothing you can do to stop this...” Jason said, and suddenly and abruptly vanished in the blink of an eye.
Chapter 45: Saving Ash
Ash Ketchum laid dead on the floor of the Pokemon Center; the Nurse Joy had gone home for the night, leaving Jake, Misty, Brock and Pikachu alone with their dead friend. “Who? Who could have done this?” asked Misty, crying while in shock of the recent event.
“What has Ash ever done to deserve this?” asked Brock. Jake looked at the situation, rather perplexed to see Ash die a second time. He then had an idea.
“Porygon, plug into the computers of the hospital equipment, scan through his body, and see if there’s anything we can do to revive him!” Jake instructed his Porygon.
“Porygon, Porygon.” said Porygon, as it shot a USB cord from its body and plugged into the main CPU. Jake, Misty and Brock covered Ash’s body with pulse monitors.
“Scanning body.” said Porygon’s feminine computer voice. “Status: Deceased. Cause of Death: Arbok Venom from the neck. Curable: Yes.” Porygon said. “Bloodstream filled with venom, I can flush all venom out of his system and restart his heart. I need more power though.”
“Go Pikablu!” said Jake, releasing his Pikablu.”Pikablu, and Pikachu, I need you to use Thunderbolt on Porygon!
“Pika!” said Pikachu.
“Pika!” said Pikablu, and they both fired simultaneous Thunderbolts.
“Nnnngghhh!” said Porygon, resisting. “Need more Power!”
“Do it again guys!” ordered Jake, and Porygon was shocked again.
“Need more Power!” said Porygon.
“I know what it needs.” said Brock, grabbing a Poke Ball. “Go Vulpix!” he said, tossing it.
“Vulpix!” said Brock’s Vulpix.
“Use Flamethrower!” Brock commanded, and Vulpix blasted Porygon with its flames.
“Power increasing!” said Porygon.
“Go Staryu!” said Misty.
“Hi-ya!” said Staryu.
“Swift on Porygon!” Misty commanded, and Staryu shot Porygon with Speeding Stars.
“Power Increasing!” said Porygon. “80% Full.”
“Pikablu, Water Gun!” said Jake, and Pikablu shot a stream of water at Porygon. “Now, Ice Beam!” Jake commanded, and Pikablu shot an icy blast to Porygon.
“Bing Bing, 100% completed. Commencing body purification.” said Porygon, and it started to hum. “Commencing CPR Mode.” Just then, from the sounds of Porygon’s computer, a heartbeat noise emitted. “Heartbeat established. Body is alive!” Porygon finished.
“Alright! Good Job Porygon!” said Jake. However, despite being alive, Ash continued to lie motionless on the floor. “Pikachu, use Thunderbolt to wake Ash up.” Jake said to Ash’s Pikachu.
“Pikachu!!” said Pikachu, failing to wake up Ash with electricity.
“What now?” asked Brock.
“Porygon. What’s going on?” Jake asked. Porygon ran more tests.
“It appears though the body is alive, it is without a soul.” said Porygon’s feminine voice.
“What?” Jake asked.
“Oh right, when you die, your soul comes out.” Brock said.
“Oh no, we were too late...” Misty said solemnly, and it seemed all hope was lost.
“Pikachu...” said Ash’s Pikachu.
“Nnngh! There’s gotta be a way...” said Jake, bashing his fists on the keyboard. “Porygon, call Professor Oak.”
“Porygon, Porygon!” said Porygon’s main voice. “Call connecting.” said it’s computer voice.
“Hello?” said the Professor, answering the video phone.
“Professor Oak, it’s me, Jake, with the Pikablu?” Jake started.
“Ah yes, Jake. How are things with you?” asked the Professor.
“Professor Oak, I’m afraid now’s not the time for a chit-chat, Ash Ketchum is dead.” Jake finished.
“Huh? Ash Ketchum is dead?” asked Professor Oak, when suddenly, he was whisked into the internet, and transported to the Viridian City Pokemon Center. “Uhhhh...” said the Professor, dumbfounded.
“Hi Professor.” said Jake.
“Next time ask before doing that!” shouted the Professor.
“Sorry Professor, we just didn’t know what else to do about Ash.” said Misty.
“Well, I’m just a Pokemon Researcher, I’m not sure why YOU THOUGHT I’d know anything about this!” said Professor Oak. “Lucky for you, I do know someone who could help.” Professor Oak put his hand in his lab coat pocket and pulled out a cell-phone, and dialed a number.
“Hey, it’s Professor Oak. Come to Viridian City, we need your assistance.” said the phone call.
Within 30 seconds, an Alakazam appeared in the room, sitting on it it’s trainer, Alex. “Alex?” said Jake, noticing Alex’s hair was once again, Brown.
“Hey guys!” said Alex.
“Alex, Ash Ketchum is dead, can you revive him?” asked Professor Oak.
“Sure can! I got just the Pokemon for the job.” said Alex, grabbing a Poke Ball. “Let’s go, Gengar!”
“Gengar!” said the Shadow Pokemon.
“Okay Gengar, find the soul of Ash Ketchum!” ordered Alex.
“Gengar!” said Gengar, who vanished in thin air. Within a couple minutes, Gengar returned, carrying the soul of Ash Ketchum.
“Hey, what’s going on?” asked the Ash ghost, and Gengar shoved the soul into the body.
“Nnnngh, I’m awake!” said Ash, awakening, and he stood himself up, and his held his head like he had a headache.
“Pikapi!” said Pikachu, happy.
“Ash, you’re alive!” said Misty, so happy to see him back.
“Yes! We thought you were gone forever!” said Brock.
Outside the Pokemon Center, Ash, Misty and Brock were standing opposite Jake, Professor Oak & Alex. The sun had long set, and it was dark.
“Well Ash, our travels together end here.” started Jake. “I’m sure you’re mature enough that you don’t need me. In fact, I’ve started to think I was a burden to you. I mean, my Scyther almost murdered your Pikachu, Giovanni captured your Pikachu, and you were even killed. I better get back on my own path. However, I WILL find out who that assassin is.”
“It was good learning from you Jake, and it was so cool seeing a Porygon so much.” Ash pointed out.
“There is a lot both of us need to learn to become better Pokemon trainers, but I’m sure you will reach the top. Ash, just train that Charizard and it actually will obey you.” He reached for an item ball, and released his convertible. “I’m off!” said Jake, as he sped off into the darkness.
“Goodbye Jake! Hope we meet again!” said Ash, as he and his friends waved goodbye.
“I guess he’s not gonna offer ME a ride...” said the abandoned Professor Oak. Alex just teleported away.
“What has Ash ever done to deserve this?” asked Brock. Jake looked at the situation, rather perplexed to see Ash die a second time. He then had an idea.
“Porygon, plug into the computers of the hospital equipment, scan through his body, and see if there’s anything we can do to revive him!” Jake instructed his Porygon.
“Porygon, Porygon.” said Porygon, as it shot a USB cord from its body and plugged into the main CPU. Jake, Misty and Brock covered Ash’s body with pulse monitors.
“Scanning body.” said Porygon’s feminine computer voice. “Status: Deceased. Cause of Death: Arbok Venom from the neck. Curable: Yes.” Porygon said. “Bloodstream filled with venom, I can flush all venom out of his system and restart his heart. I need more power though.”
“Go Pikablu!” said Jake, releasing his Pikablu.”Pikablu, and Pikachu, I need you to use Thunderbolt on Porygon!
“Pika!” said Pikachu.
“Pika!” said Pikablu, and they both fired simultaneous Thunderbolts.
“Nnnngghhh!” said Porygon, resisting. “Need more Power!”
“Do it again guys!” ordered Jake, and Porygon was shocked again.
“Need more Power!” said Porygon.
“I know what it needs.” said Brock, grabbing a Poke Ball. “Go Vulpix!” he said, tossing it.
“Vulpix!” said Brock’s Vulpix.
“Use Flamethrower!” Brock commanded, and Vulpix blasted Porygon with its flames.
“Power increasing!” said Porygon.
“Go Staryu!” said Misty.
“Hi-ya!” said Staryu.
“Swift on Porygon!” Misty commanded, and Staryu shot Porygon with Speeding Stars.
“Power Increasing!” said Porygon. “80% Full.”
“Pikablu, Water Gun!” said Jake, and Pikablu shot a stream of water at Porygon. “Now, Ice Beam!” Jake commanded, and Pikablu shot an icy blast to Porygon.
“Bing Bing, 100% completed. Commencing body purification.” said Porygon, and it started to hum. “Commencing CPR Mode.” Just then, from the sounds of Porygon’s computer, a heartbeat noise emitted. “Heartbeat established. Body is alive!” Porygon finished.
“Alright! Good Job Porygon!” said Jake. However, despite being alive, Ash continued to lie motionless on the floor. “Pikachu, use Thunderbolt to wake Ash up.” Jake said to Ash’s Pikachu.
“Pikachu!!” said Pikachu, failing to wake up Ash with electricity.
“What now?” asked Brock.
“Porygon. What’s going on?” Jake asked. Porygon ran more tests.
“It appears though the body is alive, it is without a soul.” said Porygon’s feminine voice.
“What?” Jake asked.
“Oh right, when you die, your soul comes out.” Brock said.
“Oh no, we were too late...” Misty said solemnly, and it seemed all hope was lost.
“Pikachu...” said Ash’s Pikachu.
“Nnngh! There’s gotta be a way...” said Jake, bashing his fists on the keyboard. “Porygon, call Professor Oak.”
“Porygon, Porygon!” said Porygon’s main voice. “Call connecting.” said it’s computer voice.
“Hello?” said the Professor, answering the video phone.
“Professor Oak, it’s me, Jake, with the Pikablu?” Jake started.
“Ah yes, Jake. How are things with you?” asked the Professor.
“Professor Oak, I’m afraid now’s not the time for a chit-chat, Ash Ketchum is dead.” Jake finished.
“Huh? Ash Ketchum is dead?” asked Professor Oak, when suddenly, he was whisked into the internet, and transported to the Viridian City Pokemon Center. “Uhhhh...” said the Professor, dumbfounded.
“Hi Professor.” said Jake.
“Next time ask before doing that!” shouted the Professor.
“Sorry Professor, we just didn’t know what else to do about Ash.” said Misty.
“Well, I’m just a Pokemon Researcher, I’m not sure why YOU THOUGHT I’d know anything about this!” said Professor Oak. “Lucky for you, I do know someone who could help.” Professor Oak put his hand in his lab coat pocket and pulled out a cell-phone, and dialed a number.
“Hey, it’s Professor Oak. Come to Viridian City, we need your assistance.” said the phone call.
Within 30 seconds, an Alakazam appeared in the room, sitting on it it’s trainer, Alex. “Alex?” said Jake, noticing Alex’s hair was once again, Brown.
“Hey guys!” said Alex.
“Alex, Ash Ketchum is dead, can you revive him?” asked Professor Oak.
“Sure can! I got just the Pokemon for the job.” said Alex, grabbing a Poke Ball. “Let’s go, Gengar!”
“Gengar!” said the Shadow Pokemon.
“Okay Gengar, find the soul of Ash Ketchum!” ordered Alex.
“Gengar!” said Gengar, who vanished in thin air. Within a couple minutes, Gengar returned, carrying the soul of Ash Ketchum.
“Hey, what’s going on?” asked the Ash ghost, and Gengar shoved the soul into the body.
“Nnnngh, I’m awake!” said Ash, awakening, and he stood himself up, and his held his head like he had a headache.
“Pikapi!” said Pikachu, happy.
“Ash, you’re alive!” said Misty, so happy to see him back.
“Yes! We thought you were gone forever!” said Brock.
Outside the Pokemon Center, Ash, Misty and Brock were standing opposite Jake, Professor Oak & Alex. The sun had long set, and it was dark.
“Well Ash, our travels together end here.” started Jake. “I’m sure you’re mature enough that you don’t need me. In fact, I’ve started to think I was a burden to you. I mean, my Scyther almost murdered your Pikachu, Giovanni captured your Pikachu, and you were even killed. I better get back on my own path. However, I WILL find out who that assassin is.”
“It was good learning from you Jake, and it was so cool seeing a Porygon so much.” Ash pointed out.
“There is a lot both of us need to learn to become better Pokemon trainers, but I’m sure you will reach the top. Ash, just train that Charizard and it actually will obey you.” He reached for an item ball, and released his convertible. “I’m off!” said Jake, as he sped off into the darkness.
“Goodbye Jake! Hope we meet again!” said Ash, as he and his friends waved goodbye.
“I guess he’s not gonna offer ME a ride...” said the abandoned Professor Oak. Alex just teleported away.
Wednesday, August 24, 2011
Chapter 32.7: Transformed
“Ooooh. Where am I?” Andy thought to himself as he was coming to. He opened his eyes, to the first sight of tall blades of grass, and the blue sky above. He still had a headache, and was rubbing his head. He rose up, but found the grass to be taller than him. Andy felt really thirsty.
“Hey, are you alright?” asked a voice from behind.
“No… I’m lost…” answered Andy, and turned around to see the person he was talking to was a Ratatta! “Wait a minute, you can talk?” asked Andy, thinking to have discovered an elusive talking Pokemon.
“Of course I can talk…” Ratatta answered casually. “Don’t you know that all Pokemon are fully capable of speaking with each other?” He asked.
“What? I’m not a Pokemon!” responded Andy. “I’m a trainer!”
“Umm, you look like a Pokemon to me.” Said Ratatta. “Take a look into that puddle.” He pointed to a puddle nearby. Andy looked into the reflection given off by the water, and in the reflection, he saw the face of an Abra, mimicking his every gesture as if he was looking into a mirror. Andy shriveled himself, clutched his heart, and screamed.
“Yyyyyaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh!” he shouted loudly. It was clear that Andy has been transformed into an Abra, the very one that he captured while on the way to Bill’s House to deliver the package. Andy was upset and angry, who could have done this, and why? He quickly thought about his own Pokemon. His poor baby Squirtle, his Human-Type Pokemon Ninja, what has happened to them? Are they in the wrong hands? He looked down, and Ratatta walked over.
“You alright?” asked Ratatta.
“Ratatta, my name is Andy.” Andy started. “I’m a Pokemon Trainer from Pallet Town. My friend sent me on a mission to deliver something to Mr. Bill of Cerulean Cape. The last thing I remember, is looking at his machi-“ Andy stopped and thought. “Oh no! So that’s how this happened?” Andy asked himself. “Maybe we can reverse this!”
“I know how to get there.” Said Ratatta. “”Follow me!”
“I just hope my body is still there.” Said Andy. The two Pokemon ran off. After running through the tall grass, they entered a clearing.
“Bill’s lab is on the other side of this field.” Ratatta said. “I’d take you further, but my mom would get upset if I’m late for dinner. It’s a Pokemon Thing…”
“So I guess this is goodbye.” Andy said. “I understand, humans are a little like that too. Thank you for everything!”
“Good luck getting back your body!” said Ratatta. “And I hope your Pokemon are alright!“ Ratatta walked back into the grass, leaving Andy the Abra to start his quest of getting his body back.
“Hey, are you alright?” asked a voice from behind.
“No… I’m lost…” answered Andy, and turned around to see the person he was talking to was a Ratatta! “Wait a minute, you can talk?” asked Andy, thinking to have discovered an elusive talking Pokemon.
“Of course I can talk…” Ratatta answered casually. “Don’t you know that all Pokemon are fully capable of speaking with each other?” He asked.
“What? I’m not a Pokemon!” responded Andy. “I’m a trainer!”
“Umm, you look like a Pokemon to me.” Said Ratatta. “Take a look into that puddle.” He pointed to a puddle nearby. Andy looked into the reflection given off by the water, and in the reflection, he saw the face of an Abra, mimicking his every gesture as if he was looking into a mirror. Andy shriveled himself, clutched his heart, and screamed.
“Yyyyyaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh!” he shouted loudly. It was clear that Andy has been transformed into an Abra, the very one that he captured while on the way to Bill’s House to deliver the package. Andy was upset and angry, who could have done this, and why? He quickly thought about his own Pokemon. His poor baby Squirtle, his Human-Type Pokemon Ninja, what has happened to them? Are they in the wrong hands? He looked down, and Ratatta walked over.
“You alright?” asked Ratatta.
“Ratatta, my name is Andy.” Andy started. “I’m a Pokemon Trainer from Pallet Town. My friend sent me on a mission to deliver something to Mr. Bill of Cerulean Cape. The last thing I remember, is looking at his machi-“ Andy stopped and thought. “Oh no! So that’s how this happened?” Andy asked himself. “Maybe we can reverse this!”
“I know how to get there.” Said Ratatta. “”Follow me!”
“I just hope my body is still there.” Said Andy. The two Pokemon ran off. After running through the tall grass, they entered a clearing.
“Bill’s lab is on the other side of this field.” Ratatta said. “I’d take you further, but my mom would get upset if I’m late for dinner. It’s a Pokemon Thing…”
“So I guess this is goodbye.” Andy said. “I understand, humans are a little like that too. Thank you for everything!”
“Good luck getting back your body!” said Ratatta. “And I hope your Pokemon are alright!“ Ratatta walked back into the grass, leaving Andy the Abra to start his quest of getting his body back.
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