Monday, April 23, 2012

Chapter 80: The Grand Finale of annoying-to-write Fillers


The atmosphere around Jake and Ash turned grim, and sorrow. The sounds of whips cracking echoed through the hallways. “Oh my God!” Ash said in horror and disgust at what he was looking at. On the walls of the hallway housed several spherical bubbles. Inside each was a Pikachu, forced and enslaved to generate power when the whip cracked. Would any Pikachu slack off, a Thunder Stone was forced onto it, and each resulting Raichu would be forced into something else. “This is terrible!” Ash said.
“Heh, I agree, I guess.” Jake said, trying to hide away his smirk.
“Hey look!” Ash said, pointing at a door. On the door had a sign that read “Office of Chris.”
“Alright! Let’s take care of these guys!” Jake said, as he opened the door and barged in.
“Ah, if it isn’t you guys.” Chris said, already standing up in the middle of his Office, showing his usual, silly grin.
“Give me back my Pikachu!” Ash demanded.
“No. But actually I have been thinking about doing that, but first, you must beat me in a Pokemon Battle!” Chris said.
“No way, I remember what happened the last time I battled you!” Jake responded.
“Yeah, that’s right! You lost!” Chris said, with his grin.
“Yeah, and I refuse to battle you again.” Jake said.
“Oh come on. If you beat me, you get the Land of the Dead Badge. You can’t become a Pokemon Master without the Land of the Dead Badge.” Chris said, still grinning.
“I don’t even want to become a Pokemon Master. And I’m sick of you coming into the Pokemon World where you don’t belong. We got a story to continue!” Jake said.
“We’re only doing YOU a favor.” Chris said. “The Pokemon are evil beings, and we thought we were doing good for the world by killing them. Tell their home to take their “Bulbachu’s” and “Pikasaur’s” elsewhere.”
“YOU get out!” Jake said, in a demanding tone. “That does it, I’m gonna have to use my Psychic Ability!”
Jake’s Psychic Ability score is 6, which is the highest you can be naturally born with.
“Hmmmmmmmm!” Jake said, with his wrist extended out, gripping at Chris. All of a sudden, a gun appeared in his hand. “Hah!”
*POW*
Chris took two steps back, and brought his hand to his chest, where the bullet had shot him. “I.... cannot believe that happened!” Chris said with shock. “You.... got me!” he said, and he collapsed onto the floor. From the corner of the room, lifted a curtain, and inside the space was Meowth, Steve, and Bob.
“Meowth! Chris actually lost!” Meowth said.
“This is no good. We’d better get out of here.” Steve said. “Bob, get Chris, we gotta go back to Grim Fandango.”
“You got it!” Bob said, and he grabbed Chris’s body, and he, Steve and Meowth exited the room.
*FWEE!*
“Huh!?” Jake said, noticing he and Ash were suddenly back in Hell, the stronghold had vanished.
“Awesome! Chris, Steve and Bob have left the Pokemon World!” Ash said. “But wait, where is Pikachu?”
“Hey look!” Jake said, with excitement. “It’s my car!” he said, pointing out his purple convertible was indeed there. “And I see two Poke Ball’s inside!” Jake said, grabbing the Poke Ball’s and tossing them into the air.
“Pika!” said Ash’s Pikachu.
“Pika!” said Pikablu.
“Pikachu!” Ash said with joy.
“Pikapi!” Pikachu said.
“I thought I had lost you forever...” Ash said, crying with joy.
“Pikablu!” Pikablu said to Jake.
“Alright Pikablu, times are grim. Hope you’re ready.” Jake said, patting his Pikablu.
Jake and Ash were in Jake’s convertible, driving through the tunnels, passing the First Layer of Hell and into the World. “Go Porygon 2!” Jake said, releasing his Porygon 2.
“Poooorygon!” Porygon 2 said with its remaining cry.
“Porygon 2, alter my car to operate on water!” Jake commanded, and Porygon entered Jake’s car through the digital stereo, altering the car to hover over water. Jake and Ash drove out of the cave, into the open sea and towards the Southern Islands.

Chapter 79: Ash Vs Hector & Manny


Jake and Ash remained in the same room of the stronghold, along with the corpse of the Giant Killer Pikachu. They had been intercepted by the Human-Type Pokemon, Hector Lemanz & Manuel Calavera. “Alright Ash, its your turn! Defeat these Pokemon.” said Jake.
Ash smirked with a certain look in his eyes. “Have I got a surprise for you, Jake.” Ash said, with sudden confidence. “Poke Ball, go!” he said, throwing his Poke Ball.
“Kanga!” said the form that emerged from the Poke Ball thrown from Ash.
“Ash! You actually have a new Pokemon!” Jake said, amazed to see Ash in control of a Kangashkhan.
“That’s not all.” Ash said with another smirk. “I choose you as well!” he said, throwing another Poke Ball.
“Pijon!” said the bird that emerged from the Poke Ball. Apparently, Ash’s Pidgeotto had evolved.
“And you actually have your Pidgeot!?” Jake said, slack-jawed.
“After losing in the Pokemon League, I decided to take a break from traveling. Brock and Misty went back to their gyms, so without much distraction, I was able to train my Pokemon. My Pidgeotto evolved after a good battle with a trainer.” Ash said. “And I caught this Kangashkhan while in the Southern Islands.”
“Good work!” Jake said.
“Now.” Ash said. “Kangashkhan, use Mega Punch!” he commanded.
“Kanga!” said Kangashkhan, as it reared its fist and punched into Manuel.
“Oooooh!” said Manuel, flying through the air and crashing through a window.
“Manny!” said Hector. “I’m gonna take revenge!” Hector said, taking out his piece and firing it into the air.
“Pijon!” said Pidgeot, flapping through the air dodging Hector’s bullets.
“Pidgeot, use Gust!” Ash commanded.
“Pijon!” said Pidgeot, as it flapped its wings heavily, creating a heavy Gust.
“Aaaaah!” said Hector, flying through the window just as Manuel had.
“I win!” said Ash, not realizing how much little effort was actually put into it.
“Man, Chris, Steve and Bob sure have been weak.” Jake said. “First the Wild Gym, now this. When will this story really get interesting?”
“Come, lets go. Pikachu needs me.” said Ash eagerly.
“Right on!” Jake said, as he and Ash ran down the hallway, leaving the corpse of the Giant Killer Pikachu behind.
“This is so weird. How did everything start to glow blue?” Ash asked, as he and Jake entered a new room.
“I dunno, but I get a good feeling about this!” Jake said with a smile, as he dashed forward and peered his head into the next room. “Aha! Yes!” he said.
“What is it?” asked Ash.
“Look!” Jake responded. Jake pointed at an “Evolution Machine.” “This is just what I was hoping for!” he said, taking out two of his Poke Ball’s. “Ash, I know you don’t care for forced evolutions or evolving Pokemon in general, but keep to yourself.” Jake said, putting the two Poke Ball’s onto the Poke Ball slots.
*ZZZZZZZZIIIIIIIIIIIIIMMMMMMMMMM*
The Poke Ball’s opened.
“SCIZOR!” said the Scizor.
“Poooooooorygon! 2!” said the Porygon 2.
“Haha! I now have a Scizor and a Porygon 2!” Jake said. “I sure have come a long way from leaving Pallet Town with a measly Weedle...........”
My own Pokemon adventure... it was quite littered with random Pokemon captures and unused TM’s, but it was quite the time. I rather enjoyed having a Bug Pokemon as my Starter, and I didn’t really have any problems. I was excited to capture a Pikachu, but didn’t even imagine it would become a Pikablu! I still remember my first battle with then-presumed main villain, Alex. A fragment that just came back to me was an explosion happening at the end of our battle. What was up with that stone slab Alex wound up with? Anyway. Capturing a Porygon was a pleasant surprise considering how hard it is to get one. Getting 9999 Coins is fucking tedious! I had a few problems with my Scyther, but it was only a child that was tormented by Team Rocket’s cruelty, it has since grown on me and has started to trust me.....
“I also have a Paras, a Venonat and a Clefairy in the PC, but what good use are those?” Jake asked, finishing his diatribe. “Anyway, I’m done.” he said, as he and Ash continued trekking through the stronghold.

Tuesday, April 10, 2012

Update Time

The Spring season is almost over, and boy am I tired. I know its strange how I talk about my job here, but its just to remind you that despite this crazy, messed up story that I wrote, I do live a normal life :)

Anyway, I don't have anything new written yet, but I'm planning on ending this "Chris, Steve and Bob" arc soon. I just have to squeeze in a few evolutions in between scenes though :)

If, after I finish this arc, I can get back into full blown writing mode, I could make it to the Grand Finale by the end of May.

And also, why do I keep hyping this "Grand Finale?" Because it is why I wrote this thing in the first place. The end of the game never actually happened. This fanfic was my way to see it end, in my vision of how things were already going and what was already set up.

Chapter 78: Jason's Backstory

Jake and Ash were sitting down on the ground in a room inside the Stronghold in the Second Layer of Hell. On the ground next to them was the corpse of the Giant Killer Pikachu. Jake was telling Ash the story of who Jason was.........

Jason had always had the ability to manipulate anyone. He first manipulated Adam’s friend, Andy. He and Andy invaded Giovanni’s Headquarters at the Celadon Rocket Casino, which led to the explosion which destroyed it. Since then, I haven’t seen, nor heard from Andy. Then... oh man. Jason reappeared on the scene with these new extraordinary powers. One day, he actually came up to me and said that he “Trained with Sabrina.” As in Sabrina, the Gym Leader of Saffron City. I was flabbergasted and dumbstruck to see one of my fellow Pokemon trainers so powerful and power-hungry! After learning that Giovanni had funded two new artificial clones of Mew, Jason once again invaded Team Rocket, and that incident led to the clones “Mewthree” and “Mewfour” being released to save them from Jason’s wicked ambitions. Then, without most of us knowing, Jason had already acquired three of the four Official Kanto Legendaries... Including Mewtwo.......

“We are right now, in luck though.” Jake said. “The “Orchestration” is still going on. Jason still hasn’t captured Moltres, the Legendary Fire Bird Pokemon. However, just the fact that these “Chris, Steve and Bob” characters are existing within the Pokemon World are proof Jason’s wicked ambitions are changing it, to allow such horrible things to be.”
“What an interesting story.” Ash said. “And I thought Team Rocket following me around was bad. Say, where is Team Rocket?” He asked.
“Oh, Jessie, James and Meowth actually got fired!” Jake said. “They’re now working as Ferry Operators in the Southern Islands.”
“Haha! Awesome!” Ash said.

Inside the control room, Meowth looks at his console. “Chris, our guests are busy chatting it up.” Meowth said. “Should we send in some goons?” he asked.
“You know what, sure. Fucking with these kids is fun.” said Chris with his trademark grin.

“Ho!” said one voice.
“Ha!” said another, and two small figures fell from the ceiling onto the floor. They were both short, had suits and sunglasses on, and it seemed their heads were skulls.
“What in the!” Jake said. “No, they can’t be. Chris, Steve and Bob can’t have.” Jake said, taking out his Pokedex.

Hector Lemanz & Manuel Calavera
Human/Ghost
Hector and Manny are brother skeleton gangsters who work for Chris, Steve and Bob. They are armed with sub machine guns.

Chapter 77: In the Second Layer of Hell

“What in the World is this?” Jake said, as he and Ash witness a giant Pikachu, but the Pikachu looked deformed.
“It looks like... a Pikachu.” said Ash. “But why does it look so weird?”

The Giant Killer Pikachu
Electric
A mutated Pikachu made to be giant. It’s tail has a rubber band on it.


“Leave this to me.” Jake said. “Your unevolved Pokemon will be too weak for this.”
“Stop insulting my Pokemon!” Ash said in response.
“Go Beedrill!” Jake said, tossing his Poke Ball.
“Bzzzzz!” said Beedrill, once again buzzing its cry.
“Okay Beedrill, this should be a snap.” Jake said. “Use Slash!” he commanded.
“Bzzzzz!” said Beedrill, and it flew up to the Giant Killer Pikachu at really quick speed, and Slashed at it hard.
“Peeeeeeeeee-ka!” said the Giant Killer Pikachu. “Piiii.” it said, as it hummed with power, and started jumping.

*Squeek! Squeek! Squeek!*

The Giant Killer Pikachu squeaked as it hopped up and down, doing absolutely nothing to Beedrill.
“Beedrill, return.” Jake said recalling Beedrill. “Let’s go Scyther!”
“Scyther!” said Jake’s Scyther upon entering the battlefield.
“Use your Slash!” Jake commanded.
“Scyther!” Scyther said, and it obeyed and slashed at the Giant Killer Pikachu.
“Peeeeeee.” said the Giant Killer Pikachu, which collapsed and fluff flew out of its dead body.

The Giant Killer Pikachu was counterfeit.

“Alright Scyther!” Jake said happily. “Good job!” Scyther looked at Jake and smiled. “See Ash? My Scyther obeys me now. Does your Charizard yet? Does it?” Ash looked at Jake angrily. “Professor Oak told you to train your Pokemon for the Pokemon League. Did you do that? NO! You went treasure hunting and found some Pokemon Ruins and had adventures with surfing Pikachus.”
“Shut up!” Ash said, tears starting to well up in his eyes.
“Look Ash, you just have to buckle down as a trainer. Even your rival, Gary Oak has a LOT of big, strong Pokemon. And... right now we might need them for what’s ahead...” Jake said, solemnly, as he walked into the wall and leaned on it. “Truth be told, I haven’t been doing much to be the best trainer either.”
“Hmm?” said Ash, ending his crying.
“Yeah, I have cool Pokemon like Scyther and Porygon, but what could they do in a serious fight? My Beedrill may be strong, but it’s hax. Beedrill can’t even learn Slash! Plus, I had a Pikachu, that became Pikablu but by pure luck, I didn’t know what else to do with it.... Ash, I have to tell you something. Something evil is afoot, and I want you to know about it.”
“I think I believe it. The Pokemon world has truly changed ever since that big incident on New Island.” Ash said.
Jake looked up and said. “Ash, I have a Secret to tell you. For now, keep this Secret to yourself. You’ll know when I’ll allow you to tell others..........”

There was a particular trainer among all of us trainers who came from Pallet Town. The one I’m about to talk about did start in Pallet Town, but rather in secret. You and your friends have been doing your own thing in your travels, but you might have seen a character in a Hood. Maybe he had a Rapidash? Well, he is pure evil. He was always evil. I don’t know why he’s evil, and I frankly don’t give a dang about it. However, he had recently “Orchestrated” a scheme that could entirely damage the Pokemon World. His name is Jason...